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Hey /b/.

I have 10 dollars to feed myself for two weeks. I need advice and help on how to make this last as long as I can.

As far as things I already have - I have a 4 pack of burgers, and 1kg of rice, some canned beans and various stocks/gravys. Some frozen vegitables and a bag of frozen chips. OH, and 3 or 4 packs of instant ramen.

I'm not TOO concerned - but It's deffinetly going to be tight.

Any suggestions on how to make this 10 dollars go as far as it can? Should I just buy as much rice as I can?
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>>767551039
Loaf of bread and bolognese
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>>767551039
ryan?
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>>767551039
Food pantry an option anon?
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>>767551179
I live in Australia, in my state the only food kitchen open requires registration and a note from the department of human services, which will take a couple of weeks anyway
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Depending on where youre from exactly theres alwas some local deals that will give you an advantage.
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>>767551039
>SO.o...HE was behind of it
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>>767551039
I would send u some money, but I don't have any.
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>>767551097
How did you know that?
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>>767551487
Oh thats really kind of you - thanks for the thought.
I didn't make the thread hoping for donations or anything though, just genuinely hoping others have had to do the same and might have some advice for me.
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Buy rice beans and/or lentils op
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>>767551039
Just buy bargain bin breakfast cereal. You should be able to get 3 boxes. Divide it into 14 portions.

It will keep you alive
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>>767551502
suh
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so you need 2 weeks of meals, that's 3 a day for a total of 42 meals

from what you already have it seems you should be good for at least 8 meals, plus a few depending on how many canned beans you have

what I suggest you do is to go online and check your daily caloric needs based on your body (BMI, weight, those kinds of measures) and then keep that number in mind, since that's what you'll be aiming for each day

you should make sure to get the minimum daily allowance of protein for your size, every day, the other major nutrients won't be an issue as avoiding them requires active effort

off the top of my head when it comes to affordable nutrition, the two things that come to mind are eggs, which are the most cost-efficient source of protein on the market, rice for carbs, and dry beans (much cheaper since they will require soaking before cooking, but beans are extremely nutritious)

I would try to focus on those three things. With a bit of salt, they won't blow your mind, but they are tasty enough. It will get boring, but you'll preserve your health through this period.
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>>767551039
Ramen? Here in us we get 5 soups on a pack for 1$
Can easily make it through a day eating only 3
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>>767551039
bag of lentils
Bag of spinach
Get creative
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>>767551039
Spend your drug money on food next time.
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>>767551743
damn I'm annoyed at my own spacing, it made things much more legible in the reply form
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Rice and frozen chicken. Healthy enough, cheap, and it'll keep you alive.
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>>767551039
Bulk fried rice and beans, add cheap eggs for more staying power. I'm talking like a two pound fried rice dish sectioned into daily meals.

Also,. Contact Churches around you for a free food box.
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>>767551815
All that typing and you opened with a false premise. You don't need 3 meals a day.
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>>767551039
1kg of rice is not going to last 2 weeks? come on!
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>>767551039
blow homeless ppl for sustenance and invest your $10 in a mutual fund
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an apple a day

anorexics can live on this for years, so can you
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Just go steal shit. It's easy.
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>>767551039
what city live in?
Australia has pretty good soup kitchens in melbourne, brisbane and sydney.
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>>767551901
technically speaking you could go two weeks without food
I wrote my advice thinking in terms of maximizing the number of meals, since 10 bucks is REALLY short for 2 weeks
sure, OP might only make it to 38 meals, but some other options in this thread would fall waaay short and force OP through a much more unpleasant situation

boiled rice w/ beans, plus some eggs, is probably the most cost efficient way to get as close as possible to that 42 meal mark
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>>767551978
I approve this message, and if you go to jail it'll be a day or two of free food until the court date anon
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>>767551784
I had to pay bills - and was hit with some I wasn't expecting.
Bills for me will always come over food. I don't even do a drug.
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>>767551039
>2 weeks
Easy enough

More rice
Bulk pack of cheap chicken
Bag of frozen veggies
Some chicken bullion

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Disolve chicken bullion in slightly more boiling water than used to make rice.
Chop up your chicken and toss it in boiling stock.
When chicken is cooked toss in a similar ammount of frozen veggies
When veggies are tender enough add rinsed rice and cover at a low simmer
When boiling stops uncover and remove from heat
Pet stand a few minutes before fluffing with fork

Enjoy your cheap nutritional balanced meal
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First off, find a food bank.
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>>767551097
Randy??
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go into the woods and pick some berries
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Go get an amscott cash advance faggot
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rice
oatmeal
dumpster diving
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>>767551039
noodles,ketchup,vitamin pills
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>>767551039
Buy $10 in ramen. Pasta gives you energy. By only having $10 I imagine eating healthy is out of the question.

Personally, when I'm broke Ill do like a ground beef with gravey over rice/egg noodles.
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Food is overrated.
You can make it with 10 bucks.
When i was on collage i do it multiple times.
Alot of rice is good as fuck :D If you got some multivitamin alredy take it every day. And you are good. Drink hell lot of water. And manage energy out take. Be lazy as shit. Especialy first week. Second you can be more productive. Or be productive only when you need.
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>>767551815
i think it's fine. but the fullstops wouldn't hurt.
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I grew up very poor on beans rices potatoes and carrots. For carrots find the bags meant for horse feed. Not pretty but edible
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Buy some small red beans, an onion, a ham hock, some celery and a green bell pepper. Pick through the beans and soak overnight. Discard the soaking water, saute the ham hock, put everything in a big pot with water and simmer it for a couple of hours. Serve with rice.

Have a small Crock Pot? Buy some steel cut oats, cook a cup of those with four cups of water for eight hours, voila, breakfast cheap.

Ask the market if they have any produce or protein that's not pretty enough to sell any more. If you're really out of cash, don't be proud.
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Mate. Grazing. Which is going to fuckin food courts and eating food people leave on their fucking table because they are disgusting lazy stupid cunts. A mate of mine survived a year only on grazing.
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>>767551039
Life of Boris made a great tutorial, go watch it :)
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> sit outside local supermarket
> pretend you're homeless
> beg for shekels

easy cash m8.
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>>767551039
Buy rice and flower and a little salt. It won't be tasty but you'll live.
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>>767552929
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if you get really desperate bro i totally recommend stealing someones cat. shit's pretty delicious.
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>>767551039
10 dollars to feed yourself for 2 weeks.... Well, it's not gonna be healthy, and likely if you really make the cash stretch for the full 2 weeks you'll likely be on two light meals a day.

>Loaf of bread
>24 pack of eggs
>as many cans of tuna as you can afford
>Bag of rice
>Bag of beans
>Ramen

Some combo of the above. I've made about 20 last a week before, but 10 for two weeks is some next level poverty shit. You might wanna try food pantries and soup kitchens if you have to.

Also note that stores usually don't bother to address small value shoplifting like under 20 bucks. Just go to a far away store from your place and pocket a few things when no one is looking. I ordinarily wouldn't recommend this, but if there's no other way.

Usually LP is trying to bust high dollar electronic and alcohol theft. No one would feel right about busting a guy who's taking a few bucks worth of food items, for all they know you have hungry children at home. Just don't make it so obvious that an employee is *obligated* to do something. Most retail guys are overworked and underpaid and they simply don't want more shit to deal with than they already have so unless if you're being blatant, I guarantee they won't give a fuck.
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>>767551039
> Should I just buy as much rice as I can?
Yes. Rice + foraging. If foraging is not an option buy the cheapest fermentable vegetables (probably cabbages, onions and carrots) & ferment them.
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>>767551039
Rice is good but incomplete protein. Beans are probably the best/cheapest compliment to get all the protein types you require, but save tons of money and by dry beans, not canned, then soak them to cook.

Raw potatoes are also very good and cheap options exist, but some potatoes are overpriced.

Raw chicken thighs or quarters can often be found very cheap per pound but usually get packaged in a way that it would probably suck up a big chunk of your $10.

Assuming you have salt and pepper, some oil or other fat for cooking is ideal in this situation, otherwise most of your options will have to come from water-based cooking like soups and stews.

If you are lucky enough to have some other spices, there are lots of variations you can do with rice, beans, & potatoes with a little meat.

If you are hurting for ideas, check out 3rd world (where refrigeration is not common) country's most common dishes and you will find tons of variety of the cheapest and tastiest meals to prepare.
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>>767552230
Speaking of...
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>>767551039
you already have a shitload of food.

buy a pack of dry beans. eat beans and rice.

buy a jug of oil. add 1 tbsp to it.

you have hit protein carbs and fat in one meal. it will cost next to nothing.
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>>767551039
buy a ton of CupNoodles
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>>767551039
buy as much dry pasta (which you can boil) as you can, and some mayo, ketchup, mustard or bbq sauce, and thats about it
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>>767551039
Ramen and hotdogs.
Both can be microwaved and water is free (sort of)
t.collegeman
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Visit pro-ana (anorexic) or fasting websites to search for tips on how to stay content with little food for a longer amount of time.
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>>767551039

Kraft dinner. Eat half a box a day, mixed with rice and some beans.
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>>767553283
I wouldn't eat that shit even if it would mean my death. You must be Germanfag.
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>>767551978
>>767552147
Only from stores not people though.
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>>767551654
>>767551827
>>767552230
>>767552639
>>767552810
>>767552869
>>767553159

some of these are unrealistic while others seem to be better thought out, but honestly I think some of you are not taking into account the amount of days OP will need to survive with only 10 dollars

any form of meat is a severe hit to efficiency, you can get much more bang for your buck if you stick to eggs for your protein needs

I would honestly focus 99% on rice and eggs. OP has a few hamburgers to break the monotony here and there. Also, while eggs are very rich in micro-nutrients, whatever shortcomings they have can be compensated by including small portions of the frozen veggies he already has, in several meals throughout these next 14 days.

Good luck OP
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Cunt $10 is heaps. Right go find a good fruit and veg place you already have some rice get potatos unwashed 5kg should be $2.50-$3 at a good place even cheaper sometimes. Potatoes rice beans will provide you with most of what you need.

So now buy some cheap fruit. Whatever is on special or damaged fruit and veg shops usually have a discount section.

Third cheeper by miles, not quite right style store they usually have shit in there real cheap.

If you had a touch more I'd say get a loaf of bread every couple of days find a bakery that sells day old loafs I've found them for 50c a loaf for wholemeal. Also if you live in a city with lentil as anything just go there get a free meal.
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>>767551039
Porridge oats
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>>767551039
Rice and siracha sauce
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>>767553407
thats only for the raw survival. occasionally the money would run out while i was in college. money was needed for rollng tobacco and booze. not an germanfag, but an eurofag yes.
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>>767553223
>>767553283
These.
>Beans
>Rice
>Pasta
>Condiments from restaurants
>Seasonings (you could easily borrow)
>Eggs
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>>767551442
You gigantic nigger.
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>>767552513
do not do this. unless you like being broke.

Think for a minute, how do the homeless eat? Go to churches, go to soup kitchens, they have feeding times. Look at community resources. why eat ramen noodle for two weeks when there are resources in your community?
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>>767553441
I did.
OP already has enough food to stretch a week
It really doesn't take much food to not starve unless you have to be active
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Go buy 10$ in condoms, and work that street corner/dating app.
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>>767551039
buy a single ten dollar porterhouse, and enjoy
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nobody on weed ever died
so buy weed and eat it
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Can you not borrow some money from friends or family to buy more groceries and then just reimburse them when you get paid?
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Jesus fuck some of you autists are making out like OP is going to go into toxic shock from lack of vitamins in 14 days. Tip... you can probably survive with only a handful of meals total in that time.

Fruit? Jesus.

All you need is cheap calories and lots of bulk to stop your bowel from eating itself.
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Invite a buddy out to dinner
*oh shit, I forgot my wallet*
Profit
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Here is what you do. Go to a very congested part of a city, like Time square New York or some shit and bring a friend with you. Have your friend approach a stranger to try to get his attention to purchase some of his wares, while you sneakily pick his pocket then both of you leave him be and get out of the area. Have a change of clothes to change appearance frequently. Think of whatever.
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>>767554243
we have a gypsy here
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>>767554243
do you think life is an anime
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>>767551039
Go to foodbank

between both food banks and the soup kitchen i don't ever buy groceries
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>>767554214
Thats what you get in a room of 13 year olds
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>>767551039
Just eat one sandwich a day and you'll be fine
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>>767551039
Borrow $10 more bucks go to smart and final buy a giant brick of pork meat
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>>767554362
This is very easy to do with a lot of practice and patience. Especially around lunch hour by subway tunnel entrances.
You’re a fucking idiot if you think this can’t be pulled off with dedication.
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>>767554922
Nigger
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>>767551039
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>>767551305
What state mate? I might be able to help you out
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>>767555130
garbage
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>>767555139
South Australia.
Appreciate the thought, I really do - but I think I've got enough advice and ideas to make it till my next pay.

I might even be able to sell some shit on gumtree for some extra cash, so I should be okay.
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>>767552204
how do you not already have backup food stored?
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>>767551039
Buy 2 5 dollar foot longs. Stick one in mouth one in ass
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Just a suggestion, your pantry should have 2 weeks of food in it for just such an occasion
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>>767555259
Me too. Anyway near ttp?
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Research rationing during ww2

It was basically rice and powdered egg
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>>767555320
Mate you live with your parents fuck up
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>>767555320
I live pay-to-pay, and usually haven't really had a need for 'back up food'.
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>>767555357
Elizabeth, as embarrassing as it is to admit.
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>>767551039
Lots and lots of pasta noodles
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>>767555416
What nationality are you?
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get discount brand chicken thighs and a couple lbs of veggies.

lentil is super cheap

or get some cocaine, im not your fucking mom.
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>>767555470
Was born here. Grandparents came over from England in the late 60's.
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>>767555519
Yea mate I can help you if you're 100percent white if you need a hand
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>>767555391
>Mate you live with your parents fuck up
na just buy a lot of backup because I'm paranoid about this kind of stuff.
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>>767553223


Rice & dry beans. You’ll have almost a complete protein. If you eat a couple crickets you’ll make up that amino acid
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used to make a big pot of shell pasta with tuna in it and then butter it - a big pot of that should last a long time - lots of fats, carbs, and protein
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>>767555564
Im honestly not sure if you're serious.
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>>767555519
There's your answer

Your grandparents loved through ww2 rationing

Ask them
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>>767555603
No, no you don't
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>>767555637
I am dead set. I'm around Modbury at the moment, I only help my own race tho
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>>767551039
Reduce your eating to 1-2 times a day. I usually eat dinner and a few times week breakfast. Its not about the money for me tho o just dont have the time. Average food per day cost is about 2,5 - 4 €
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>>767551039
>Go on YouTube
>Search "lifeofboris"
>Watch one of his cheap meals videos
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go check the grocery stores in the morning when they are marking down the food in the meat and produce dept. to get rid of soon to be expired food
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>>767555693
I genuinely appreciate the offer.
I'd rather just hock some shit at cashies though. Self-reliance and all that.
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>>767555779
Suit yourself, get yourself fixed up if you don't want our help. If we see scum on the streets we clean em up
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>>767555838
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find a highly addictive video game that requires a lot of your attention, i have literally gone 12+ hours not eating while playing a game before
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>>767555838
>>767555693
>>767555564
>>767555470
>>767555357
>>767555139


Don't get help from this guy, OP. You're gonna end up dead in a ditch or some shit.
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>>767551039
You have heaps of food, you'll be right.
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>>767551039
Yea don’t do this>>767551083
You can get eggs for very cheap. Very nutritious. Best bang for the buck. Breakfast and egg salad for lunch. Crack and egg in your ramen while cooking. Stir up. Makes it a bigger meal. Seems like you have enough already. Good luck
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Get a cashies loan or nimble it.
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>>767551039
Have you considered prostitution?

Are you in good shape?
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>>767555693
>>767556061

Samefag nazi wants to make a deposit in your buttpocket OP.
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Unless you weigh 300lbs, you'll be fine with what you have.
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I'd agree with everyone who's saying go with more rice and beans, and buy some eggs too. Don't bother with meat. Have one of your burgers every 3 days or so. But 1kg of rice isn't enough if you haven't much else. How many cans of beans do you have?
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>>767556250
Honestly, that Nazi guy is the funniest shit. Might let him help me just for the story.
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>>767551762
this Raman will get you by for awhile eggs another chep option
I wouldn't worry about nutrition its only 2 weeks >>767551743
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>>767551039
Lentils and other legumes are a good idea, they are easy to make, yo can cook several rations at a time and thayve got almost every nutrient you need
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>>767555838
What are you? Bikie white supremacist judge jesus?
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>>767551039

Hello OP! Been there done that. Listen. I would exchange them to pennies. I know, it's tempting to eat the whole 10 dollar bill in one sitting, but what then? Then you would be fucked and very mad at yourself. Maybe you're thinking you can split it and save half; get that five dollar here and now, but come on.. That's just as bad in a way. The best thing you can now right now, in my opinion at least, is exchange it all to pennies. I read a study, or maybe it was an old Mythbusters, that actually just one penny contains more nutrients that an entire 10 dollar bill. So yeah, up to you. Good luck anon <3
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Blow the ten dollars on meth and you'll not want to eat for 2 weeks anyway
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>>767556297
A story of rape?
Thats not a good story anon. Not for you.
Those aryan shitbags are straight up closet bondage rapist homos...you gon' die.
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>>767556297
Can you send me some sweet sa weed please?
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>>767556391

This yeah. Dried lentils are a good cheap option.


Only go with ramen if you expect this isn't going to go on much longer. It's not good to live on ramen long-term when you can get good quality rice for cheap.
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>>767556519
Good idea. Wonder if the Nazi is still around.
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>>767556519
Thatd last him about 10 minutes. Tou dont know what drugs are like so shut up and pay attention in school.
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>>767556622
Where are you buying your meth from anon?
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>>767556622
This guy knows meth.
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>>767551039
Ten bucks is more than enough to buy a knife capable of slitting your throat. Then you'll never have to worry about being po again.
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>>767551039

Check this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKfmRhfuI8g
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>>767551039

1. Get a PayPal account, if you haven't already.
2. Get a debit card for the PayPal account, if you don't already.
3. Go find some survey sites that give same day payouts with low minimums. There are literally hundreds of these sites, so this should be pretty easy with minimal Googling.
4. Even if you can only manage to motivate yourself to take a few surveys each day (they're usually around $0.50-$1.50 each), that's 14 x $2 = $28.
5. You're food budget just went from $10 to $38. You're welcome.
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>>767556708
>>767556732

You don't need to know much about meth to know 10 dollars isn't gonna last you long
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>>767557019
>1. Get a PayPal account,
Stopped reading right there. KYS.
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I don't know why your faggot ass has only $10 for 2 weeks of meals, probably to many little phillipino boy hookers. I have a debilitating gambling addiction and I still eat like a king. Regardless here's some tips from when I was homeless.
>I'm sure it's been mentioned but shelters, food sucks but whatever
>dine and dash
>places give out free samples
>steal food bro, like really it isn't that hard. I honestly ate better sometimes when I was homeless than now and I have a good job and am doing the right thing
>if your two much of a pussy to get your hands dirty then whatever do the whole caloric intake bullshit. What you mentioned is honestly enough to survive 2 weeks fine. Cook all the rice hamburger ramen and beans and shit all together and portion it out not that hard
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>>767557019
I've already got a paypal account linked to my bank account and debit card.

Do these sites actually work? I've always assumed they were dodgy at best.
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>>767556732
Unfortunately
>>767556708
Well shortly after I was in highschool just about anybody. But I watched my friends succumb to it and havent touched it in 15 or so years. It kills you and yet it leaves you alive to walk the earth.
That shit is straight from hell.
Oh, and ACTUAL nazis created it! Look that shit up. It was a war drug.
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>>767551039
egg, flour, ramen, apple, more rice
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>>767551039
Fuck you i got what you have minus the 10 bucks and do fine ....why dont you just not be a cunt
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>>767557145

Your mileage may vary. Some are dodgy as fuck, and others are convenient in a pinch if you're truly broke as fuck.

The big well known one is Swagbucks, but their minimum is $25 and takes a few days to process.

Try PrizeRebel ($5 minimum / 24 hour payout), or SuperPay.me ($1 minimum / 2-8 hour payout). It does me no good to recommend these, because I'm not including my referral link, but it'll get you from $10 to $20+ reliably.
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>>767557237
and oats
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>>767557346
If you've got a referral link to superpayme, I'll use it. Thanks for the help dude.
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>>767557386

Brother...do you have oats?
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>>767551039
eat your shit and drink your piss
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>>767557165
Anon speaks the truth.
Good job on the sobriety.
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>>767551039
Just bought a 12 of ramen for 3.34 at stop and shop
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>>767558030
There are other places in the world than murica
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>>767557526
I'm sorry brother, but you may have no oats
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>>767551039

buy 2 Live chickens

sometimes they sell for like $2.50 buy four

Eat eggs
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I just made fresh beef chilli stuffed soft tortillas

Read it and die you worthless fag
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>>767558402
I've got those same plates.
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>>767558402
Those honestly look disgusting.

Wheres the lettuce? Wheres the literally anything that isn't meat slop and shit cheese?
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>>767558744
Lettuce is for fags

We eat habanero chilli beef, mature cheddar and hot jalepenos in our tortillas in this house
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>>767551039
Ramen, eggs, lentils, pasta and sauce, beans, sweet potatoes. Drink water. I know where you are in life. It gets better. Condiments? Free at 7/11 and convenience places. Buy the cheapest crap they have and take a few packs of each - of course you like mustard on your chocolate bar why else would you be taking it?
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>>767551039
RHAAAAAMEN POWWAAHHH
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>>767551039
get a job?
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10 dollars for two weeks with all that shit that's easy just get some veg and a little more rice try to be creative with the rice if you have enough get some pasta and change between the two
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OP, we're in the same boat, basically blood related. This is what I'm doing : plasma donation for $$ easy 40$
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>>767551039
Rice, eggs, and/or beans.
>>767559025
enjoy your dead taste buds and scurvy and seriously potent shits
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>>767551585
>>767551766
These. Stupid easy and cheap, might get a bit repetitive, but will get you through the next two weeks. Is this a recurring thing, or did you just goof your budget?
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>>767551039
for extra money consider sperm bank and plasma, if you have the body for it.
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buy like a lot of carbohydrate and fiber rich food like... buckwheat or something. It's filling, mostly cheap and won't make you feel like shit.
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Start a cam channel and thrapp yourself to victory
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>>767560408
Enjoy the vagina between your legs, faggot. And if you do accidentally eat something spicy some day I'm sure you can cool it down with a few blasts of jizz at the local glory hole.
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>>767557508

superpayme will freeze your account when you try to withdraw funds. Most of these survey sites are scammers. Don't listen to that anon he is full of shit! Surveys are a waste of time!
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buy 10 $1 lotto tickets and hope for the best. Repeat until you've won a small fortune.
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Lucky for you cum is very high in protein
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Noodle soups lol
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Check out after prison show on jewtube if you're gonna go for ramen. Old Joe has a ton of amazing recipes for ramen noodles!
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>>767561404
haha you will be broke very, very quickly.
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>>767562744

*probably will.

It's not 100% given that he will be broke, there's a very slim chance he could be rich and eat all the tendies he wants!
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>>767551039
Ramen from dollar tree.
Drink tap water
You get 5 for 1$ so 5 gets you 25 for two weeks.

Remember you're begging not choosing.
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>>767558269

BROTHER!...

I need your oats.
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>>767556371
who is this?
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>>767551039
Your local butcher can hook you up with odds and ends if you assplain your predicament. Put these in a pot, fry em up on each side then add some water.

Make a stew using that with the following:

1. Veggies - Potatoes, celery, carrots. Cut these into bite sized pieces. Also, blend a few cloves of garlic, a whole onion and two or three tomatoes.
2. Spices - Salt, pepper, paprika, maybe some chili powder if you want a kick.

Toss all this EXCEPT the chopped veggies in and bring to a boil. Turn the heat to low and keep it simmering for an hour or two. When you think it's good, toss in your veggies and boil for another half hour. Eat this with some day old bread you can find for cheap. You should be able to feed yourself using this for a week or two, more if you serve small portions and pair it up with a side of rice and beans you mentioned.

You can also suck cocks for $10 bucks now I believe. Donate plasma, bix nood.

Godspeed, anon.
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