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Just share your secrets, this is a safe place .
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My left egg in my ass
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My husband wants to share me and I'm not really sure if I can do it ever again (only had a mfm threesome once)
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>>767947944
I'm interested to hear more....

Did you enjoy that experience? Were you pressured into it or did it willingly?
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im a massive sissy faggot
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I posted a thread about this yesterday, but I am extremely attracted to my daughter
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bump
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iv always wanted a real man to shove his massive dick in my boy pussy
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>>767949659
That's gay.
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>>767949806
because i am gay
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>>767949923
lol faggot
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>>767949923
Got Em lol
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>>767948993
Me too
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>>767949990
yes please keep calling me faggot daddy
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>>767947944
Your husband is gay.
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ive shared this on here many times. so if you have seen it ignore it, this is for the noobs.

My wife is a rape victim. She was raped 9 months after we were married. THe first few years were filled with anger, depression, anxiety, etc. But as time has gone on, i started to fantasize about what happened to her. I have jerked off imagining what her rape looked was like.
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>>767950085
I'll put you in the goddamn electric chair. It's what you deserve.
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>>767947641
I like to drink my own blood. Just sucking my wrists, draining them into a glass that sort of thing.
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>>767950170
Pics?
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>>767947641

I wrote a greentext copypasta about raping and killing a girl, then stuffing her body down a well around 1999.
The well was real, but the story wasn't.
It took place in Prince George County, VA but whenever anyone would bite, they thought it was Prince George's county, MD.

I was really hoping some amateur websleuth would track down where the old well was and find out if there ever really had been a body thrown down it.
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>>767950085

Okay, you're a faggot daddy.
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>>767947641
I fucking hate to be drunk, text my friends have a normal convo, say something then stay still for an answer for 30 minutes.
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>>767950285
>Pics of rape
Wot?
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I HAD MY FIRST HOMOSEXUAL EXPERIENCE YESTERDAY
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it hurts to get up in the morning
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>>767950301
Where can I find it?
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>>767950400
Checked...
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>>767950400
max is that you? we had so much fun yesterday lets do it again this time you be on top
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>>767950170
UR GETTING INTO THE CUCK FACE
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>>767947641
I just farted
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>>767950369
Pics of the wife, dumb cunt
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I’m over 1000 earth years old and my work is now spread all over the world. By the power of three. Look for the monoliths,
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>>767950469
NO I JUST SUCKED SOME GUY OFF
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>>767947641
I've been getting panic attacks for the last month or so...always thought it was faggots making it up.
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>>767950577
your not my boss , fag!!
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>>767950577
PIRATE KING?
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>>767950649
dont lie you love me going into you
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>>767950170

>Have you ever wanted to rape do look more like?
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>>767950573
Faggot
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>>767950738
DONT LIKE THE MANLY SMELL
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when someone doesnt replay to me <edgy alert> i consider killing them
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>>767950170
divorce and never return
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>>767950787
your boy pussy was so tight i loved it you were so cute when you moaned as i came in you
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>>767950956
quit writing fanfiction and tell us your secrets faggot
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>>767951022
its not fanfiction it felt so good
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I've started having disassociative episodes into violent fantasies again. Just vacate and live in this parallel world where I do very bad things. Had them a few years ago and was fairly certain it'd end up with me acting on them. It's weird tho, cos life's good atm and my stress levels are right down. So why am I having episodes again?
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I was in a relationship with my brother, from the time I was 11 (he was 13) until I was 19. Like, an official secrete relationship, but we had been fooling around together for a while prior that.
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I found a link on a random thread that lead me to a shady place with links that had broken text all relating to a porn type thing and I clicked on one of them and it led me to CP
I cant remember the link and I want to go back to it

It was something like https://h0t.hot.website I can't remember if that's the actual thing or not
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>>767951161
ITS OBV FANFICTION SINCE I DIDNT RECEIVE ANAL PENETRATION
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>>767948993
More?
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When my brother was suicidal, I sentcretly wanted him to go through with it so I wouldn't have to deal with him anymore
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I've been practicing black magic for years and I'm now seeing actual results.

It's working, shits real.

Embrace chaos.
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>>767951423
AMA?
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>>767951419
come on baby lets get together again so i can swallow your hot yummy cum like you swallowed mine
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>>767951600
What kind of tea do you like? I prefer English breakfast
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>>767951377
>Checked

Tell me you are a girl...
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>>767951583
Any examples /x/?
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>>767950527
Explain
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>>767950238
Confirmed triggered. How's it feel to be so uncomfortable around gay people? You know women don't like bigots, right?
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>>767951600
Have you ever "accidently" been caught naked or walked in on her?
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>>767951644
I DOUBT UD BE ABLE TO MAKE ME COME IF U REALLY ARE THE GUY I HAD RELATIONS WITH
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>>767951647
>Patrician

Assam and Yorkshire Tea are also Keno
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>>767951678

That'd be a lie, though.
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>>767950942
Explain why I should divorce
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>>767951349
Do you take any anti depressants?
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>>767951647
Chai is pretty good, not a big hot tea guy but I have considered getting into it. Any other recommendations?

>>767951756
Nah, been hard around her but she hasn't seemed to notice
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>>767951764
what is wrong babe you seem worked up
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>>767950853
Oh the irony of being edgy
Also ln2 Greentext v&
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>>767951901
Mixing fruit teas with green teas is pretty good. Just as long as you stay far away from Earl Grey
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>>767951927
NO MY LAPTOP IS BUST SO ITS STUCK IN CAPS THATS UNINTENTIONAL
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>>767951901
Wearing basketball shorts around the house should be noticeable enough, so support whatsoever.

Have you thought about creating a fake social media account in attempt to sext with her and get pics?
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Wasn't really a relationship, but I would sleep with my best friend (who was a girl) most nights throughout high school. Sometimes we would even be naked. Never had sex, though
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>>767952110
lets get together again want your yummy cum
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I sucked a guy off a week ago to see how it felt
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>>767952260
I hope I wasn't too big for you, sweety
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>>767952205
ragin faggot
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>>767951687
I'm not an actual homophobe. But 4chan is 4chan ya know?
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>>767947641
I've only had sex with prostitutes.
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>>767951764
Tired, your choice
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>>767952385
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>>767952348
pretty much. I would go to her house to escape family trouble and she agreed because she was into me (sometimes only allowing it if we were naked)
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>>767951687
My girl's dating a bigot, and she likes it
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>>767952473
Damn...saving this. It speaks to my soul.
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I've secretly wanted to have sex with my niece since she was 15. She just turned 18 and I jerk off in the shower thinking about teaching her how to please her future boyfriend.
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>>767952256
UR JUST SAYING WORDS NOW
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>>767951885
No. I've seen what dependency on that shit does to family members, the restrictions diagnosis put on a person and decided it's not worth it. I self-medicate with diet, exercise and sleep. Some days are better than others. Truth be told I'm a patchwork of mental health issues now. I hold it all together publicly, but I'm like some fucked-up facsimile of humanity, and sensitive people can sniff me out a mile away and their discomfort around me is absolutely palpable. Sometimes I can feign normalcy and charm long enough that I'm accepted, but if I'm in one of my "seasons", fuck knows, all bets are off I suppose. I know how "normal" people are supposed to act and can pinpoint the behaviour like a laser-pointer, but actually enacting it is rather like watching Anthony Keidis trying to sing in key: seriously hit-and-miss, despite best efforts.
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>>767952164
I don't think she'd go for someone she's never met irl. She's popular, but not a dumb slut (sadly)
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>>767952473
Never thought you could represent most of the world in such a simple way.
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>>767947641
I enjoy licking dried vaginal fluids from my gf's sisters panties.
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>>767952753
If she asked to have sex with you, would you accept?
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>>767947944

A- Checked.

B- Me and my wife are both openly bisexual and polyamorous. We've had (so far) two MMF threesomes with this one bisexual dude, and it was some of the most fun I've ever had in bed. She loved watching him fuck me, and I loved watching him fuck her.

Have fun!
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>>767952893
In a heartbeat
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>>767952753
Guess you could always go with a hidden cam.

Maybe have one ready after watching a movie together that "accidently" had a super hot graphic sex scene in it. Maybe catch her jilling off?

Sounds like you don't have a lot of options....
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>>767952753
>I don't think she'd go for someone she's never met irl
You'd be surprised. But if she's popular she's probably smart enough to not put her popularity at risk by sending nudes. Either way try sexting her, it'll be the most you'll be able to have from her realistically, and it'll be already very exciting.
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>>767952731
Really? Self medicate on "Diet exercice and sleep"? wait untill you're drinking 5 out of 7 days of the week, you're just being edgy.

Get your best friend kidnapped and humiliated on camera then see him get shot in the head, search for him and find him under a tree.

Or better yet, have your cousin burnt alive.

Fucking faggot.
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im 13 and i jacked off once
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>>767952753
Lame ass question, I know, but how old?
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I used to be a male escort because I look like a real-life cute anime character
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>>767952987
Idk, cams are risky in my opinion. Plus I wouldn't know how to operate one.

>>767953058
Yeah I suppose I could try it, still don't think it'll work though.
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>>767953127
21, and jacked off never
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>>767952973
does she go on /b/?
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>>767953223
Same here! but I'm only 20 :(
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>>767953201
18 - 1
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im a racist homophobe even tho i jerk off to traps on /b/ and like seeing white women get fucked by niggers on /gif/
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>>767953234
Not to my knowledge
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Im a 17 year old dyke but i fantasize about grown men raping little girls
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>>767953291
Any no make-up pic ? She seems to be very beautiful.
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Well my gf cheated on me twice. She thinks i dont know. But I do and I masturbate like crazy thinking in that and how bitch she is. This is fucking sick I know.
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>>767953325
Greentext one of your fantasies
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>>767953291
would you want her to find out about this?/see it on 4chan?
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>>767953325
who hurt you?
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>>767950400
What did you do? Did you like it...?
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>>767953421
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>>767953506
>>767953556
Thank you anon.
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>>767953610
Hot.
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>>767953464
I dont really have any play by play fantasies.i just jack off to whatever incest/pedo greentexts i can find on /b/. Find a lot of rape porn where the girl looks super young
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>>767950335
too, go full rage while drunk
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>>767953115
I was self-medicating on drugs and Alcohol 5-6 days a week throughout my teens and 20s. It got so bad that I could feel my kidneys swelling in bed. It made my mental issues 10x worse. So I initiated change and got out of that negative spiral.

Hence now the clean life. It helped way more. And fuck your edging pep talk you little cunt. You try that talk in person and I'd ram your fucking nose down your throat with my fucking forehead you little melt.
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>>767953664
Do you know any irl who you imagine in fantasies?
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I have a hot gf and a great sexlife but recently I have been watching far too much cuckold porn and am now tempted to ask my gf if she wants a mmf threesome. Issue I have is that I want to be cucked and also fucked by the other guy along with my gf and am guessing that makes me a faggot which will definately put a dampener on our relationship.
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Bump
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>>767953610

Lol, never wondered if he was perhaps awake but let you think he was asleep? My brother would often start things when I was asleep, usually blowjobs and I would always wake up when I was about to cum. How does someone sleeps through that? Hahah.
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>>767953456
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I always wanted a brother.
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I keep upping the ante on what it takes to get me off. Regular porn wasn't doing it so I started stealing nudes from coworkers, friends, anyone's phone or laptop I had access to. Then after a year or so that wasn't enough and I ran out of phones to search. So I started doxxing women. Couple of girls I know I posted their nudes and social medias everywhere. Showed it to their friends and family. Did that for like 2 years with girls I know, or nudes I'd find online and track down the real names. Finally that wasn't enough. Two nights ago for the first time I posted my own sisters nudes online. Pictures I stole from her phone a few years ago. I put them on temp. exposed because I don't want her being saved. But reading the things people said about her and knowing they were jacking off to her made my dick hard again. Now I can't stop and I expose her at least once a night. Eventually I'll move on to posting her on here so you guys can save her. I don't know what I'll do once that gets bored. I really want to rape a bitch.
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>>767953756
>mmf
Shit, any time I hear about a threesome it's mmf. I don't get it because all I'd want would be a second girl, like my gf's hot friend that I constantly dream about.
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Look. I've never told anyone this. But tight and good, me style is tight and good.
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>>767950423

Nowhere, now. I baleeted it from all my devices.
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>>767953725
my uncle and my neice. Hes super fit, the alpha male type. My neice is adorable. 11 years old and really innocent. She always sitting on his lap and they have a good, close relationship. Its not something id wanna be involved in, just watch
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>>767947944
What a totally unforeseen occurrence on this virgin, cuck-obsessed board.
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>>767950577

By what name shall we call you?
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>>767947641
I met a girl online a few months ago, we met once and I like her and she likes me too. We talk about everything and want to start dating, but she lives an hour away from car and we cannot leave our cities for at least a year. I'm not very good with distance relationships.

Any advice?
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>>767953893
Post her now
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>>767950577

>im a 732yo vampire
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>>767953999
Not a chance. This is my actual sister. Real life sister. Not like the fake threads people put on here. I'm not risking it. You guys will find out her personal info from a cropped picture of her pinky toe.
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>>767953952
Hot, pics or describe her?
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>>767954055
w/e bro it's just a meme
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>>767953915
Fucked up ain't it, I would also like to have a threesome with another girl as well but that goes without saying
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Had my dick sucked by some elementary school friend and his brother. None of us turned out gay (yet) though.

Also had unprotected sex this weekend and I feel bad about it. Prolly no STD (she was young and clean) but paranoid on pregnancy.
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I don't drink coffee, tea, smoke cigarettes. I don't smoke pot or do any drugs at all.
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some random IT workers probably saw my porn history
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I have sex in the missionary position for the sake of procreation, only!
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>>767951756

I once accidentally 93MB of rar files.
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>>767947641
I am a dyed-in-the-wool, bleeding heart liberal. I believe in managed socialism, equal rights for gay and transgendered people, respect, etc. I'm a feminist and an ally. I fucking hate Trump and the alt-right.

I also secretly love 4 chan and spend hours every day shitposting as if I were an alt-right nazi, and nobody can tell who I really am because Poe's Law.
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From the age of about 8 till 10, I would tell my daughter that I had to “take her temperature” by lubing my fingers and sticking one in her pussy and one all the way in her ass. I never took it any further and she’s never mentioned it. I’m pretty ashamed when I think about it.
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>>767953825

He would often sleep on the couch in the living room, directly under the air conditioner. One night he rolled off the couch and somehow broke the glass top of the brass and glass coffee table, then slept **on** the broken glass, and never woke up. Dad got up for work the next morning and found him there.

That's the only reason I dared trying anything with him while he was asleep; he was a CRAZY deep sleeper.

So, this is /b/ and this is all bullshit and you'll disbelieve what you want to disbelieve, but he really did sleep through most of the blowjobs and (so far as I know) all of the times I fucked his ass cheeks.
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>>767954301
Pics
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>>767954293
I always wonder how many people in those threads are for real
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Failed my lie detector test to be a corrections officer because I fucked a bunch of escorts.
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>>767954251
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>>767954398
What kind of questions do they ask...?
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>>767954301
Greentxt first time
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>>767954301
sick fuck
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>>767951600

What high school is that lol i saved the pics and screencapped the thread. Am going to send it all into the school supervisors.

Sombody help me id the hs on her hoodie lol.
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>>767953756

Dude, see>>767952965

Bisexuality and polyamory are things. Talk to her. She might well be into it.
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>>767954070
No pics, they live a few states away from me, see them like once a year. Shes like four and a half feet tall. Brunette hair with bangs. Likes to wear dresses a lot. Whenever we go to a family reunion or visit them shes always playing with her brothers. Swinging on the swings or something so i can always see up her dress. Shes always wearing the cutest underwear
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>>767954335

No, man, I believe you. I was just asking. Sounds like your brother was lots of fun.
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>>767954560
That's an obscure sweater you can get at target. They have random school names and shit put on them. Real high schools don't have things like that.
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>>767953291
Damn those lips. But anon stop posting pics from her this is getting dangerous attention.
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>>767954485
1. Do you intend to lie

2. Have you been completely honest

3. Are you wanting to be a correctional officer

4. Are you a violent criminal

5. Have you gotten away with crimes

6. Have you committed sex crimes

15 questions repeated 3 times.
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>>767954560
Nice meme
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>>767949923
fag
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I killed our family dog with chocolate as a kid because my parents loved it more than me. My dad managed to convince himself that he had left the chocolate out accidentally when in reality I had taken it out of the fridge during the night. What made me even more mad that they just threw the dog into the woods without even burying it and returned to the usual routine like they didn't just lose a family member. Now that I am older I realize that I have killed an innocent animal because my parents were caught in the heat of the moment before they'd have cooled down and returned to pampering me. Even worse, I think my parents knew, but said nothing and that's why I got a little sister only after I was 16.
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>>767954586
>Bisexuality and polyamory are things.
Begone, Tumblr dyke.
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>>767954560
dont be a dick, i feel for him but about my sis. my sis and i played the if you show me mine ill show you yours game. till i was about 14 and she was 11. only got as far as touching each other though i never penetrated. sadly.
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>>767954619
Super hot, you ever imagine just messing with her alone?
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>>767954647

Yeah they do. All high schools have shit like that.
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Last summer I fucked a 14 years old girl in a summer trip to Spain, im 19 and i've got a gf. Also smoked a hella lot of weed with her when people close to me don't want me to for a lot of reasons.
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>>767954797

He wants to rape his child. Im helping her dude.
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>>767954744
Is it painful for you when she has a boyfriend ?
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>>767954958
Any contact would be consensual
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I used to masturbate constantly to stories of incest. Specifically, brother/sister and son/mother stories. This was almost a daily or every other day thing through most of my twenties.

Then I went to therapy because of emotional abandonment issues and I haven't found the stories attractive since. Well... sometimes, but certainly not a daily or weekly or even monthly thing.
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>>767954646

Only in that way. He grew up to be a right-wing, conservative, bigoted, misogynistic fuckstick. We've been estranged now for three years, because I do not share his (and our father's) racist views.

I still fap to the memories, though.
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>>767947641
um i don't know how to tell y'all this i have never told anybody this before but here it goes i straight up play with my gf doo doo to nut.
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>>767954962
Not really, honestly just provides more material
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>>767954958
he only has one chance. if he takes fucks it up, he will never be able to taste that sweet sluts ass.
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>>767954957
Isnt age of consent, like, 13 there?
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>>767947641
i killed 3 girls, becouse they was like my ex gf..
when i see a police agent i go in paranoia..
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>>767954560
If you werent an illiterate degenerate, you would have figured it out by now
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>>767954760

Male bifag, not a dyke. Never used Tumblr.

Stay mad.
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>>767948993
What lines have you crossed and what lines aren’t you willing to?
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>>767955104
Dunno, maybe, she was ok with it, and so was i, so i guess there's no problem as long as her parents don't know.
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i shot a kid.
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I can't get a girlfriend
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>>767955044
I fucking love how you're assuming the moral high-ground over your "Wrong-Thought"-ing brother that you used to rape in his sleep. You fucking moronic sociopath.
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>>767955212
I wouldn't do anything without her consent
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>>767955275
KYS
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>>767955083
You could drug her after she comes back from a party, she'd think she'd been drugged during said party, you could at least touch her a little.
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Is this her highschool op
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>>767955178
Greentxt maniggy
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I was molested as a child and I still fantasize about it when I masturbate 20+ years later.
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My inability to express emotions and conform to a social norm have left me as a crippled self-conscious mess of a human being. And my attempts to suppress it only worsens the problem.
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>>767955328
No
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>>767954732
That's fucked up, I'd only get 3 and 4 right.
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>>767954827
Id love too. But my real fantasy is just having a father figure or a alpha male fuck her. Play with her clit, even if she says no. Id love to show her some things. Like drag her into the bathroom and cover her mouth, play with her clit until she cums. When i was younger i sorta had some rape fantasies myself, like to have an older guy rape me. Im sorta over that now, i was a twisted kid
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>>767955044

That sucks. My brother suddenly had a heavenly realization in the shape of a pussy and put an end to our thing. It sucked a lot for a while but I moved on.

He is married to a bitch and has a bunch of kids now, good job and well adjusted member of society who dares to preach about family and healthy bonds LOL.
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>>767955323
The ol' Dr Huxtable
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>>767955377
Tell us your story
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>>767954732
I'd fail
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>>767955377

Me too, anon. Me too. But for me it's been 15 years since the last time anythig happened.
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>>767951349
Because ur a nigger fagget
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I poisoned my 5th grade teacher
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>>767954797
Similar, except oral
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>>767955631
No U
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dumped about 2 gallons of cum in a coworkers drinks over the past 2 years
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>>767954560
Grain Valley HS in Grain Valley, MO
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My GF thinks that the scar on my dick is because my insane mom who committed suicide tried to give me a prince Albert. It's not, my mom committed suicide because of depression. The scar is because I tried to fuck my cat and it bit through the glans.
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>>767955454

Im just kidding im not a cunt. Shes beautiful man. Hope one day she warms up to you.

I was kinda in the same place as you. It took nearly 7 years for it to happen but it did happen just a few weeks ago. Not my daughter but pretty similar situation. Its probably the best day I've had in my life. Worth the wait.
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my pussy is kinda itching or burning.im not sure but I might be having a yeast infection again and i hate those eggs
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Panty sniffer
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>>767955377
Been there
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>>767950577
John Oldman, is that you?
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>>767955805
Appreciate it bro, support is nice to hear. Honestly idk why incest hasn't had a legal revolution yet
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>>767955805
>greentxt
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>>767955294
So you haven’t jerked off to her panties or watched her undress?
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>>767950170
My girlfriend was a rape victim, though years before I met her. It took a long time for her to open up to me about it, but it explained a lot of her insecurities in our relationship. I think her sharing made us closer, but she never told me the guy's name. She says she wants to just forget about it, and since she's shared and we've gotten through a lot of the stuff she had problems with before, I think she has, for the most part.
However, now I dwell on it. It haunts me that this young girl that I've come to love as a woman was so abused. Her view of life could be so much more joyous, but she's extremely jaded and slow to trust. I don't blame her for how she has come to be this way, although she is an adult and her choices since are her own. I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to think.
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>>767950577
>being on /b/ after 1000
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I hack everyone I know and dont know and have a collection of stolen pics that includes at least 2000 people
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>>767954560
>>767955785
She most likely doesn't go to that school anymore though. She looks college age. It would be pretty easy to find her FB, but I don't have one and I don't feel like doing any work other than a quick Google search.
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>>767955938
I have not actually
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>>767956041
Any wins?
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>>767956098
Ever heard her get off?
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>>767950170
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>>767955721
Dude you need to find an outlet and a hobbie, wat about fishing ? Catch a fish, gut the shit out of it and eat it?
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>>767955083
Those tits and thighs, she's thickness incarnate, your obsession must be painful, I've been there.
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>>767956007
>>767950170
How did those things happen?

The stereotypical dark alley where the predator waited for them?
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>>767956098
Have you jerked it at a pic/thoughts of her?
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My ex accused me of rape. Got proof that he was lying, called him out in front of his friends then went and had my ass pounded by a 60 year old
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>>767951583
AY SAME man cept im more of a wiccan rede guy im too scared to attack people lol
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>>767951393
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>>767947641
i think im a sociopath
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>>767956099
I only save wins....
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>>767956491

Any celebs?
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>>767951583
Story?
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>>767952753
Those legs are fucking monstrous. Stop fattening her you dick.
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>>767956382
Of course
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>>767956337
Exactly
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I love my girlfriend and I know that I want to spend the rest of my life with her, but I daydream about all the different reasons she would leave me and daydream about what would happen if one of us died.
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>>767953506
dat acne.
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>>767956560
No, or at least no big name celebs, I got a couple lesser known athletes, a couple local news people, a singer who sings back up to a comedian.
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>>767953716
Dont worry about that asshole. Clean living and steady diet/exercise/sleep are some of the best ways to feel better. Might not help social problems, but I have those too and honestly the best thing I can recommend is to talk to someone about it. I know it sounds stupid, but getting someone to hear your problem actually does help. gl
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>>767956254
I'm a vegetarian. I wouldn't harm an animal outside of self-defense. Plus I have hobbies, I'm a musician/play vidya/walk doggo. This is deeper than that. It's historical/chemical.

Cheers for trying to contribute helpfully tho.
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regularly beat it to my sister and take creepshots of her
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>>767947641

In 6th grade (Circa 2001) I traded a retarded kid on my bus a Baha Men CD I didn't want for a brand new Atomic Purple GameBoy Color and like 20 games.

Kid didn't remember who I was (again, retard). So his mother came in and the principle had a talk with us about how that GameBoy was the last thing his grandmother got for him before she died and all he has to remember her by.

I still have the GameBoy.

(Pic Unrelated)
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>>767956595
Those thighs are immaculate, fag. Thicc thighs save lives
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>>767956778
Damn more?
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>>767948999
I used to spy on my daughter, while she took showers. Would peek through the door jamb, because there wasn't paint there. Weirdly, she would shower with the curtain open. One time made a noise, she looked up. Was more careful after that.

Used to take her swimming late at night so I could touch her.

Now she's fat AF, 3 kids, and mental. KEEP OFF THE GRASS should be written on her forhead.
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>>767956474
Me too.
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>>767956603
Lul
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>>767947641
>Dead nigger storage.
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>>767956686

Sonni Abatta? Newscaster that retired out of Orlando a few years ago. PLEASE. PLEASE!!!
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>>767956690
Cheers mate.
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>>767956912
i had a abusive home as a child, I just took 3 tests and they all said i was. Godspeed fellow monster
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>>767953291
popularity means nothing after highschool
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>>767953115
no faggot actually thats the best way to handle it but people are LAZY NIGGERS now. indians didnt mope around bitching and cutting their wrists with arrow head razors were they? NO dumb fucking faggot they went outside and STAYED PHYSICALLY ACTIVE and were immersed in communication with others all day. then at night time they didnt stay up on their gay ass stupid fucking phones all night like a little stupid ass bitch they went to sleep around when sun set and woke up to see the sunrise.


youre a fucking retard ass faggot
YOURE REALLY FUCKING DUMB
i hate you man you better be happy idk who you are i would terrorize your house hold pets like charles motherfucking manson you stupid little WHORE OF SOCIETY. people like you make me wanna beat my skull in with a hammer, but im so mad that i dont just so i can stay and rip little faggots apart with my boney pointy meth abuse hands and them EAT THEIR FAGGOT ASSHOLES OUT.

if i had cleets id fucking jumpkick your eye sockets dumb ass bitch id fucking rip the lilbitch out your sckull.
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I have cheated on everyone I have been with.
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I was beating my meat once and I gave myself a cumshot
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>>767957050
Ummm I was just sharing my secret, not taking requests. But know Im looking her up
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>>767957293

I understand. I'd make it worth your while financially.
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