So, I've been full package pumping on and off for about 3 weeks, and was wondering if anyone has any tips and tricks for improving my results, or maybe boosting semen output to go with the new package.
Also genuinely don't know where to put this thread as I'm still fairly new, if that wasn't painfully obvious already.
>>767448817
well, fucking rip. I'm committed now I guess.
>So, I've been full package pumping on and off for about 3 weeks
Fucking what now?
>>767448817
You still are not going to get laid, and all you will do is break your dick. In 10 yrs you will no longer have a working dick if you keep that up.
>>767449546
The one on the right is a sun tea jar. Cheap and basically already half way to being a pump on account of the hole drilled near the bottom.
The one on the left is a fish bowl that I drilled a hole in because my meat and two veg isn't yet big enough to justify lugging the sun tea jar around.
>>767448817
Virgin detected.
Eat healthy and get in shape.
Instant +2 inches
exsqueeze me?
>>767449794
The concept is simple. Stick your junk in the jar, attach a tube to the small hole on the other side, and basically do the Kylie Jenner challenge to you dick and balls.
Also here's a seal that I'm using. It's made out of proto putty. I use the wrist portion of a disposable glove to make it air tight, since you're obviously gonna out grow the seal over the course of an hour.
>>767449831
Yes, very much. Do you think I'd be risking this purely for aesthetics if I thought that I'd ever get some outside of sad, sad cyber sex?
Getting back on topic, anyone here have any tips, or are you gonna just bust my grapefruit-sized balls until this thread is inevitably deleted due to inactivity?
tbh I wouldn't be posting this here if I didn't expect at least some people to wander in here wondering just what the hell is going on.
>>767450172
It's fucking weird, anon. Understand that. Don't do this, you're risking permanent damage to your junk. It isn't worth it.
>>767450401
If you think where I'm at is extreme, let me go dig up what some of the crazy sizes that people have gotten to after years of risking erectile dysfunction and a variety of other irreparable things relating to one's pride and joy.
>>767450674
I've seen the end result and I think it looks disgusting, and I'm equally disgusted by you, to be perfectly honest. Why ruin your dick? Don't be stupid.
>>767450912
Mainly because I'm bored, I can, and it's not like I was using it for anything productive to begin with.
>>767451011
Also was planning on trying to sift through Tumblr for a good example, but jesus christ there was so much gay. Like, looks like a cross between a gorilla and someone's dad playing an extra in Mad Max levels of gay.
>>767451011
>because I'm bored
just when I thought you couldn't get any more retarded. I've changed my mind; pump it until it explodes, and then post your exploded dick for us all to point and laugh at. You utter, utter idiot.
A guy I know had to stop temporarily for something like that. I think his skin ripped or something, and he's just now getting back to his old size. But yeah, that can actually happen if you go too fast.
>>767451403
ALso I kinda already invested like 15 bucks into this, so....
>>767448817
wtf , some oc on /b?
>>767451672
Just a guy that doesn't know how to 4chan yet, and would probably fit in pretty well with /r9k/ if the legends are true, unfortunately.
>>767451755
he does sound like a robot
>>767451672
Yes, we can't be having that. Quick, post some Sixxlogs
>>767451812
creamy
>>767450674
>you think I'M retarded, check out this retard
That's retarded. Stop giving your cock hickies, it's a fine length.
>>767452038
I'm mainly doing it for bigger nuts tho.
>>767452110
Oh shit, wrong meme
>>767452110
Oh then you're double retarded since testicles aren't designed to expand even with increased blood pressure
>>767452176
Well, to be more accurate, I'm aiming for fluid buildup around the balls. Also since this is basically just the Kylie Jenner challenge applied to one of the most delicate areas of the body, all the results are temporary. From the size I posted, I would be back to my normal, boring size after only a day and a half.
From one anon to another, keep being weird if you want. Life's short and there's already too many people on this planet anyway. To the rest I ask: Who's the idiot? The person taking time out of their day to insult someone for enjoying themselves, or the person enjoying themselves in spite of the judgement of others? Insert Kappa here.
If this thread is still here when I wake up, I'll post some of my earliest pics from when I started documenting my progress.
Because why else would you still be here by then?
>>767454421
does it work ? is it just your nutz that get bigger?
