There is something in your closet, anon. It watches while you sleep. Tonight will be the night it gets you, unless you post in this thread.
Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
Joke's on you OP, i don't even have a closet.
Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
>>700368005
Fuck that noise
Not risking that shit
That shit scary
>>700368005
WHY SO MANY MONSTERS WANT TO KILL ME TODAY
lmao I dont have a closet. I have my clothes on the floor, I clearly lost all fucks.
Ohh balls
>>700368005
>There is something in your closet, anon. It watches while you sleep.
OH FUCK MY CATS ARE CHASING IT AROUND THE HOUSE FUCK MY FAVORITE LAMP NOW THEY'VE CORNERED IT SHIT JESUS THEY'RE RIPPING IT TO GODDAMNED SHREDS IT'S TRYING TO GET OUT THE DOOR BUT THEY'VE GNAWED ITS LEGS OFF What were you saying, OP?
Come, I welcome death.
But I will not go down without a fight.
I'll beat it to death with my nigger whopping sjambok.
>>700368005
Been to Iraq 3 times and Afghanistan twice.
"Monster in the closet"
Lol, go fuck yourself, you fucking pussies.
>>700368005
Man, I can't wait to see the look on his stupid face when him and Yoshida show up to kill me at the same time.
>>700368005
Nope
>>700368005
how about you go fuck yourself
Keepin my ass safe
boop
>>700368005
please kill me.
>>700368005
gimmie dat closet crackhead pussy gurl.
>>700368005
>Tonight will be the night it gets you,
And does what to me?
you little cunt
>>700369153
rape
>>700368182
>>700368295
chad vs the grudge
>>700368005
Sup.
>>700369215
oh no.
me btw.
I'll post but you better not be doing shit to the pokemon cards in my shoeboxes you fucking moist whore, or I'm going to shit so much righteous fury upon you that even a space marine will tell me to calm down.
>>700369001
>12 year old trying to act tough
I will sleep in my closet tonight.
>>700368005
>Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
Also you must not get enough attention at home if you're going out of your way to do this.
>>700370225
Welcome to 4chan.
Nigger
SQUARE UP NIGGA
But please
tittes
Safe
bitch
>>700368005
Oh shit
>>700368005
Joke's on you, I don't have a closet!
I don't have a closet so does this work
>>700368005
That's nice. I'm feeling lonely y'know.
>>700368005
kek
pls
>>700368005
well it needs to get ready for lead in it's head
>>700368005
I'll be waiting
>>700368005
It can try I guess, but it's saturday and I plan on getting fucked up tonight so I'll probably just netflix and chill with it.
Hell naw
>>700368005
Screw you
Kys
>>700368005
Pls no spooks
fine
>>700368005
I would be shocked if anything could even fit into my closet, my closet literally looks like this picture, I have to prop chairs up against it so the door won't bust open.
safe
waiting
Sup faggots
Since this thread is going absolutely nowhere anyway here's an unrelated question
I'm looking to buy a new phone that's pretty cheap because I'm basically as broke as a human being can possibly be
Right now I'm thinking Acer Liquid Zest Plus for 200 euros
Tell me I'm a retard for picking an Acer phone and give me suggestions for better phones in that price range
Thanks in advance m8
>>700368005
oh no, my gun safe is in there!
good thing i keep my shotgun and 1911 next to my bed
Bring it
I'm gonna wreck dat pussy
sure
I'd rape the shit out of her
>>700368005
fuck no
wait i dont have a closet
>>700368005
Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
>>700368005
Oh boy
KEK
>>700368005
Ok dad
Imma fuck u up bitch nigger
safe
>>700368005
I don't have a closet?
sheeeeeit
That's just my sister. Don't let that slut out I'm going to rape her later!
>>700368005
does that mean I'm not alone anymore? :)
No u
o no
if it's got tits and a dick it can come out.
Kys op
>>700368005
I don't have a closet though
>>700368005
It's the op, he'll never come out.
>>700368005
free bj
>>700368005
why op
>>700368005
Fuk
:^)
>>700368005
coolio
Pls no pt 2
>>700368005
fuck you OP
>>700368005
I dont have a closet
tom cruise?
PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE. THIS IS OF THE UPMOST IMPORTANCE. If you see a thread with a scary looking asian woman named Yoshida Matsuro, GET OFF THE INTERNET FOR AT LEAST 24 HOURS. Posting in the thread does not help. Once you've seen her face you have been marked. She cannot get you if you are not connected to the Internet, and she can only get to you at 3:37 AM. The curse only lasts 24 hours, but you cannot be on the Internet during that time.
Stay safe, family.
> rape
>>700368005
Posting
Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
Monster better btfu
>>700368005
cunt
>>700371869
What are you talking about? You have been in it your entire life.
broadsword fighter
Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
>>700368005
stop with the creepy shit
>>700368005
Fuck off with these threads
>>700368005
Jokes on u faggot, I dont have a closet
please op make it go away op
I will just take my changes. I'm anxious to see what's in there.
>>700368005
Is this from a movie or just a random image?
I'd fucking kill it for ruining a day off
>>700368005
I don't need that
>>700368005
fk u
>>700368005
joke's on you. the only thing in my closet is me.
nope
VAGINA
Finally some company
Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
Fuck off norman fag
>>700368005
Noice
shiiii
>>700369924
I like your moxie kid
> mfw i don't have a closet
..
Ok
niggerino
bahp
Pffffffft. Nice try fam
>>700368005
i dont have a closet
>>700368005
Y U DO DIS OP???
fuck you faggot
>>700368005
cancer
ust fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
gg
This is the super guardian nigger, he will protect you from everything that wants to harm you. He will now be always on your side.
>>700368005
You will rot in hell for being an ashole.
Sorry.
God
>>700368005
hmm
>>700368005
im homeless
>>700368005
I'm lonely, and she looks friendly.
>>700368005
Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
>>700368005
Fine.
>>700369276
Someone should make this movie
fuck you op
OK PLS DONT HURT ME
fuck
>>700368005
fuck
shitniggerwhatthefuck
>>700368005
fuck you
Y u do dis doe?....
>>700368005
Don't attack pls
spooper
Why doesn't it just come out now? Fucking pussy
2 questions:
1. Is it a woman?
2. If so, does she do anal?
>>700368005
No thx
>>700368005
It watches most of us jerk off to bangbus porn ? that creepy thing.
Right
sick dick
>>700368840
This
>>700378847
this
hell no
Jokes on you, I don't have a closet...
If i ever find you, ur gonna wish that thing got you instead of me
yeah well you tell that thing its a nigger
I'd like to see it try.
>>700378902
this and kek
>>700377930
Thanks <3
fuck this
Boy it's a good thing I have a weapon
>>700368005
don't have a closet, faggot. keep my clothes folded on an armchair
fd
will it suck ma dick?
This is the new cancer of /b/? Wew.
Please no.
>>700368005
Nigger
Heheheh
I dont own a closet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUIHjPwmZ8k
>>700368005
fuck me. why did i even bother fucking reading it.
K
>>700368005
I'd fuck it.
Guys this is my first ever night alone in my room usually my bro is there now I'm scared to death it's 12 am here I'm in India guys pls help me
>>700369001
wew
>>700368005
fuck off
>>700368005
fine
Stoned and afraid
I have no closet
>>700368005
But I don't have a closet.
>>700368005
okkk
don't have a closet so dunno why im even posting
>>700380320
I love you, immunity cat
>>700368005
That's the most low res monster i've ever seen. I hope it can watch me while it sleeps.
I will be spreading my ass for it. Finally I can lose my virginity!
>>700368005
dont kill me pls
Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
>>700380320
:I love you immunity cat"
>>700380320
I guess nobody knows it but Immunity Cat lives in your closet once you gain it's protection. Fucking dumbasses.
>>700368005
Joke's on you. I don't have a closet
Ha, I don't even have a house to live in!
>>700380475
hahahha
>>700368005
fuckkk
:(
>>700368005
tits
>>700368005
And what if I don't post?
>>700368005
Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
>>700368182
>>700368295
>>700368542
>>700368636
>>700368669
>If it wants to fucking figh it should just come out and square the fuck UP.
wow? is this my ex? cause you sound just like him!
Tim? Is that you?
Posting
come at me bro
Niggerfuckeick
>>700369215
oh shit. well come on then!
Whatever
Faggot
Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
o hello
I love you immunity cat
Feel no fear /b/rethen
El Gulli the god of cocks lays his blessings all over you.
All hail El Gulli!
If dubs then it gets to try.
Fucking dick
I don't have s closet
cool
Nigger
https://www.wattpad.com/user/MostlyHetero
You guys can't handle Michael and the Sex Goblin, Darius, or The Robbery. READ.
It was an elephant. Thank you trump.
I'd rather sleep tonight
>>700368005
Same
Fucker
>>700368005
Lol i dont even have a closet where i sleep
Lucky for me I don't have a closet
Fuck you OP
nooooo
>>700368005
fuck off
y
>>700368005
What am I? A nigger? A Native American?
Supernatural shit isn't dangerous for white people, dumbass.
yttru-(uuzu
>>700368005
Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
Sorry but i'm not 10 years old so i'll sleep easy tonight
Posting , aint taking risks fam
>>700382575
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>700368005
yeah the chupacabra lives in my cupboard
Damn
>>700368182
>Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
please no, im so scared rn ;_;
Not taking chances
>>700368005
....fine. I don't have anything in there now, but there was something at my old house when I was a kid.
ok
fite me cunt
Fuck ...monsters again ain't gonna risk it anon .... Yeah posted now my shit is safe
ya
Fine
>>700382657
Top bantz
>>700368005
Joke's on you, faggot. I don't have a closet
fml
>>700369001
cleaning toilets is cleaning toilets, regardless of country
its ok if my mother dies, but a monster? Hell no.
Im safe
Jokes on you faggot i sleep in the closet
>>700383370
kek
nig
>>700368005
fuck you
cool
>>700368005
>Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
>>700368005
So I'm going to be gotten by a giraffe wizard?
Hmm
>>700368005
Suck a dick faggot
>>700368005
Ok, so the threads finally evolved
>>700368005
But my something is a hot ass ghost.
my dubs kill all these faggots so /b/ can sleep easy
kljh
>>700368005
fuck you
>>700368005
my closet is fucking tiny
fu
>>700368005
Alright
k
>>700368005
Wow really? I'm glad because Its my dream to kill and torture a person. Because if it's already dead and moving, I get to enjoy slicing her head and fuck it, cut her boobs and feed it to my dog, then put some gasoline on her and set her on fire, ah maybe stab her over and over till my heart's content, etc. It's so much fun. Anyway I hope it's true because I want a to give her a proper welcome in where I don't look like a psychopath
>>700368005
I dont have a closet.
>>700385417
yes you do it's a ghost closet.
>>700368005
Damn dude
>>700368005
nooo
Yee
>>700368005
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>700368005
Jeez louis.
What if i masturbate in front of it? I think that any kind of ghost/monster would get weirded out unless it's the ghost of a slut
m
>>700368005
Why does the monster already in my closet have my dad's cock?
Oo these are getting more creative
Looks like I'm fucked.
>>700368005
What a summerfag
http://www.strawpoll.me/11034966
??
fuck that
