how do I get a cooking gf who loves me?
>>700378666
Eggs with onions and hotdogs?
Is that what niggers eat?
>>700378666
checked, also i would it that if it was all i had
>>700378666
she should pan sear those hot dogs next time before putting them in
>>700378666
If you consider that abomination cooking you need to an hero immedietly
>>700379312
>>700378666
this is not food
Jesus christ, you degenerates need to learn how to cook.
>>700378666
hail satan!
Get into cooking
>>700379447
>>700379456
if you can boil water, that's good enough for me.
boil some eggs, boil some pasta, boil some frozen vegetables
>>700378666
I hear they're expensive....
>>700379532
this
/thread
>>700378666
>>700379312
These are troll pictures right?
When I had a girlfriend I'd sometimes spend an hour cooking or more, then I'd do the dishes, I'd make her rinse because she took too long to wash.
Young women are mostly fucking useless.
In fact most men are too at cooking.
>>700379532
This is how I met my gf. She made me breakfast in bed today. Only catch is she's always asking me the best way to do shit
thats retarded. hell no. my bitch better know how to fucking cook better than i do and im a pretty good cook.
>>700378666
>how do I get a cooking gf who loves me?
Good luck with getting that in 2016+.
>>700379812
I don't even know what that's supposed to be.
>>700378666
Mystery meat omelette? At least youre trying and not just heating up packet food
>>700379777
>>700379879
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>>700379741
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>>700379312
>>700378666
Is this considered food in 2016?
Is it really that hard to find a gf to cook real fucking food instead of pre-packaged garbage?
I mean I have a wife and she cooks for me and our 2 kids whole meals nothing like this trash you're posting.
>>700378666
This is the only photo that even remotely resembles food.
>>700379741
This one would be food, but that gravy looks sketchy as fuck.
Fuck that noise. I'll make my own shitty food.
>>700378666
I fucking hate millenials, how can you not know how to cook proper food, for fuck sakes, I haven't eaten a hotdog since I was in jail.
>>700379935
Blueberry cheese hot dog bun. Duh.
>>700380100
Ooooh, it's GRAVY! I thought vomit.
>>700380113
But them Nathan's Dogs are pretty good.
>>700380113
At least they aren't degenerate criminals.
>>700379812
That looks like an abortion on a maxi pad.
>>700380245
I never said you were wrong! Maybe i'm wrong.
>>700379741
poor steve
>>700380113
>how can you not know how to cook proper food
It kind of works well with the millenials in general. They want results but dislike to achieve them. If they are hungry, they go out and have someone else do the cooking, because it takes time and patience to cook well.
>>700378666
stop asking people on 4chan to get you love go talk to someone in real life and stop being a little crybaby faggot
>>700378666
Be me
>>700380271
That steak looks decayed
>>70037866
Step 1: Lower standards
Step 2: Find a cute fat chick
Step 3: Fuck the fattie
Step 4: Date her
Step 5: Get the best blowjobs and cooking you've ever had with little to no effort.
Fat chicks are fucking awesome.
>>700380271
Is that black slush meant to be a steak? What do they sell you idiots in the States?
>>700380345
don't forget all the money for actual quality ingredients, more than half of which you need to buy 2 times or more than you need, and you won't be making any other dishes with them before they go bad.
>this thread
>>700380413
I'm not sure what that is, but it looks like the most edible thing posted.
>>700379312
Hey pan seared dogs are pretty damn good
>>700380293
I was in jail for 2 days for not paying a fine.
I still think all the food posted in this thread looks like trailer trash "fixin's."
For lunch I had deep fried chicken breast I battered in, flour, rileys and cajun seasonings with home made fries, took 40 minute including dishes.
>>700379879
Is this pasta with mayonnaise on it? That is dis-gus-ting! You dont even get that at the worst canteen.
>>700380093
most people cant cook at all, mostly cuz they are pretty lazy
>>700380271
>steak
>>700380379
this has to be fake
Check out the bountiful feast my gf just made me
>stay jelly neckbeards
>>700380524
This is the only rational poor people food on here that I would eat.
I want all of these to be bullshit satirical posts, but they aren't.
I'm still laughing, but inside it hurts.
>>700380495
>more than half of which you need to buy 2 times or more than you need
I disagree.
You can buy pretty much anything that is expensive in small amounts, just avoid pre-packed meat, vegetables, cheese and so on.
>>700380271
>steak
what the hell kind of steak is that...
>>700380480
Verified.
>>700380583
40 minutes? I work for a living.
eating proper food is fine, but it really isn't worth the effort in cooking and cleaning
>>700380314
Lol maybe it began as gravy, but by the time it got to Steve...
Get off 4chan
>>700380757
You're browsing 4chan.
>>700380705
She boiled corn and bought the rest, still looks good though anon. I'm literally eating hot links in a bun, so that's 10x better
Go to Mexico.
>>700380480
Am fat chick: verified.
>>700380583
Oh, fair enough then. Yeah the food in here looks like trash.
>>700380480
>fuck the fattie
No
>>700380872
I'd rather fuck a Taco Bell burrito
>>700380705
Delete this.
How dare you post semi-palatable food in my ylyl thread?
This is what happens when you make it a badge of honor to women to not know how to cook because,"Muh ignoring of gender roles in duh homez"
I am a man and to this day I haven't seen a single woman, girlfriend or otherwise who can cook even nearly on my level, and I'm not really even that great I just know how to make things using fresh ingredients, with the correct spices, and I can operate fucking oven, a grill, and a stovetop. Not really that impressive.
Meanwhile I also do all the heavy lifting and hard shit around the house. Why the fuck did feminism make women so fucking worthless?
>>700380480
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>>700380914
Except fat chicks don't know how to cook. They're too lazy to do fucking dishes so instead they have microwave food and order out.
>>700380708
did she pick the fishes out of the aquarium?
>>700380524
Lol classic lazy vegetarian
>>700380495
Girl needs to learn how to cook quick or its over.
>>700380790
RIP IN PEACE STEVE
>>700380989
>Why the fuck did feminism make women so fucking worthless?
chicks realized men are so desperate to get laid they'll ignore literally everything else negative about a woman, for the one positive: she lets him fuck her
she doesn't have to do anything, no oral or foreplay, just lie there and take his dick sometimes.
>>700378666
this kills the /ck/
irs funny because non of you would ever be able to get a GF let alone complain about her cooking
>>700380840
This is a really standard breakfast.
>>700380914
Tits or gtfo
>>700379312
> badbitchescook
> bitchescookbad
>>700381099
>RIP IN PEACE STEVE
>Rest In Peace In Peace
>>700380482
she burned that piece of shit into charcoal. I would lose my mind if someone handed me that.
>>700380910
This pic fucks me up. I kek evrtim. Got the one with that nig baseball player?
You also need to be able to cook bro as that is how you attract em to yourself thru universal singular consciousness that connects us all and read our thoughts so go on then make yourself a good chef and you will find yourself a good cook ...
>>700381196
newfag
Jesus fucking Christ! I can stand gore, rekt, whatever on /b. But GFs making this kind of food and actually serving it is too much.
Isnt there a basic skill in cooking nowadays anywhere?
>>700380989
My girl cooks great meals everyday. Not fat either and loves to give blow jobs so... I am luck I guess
My gf made me this
>wat do?
>>700381025
>implying she's fat because she's lazy and not because she can't stop eating her own amazing food.
There people girls who are like that but unless your a complete retard you should be able to weed them out way before the dating step. Then again based off of your response you might qualify for the exemption so you can disregard my advice.
>>700381196
Is meme too old or are you too new?
>>700380705
I'd eat this appreciatively knowing it could have been a lot worse.
>>700381025
I have a friend who accidentally gf'd one of these types after it was supposed to be a one night stand, but he couldn't shake her because he has virtually no backbone.
She's the most disgusting cave troll ever. Don't let anyone tell you that fat bitches make up for it in other ways. They are fat for a reason. Because they have zero motivation to get up and actually put work into anything.
>>700381196
it's "RIP in peace in peace" retard
So, it looks like brekkie is standard easy, but every other meal is hard.
Cooking is hard. You read a package, like some piece of chicken. The bag says " heat the skillet on medium high heat"
well is it medium, or is it high? I've never cooked something above medium before, won't it burn?
"check the internal temperature" bitch I don't want to cut into my food and have it drip out into the pan, just tell me the exact temperature I need to set my stupid stove, and then how long to leave it on. If it says "put at 6 for 2 minutes, add meat, flip after 10 minutes, take off 4 minutes later" that would be one thing
>>700381025
If one person cooks the other person does dishes. Still living with parents confirmed.
>>700381196
hows your summer going?
>>700381407
>unless your a complete
you're*
Just hang around cooking classes n you will find kne . Worked for me and I eat like a king bc of it
>>700380872
mexicans age horribly. this is her in 5 years
>>700380708
HAHSHAHAHAHA!
>>700381350
So what's it like to fuck a unicorn?
>>700381597
No, I cook and do the dishes.
Fat bitches don't cook and never learned how because they don't like doing dishes.
>>700380829
This
My last girlfriend I did teach to cook, and she even learned some recipes with ingredients I didn't like.
I blame parents.
I mean before internet I could almost understand, but you can literally search youtube how to prepare any meal.
>>700380705
This is ok. But the theme of the plate is fucking weird. Western food for the most part, followed by what appears to be a sweet chile sauce on rice pilaf (italian pasta) and an egg roll or taquito? Other than that she seems competent unlike the biohazards present in the thread.
>>700378666
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>>700379777
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>>700379879
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>>700380791
ive eaten MREs that probably taste better/ more nutritious than these slobs of horseshit
>>700381744
Thnk you just don't know how to get a women to cook and clean for you .
>>700380557
because you are into scat, you sick faggot!
>>700380482
leap at every pathetic chance you get, faggot.
>>700380455
It was burnt by radiation
>>700378666
hotdogs in cheese?
>>700381846
Dude, MREs are actually pretty good.
>>700381744
>Fat bitches don't cook and never learned how because they don't like doing dishes.
Nah, there are dishwashers you faggot. You can believe what you want, more for me.
>>700381904
Oh shit. I hadn't thought of that. Thanks, Anon.
>>700380705
So basically a Chinese takeout order with a roll and corn?
7/10
>>700380561
Pan-seared lip and asshole in intestine casing?
>>700378666
Gf made these the other night. Not bad, mang
>>700380568
ham, biscuit, cheese potatoes, and mashed potatoes. Would have seconds.
>>700381122
Feminism is just another excuse for already-lazy bitches to continue doing nothing.
>>700382131
Cheese Pizza?
>>700380093
I really don't like people like you
>>700381179
Not camwhoring so doesn't apply. Faggot.
>>700382131
Is that pizza on french bread?
Looks pretty decent actually.
I was hungover and hungry when I entered this thread. Now I feel like vomiting.
>>700380561
If you're going to go through the trouble of butterflying hotdogs you might as well do it right and slather them in BBQ sauce and throw them on the grill.
>>700381729
Boring tbh, grass is always greener thing. But I'm pretty happy overall.
>>700380705
This looks like shit, I'd beat the shit out of my gf if she put this in front of me.
>>700382314
>>700382246
>>700382131
i thought it was lasagna tbh, doesnt look that bad whatever it is though
>>700382340
Well, I like to cut them up with some chili and fries myself
>>700379741
Looks like she put baby shit on rice and tendies.
>>700380791
dank
>>700378666
No point
>>700380093
I'm with you, just married my girl in July and she knows how to cook meals from scratch. It's not that hard.
>>700378666
Any southern white girl, or literally any other race, the rest of them can't cook to save their lives
>>700380593
no that is spray on cheese anona
>>700379571
i'm a lazy piece of shit who will put most cooking down my gullet but fuck that, i'm not a dog
Here's some deep dish pizza I made.
My ex could bake, and make just a few meals.
>>700382276
>i'm a feminist and too ugly to get a girlfriend much less a wife and a family so I don't like traditional family units
>>700381846
MREs are designed to be more nutritious than what most Americans eat.
>>700379638
Same I cook for my gf. I enjoy cooking and her cooking is shit. She does the dishes but yeah she's useless
>>700380482
Here's your favorite, Nigel.
seeing all this food..
Where are you, fridge bro?
>>700382651
Nail on head
>>700382434
>>700382314
First time I've tried it on french bread but damn, would eat again/10
>>700381588
>>700382246
I can't see those words without thinking CP. also a problem when playing Pokemon Go
>>700381055
Compared to the classic shitmeat- eating autists with their abortion plates?
...and checked deviltrips
>>700381710
This is precisely why i want to avoide marrying a hispanic girl.
>>700382313
It's not about cam whoring, I just really like fat chicks.
>>700382791
he died from smoking mold to get high
>>700382131
Red onions on pizza make me sick.
>>700381588
Here's the secret, you don't read the directions because you don't buy prepackaged shit. Jesus christ you people. Actually, if you're complaining about directions on prepackaged food you're probably too stupid to actually cook.
>>700381588
>Medium high heat
Put the fucking thing between high and medium you retard.
>Check the internal temperature
They only tell you to do that shit after the cooking time recipes clearly fucking state. If you can't be assed to cut into the fucking chicken breast you deserve food poisoning.
>>700383020
Devil trips? What the fuck are you talking about you dumb fucking prick.
if her or her parents came from a different country, she probably can cook because most moms want their daughter to be a useful wife
My girl made some top notch fried rice with some good as fuck side dishes not sure what they contained though. No pics but 8/10 meal would eat again. She also makes me breakfast almost everyday, sure it's just sandwiches but that kinda is normal here in Dutchland.
>>700383109
What's your favourite toppings, anon?
>>700383147
>can't be assed
>assed
you mean asked.
>>700382613
Here's a 2nd picture of it. Chicago style, shit weighs like 5lb in the pan even though it's that small, it can feed 3 or 4.
>>700382651
Yup!
>>700383209
this
most modern day american parents suck the penis
>>700381369
Admit that your "gf" is a man.
>>700382577
No dude, southern white girls can't cook for shit anymore either. Especially when they try to pass off Uncle fucking Bens and flavorless pork chops as soul food.
I don't see any bitches who can cook anymore. I guess it's just because I'm poor, and the vast majority of the people I'm around are either middle class and poor, and hardly any of them can cook to save their lives.
Knowing other people that can cook must be an upper class thing I'm just missing out on.
>>700382023
Doesn't matter. Food is going to be stuck on if you cook and just put it in the washer, they do require some semblance of scraping out food first, AND THAT'S JUST IT, FAT BITCHES ARE SO GOD DAMN FAT AND LAZY THEY WON'T DO IT
you'll take your just ran dishes out of the washer and there will still be shit stuck to them. those aren't clean. that's not "doing the dishes". That's half assedly thinking you're contributing to the household.
You're not "doing the laundry" by starting the washer, and having somebody else puts them in the dryer and folds/hangs them up when they're done.
My girl and i both know how to k pretty well, because we're not retarded. Last night she made chicken alfredo with mushroom and avocado. She made the sauce, cooked the chicken, cut the veggies, and served me.
Find a girl who wasn't raised by complete retards, if her mom can cook, ask your girl to get a recipe from her.
>>700380113
the irony is that youre probably a millenial and don't know it. otherwise youre too old to be here.
>>700383292
That looks disgusting. Then again, I hate Chicago style because the point of pizza is the cheese not the fucking sauce.
>>700383417
I can hate people my age.
>>700381369
why is that guy wearing a bra. i'm so confused rn
>>700383147
Why would you cut into your nice piece of chicken you want to look presentable? Why would you slice it up so the juice that's supposed to stay in the chicken just pours out into the pan?
don't like moist chicken?
Sell your soul to satan for a demon sex slave
>>700383517
true. i'm a millennial, I get it.
>>700383442
The entire center of the pizza is cheese dude.
>>700378666
>how do i get a cooking gf?
The only correct answer
>Beat the meat
>>700383274
Depending on the type used, sausage.
If I'm in the mood, ham and pineapple.
Otherwise just regular cheese.
Usually add some garlic powder and red pepper flakes.
>>700383291
I think "cant be assed" is the english term rather than "cant be asked"
Both make no real sense.
>>700380240
And microwaving a frozen waffle is all that impressive?
>>700383355
OH MY GOD THIS.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>700379312
>pan seared
>>700379777
That looks like some yummy chicken permission
>>700383291
>>700383629
Can't be assed to do something is an idiom for Can't be bothered to do something. Most likely it comes from the phrase "Can't be bothered to get off my ass."
>>700383634
Fuck it looks better than every other pic in this goddammed thread
>>700383355
I read the first two words of you're whole paragraph. As I said man, believe what you want, you're wrong ether way. The girl I married is chubby, she cooks, cleans, does basically anything I want sexually.
Life fucking rocks.
>>700383020
Beans and cucumbers on white bread VS hot dog mac n cheese...
You have a point. But at least pickles, right? It's a sandwich!
that looks disgusting. cut hotdogs in an omelet? and it looks like they didnt even saute the onions first.
just turn gay and find qt bf that cooks. men are better cooks and they know how to work a dick
>>700383845
sounds stupid. stay british you loser
>>700383616
Don't encounter many people that enjoy pineapple with pizza as I do. God speed.
>>700380524
who imagined this? who dreamed up this "dish"? what the fuck?
>>700383540
>Why would you cut into your nice piece of chicken you want to look presentable?
>Literally has to follow directions on a package in order to prepare the food
You are one confused nigger aren't you? If you actually need to follow directions on a package than the last thing you need to worry about is present-ability. How about you learn how to cook the damn thing so it taste good first then once you've mastered that you can move onto how it looks.
You're one of these faggots who watches entirely too much food network without realizing the chefs on their have worked years perfecting their craft. Make mistakes you idiot.
>>700378666
not asking /b/ how, and just doing
>>700383050
Lol just popped my titpost cherry for you
>>700384136
Pineapple on pizza is God tier.
Cheese and fruit is transcendent.
>>700380271
Shit looks like beef jerky.
>>700384466
Mmmmmm. I sure would like to suckle on those tits. Not without your consent though ;)
>>700384147
They don't. It's just made up in hopes it will get saved and spread around the Internet.
>>700383954
No better than "can't be asked", you filthy nigger
>>700384593
m'lady
>>700384487
not true. pizza is about cheese, spice, savory.
>>700384466
Noice, this is what I'm talking about. This bitch probably knows how to cook. Tit's like nice but my wife's are bigger.
>>700384621
yours doesn't even make sense. you probably also say "the team are here".
instead of "the team is here".
>>700379112
fuck you, that shit tastes good.
I also cook that sometimes, but no I would never "tweet it" or whatever, that's gay.
>>700384666
My little brother (22) doesn't care for cheese, when he makes homemade pizza he puts very little to no cheese on it.
I on the other hand load like 6 different types of cheese on it.
>>700384466
those are some sloppy disgusting fat ass tits you cow
I do must of the cooking in our house mainly because I want to eat stuff that is recognizable as food and not burnt in some way. my girl does every thing else perfectly but there is like a mental block there when it comes to meal prep. The only thing she can pretty much prepare is a bowl or cereal anything more complicated then that she goes full retard
>>700384666
>Implying savory is better than sweet AND savory
Plebs never know how to handle flavor mixing.
>Not without your consent though ;)
Here's how not to get a gf, OP.
>>700384945
haha
>>700384945
Faggot confirmed.
>>700384983
why would i want to handle something that sucks. i can just avoid it.
>>700384487
You're a disgusting degenerate and you should be shot.
>>700384785
What part of "it's an idiom" do you not understand you neanderthal?
>an expression whose meaning is not predictable from the usual meanings of its constituent elements, as kick the bucket or hang one's head, or from the general grammatical rules of a language, as the table round for the round table, and that is not a constituent of a larger expression of like characteristics.
>>700385137
>>700385141
You faggots probably eat cheddar cheese on crackers like a 5th grader. Pair that shit with a granny smith apple. Thank me later you toddlers.
>>700384945
>>700378666
My wife cooks delicious fucking food every morning and night for me. Fuck, im eating fucking homemade curry chicken salad at work right now for lunch.
>>700384945
I see you like men. This is /b/ so you're in the right place, keep checking other threads you phuckboi.
>>700384487
<<< team cheeseandfruit
>>700378666
Marry a filipino. Dont order one just find some in your country and start dating. They are god tier wife material.
>>700383022
Mexicans are shit tire Latinos
>>700385357
she's probably fucking Bill, the mailman tho
>>700384851
>eats gay food
>calls someone gay
>>700385541
>trying to insult anyone on /b/
>like this
fucking kek
you're a failure gtfo
>>700385584
I can confirm they know how to make a damn fine meal. What you forgot to tell them is 9 out of 10 times they are uglier than a dog. Especially middle aged. Pretty much follows the same rules of mexicans and asians. They all look like old men by the time they're 35.
>>700385344
People like you ruin pizza because you think your tastes are sophisticated and honed. You have no idea of the dynamic nature of savory flavors and why they are completely without need of sweet fruits like pineapple.
God dammit out are a fuck nugget plebeian.
>>700384466
saggy sausage tits.
>>700384970
I bet you're ugly
>>700385612
Nah, she fucks me on a nearly daily basis. You keep telling yourself whatever you need to though brother.
>>700385746
>I do love cock in my mouth, haha
Jesus Christ you're gay.
>>700380093
Cracker: The Post
inb4 nigger, I'm white but holy shit if I were your kid I would commit sudoku mitsubishi
>>700384782
Lets just say, my BF is satisfied.
>>700385834
If they're ugly to begin with sure, but good looking ones barely age. I've fucked 40 year olds who look to be in their 20s. Once we're pushing 50 idgaf
>>700385861
Sophistication has nothing to do with it. Tasting like pure bliss has graced your tongue and given you a tickle on the balls is.
>>700379312
That is fucking disgusting. Clearly, that bitch burns coal.
Fuck I hate seeing this bullshit, I spent my day off yesterday slow-roasting a pork shoulder and turning it into a pulled-pork Shepards Pie with a side of fresh Cole slaw for my Girlfriend and it was not even difficult, just time consuming. If you feed your significant other some shit food then you deserve to find them being fucked by Tyrone.
>>700379626
So expensive! You can't really buy one, but you can rent one.
>>700380495
My stepmom tries to brag about this shit. Congrats, you boiled noodles, threw in some frozen shrimp and dumped a can of alfredo cum sauce all over
>>700380271
>steak
looks like a bat wing
>>700386285
When your standards are low, people are easily satisfied.
>>700382131
>that effort
She must really love you anon
>>700385861
>I'm the one who is superior to you even though I have to eat the same fucking bite of pizza 10 times in order to properly analyze the depth of flavor.
How can you actually believe yourself? You have inferior genes. It takes your senses 10 fucking bites in order to comprehend what the pizza taste like? You share the taste-buds of my grandmother.
>>700379935
It's a fetish.
>>700386061
Democrat leftist SJW hillary bot detected.
>>700386411
Fucking PREACH. Most tards here would probably fuck up a grilled cheese
>>700383020
lol u mad
>>700381710
jajaja, that's kind of true.
>>700386581
SAVAGE
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>>700386498
>Alfredo cum sauce
>>700381846
cool story brah
>>700379571
First of all, why the fucking plastic plate, second of all, why so many corns?? Third of all, could have scrambled them eggs or something instead
holy fuck, i want to look away from all these awful food pics but i JUST CAN'T
>>700378666
Jesus Christ, I am so glad I have a gf that can actually cook. pic related
>>700386411
>pork shoulder
>time consuming
That's the entire point of having pork shoulder. You put it on and get hammered for 8 hours. Why are you complaining?
>>700378666
you lower your standards until you find what you want.
>>700380568
There's nothing wrong with this. Would eat.
>>700384466
noice
>>700381846
I hope so, if you're a soldier you actually need the nutrients
>>700380214
WTF is that shit? The scrapings off of the bottom of a sewer?
>>700386950
That meat looks fucking tasty.
>>700380705
>Chinese takeout with corn and a biscuit.
KYS
Y
S
>>700379571
We'll at least he's met his daily requirement of yellow for the week.
This thread is fucking hilarious
>>700387202
>his daily requirement of yellow for the week.
kek
>>700385880
Lol not inb4 fat bro! I called that myself!
>>700386950
>gas stove
I wish I could be master race. Can't afford to install gas.
>>700386757
You're the one having to throw fucking pineapple of all things, the most flavor hiding fruit there is, onto your pizza because you can't taste the subtle nuances within well prepared meats, cheeses, and vegetables. No, you need the retard strong flavor of god damn pineapple before you can taste your pizza. If I eat ten bites, then in comparison you would have to dump a truckload of pizza into your cavernous face to taste anything. Shut up. You know nothing.
>>700381369
What wrong with this man?
>>700387175
Thanks. I took a page from Hank Hill and go to the hippie organic food store (Fairway Market) to get the steaks fresh cut from their butcher.
>>700387158
>Beans touching lobster
I can't remember the last time I vomited in my mouth.
>>700380480
Fat chicks suck!
>>700378666
just get into anime.
This thread hurts me,
I've just eaten an omelette I made in about 15 minutes that would trash the bullshit in this thread
>tfw poor
I just ate 2 tortilla shells with vegetable cream cheese.
>>700386976
I'm not complaining nigger, I love cooking I just hate people who are lazy and microwave hot dogs for dinner and still manage to fuck it up
>>700387297
Your BF is satisfied but you're showing your tits to strangers online. Not complaining, however, your BF should expect to be cucked.
>>700380989
This is exactly my experience. I am a far better cook than any girl I've dated and in fact generally have to teach them how to do basic shit
>>700380113
>I fucking hate millenials, how can you not know how to cook proper food, for fuck sakes, I haven't eaten a hotdog since I was in jail.
Well, and I fucking hate the generation that couldn't be bothered to teach the millenials anything useful
>>700387421
He has HIV
>>700380482
No idea what that shit is. It's not black angus, unless she used it already, then shat it out. We have the best fucking steak anywhere, eurofag!
>>700380214
Lobster and beans? This actually made me laugh
>>700384593
whoa
>>700380271
Jesus christ...that steak looks like a life-long smokers lung and american cheese on a potato? Def canned green beans too jesus you fuckin americfats...
>>700387484
More for me fag
>>700383292
Fucking disgusting. That's nowhere close to pizza. It's a casserole faggot.
Jesus fucking christ... does this people know what healthy food is? Who eat that kind of shit?
Disgusting.
>>700386950
>Broken sauce
>Knows how to cook
>>700387594
Ya, I knew a girl who was so stupid she burned water.
Left the fucking thing on to boil and forgot about it.
Guy a knew actually wifed her, people are fucking stupid.
>>700380568
Where'd you hide the eggs?
>>700387780
>that steak looks like a life-long smokers lung
I would have said jerky but yours made me lol
>>700380583
>40 minute including dishes
I wish I had the time that you have, your life must be glorious
>>700379112
ya this is wut im tryna figure out like the guy just threw 2 ingredients into a pan and then twitters his friends that he's such a good boyfriend or something? what the fuck man
>>700378666
Go to a cooking class and start from there?
>>700387320
When I bought this house it was shot. Shit was built in the 1920s, nothing done to it since. Stayed with my parents while I spent a year redoing the house everyday after work. All plumbing, electric, sheetrock and tiling I did myself with the help of a few friends and youtube. It's not too hard to put gas in if you have already have a line going to your house.
>>700386950
Im jelly of your gas stove
>>700387297
That hot pink nipple...mmmmm
>>700381977
Uh, maybe if you've been sleeping in the jungle for a week or something, but compared to real food, they suck. I used to just take the chemical heater and give the food away, at least that's useful for something.
>>700388061
>I wish I had the time that you have, your life must be glorious
Implying you can't make a delicious home-cooked meal in 20 minutes or less.
>>700386498
Kek
>>700380705
We need pics of your GF, before we can possibly be jelly of anything. Some land whales can cook. How else do they get to be that big?
>>700381588
What is a meat thermometer?
>>700384983
try olive and pineapple its breddy good.
>>700382552
almost anyone "could" do it, it's just that most are too fucking apathetic and lazy to be bothered, it's kinda sad most would rather spend an extra 30mins on facebook or youtube than they would preparing quality meals each day
>>700380495
this shit *cant* be real .. r-right?
>>700388131
>already have a line going to your house
That's my problem. $3,000+ just to bury the line.
>>700388270
Just place a cock in your ass and he will tell your temperature
>>700387630
Not all my posts, but you right tho. What am I doing with my life? I'm a good cook with...tits. It's 2:30 on my day off! I'm outta here, but thanks for the keks /b/ros! Thread is boss.
>>700381846
Don't you have VA handouts to be collecting? Or are you merely killing time before your ptsd suicide attempt starts?
>>700379812
Wtf...this is bait...
>>700380757
why th-thanks hon... you didn't have to make me dinner again. i mean, i just ate yesterday.
>>700388220
yes you can, but that's not the point
>>700388388
Post more of those titties mam
>>700383118
To be fair though, most people don't know the internal temps they're supposed to cook food to, but i guess after getting sick a few times people will learn to over cook their shit, or get a meat thermometer and use google
>>700380480
People who are fat probably eat like shit, hence why they are fat fucks.
>>700388388
>Implying there is anywhere else to be at 2:30 on a day off.
>>700381369
Eat it!
>>700380524
if i came home from a hard days work and saw that my wife had cooked me this, i'd literally beat her ass
>>700381710
Yes, and they get fat as fuck too. So do whites. Blacks and Asians are not as bad, but all bitches age bad.
>>700388388
>Droopy tits incoming
>>700388352
Ohh yeah. That's rough, worst part is that it's gotta come in through the front of the house so you can't try to save money by digging the trench yourself or the town will see what you're doing. Gas is totally worth it though, we tried cooking a turkey in an electric oven one time. What a piece of shit those are.
