Today were going to process Quail meat..
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Today were going to process Quail meat..
well get to it nigger
That's quite fowl.
>>692196262
Fake and gay.
>>692196262
Doit
>>692196262
Do it !
Ok
Don't do it fuckin fag
>>692196262
>>692196262
Cut your left index finger with scissors
>Inb4 you won't
you have to or you're gonna turn into a colossal fagot next week
Check em
i sense a good bread coming
If trips throw chopped head/entrails in spinning garbage disposal or blender
get
>>692196262
DO IT NOW, FAGGOT!
>>692196449
They're lovely and lively birds, great pets that lay tiny eggs
>>692196761
Also rolling for this OP
Do it faggot
I WANT TRIPS
>>692196262
Process that shit nigger
>>692196999
Trips talked
WINRAR
>>692196999
>>692196995
You missed
if dubs cut your own throat
Deliver or dox?
>>692196936
It's not dead, change that.
>>692196999
HE HAS SPOKEN
posting in potential bread
>>692196936
Let the lil fucker go ya cunt
Quail is really tasty
Son stop being edgy...
>>692196262
And the ugly guys losers is ugly and smart and try to get friends and try to be smart cause ugly and smell like shit like beyonce
>>692196999
Some people people prefer to knock them out, which can fuck up. I decapitate, spine first, so that they don't suffer :)
Don't
>>692197554
GG LAD NICELY DONE!
>>692197559
too late
>>692197554
Do this
Show us the head?
>>692197554
>>692196262
And that's why the ugly guys losers is pathatic n ugly and smell like shit and is ugly and smart cause try to hide don't smell like shit like beyonce n is ugly when try to make friends when couldn't be better then the attrative loser people the ugly way and the ugly guys losers is ugly and try to be better then the popular people and everybody
>>692197554
no video, 3/10
>>692197554
Cool! xD
>>692197554
Sleep tight pupper
>>692197554
Webm ?
>>692197757
WHAT?!
>>692197757
Congrats summerfag from youtube, you created a new copypasta
>>692197385
It's poultry, you don't need a license unless your selling, on mass, to the public. This is for private consumption.
>>692197809
Did you just say xD? please slash your windpipe
>>692197554
lol
>>692197554
YOU MONSTER IM HUNGRY NOW !
>>692197922
My local university's agro dept sells them
>>692197922
Do you know where it's been?
It'd be hilarious if you catched something after that. Since you didn't give any context it sounds like you just found it and killed it.
>>692197957
>summerfag trolled by summerfag
>>692197922
more fun positions of the bird head please
>>692197922
lol
>>692198109
You damn normie! Back in my day we used to just blow kids up!
>>692197922
checked
>>692198099
*caught
>>692197922
He looks so sad, like he's crying :(
>>692198099
OP here, I raise them, they are great pets and each lay a tiny egg per day!
>>692197957
XdDdDdD
>>692198309
NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITT people who eat meat crying about someone making their dinner
>>692197554
Nice
>>692197922
Well fucking show us how its prepared then cunt, pull the feathers and cunt the lil fucker
Light it on fire to prove you're the real guy and haven't shopped the images.
>>692198335
>they are great pets
>kill them
>>692198398
Never ate a bird, only pigs and cows seeing as I work on a farm
>>692198309
OP here, it's a hen, she laid tiny tasty eggs, the head did twitch for a few seconds after decapitation. The body is still twitching..
do this >>692198519
>>692198623
post webm
>>692198623
Dude record yourself ripping out the limbs
>>692198302
Thanks. Now I'll have to go hang myself somewhere.
>>692198335
Oh, okay. Makes more sense that way.
Where do you live in Europe, by the way? The way you wrote your timestamp gave you away.
Great pets? From my experience, birds do not make for good company. They're really stupid and a bit boring. For the bigger ones, like chickens, swans and emus, they can even be vicious cunts.
>>692198623
process that meat already
>>692197554
What's wrong with the timestamp? Fake and gay fagit
>>692198737
Trips pls?
>>692198615
A farm with no chickens?
>>692198822
Winrar?
Everyone is getting butthurt and I'm like....birds don't make good pets
>>692198881
Win
>>692198398
I respect the process that gets farm animals from the field onto my plate, if people don't like it, go vegan.. Anyway, at this point i cut the feet off, the body will continue to twitch until you remove the spine.
>>692198822
Rolle
>>692198823
stop doing this
>>692198309
In the arrrrmmmsss offf annnnn anngelllll
>>692198861
More of a dairy mostly cheese bread and stuff
>>692197922
shiiiiieeeet, also check 'em.
Eat it raw, feathers and all.
Then make a finger puppet out of the head
>>692198947
No one's butthurt about the quail they're butthurt about xD
>>692197554
>>692197922
Poor birdie! How could you?
>>692196262
thats not a quail?
>>692198947
OP here, they aren't emotional nor that playful, and they poop on the floor, but they make lovely quite chirps and the hens lay eggs :)
>>692197922
At least eat him faggot.
>>692197757
And that's why the ugly guys losers is pathatic n ugly and smell like shit and is ugly and smart cause try to hide don't smell like shit like beyonce n is ugly when try to make friends when couldn't be better then the attrative loser people the ugly way and the ugly guys losers is ugly and try to be better then the popular people and everybody
>>692199002
I just reported you to the fbi,mods,nsa,peda, and animal human enjoy your ban fucking psycho.
>>692199002
No gloves? very improper make sure you have no open wounds then
>>692198357
u must think ur a l33t coder huh
>>692199002
You'd respect this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpRhetFm0CQ
>>692199192
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
>>692197554
Make some fried chicken
>>692199247
>No gloves?
>I didn't even realise that
Also, the timestamp looks weird.
>>692199002
enjoy the pockey faggot
POOR BIRDIE!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS!!!!
>>692197257
>Newfag
>>692199386
It does
How are you going to cook it? Breast?
>>692199437
Get out child
>>692199127
google "brown quail"
ITT some dude preparing dinner. I mean all the chicken you eat is killed more or less the same way, get over it.
>>692199437
Literal ly
>>692199002
why timestamp isnt blurred as everything else is? fake and gay. Kill yourself op you fucking faggot
>>692199438
I am no newfag
>>692199314
get rekt wierd long kreb
for great justice
>>692199427
>How To Take a Screenshot
>>692199314
Living like LARRY!
>>692199706
try to kill yourself
>>692199427
you forgot your tab "how to take a screenshot" dumb faggut printscreen its called faggutus maximus
>>692199538
You get out you murderer, get out and go back to a 3rd world country where hurting animals is legal go now!!
I came for the quints
>>692199538
>>692199584
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?? IT WAS JUST A POOR LITTLE BIRD AND IT WAS KILLED IN SUCH A HORRIBLE WAY!! DON'T YOU FEEL SAD OR SORRY???
>>692199088
CHECK 'EM !!
..but no, that's gross. Anyway, time to remove the wings, I clipped the feathers myself, Quail can't fly, they are a land bird and prefer to hide in bushes, but they can jump really high, their wings give them a boost/double jump and then they glide.. So you have to clip the feathers, or they jump and smack their heads on the cage lid. The first quail I processed cut her head from constantly trying to escape, I had to put her out of her misery.. Quail meat is very gamey, I had her with parma ham
>>692199427
*le 9GAG lol
>>692199795
>>>/an/
fuck off
>>692199314
Guys don't worry he was hiding under the dumpster
>>692199002
So dull-ass scissors and no gloves is how a professional does this?
>>692199706
NO!
>>692199476
Going back to the original post, seems legit, as far as I can tell, but it looks like OP didn't want to bother writing on the paper and just wrote the timestamp on paint.
>>692199127
OP here, Corturnix or Japanese Quail
>>692199895
You mean yes
>>692199859
scuse the pun but you're butchering this..you're making such a mess.
>>692196262
>>692199795
Penis?
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
>>692199706
Get out nigger
>>692200006
kill yourself you fucking furry piece of human garbage
>>692199840
No, hell I just beat a blue jay to death just the other day. Shovel right to it's face. Felt nothing.
Death is a natural occurrence, we just bring it to death faster.
>>692199002
OP, get some culinary scissors.
Stronger, serrated, comes apart for cleaning.
>>692199127
It's also what I thought, but quail is kinda general term for very similar bird species, and then the amount of subsections is ridiculous
>>692199386
>Also, the timestamp looks weird.
Well rest of the world uses time in format that is actually in some kind of order. (dd.mm.yy or yy.mm.dd)
>>692199859
The least you could have done is put the bird down humanely with a c02 gas chamber, its very cruel the way you killed this bird and I am seriously disgusted.
>>692199706
Dont you dare, faggot
>>692197554
FUCKING EDGELORD
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
>>692199840
This guy is NOT a psychotic murderer he is just making his dinner
Interesting OP! Are you sawing off the limbs with those scissors thought, lol.
>>692199191
OP here, I eat the quail, cooked with thyme and served with asparagus and poached quail eggs
>>692200222
Checked
>>692200216
The irony...
>>692199617
Dox him then
>>692197554
omg so edgy
everybody irl thinks ur so cool
>>692200222
trips speak the truth
>>692200202
No, I mean, the writing looks like it was added on paint or something. The order he used makes me think the poster comes from Europe and has no idea how Anglo-Saxons timestamp.
>>692200006
POAST MOARR
>>692199787
Found the newfag!
get a pot of boiling water and blanch it for 15 seconds to remove the feathers with ease.
>>692199989
OP here, the light in the kitchen is quite bright
>>692200393
you do realise you can't really dox on 4chan without info? I usually use who.is to get some info sometimes phonebooks can help wireshark is a great tool you can also use skype
>>692200202
I think he means how photoshopped it looks after he first picture
>>692200222
dub-dub-tripps speaks the truth
>>692200222
Trips always tells the truth.
>>692197922
do you stun them first by smacking their head?
>>692199736
>>692199787
>>692199884
>>692200624
You are worse than that bird killing faggot, just so you know.
>>692199199
Lmao being this salty over humans being on top of the food chain. Some of use are apex unlike you vegans.
>>692200295
That sounds amazing. How do you pluck the feathers? Dunk in hot water then pluck or just rip them out?
>>692200699
i have intervened
>>692200699
Where is this going?
>>692200550
What the fuck did you write the timestamp with then?
op do u piss in your bed?
>>692200699
>tfw your faggot friend wants you to draw his shitty fan fiction with scat, pedophilia, vomit and slowly getting into a depression as you progress
>>692199736
>>692199787
>>692199884
summer time o ye ye ye summer time o ye ye
>>692200699
THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE
ALSO, CHECKED
>>692199427
This makes me laugh every time, newfags falling for it makes me laugh even harder
>>692199427
/mlp/ , watch anime online , how to take a screenshot , reddit , 9gag , male feminism
>wow...
>>692200565
>>692200565
Of course I realize that. You're the one who said "Deliver or dox"
>>692200550
close.
Btw OP why you such a piece of shit? I understand killing animals for food, but the way you are doing it is so amateur and just plane retarded. You are clearly soft in the head, it must suck too be you.
>>692200837
>>692200835
you will soon see
>>692197922
his eyes look sad
>>692199840
this is 4chan,a place for kids and virgins.
>>692200216
>>692200402
same fag
>>692197772
This
>>692200171
This. Tools are paramount when cooking, especially when you have to kill things. Otherwise it gets messy and it takes much more time.
>>692200954
That was more of an empty threat do be an edgelord
>>692200995
FUCK THAT SCAT COMIC
>>692197554
this is worse then the recent shooting this bird had no name, its family probably misses it, dont you feel the least bit sorry about what you did to this poor creature?
Shark week
>>692200888
Oh shit double checked
>>692200570
I'm a Britfag.. And I don't know how to do WEBMs, so you've missed the step when I tore open the skin, peeled it off and cut along the spinal cord.. I prefer theis way as it's quicker and cleaner, to have crispy quail skin you'd have to pluck and the feathers.. The body has stopped twitching now.
MODS
ANIMAL CRUELTY MODS!!!!
MODS!!!!!!!
>>692201086
this
OP are you gonna post more pictures? :(
>>692197554
> people people
some gaylord be nervous cause the spotlight be burning
>>692196262
>>692196936
>>692197554
>>692197922
>>692199002
>>692199859
>>692201142
>>692201151
autism is high with this one
>>692201151
It's not animal cruelty it's makeing dinner
>>692200930
>>692201059
I see, I apologize then anon. There's no much summer here, I assumed when I shouldn't have.
>>692201151
it died quickly how is it cruelty
>>692201142
CUM ON
>>692201086
This guy is a >>692196262
psychotic
>>692199427
How to take a screenshot? Male feminism?? My Faggot detector is going crazy
>>692196262
kill yourself instead you sandnigger
>>692200229
here's a thought.. you're a dumbass
>>692200006
abandon thread
>>692201284
*So
ITT: White people
>>692201320
>being this new
>>692200857
Whats this? I dont do animal crulty but i dont really mind it, I have killed a couple of pigs and goat but that was for food so i dont consider that cruelty. I love setting shit on fire and i did pee my bed till i was like 10 or 11
>>692201151
OP here, it's poultry for private consumption, also I decapitated the quail, spine first, so that it wouldn't suffer, nor did I upload a recording of the quail dying.. Please respect how farm animals end up on your plate.
>>692201320
Lurk moar faggot
>>692197554
rest in peace birb
>>692201284
I accept
>>692196262
grow up new fag
>>692201176
Ever wondered how eggs are made?
>>692201142
MOOOOODS
CRUELTY BREAD CRUELTY PREAD
MODS DELETE THIS THREAD
B-BEFORE MORE TEARS ARE SHED
MODS MODS MODS
Why, OP?
>>692201593
Please stop anon
>>692201528
Sauce?
>>692201468
This. Funny how these faggot throw a fit over this thread but are probably fine with eating meat that suffered more than this bird.
>Some random retard prepares chicken.
Why do any of give a fuck?
Do you guys just want to be edgy?
All this thread is is just "niggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggot" over and over again. Kill yourselves.
>>692201622
Yes OP is back! :)
>>692196262
They're just as easy as dove to breast out. You can literally do it with your bare hands without any tools.
>Wring Neck
>Remove chest feathers
>Tear skin
>Pop out breast
>>692201675
autism
>>692201555
Checked
Degenerated OP
>>692201622
checked, and yummy
>>692201622
Eat the undeveloped eggs and post pics
>>692201284
OP here, it's hard to do this and photo and type and read responses, normally it only takes 5-10mins to process.
>>692201622
That's actually interesting
>>692201418
>>692201517
>taking that bait
>>692201622
oh you gotta be fucking kidding me
>>692201445
to eat that, not for the pleasure of a board ahahah
>>692201725
Two Babies One Fox
nice thread op, im gonna screencap as -cooking with op-
>>692201142
The picture was pretty huge. Aren't you going to make a terrible mess dealing with the entrails now that you've taken the skin off? Looks like you've talken away so much it's difficult to see how it can end ell except by separating every eatable part from the rest one by one.
Posting in legendary thread
>>692199316 WOAH did you just type up all of that xD you mad bro??
>>692201947
same.
>>692197554
kek fuck all animals
>>692201977
We found the newfag bros
>>692201744
All this board is is just "niggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggot" over and over again. Kill yourselves
>Ftfy
>>692201977
Lol XD
>>692201977
Ah, I see what you're doing now
>>692200216
>>692200402
White knights who eat chicken and indirectly do this every day are bitching. Stop eating meat or stop whining you faggot
>>692201411
one of the greatest threads on b/ in a while, thank you OP
>>692201977
>Newfag
>>692201310
OP here, it's a normal process that goes on all across the world, this is my third quail, my hands still shake and my feet feel hot.
Can we all agree that this will go down in /b/ history right up there with that guy who killed his gf?
>>692201977
>xD
>not recognising stale pasta
are you this new?
>>692201837
All good op, I was talking to another anon anyway. Enjoy your dinner
>>692202096
Here it comes the good part
>>692201909
will it feature the erection genocide that is this comic
>>692201284
>I apologize
>so much summer
You're damn right son
>>692202046
>2016
>still taking the bait
>>692201947
If this is legendary i better make a fucking thread of the process of me taking a shit.
>>692201622
I'm not an expert but it looks like she was pregnant. I don't see why there would be veins otherwise. Or do the veins disappear when the egg goes away?
>>692202151
>are you still taking this stale bait?
>>692201855
I meant the triangle in the pic like what does it mean
>>692200207
this fucking bait
>>692201977
I think this guy might be trolling xD
>>692201977
Just leave
>>692201850
You're a fucking retard
>>692202184
Follow your dream, anon.
do it
>>692199316
>lil bitch. :*
>>692202333
Checked
>>692202182
>2003+13
>taking reverse bait
>>692200857
I like this>>692201445
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
OP is based
>>692202307
>being this new
Someone screencap
>>692202365
>>692201977
u niggas really can't see bait yet huh
>>692202457
>falling for my bait
>being this new
>>692202136
post feet
Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Leader
>>692202469
>>692202495
Not my proudest fap...
who is trolling who in this thread?
>>692197554
op delivered nais
>>692201622
woah golden egg! this shit is actually interesting
>>692202151
>mfw you took the bait
>mfw so much bait being take in it is impossible to discern any new from old
>mfw suicide is evident
>>692202568
Changing the file name doesn't make it true
>>692202365
>>692199316
who has the gif?
>>692202528
>falling for MY bait
>being this much of a faggot
>>692197554
This kills the quail.
>>692202568
Whoa it's Anonymouse hackers! Were done now...
>>692202589
God dammit. Not me you dipshit. Still thanks. Gonna print that and frame it.
>>692200565
Sure feels like summer in here.
Time to make a new thread
The bird is hiding under the dumpster
>>692202713
no u
>>692202679
>not a real face
>>692202713
it wasn't even him it was me that's how much faggot we're looking at right now
>>692202775
Not really i've been here since 2013
>>692202589
this
Op is a faggot
AGH I FUCKING HATE SUMMER
>>692202568
This would be better if it said
I'll be back in about 30 minutes
Instead of
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
>>692202589
kek
>>692202679
>mfw you took reverse bait
>>692202568
>the leader
Lost me right there too funny fam smh frfr
>>692202704
Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are hungry, send hamburgers.
-The Leader
>>692202799
If op. Pls link it
>>692202147
What guy killed his GF?
>>692202679
A fucking pony? What a fag.
>>692202933
>>692202411
nobody mention
>reverse baits
>>692202469
Don't you think it's a truly alien sight, to see all those tiny white proto-yolks, it's like looking into space and seeing the stars form, each could be fertillised and create life. Look at the small yellow yolks and how they get bigger!
Inside the black sack at the bottom is where the yolks go to grow a membrane and then a shell
I still don't know how to make webms, so i can't upload the video i just took of that black sack being opened and a quail egg without a fully developed shell pop out.
>>692202568
You're half an hour late pal
>kill self
>>692203008
>>692202933
>round two
>>692202947
>mfw u took reverse reverse bait
this is now a get thread.
>>692202910
Well it loves you xD
>>692202720
>>692203048
>>692203050
>>692203015
fry the egg and cum on it
>>692203003
>newfag detected
get out
>>692203095
>>692203015
It's the mutilated carcass of a bird you just killed you pretentious twat.
>>692203166
New thread (Not OP, OP, get in there)
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>>692202775
That's cuz it is summer you dip
>>692203206
>>692203132
>falling for his bait
>newfag detected
>>>/out/
>>692203103
OP here, that's just gross, grow up and enjoy life :)
>>692203278
>>692203230
Ah fuck
here : >>692203137
>>692203315
