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Hi, my name is alex i do YouTube for a living, on a YouTube

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hi, my name is alex i do YouTube for a living, on a YouTube channel called "IHE" or "I Hate Everything". 3 years ago i did a video called "I HATE 4chan (/b/)" here is the link to the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yPzMXLenzw and i wanted to do part two or a follow up video to it, to see how 4chan has changed / why do people still like this site so please feel free leave your post down below.
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Fuck if I know I just use the tumblr
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>>767551631
Well you can say shit and it will still be fine. Besides, there are many boards, touching many topics. It's a place where you can find people who like things similar to ones you like, and discuss with them no matter where you are.
Plus dubs, trips, quads and all this shit. It's great too
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oh look, its this thread, again
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Fuck off faggot
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>>767551631
Nobody likes it here.
We are just here.
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Include me in video, also i think it just turned to cancer to be honest, reply or ur mom will die in her sleep posts are getting frequent and its nothing but traps, atleast this is the state of /b/.
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you look like a fag.
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I love 4chan. I genuinely almost feel that I would kill myself without it, seriously.

There are two things I have genuine phobias of. Racism and gential mutilation. 4chan helps me deal with the former phobia, facism, knowing that there is at least one place in this often terrifying oppressive reality where you can just be yourself and have fun.
It's an anarchal paradise where self hatred doesn't exist due to how everyone here is fucked up, and how nothing you say (most of the time **cough**gamergate**cough**) has any real concequence.

BTW luv u IHE
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>>767551631
Your channel's shit m8
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I meant facism, not racism
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LOG THREAD NIGGURZ
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We just share funny maymays alex.

Go back to your fucking terrible channel and cling to Ralph and Adam's far better tastes and opinions.
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>>767552106
Retard
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>>767551838
hi. you're not wrong. but what did you mean?
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>>767551631
Oh fuck this pasta again? Fuck off op
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>>767551631
4chan is just a teenage website. A good one, but still. It took me way too long to realize it...
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good one nigger get an original thread
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Idk
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>>767551631
It's a place where people can drop their shit at the door and vent to strangers with the least chance of repercussion. The anonymity is what keeps me coming back.
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>>767551631
Who knows Alex. I come here to observe horrifying human behavior and feel better about myself. That's probably really unhealthy but at least I'm not as unhealthy as the people I observe.
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whenever i feel like a degenerate, i come here because there are always way worse degenerates than you.
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>>767551631
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Here we go again
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>>767551631
DAS RAYSIS!!
Y'ALL CRACKA ASS CRACKAS BE CALLIN NIGGAS NIGGAS AND DASHIT AIN'T COO!! Y'ALL BE ALL I HATE NIGGAS AN SHIT!!Y'ALL RAYSIS! DAS RAYSIS!! BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!
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>>767551631
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>>767551631
Nypa you autistic faggot fuck off and kys
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I really enjoy the greentexts, confessions/secrets, and stuff like the raids or you will not divide us streams and flags that were fucked with, overall I think /b/ is unique and you can't really find anything else like it on the internet
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It's a piece of shit. But a glorious piece of shit. My grandfather once told me there's 7 billion people on earth. Not all of them will be like you. Here's the 7 billion, all different opinions, race, religion and all that shit. But it's still shit
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Stop posting this everyday without a twitter code cunt
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Love IHE, tell Ralph he's a cuck :)

I come here often but usually it's just to make myself feel better. I can't stand the racism, sexism and sadomascism that comes with /b but I can look at it and think "well at least I'm not as fucked up as that guy." There's something comforting in knowing that someone is a worse person than me and 4chan is a perfect place to see that. Plus I get to call them out for it often, it doesn't usually get results but I think /b is a necessary evil.

On top of that I'm not the only one who uses it like that. On most posts trying to piss people off, there's at least one or two people that call them out on their bullshit which makes me think there's even some more lurking.

Also the porn is deifnatly a selling point. 4chan is great for finding any kind of porn you like.

Not sure if it's actually ihe or if it's some weird troll but if it is a troll good job, that's exactly how I'd expect Alex to go about that.

If it is alex, hope it helped and keep up the great work.
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What proof have you got that you're IHE?
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>>767551631
Get out...
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>>767553577
Y?
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>>767551631
so many children getting fucked its insane i really wanna fuck ger pussy till she cums blood so i can shit on her and give her aids cus im a little nigger faggot
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>>767551631
hey my names Alex too
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>>767553637
Wow. You're edgier than an 8th grade emo girls naruto fanfiction.
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>>767551631
Well, thi board is still shit as you can tell. I just come here sometimes out of pure boredom. Since I'm not offended by much, I get to see the human race at its peak of stupidity and creepyness.
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>>767553822
i lust for your toes daddy 0w0
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To those of you calling this a copy pasta, 1 I never saw an original and 2 have you ever gathered reference for a video? It'll probably take more than one thread to get all the info he'd need. Chill ya dicks, let him work
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4chan has changed. It used to be apolitical, mostly, with /pol/ as a containment for most political talk, and the rest if the boards could be free to discuss their topics. But at some point, that changed. I think it was after gamer gate, where 4chsn entered the public consciousess. We've been there before, sure, but that was the day a massive influx of politically charged shitposters came. And now, everything is a withc hunt or a shitpost. There is this unbearable atmosphere of cynicism, hate, and general misery.

Gone are the days of epic wins or funny memes, now there is only calling people cu-cks and shitflinging. We are not the same 4chan that rigged the MtDew name contest, nor the one that closed the pool. Save yourself. Leave before you cannot escape.
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>>767551631
do you hate world of Warcraft?, any expansion specific? classic?
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>>767551631
>>767553037
racism is fun
flames on race baits are fun to watch
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VOTE HILLARY 2038 PANMUNJOM WAS AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL JOB.

btw do "I Hate Mars Bars" please
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post your tits with timestamp or fake.
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Cause you wont get shut down for any opinion you have on here.
Don't like feminists on Twitter? Banned.
Like Trump? I don't wanna speak to you.
Say anything contraversial about muslims? You're a bigot!
People don't come here 'cause they have a choice, they come because there's nowhere else to go, m8.
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>>767551631
am I the only one who can see this....
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Furry porn
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>>767551631
because of the nose porn......
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>>767554282
Agreed.
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>nypa
did that yt faggot fuck your gf or something? you keep reposting the same thread over and over.
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>>767551631
post funny oc or go back to lurking faggot
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>>767551631
So that means yesterdays thread wasn't real huh?
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I doubt that anyone dislikes images, this is essentially an image sharing message board. I personally enjoy the semi wild wild west type feel exuberant deal. Mostly I come here to share my stories of debauchery that I wouldn't wish my normie homies to know
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>>767554123
There's an expression "it's funny because it's true". That's exactly why racist jokes aren't funny, they're simply not true. The world just doesn't work in that binary and living in it just makes you come across as a bigoted hateful angsty child.

That said I get that some people are little and making other people's day worse is the only way they can feel better about their own tiny penis and loveless life. And 4chan is the place to do that. Necessary evil where anyone of this mindset, come here and vent. I'd rather they do it here than in the real world.

Also if there is someone who gets genuinely offended by something, sometimes the result is pretty funny. The catch is it has to be something we're THEY are in the wrong, otherwise it's someone trying to do the right thing and the poster is just an asshole.
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>>767551631
anyone else got anymore?
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>>767551631
Alex, if that is you, why didn't you let your autistic friend James kill himself?
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CPБИJA ДO TOКИJA, БOГ JE CPБИH И OH ЋE HAC ЧУBATИ, CMPT CBИMA.
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>>767551631
Your face is the shape of a jew star
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do you seriously expect to get a proper answer?
btw I don't like your channel
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My name Jeff
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>>767555372
>someone who gets genuinely offended by something, sometimes the result is pretty funny.
bingo, thats pretty much it
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>>767551631
Sure, you might hate what's in here, but imagine a world with no landfills. That would be the internet without /b/.
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>>767551631
I literally come to this site to get horny or read people's horrendous stories. This site is a complete waste of time. Continue to hate it pls.
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>>767556329
Read the thread, he's already got multiple proper answers dumbass
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if this is real put me in the screemcap
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>>767551631
bullshit op fuck yourself nigger
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>>767551631
Fuck off nigger
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>>767556653
It's only funny because they are trying so hard to prove their right when they're in the wrong. It's not funny if they're in the right and you're just being a dick. Then it's bullying and I grew out of that shit in 6th grade
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>>767551631
is this the new logposting?
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Don't tell your viewers to come here. We don't need any more fags
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>>767557010
Change tumblr to "edgy teens acting like retards" and 4chan to "people with small dicks acting like retards"
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>>767551631
>"Hi, my name is alex i do YouTube for a living"

IHE would use proper capitalisation.
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i like it cause it's like the asshole of the internet and I like assholes
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>>767557330
Maybe not on 4 chan
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Cause it's like a dump. Loads of shit but you can find good shit that people throw out
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Was always scared to use it because i always heard horror stories but actually its pretty chill. Just loads of horny bois sharing gf pics and that sound really
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Shit really hasn't changed here. Now we have Andy sixx instead of the banana and even more pon threads. My advice for people is get out while you can before it's too late.
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>>767557135
>It's not funny if...
you're reading into it too much
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>>767557926
I disagree. If you laugh at racist jokes, it's because you're racist. I.e. The joke isn't actually funny and you can do better. Or you can't and you autoslump to the lowest form of shock humor and that's just sad.
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>>767558156
If I laugh at chemistry jokes, does that make me a chemist?
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>>767551631
if by any chance this is the real IHE you made the stupid choice of saying other peoples opinions don't matter but your own when it comes to star wars. You are a hypocrite and became your own monster.
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>>767558156
You retards claim everything is racist so it lost all of its power now. KYS
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>>767551631
Questions for James: how did it feel to wank for 3 hours? Did his dick hurt at the end of it all? Why did he decide to do it in the first place? Does he truly fear the banana or is he lying to us?
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>>767551631
>this
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Suck a massive schlong
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>>767558775
His opinion matters in his own video. That's why we clicked on the video is to get his opinion. If his opinion is that opinions don't matter to him then that's what you came there to see.
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>>767553097
>"you will not divide us"
>"were fucked with"
gtfo fag
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>>767558921
Not everything is racist, in fact most of the time I agree it's an overreaction. But if the joke is that one person called someone else the n word that's just not funny. It only serves to hurt us as a whole and that's what's childish about it.
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Your star wars 8 video made me sick buddy.
Cant watch your videos they are trash now.
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>>767551631
Offensive content
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>>767558368
No it makes you interested in chemestry. So if you laugh at racist jokes what does that make you?
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>>767559229
That's dumb.
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>>767551631
Hey Alex love your vids, Sardonicast is great too.

I've been using the site for maybe 7 years now?The site has definitely gone down hill. 4chan's become over consumed with porn, and I find I only really come on here for a wank now.

Its definitely not what it use to be, but then again people have always said that, even back then.
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>>767559061
In the start of every video he says "get get satly, triggered, knickers in a knot, ass blasted, angry or mad that this is my own opinion". This is all good but with his recent star wars video he discredited others opinions are them not being "True star wars fans" cherry picking, strawmanning emotional appeal and a few other fallacy's to attack other opinions. Then he goes full retard in making a video to attack the people in his comments section about the star wars video he did. He thinks star wars is perfect but will say that theirs just a few minor problems to come off as being balanced.

He fucked up big time. If he would of said yeah I like it I wouldn't have a problem but he is a hypocrite now. That plus his newer vidoes felt a little less then what they used to be.

>>767559169
As subjective humor is yeah just calling somebody a nigger as a punchline is really stupid or something of the like is low quality.
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I like this site because:
1. It's full of shit
2. Stories from anons
3. hwndu
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>>767559472
shit, I mean "dont get salt"
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>>767559258
You don't have to be interested in chemistry to laugh at chemistry jokes, also being interested in racism isn't the same as being racist. Sometimes it's quite the opposite.

Hitler sure didn't want all his life's achievements to be mocked and laughed at for centuries, and I'm not giving Hitler the seriousness that he wants, so why are you?
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4chan is a place where you can be yourself. so look at all this, and think "this is what people are behind there masks".
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>>767551631
stop posting this fag

also ooga booga anime tiddies
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>>767559945
their
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>>767551631

This isn't actually Alex and if it is put me in the video you British tea drinking cunt.
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There's way more porn, less fun
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>>767551631
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>>767551631
This isn't Alex I've seen this exact post b4
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>>767551631
This site provides nearly nothing on its own. Its content is created purely by users. Users can provide interesting content but since anyone can post nearly anything and have nearly the same visibility, a lot more people provide what in their opinion is interesting content than to say yt. Anonimity plays quite an important role because with a few exceptions, you can't create yourself a 'brand' of sort so for all attention hungry posters it's all a struggle for attention. Due to this, most threads treat about cheap attention grabbing topics like porn or porn, sometimes porn. Controversy can bring you traction so there's also that. Anonimity changes also the behaviour of people so they are more prone to socially unacceptable behaviour. All this contributes to most of the content flowing through the page being shit, likening it to a sewer.
But.
Every once in a while somebody shits out a nugget of gold and a good portion are like myself not really shit diggers but are waiting to find that little bit of interest.
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>>767559472
I think there's more a problem with Star Wars than IHE. I teach kids and when I say star wars to them they think of the overall property, but when I think about it I think about Empire and the original trilogy. There's Star Wars the brand and then there's the Star Wars movies. As a brand they're doing excellent. So excellent EA was able to fuck customers out of two different Battlefront games in under 2 years and it's still not going anywhere, but as movies? Force Awakens was a rehash of New Hope (which is fine they needed to start somewhere), Rogue One was long and drawn out, and Last Jedi was kinda stupid all around. It's hard to say Star Wars is going down the toilet when the hottest selling toys are Kylo action figures. I have a problem with the term but I think that's more what he meant by "true star wars fans". Fans that actually want good movies and not just merch.

On the topic of IHE I agree he may be losing an edge but I still really like him. The Sardonicast is great and I still love the search for the worst. The way I see it, everyone is human and this guy is putting free content up on the internet for me so he's entitled to a mistake or two. I'll do a little research on what opinions got shut down and if the thread is still up I'll bring up bullet points
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>>767553426
You're a faggot
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>>767551631
/b/ does NOT represent all of 4chan, aasshole
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>>767551631
I mean spiderman threads are cool
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Mars Bars! Xd like if you get TIGER MAFIA
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>>767559543
Yes you do. If you know nothing about chemistry then chemistry jokes will go right over your head.

And no being interested is not the same as being racist. I know a lot of very good comedians that use those racist tropes in their act to call attention to the fact that the tropes don't actually make since if you think about them. Hence the "a lot of the time they're not offensive at all." That said, if you bring it up and have nothing real to say about it, then you just brought it up to be a dick, and that's where the line is for me.

Also you lost me with the Hitler thing. Fuck that guy but can you elaborate?
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>>767560551
I understand if you still like and watch him. I just get extremely ticked off when people fanboy over something or are hypocrites. I know its not healthy but I blame it with my wars with valve fanboys and politics for me being unreasonably hostile.
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>>767551631
YOUR CHANNEL SUCKS AND YOU SUCK. I HOPE YOUR CHANNEL DIES YOU DUMB BRITISH FAGGOT
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>>767560632
He made a correction a while ago that mentioned that. That's why the video calls out /b specifically
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>>767553965
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>>767551631
i love your channel but you should have said in the video that you were talking about /b/ and not 4chan as a whole
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>>767560891
he made an addendum like a week after the video came out
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>>767559472
So I started doing the bullet point thing but then I realized that this isn't my job. Which comments specifically did he say their opinions should be discredited. The intro to the comment comeback brings up the point that a lot of people were sending death threats over the movie and yeah those people are children who need to grow up before we listen to them but was there a line in one of the videos that specifically pissed you off?
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I love how many people are genuinely falling for this b8
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Well if this isn't IHE someone should send it to him. Anyone want to do a call out on twitter or something? I don't have twitter
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>>767551631
nigger stop larping
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>>767560758
The Hitler thing was referring to Hitler jokes: which could be considered racist jokes as Hitler was, to some people, racist. Hitler wanted everyone to acknowledge him in fear and seriousness. But jokes aren't fearful and serious, but turn his life into mockery. He would have hated that, just like any real racists would probably hate seeing their very serious ideology getting turned into some jokes that incels make on a board filled with traps and literal shit.
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>>767561267
To be fair he'd probably love that this is happening
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>>767561000
yeah but he never said in the video so to the people who viewed it probably did within the first week and didn't realise
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>>767561338
Fuck you fuck everyone who uses larping incorrectly.
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>>767551631
Fake and gay
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>>767551631
Using 4chan makes me feel like I have friends
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>>767561383
It is a really well written copypasta
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>>767551631
https://youtu.be/BEfL0ih33Gs
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pewdiepie make vido on 4cham so I come to it and post frog boy ;,PPPP
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not your personal army asshole
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>>767558775
I lost any respect for IHE after that. Shit was SO cringe.
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>>767561599
I believe he said that ironically. Even if not, fuck the star wars community. I have no sympathy for them in any context.
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>>767561368
God damn, you're a self opening pinata. No one even made a Hitler joke here but you got offended by it anyways. Even if they did, good. Fuck Hitler. Fuck his regime. I have family that died fighting Nazis and I'd gladly do the same to protect my black wife. If that little bitch feels belittled, good. He deserves it. He even choose to swallow a pill and die in a bunker like a coward rather than own up to his mistakes like a man. That is a the man you want to set as an example?
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>>767561485
Well we still discussed his channel and how 4chan has changed since it started. This thread probably has enough content that he could probably make a video on it now, regardless if it was posted by him or someone less.
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>>767561402
Yeah and after the first week he realized his mistake and changed it. Straight up the title changed. He made a mistake, he's human and posting the content for free. Live and let live fam :)
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hah i watched that video, welcome to hell cunt.
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>>767560604
your*
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>>767560604
thank you for proving my point
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>>767551631
nerd
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why are you a fag?
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>>767551631
>why do people still like this site
nobody fucking does
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>>767551631
I’ll tell you exactly how /b/ has changed, it’s even more shit than usual. 75% of the threads are granny, furry, incest, tranny, trap, scat, gay, or regular pornhub threads. 20% are people just shitposting, and 5% are good threads. But the worst part is that FUCKING HALF OF THE RETARDS HERE ARE UNDERAGE CHILDREN WHO STAY UP PAST THEIR BEDTIMES TO PLAY WITH THEIR 2 MILLIMETER PETERS ALL NIGHT TO SOME OF THE MOST DEPRAVED SHIT ON THE INTERNET. AND WE HAVE YOU TO THANK FOR THAT, popularizing /b/. IHE, you YouTube cucks are ruining this site, the only board in ravaged by your fanbase is /pol/ thank god.

So please, GTFO /b/ and tell your normalfag fanbase to stay out as well. Tank you
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People here are still autistic, and the site is still shit. /b/ is nothing more then a porn section of 4chan these days.
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>>767563470
/b was falling LONG before IHE was popular though
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>>767551631
.
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>>767551631
I’ll give you a green text all your children will enjoy

>be me
>got to go to dentist
>throw on random shirt
>haven’t been in months
>new girl opens door in office waiting room and asks my name
>stand up
>gives me the most obvious wtf look
>don’t pay attention to it
>sit down
>get x rays
>look down as she’s in the other room
>HUGE CUMSTAIN ON SHIRT
>I had put on a shirt that I used as a cumrag by accident
>fuckfuckfuck.png
>actual dentist sits me down in different chair
>folding up my shirt so stain doesn’t show
>dentist seems nice enough
>asks me what I like to do
>”Um boxing.”
>”That’s cool Anon.”
>tells me I need to floss more and that my gums are bleeding
>tell him I don’t mind
>tells me he personally likes the taste of blood
>wtf?
>goes on to tell me about his childhood dentist
>guy has been practicing for 50 years
>says he’s dreamt of taking over his business for him
>tells me he can’t go to his home town
>wife won’t let him
>she works at Pixar
>”That sucks but working for Pixar is pretty cool.”
>dentists says, “Yeah, I guess, but she doesn’t care about MY dreams.”
>say, “Sounds like that applies to both of you.”
>his face when
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>>767551631
You dumbasses realize that this samefag posts this same thread every week right? And yet newfags still believe this shit.
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Always reply, even though it's fake.
I stay here cause I won't get zucc'd
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