What's your excuse?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What's your excuse?
>>767547762
I have cancer.
And this post gave it to me.
>hitting the gym 5 times a week
>can highly recommend the PH3 program by layne norton
>>767547762
I'm not 5 and don't play with homoerotic action figures from the 80s
>>767547762
I'm not made from plastic
>>767548148
Are you afraid to play with homoerotic action figures?
>>767547762
I've been feeling pain all over my body for a year now. I'm 18 years old and I'm fucked.
>>767548418
As an adult, no i just see it as a waste of time.
As a kid, i had loads of them. Shit was simple back then.
>>767548831
That's just your Sand-In-Pussy-Itis acting up, you're 18, stfu
I’m comfortable with my body and don’t need to lift heavy things to feel good about myself. Gf thinks I’m hot and that’s the only woman I’m tryna impress anyway.
>>767548924
Aaayyyyee
my parents are extremely religious and wont let me go to gym because they say "OOH U CANT GO TO THE GYM BECAUSE HAVING A BETTER BOD THAN JESUS WOULD BE A SIN AND YOU AINT A SINNER, ARE YOU"
i mean come on, jesus is fucking dead
>>767549000
You're making this up....
>>767548924
Nice larp, faggot.
>>767548835
So you're saying it's ok for kids to play with homoerotic action figures?
>>767549154
You can think what you want. I just feel really sorry for /B/ros that work out so hard and still can’t find women. Like dude I’m a 5 foot 7 120 lb white guy. If I can do it being a literal limpwristed manlet, anyone can. You don’t need big muscles, girls who like that shit are very superficial and will just leave you for the next bigger beefhead they see. Girls you win with charm and charisma are genuinely interested in you, and want to be with you. Not for your muscles, but because they like you.
>>767549259
It's only homoerotic to an adult, the kid doesn't know different.
>>767549451
You don't think it conditions boys to think of the male figure homoerotically?
>>767548148
>repressed homosexuality all over the place
>>767548148
What's homoerotic about He Man?
>>767549633
You’re joking right
>>767549701
No. I'm not. Explain it to me.
>>767549633
He believes it's the manufactures fault that he finds the action figure sexually arousing.
>>767549633
He man is only homoerotic if you're already gay.
>>767549765
>>767549765
I think I’m done here.
>>767547762
Excuse about why in not a plastic doll?
Hmm
>>767549890
>>767549908
Done with what?
>>767550023
Done w your stupid ass
>>767550128
You know that you're gay, right?
>>767550264
Don’t tell my dad
>>767547762
>tfw not a handsome, buff, prince of a magical, yet technologically advanced, fantasy kingdom and possessing a magic sword that can transform you and your pet tiger into mythical heroes that always save the day and also you probably take your hot-ass sister to pound-town on the regular
Feels fucking bad, man
>>767549584
So all humans?? Humans love to fuck, America isnt the first nation in history with "rampant" gay and it won't be the last. Religion has just brain washed societies into thinking its wrong.
>>767547762
im not an action figure :(
