my parents are extremely religious and wont let me go to gym because they say "OOH U CANT GO TO THE GYM BECAUSE HAVING A BETTER BOD THAN JESUS WOULD BE A SIN AND YOU AINT A SINNER, ARE YOU"
i mean come on, jesus is fucking dead
You can think what you want. I just feel really sorry for /B/ros that work out so hard and still can’t find women. Like dude I’m a 5 foot 7 120 lb white guy. If I can do it being a literal limpwristed manlet, anyone can. You don’t need big muscles, girls who like that shit are very superficial and will just leave you for the next bigger beefhead they see. Girls you win with charm and charisma are genuinely interested in you, and want to be with you. Not for your muscles, but because they like you.
I think I’m done here.
>tfw not a handsome, buff, prince of a magical, yet technologically advanced, fantasy kingdom and possessing a magic sword that can transform you and your pet tiger into mythical heroes that always save the day and also you probably take your hot-ass sister to pound-town on the regular
Feels fucking bad, man
So all humans?? Humans love to fuck, America isnt the first nation in history with "rampant" gay and it won't be the last. Religion has just brain washed societies into thinking its wrong.
im not an action figure :(