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C-Celeb Thread f-for h-helping the alpha l-lords o-of war, luckless i-in celeb l-love, smoke a-and smack those y-yellow livered betas down...
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>>767882023
based stutterbrother
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>no maisie edition
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>>767882141
lel
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>>767882023
>>>/wsg/2212600
>>767881010
troll edition?
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>>767882141
based summerfag
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>>767882141
P-Please d-d-don't S-Salsa m-my h-head i-i-into p-powered milk o-or Tango m-my chest i-into a-a blob o-of yogurt g-good s-s-sir... I-I p-promise i-it w-w-was all an unfortunate a-a-a-accident w-w-w-with V-Vic... I-I n-n-never intended t-t-t-to capture h-her h-heart, n-n-nor steal th-the c-c-compass k-keys t-t-to her soul...
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>>767882615
haha
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so where is this watson dungeon ?
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>>767882607
"How do these fuckin' Europoors live like this?"
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>>767882668
kek stutterbro is James Joyce. beautiful, just beautiful
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>>767882607
Based Herman
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>>767882857
need to cum on or around that tum
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>>767882980
damn that's a cute mash up
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>>767883090
you'd have to get in line
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I don’t know any of these women, I feel like I’m becoming my parents, left behind by the next generation ...
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>>767883064
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>>767882023

Who /sage/ here?
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>>767883223
how long is the wait? is there corn on the cob?
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>>767883240
anyone in particular you'd like to know the name of anon?
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>>767883351
stfu
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>>767882414
I desperately want to cum in her thick body
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>>767883351
she's sexy as frick
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>>767883527
plant a seed, perhaps?
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>>767883579

>dem tits
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>>767883361
depends on the day, weekends are usually the busiest
there are many cornstands, but they are overpriced imo, better bring your own snacks
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>>767883802
yeah they're incredible. I remember seeing her in Neighbors. I got a bone lol
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>>767884042
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>who /timlin/ here?
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>>767883579
stfu
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>>767884042
found the mexican
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>>767884084
just made a mental note to bring my own corn. thanks bro.
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>>767882023
>Hmm...He was behind of it.
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>>767884042
>Maleficent
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>>767884282
'no'
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>>767884355
you should bring donuts and have some extra for VJ
she seems to like them
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>>767884445
..another white chick who chose the black one
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Jojo is so underrated
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>>767884596
powdered? choccy? the ones with the little crumbles on them? help me out here
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I'm recently wanting to fuck celeb pits.. Am I alone?
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(419) 559-8275 call this number his name is reagan..
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>>767884862
His? What do you want me to say?
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>>767884862
no tnig
>>767884846
na man y'all are everywhere it seems
>>767884721
?
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>>767884846
Nope my dude
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>>767884544
who?
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>>767884827
powdered with cherry filling
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>>767884862
I'm about to call, what should I say?
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>>767884945
>?
i don't think you're that new here
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>>767885110
Whoever's been pushing her hard, the past few weeks...


Thank you!
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Tay loves cock sliding in my pits
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>>767885110
k deal
>>767885154
wat
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>>767885304
$3.50
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>>767882023
Why do you type like a fucking faggot?
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>>767885335
yikes
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>>767885520
hey nessabro <3
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>>767885161
>Whoever's been pushing her hard, the past few weeks...
i was i was pushing her hard ;)
she's an LA 10, i assume lots of people post Vicky
>>767885304
just make sure you bring extra extras in case she has friends coming over later
you might get the deluxe tumcum package for no additional charge
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>>767885609
i wish i was*
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>>767885582
shut the fuck up cunt
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>>767885528
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>>767885701
no u
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>>767885609
>deluxe tumcum package
kek'd. also I'll bring dozens upon dozens if that's the case (੭ >᎑<)੭
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>>767885732
>>767885701
haha epic
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been on a huge scarlett kick recently
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test
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>>767885876
any time a new Avengers is on the verge of coming out (or in this case, already out) I got on a Scarlett fap binge
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>>767885931
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>>767885848
hey...hey
>you're welcome
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>>767886080
not quite sure what you're on about at this point my guy
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>>767886146
name?
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>>767886146
oh lawd
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>>767885582
Hello friend <3
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>>767886194
>>767886216
alexis ren
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>>767886184
do you need to?
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>>767886287
Alexis fap time?
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>>767886275
>dat bite
hnnngggg. hope you're well :3
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>>767885771
don't eat them all on your way though...
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>>767886369
god she was such a sexy teen
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>>767886433
I'll purposely wait until I'm either there or close before I get the choccy milk. that way I can't eat them before I get to stand in line
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>>767886508
yeh
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>>767886420
I'm sleepy! Spent all day just cleaning and doing laundry, I shouldn't have left it all for Sunday :( hope you're doing well!
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>>767886626
such a tease
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>>767885308
damn
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>>767882980
just looks puerto rican lol
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>>767886809
great tease
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>>767886648
that's what Sundays are for though! I love a clean house and fresh laundry. I'm good... pretty sleepy myself tbh
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little ari noticed two old men at the
beavers checking out her bum!
dirty souls! she gave them how-do-dee-do,
a very mean look; but one in a blue spade
shirt clenched both his hands and lowered
them before his face in a motion designed
to taunt ari into lowering her sweatpants
and exposing her bare bum! her expression
turned to anger but this only caused him to
stick out his old tongue and flick it like a fan!
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>>767886601
that's some smart thinking! kudos
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>>767884544
Elle or Dakota? Mole check, left of navel.
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>>767887068
none
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>>767886656
those fucking cow tits
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m-m-m-my mistress l-l-l-loves pizza
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>>767886911
You're right, friend :3 I can't decide whether to keep posting here for a bit, or read until I doze off
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>>767887122
FML
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>>767887350
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>>767887482
>>767887185
DISGUSTING
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>>767887500
>>767887526
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>>767887350
I heard that she's fat now.
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>>767887532
Don't be salty
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>>767887634
Well she's in her 30s. Not everyone gets to age gracefully.
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>>767887658
wew
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>>767887658
Don't tell me what to be ,faggot.
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>>767884544
I dont know, the stance looks similar. Thumb and the way her fingers naturally rest looks pretty similar. Elbow just slightly above navel too.

http://www.gotceleb.com/elle-fanning-in-blue-bikini-on-the-set-of-galveston-in-savannah-2017-02-19.html/elle-fanning-in-blue-bikini-on-the-set-of-galveston-10/full-image
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>>767887872
SWAN DIVE!!!!
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>>767887892
its my ex you dumb idiot
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>>767887872
I would eat the hell out of that
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>>767887902
>>767887962
back to mexico with the both of you
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>>767887892
It's not elle otherwise she would have more pancake shaped tits
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>>767887962
eww tbqhwy
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