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Hey pedo fags
Why don't you just date midgets, it's the same shit but legal
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>>767945234
Not even
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fyi they don't look like children
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>>767945316
Why not?
>always short
>wiling to fuck
>feds don't bug you
>Don't age like normal kids

Seems perfect to me
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>>767945433
Close enough
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>>767945234
Next you're gonna say to go ahead and have sex with a black bitch because she looks like a human.
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>>767945582
Again
Close enough
Monkey puss is better than nothing
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>>767945234
>>767945690
>the phoneposter cancer from the existing pedo thread started another one
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>>767946230
Nope
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>>767946353
Nice try. I can see you, faggot cancer.
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>>767946562
Ok
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>>767946613
I know it's OK. I don't need phonecancer to let me know.
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>>767946706
Ok
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>>767947750
ah ma man alina ostapovich
still wish she had nudes
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>>767945234
not enough midgets for all of us
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>>767948958
Take the ones we don't take
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>>767949117
NOT ENOUGH
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>>767945234
Hnng I would
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>>767945234
would def. but all the hot ones have been 'picked up' with a quickness.
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>>767949804
Takes some serious front to go out with a chick that you carry under your arm....
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>>767945234
Because for pedos it's more about being a piece of shit and ruining the lives of these kids.
Which is why they should all be killed or at the very least branded so people know what they are
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>>767950231
Agreed
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>>767950100
But they are easy to pick up.
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>>767948037
Does she have an ig?
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>>767950231
Word
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>>767947787
righty tighty lefty loosey
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>>767950539
kek
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>>767950539
Nice
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>>767945234
A midget that is proportional...maybe. A dwarf...no way.
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I did date a little person for a bit. The thing they don't tell you is your dick won't fit in all the way. They got a shallow pussy so ya gotta buttfug if you want to bottom out.
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>>767951343
Isn't their pussy normal size?
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>>767951343
>when you're a little kid and don't know what bottoming out means
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>>767951641
Yeah, he's a tard.
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>>767947787
Exhibit a. On the left here I usually feel like most midgets are disporpitionate like this girl
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>>767951343
I slept with a little person once. It fit just fine. I'm not huge, but I'm not micro, either.
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I am just reporting in to tell you that the desk that I was sitting at has been destroyed after my head inadvertently smashed its way entirely through it after reading your post.
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>>767952515
You know I'm right though
Admit it
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>>767950231
>>767950338
>>767950830
Feminists should be killed
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>>767945234
Probably because midgets aren't that common, it's not like midget bitches are running around everywhere. Pedos are way more common than people think.
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>>767952658
Absolutely most certainly correct my dude. There are people out there who think they are the minority minion, nobody really wants to meet them i2i, 4that would open many new doors for both of you. I would recommend adopting a couple to fill the gap .
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>>767945234
My wife is 4'11 so I'm happy in that regard.
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>>767950966
lefty lumpy
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>>767946706
>phonecancer
7/10 made me respond
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>>767945234
>Why don't you just date midgets, it's the same shit but legal

Hard to find real super sexy ones though.

9 times out of 10, midgets look like deformed fetuses, with football shaped foreheads and fat stubby legs. And dental work that look like Sloth from the Goonies.

The 10/10 midgets? I doubt they exist.
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>>767954638
the best you can really get is just a very short regular girl. there are some women who never grow past 5 feet tall, and they are nearly perfect imo.
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>>767945536
I guess if your standards are set to "settle for"
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>>767956151
You perfer going to jail and being treated like shit for raping a kid?
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>>767945234
all my hnng, wonder what their fathers thought about this pic, and how hard and often they thought.
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Thread needs more Jemma
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>>767956425
That's only if you get caught.
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>>767956668
Almost quads, damnit
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>>767952795
pedos have the same brain development in the libinal-optic nexus as midgets, leading to overstimulation by people of midget stature.

its an difference, or an illness, if you will....., not a moral failing.
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>>767956668
every thread needs more Jemma!!
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>>767954638
>>767956668

Jemma tho
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Whatever you pesos do, definitely don't image search "omegle epic" ... that would be a terrible idea.
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>>767946562
Why so defensive?
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>>767945234
It's really weird you have to talk about pedophilia just to start a midget fetish porn thread. It's almost as if..
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>>767947787
left avg
right exceptional
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>>767952702
Agreed
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>>767950231
Brainwashed much? Feggit
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>>767952702
also agreed. feminism serves nothing of value to the betterment of mankind.
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>>767957829
Your mom is a feminist
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>>767958050
you have autism
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>>767945234
Um... the chick on the right in OP's pic is no midget... she used to be on one of those underage modeling sites, can't remember her name right now.
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>>767956668
>>767956715
the perfect specimen
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Nice looking but you don't see many like that. They usually look weird. I did see one girlin a store that looked like photo attached (without the pointy ears) and she was perfectly proportioned. I almost asked her if she wanted me to pick her up to look at stuff on a shelf she was looking up at but chickened out. I know where she works but haven't seen her lately.
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>>767945234
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Sexy midget
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Because most have wide hips, breasts, face of an adult and look dispraportionate. Plus they will have roastie hair, stubble or roast beef lips. Also they will talk like they sucked on helium instead of cute like a child. Hormones fuck you up.
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>>767960413
>>767960471
>>767960519
hot damn!
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>>767960471
Jesus H. Christ, it looks like a million loads have been blown on that wall and floor, and she's just standing in it. Fucking disgusting.
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Noe of these look anything like children though. I find them extremely unattractive.
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>>767961847
>None
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>>767945234
>who the hell sell with $0.00!!?
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>>767945234
they dont look midgets.
but yeah i would date a real midget because it one of my fetish
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I fucked a midget before. I asked her height and I think she said 4'2". I think that counts as a midget. Anyway, it was a lot of fun.
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>>767960519
4 ft/10, would wife
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>>767945493
>proportions
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