Well /b/, today officially marks the most embarrassing thing I’ve done.
>be me, living in apartment
>have the day off work
>haven’t jacked off in a good few days, so it’s building up
>get lotion, start browsing porn on phone
>some guys are trimming the trees in the apartments, it’s noisy as fuck
>pic related, it’s the tree they finished just outside my window
>grab headphones to block it out
>window is half open but I’m on second story so no one can really see me anyway
>stroking cock for a good 30 minutes while I browse different videos
>finally found the one I’m gonna blow my load to
>Pounding my meat away
>Right when I’m at the point of no return, hear something hit my window
>guy who was trimming trees just outside my window, using ladder
>he looks inside and sees me with my meat out
>we make eye contact
>fuck.gif
>I can’t stop it
>I nut a huge rope
>hit me in the face, was so surprised that I wasn’t thinking where to aim it
>tree trimmer starts laughing at me
>I get up, PJs around my ankles, and shut curtains
>damage already done, he saw everything
So what’s the best way to kill myself?
>>767945460
this story has been immortalized
i have this saved to my computer
>>767945735
I’ve brought dishonor to my name. Even if the guy doesn’t know me I’m sure he’s told several people now. I’m considering moving
Wat do anons?
>>767946178
OP he's the faggot for watching
>>767945460
Does your bhole produce any bile or is it extra juicy? Sometimes I find this can make people uncomfortable and it manifests in other areas of their life. It's the same as any disorder, fix the bhole - fix the man. Best of luck op
>>767946466
I guess. It happened so quick but what I think happened was a tree branch he cut down hit my window, so he looked inside and that’s when He saw what he saw. Idk if he was watching me for a while.
>>767946178
Somepne svreenshot that greentext pls
>>767946614
Ye, it's like grecian 5.
>>767945460
So what you are saying is, he chopped the morning wood. Both your tree and your dick
>>767946178
You did something every guy on this planet does and got caught. Big fucking deal. Get over it OP.
It's only as shameful as you allow it to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g85LqjVCeC8
>>767946870
Maximum Kek
>>767947095
Easy for you to say, you didn’t have a grown ass man watch you shoot your own load on your face
Did anyone screenshot this?
>>767947373
Many many many of us have stories like this one. I once got caught fapping in my car in a public parking lot.
In a few years you'll be telling this story to some newfag on this board.
Put it up for the redditfags to enjoy
>>767945460
You must have been really absorbed to not have had noticed him.
What were you beating to?
>>767948070
This is why we can have nice things anon
>>767948070
Kek
looks like Orange County Anon
>>767948118
This. Girl on right kinda looks like someone I used to work with and tried to get in. Ended up not working but I still imagine what it’d be like
>>767948489
Not bad. Too bad you didn’t get it in. I mean, if she looks even half similar to her
>>767948489
Do you live here OP?
Not going to come and kill you.
You just left your street name and I was bored
>>767948929
Close, but not those apartments.
>>767945460
>you nutted looking at a guy
>>767945460
OOF