What do /b/?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What do /b/?
>>710913992
Join internet, and blame the others genders.
>>710913992
Freak the fuck out because I've somehow changed into a woman in a single night.
I would probably just masturbate all day.
flickthebean.jpg
>>710914101
This
Masturbation is the only correct answer
>>710913992
post tits on 4chan
I'll be worried. How did I switch from AH-64 Apache to Mi-24 Hind ?
>>710913992
Masturbate and lez out
Celebrate cuz life just turned easy mode.
Wipe back to front and end up with shit in new vag
Head to the nearest bar and find out what it's like to drink for free the whole night and then have sex with whoever I like.
Make tons of porn of myself, then watch it when I'm a man again.
Finally be happy
Start making solo porn for cash. Eventually involve other girls.
Freak out, calm down, realize i need new clothes and shit, dont know about female sizes so freak out again, to about my business
Masturbate profusely
Fuck a few bitches with my new dick and get into several fights to claim dominance over my peers.
>>710914721
You're assuming you'll be attractive enough to make money and get other girls in on it.
Think without logic or reasoning
Order a clit pump.
>>710913992
Scream patriarchy, vote for hillary and kill myself for being a disgusting fem
>>710913992
Be relatively calm, until it comes time to finally text my evangelist girlfriend and tell her the news.
Please, Someone, write out a script for both ends of that uncomfortable conversation, please.
>>710914939
literally the only /b/itch in this thread wtf
get gender reassignment surgery
get out of bed. What an easy riddle.
>>710913992
Get drunk for free and fucked every weekend.
>>710913992
i'd start researching genders. so many possibilities here.
>>710914161
Before dealing with all the problems that would arise, I would just lock myself up in my apartment and do that too.
>>710913992
Learn the difference between sex and gender.
>>710914939
Good luck getting laid, it isn't easy.
>>710915270
You think it's that easy? What if you wake up as a 1-3?
>>710914276
if there's no going back: suicide
>>710915395
is none, faggot
>>710915555
quads speak the truth.
See what a female orgasm feels like
coordinate and participate in the biggest non-porn lesbian orgy possible
>>710915555
Quads of truth
>>710915555
quads speaks the truth
>>710913992
Make £1000 in a day and buy a coat hanger.
>>710913992
>spend four hours getting ready for work
>burn my breakfast because I was too busy trying to snapchat my cooking prowess
>forget to feed and walk my dogs
>hit my trashcan leaving my driveway
>arrive at work thirty minus late because I stopped for coffee along the way
>>710914939
That's not how it works. Ugly bitches have it easier than dudes when it comes to getting laid.
>>710913992
Hit my lesbian friends.
>>710913992
Hit on everyone.
Everyone.
Except Chuck. Chuck can go fuck himself.
>>710915395
The difference is, you can have as much sex as you want, but there are only two genders.
Remember the difference between gender and sex and then continue identifying as a man as always.
>>710914689
yea, finally be comfortable in my body
>>710914984
Looking at my sisters and myself now, I'll at least be skinny and probably have perky tits
>>710913992
Do as i always do live my life on autopilot
>>710913992
I'm nonbinary so... I will become non-nonbinary?
>>710913992
grow a dick
>>710915945
You would still be a fat fuck
complain about the patriarchy
>>710916175
/thread
>>710914161
Anyone who says that this isn't the FIRST thing they'd do id a fucking liar
>>710914939
>thinks getting laid as a guy is as easy as it is for women
fuck you bitch, you have NO idea. Femfags spend all their time henpicking, teasing, and generally being tricky pieces of shit. Flirting as a guy isn't as easy as finding someone you find attractive and saying "fuck me, bitch" and then getting it.
>>710916194
im actually unhealthily skinny, i only eat once a day
>>710913992
Did this twat waffle delete my reply?
>>710916443
>newfag
>>710916554
Not new to 4chan. Just new to posting
half of the thread would have dicks immediately
fags
>>710916443
How old are you (in anon ages)
>>710916732
lurklord
Kick myself for not early-voting, since I doubt they'd accept a woman whose ID says "Michael" and has a picture with a beard without better documentation. Then masturbate.
>>710913992
Shopping!! :3
I don't know. Let's ask a feminist.
>>710916554
>can't greentext properly
>calls others newfags
>>710916732
bullshit. lurk moar, faggot.
>>710913992
I would:
Exit Tumblr.
>>710913992
healthy breakfast as usual
core and leg toning workout
go buy baiting clothing
start using men to get/buy me crap so i dont have to
see how many of them i can sucker into paying for my shit
find rich one
play perfect wife for three years
divorce
get half and alimony
rinse repeat win.
-sex is weapon
-marriage is weapon
-getting paid and getting by is only method.
>>710916797
>>710916837
2008 and yes i am.
>>710916853
This, I would need more appropriate clothes
>>710916162
No, you'll become the opposite of your REAL gender rather than your ridiculous fake non-binary crap.
>>710916898
theres many uses for greentext retard
>Masturbate
>Post pics on /b/
>Get laid super fucking easy
Is there anything else really?
>>710913992
1. Masturbate
2. Fuck every guy I see
3: Hope I turn back into a man
4. Probably get preggo
5. Kill myself
>>710917104
>being this new
Not even him but please just stop, you are embarrassing yourself.
>>710917114
When you masturbate too much, your dick won't be happily risen from the dead afterwards.
>>710913992
I finally have an excuse to just leave and be a hobo.
>call up my friends
>ask the girls if we can fuck
>tell the guys to suck my now nonexistant dick
>go to craigslist
>find dude to suck off
>live life having sex all the time
>die happy
>>710917347
What
>>710913992
check my privilege and adjust my pronouns
Make easy money/get gaming stuff for free
>>710917460
Did you just assumed my gender?!
I'd try to come up with an explanation to everyone for why i suddenly woke up with boobs. I'd then probably hit on my best friend.
>>710913992
would i be as fugly as im now or in some way generally good looking?
would i still think like im now or would i think like the changed gender?
>>710916443
Was yours the one about the cucumbers? Because I was just looking for that one and it's gone. I didn't do it. I actually screenshotted it to share because it was funny af.
>>710915140
>Hey anonette
>I have something to tell you
>>What's wrong?
>I have a pussy now
>>...
>>Is this a joke?
>No
>>Pics or it didn't happen
>(pusspic.jpg)
>>What the fuck
Become a slutty lesbian.
I'd go get some dick
>>710917559
Same genes, just as if you were born a the oposite gender from the same parents. You'd still be ugly and fat.
>>710917653
>Anonette
Oh, this is far gone oldfags.
SadHitlerTheEmperor.jpg
>>710913992
Sell used panties for neetbux.
>>710914238
Please become a woman!!
>>710917581
No, it was a little later than that. It was about screaming patriarchy and voting for hillary. YA know, the immature shinanagins.
>>710913992
masturbate
I'd finally find out what the male orgasm feels like
And how they sit down
>>710914411
Wut
I would become a woman and get everything for free
>>710914992
This
>>710916162
when the fuck did it get acceptable to speak like a tumblr faggot on /b/? and don't say this is bait, i can tell it's real by the pixels.
>>710916421
Hey me too, that's pretty cool
Does the thought of eating disgust you most of the time?
>>710917922
they are feel boring
>>710917792
Wut?
>>710913992
Go find the nearest guy and let him fuck me until he shoots his hot load into my cum-craving womb. Then my stomach will grow with his spawn, and I will be a wonderful mother to the stranger's child making my womb bulge bigger and bigger by the day.
By the third trimester, I'll find the guy and force him into a marriage, and we'll have so many kids.
>>710918106
i just have no appetite
>>710918068
See what happened?
Everything is pretty messed up.
>>710914689
>>710915945
yeah id attention seek on the internet too
>>710913992
Masturbate in front of mirror.
Repeat.
Take vids of nude self, self masturbating, etc to watch later in case I switch back.
Also could be used for catfishing if I switch back.
>>710918137
Did you just assumed my gender?!
>>710918068
>i can tell it's real by the pixels
>>710918261
what are you talking about
being content has nothing to do with attention seeking
>>710913992
Take pictures of myself in different sexy positions.
If and when I change back to my original, I'll have some OC to whack my gak to.
>>710915555
Holy shit why have so little people noticed this?!?!
play w genitals like every morning but wonder why i'm in the kitchen this time
>>710918341
Put this on a gore thread
>>710913992
Rub my nipples.
>>710918395
You don't notice God
>>710913992
Sign up for porn so can get my vagina fucked by Bruce Venture, Tyler Nixon, Jay Smooth and Johnny Castle. No homo.
>>710915852
Based anon, you are also mynooga!
>>710915555
>>710915555
>>710915555
Wut...
>>710918347
It would if you wanted to be happy as a woman.
>>710918524
Wut
>>710917889
Saw that one too. I didn't delete any.
>>710918614
New here?
>>710917791
so i would be a giant ugly hag.
sadly i do not know if i would start thinking like a dumb cunt. if so i would probably marry some nigger to reproduce and gain some sort of safety?
if i would still think like a man i would get a career in some sport? lifting, fighting... i've done both and know women aren't capeball of shit. maybe im lucky and gain some fame make some money?
>>710915459
90 percent of woman are fuckable cmon really
>>710913992
Fuck every single anon on 4chan and deprive the world from future wizards to come, thus becoming death destroyer of worlds
>>710918641
fuck you
>>710918676
Oh look kids! Another original kewl syntax
>>710913992
Take pics of boobs and pussy
>masturbate all day
>pray that this condition is temporary
>>710914939
hahah
>fuck a few bitches
good luck....women only want two things
1.Money
2.Brad Pitt looks
Doesn't matter how average, ugly or hot the girl is. How poor, rich she is either.
Millennial Women have the mental maturity of a 5 year old and the responsibilities of a child in western society.
>>710918763
You got pretty low standards dude, this is sad
>>710915555
Quads de la verdad checked from Spain
>first thing i do
buy a vibrator
become sjw femnazi
>>710918322
N-no...
>>710918942
>Growing up with no silver spoon
>25
Truly, money is the important part
>>710918965
hi underaged newfag virgin
when you grow up you should look back at this post and face palm yourself
looks arent everything
>they fade very quickly
the fattest, ugliest girl in the room can be the most enjoyable person to be around and infect you with slam piggy thoughts
>>710915446
>>710918942
>>710915713
>>710916306
AmeriFAT detected XD
Imagine seeing the transformation.
Clit grows big, grows skin, ovaries(I think) come out and become balls and the hole seals.
Dick gets circumcised (l'chaim!), but all the skin comes off and your dick gets small, the balls rip from the middle and go inside you while leaving a hole.
Also, you either get or lose breast and get other things.
>>710919171
Are you saying gender "wut" does not exist?
>>710919318
im 942
>6'3
>268 lbs
>18lbs overweight for my frame
youre technically right :(
nigger.
>>710913992
The exact same thing I do every morning, make coffee, take a piss then go out for a smoke while my brain finishes booting up.
>>710919247
I don't care, had fun with the hot ones. You should grow up and face this miserable masked party as a man
>>710918989
faggot
>>710919514
>You should grow up and face this miserable masked party as a man
what?
>>710919318
Wrong. I'm neither American nor fat. I'm merely pissed off by girls who try to flirt with me but are doing it just because they're fucking faggots and not because they're actually interested.
>>710916306
Actually it kinda is, you just get a higher rejection ratio.
Everyone likes to fuck though, you just have to catch someone when they're in the right mood.
>>710914939
oh god how rude of us /b/tards
where are our manners
TITS OR GTFO
>pic related
>>710919691
Don't put your mind on this too deep dude
>>710919355
Did you just assume my thesis?!
>>710913992
helicopter dick
>>710919906
That's gold, kudos
>>710914332
What if you're still ugly? Would it still be easy then?
>>710913992
set up the cam-slut accounts and start making money
Become gay.
>>710913992
think about all the tumblr snowflakes that would freak the fuck out that they are completely full of shit and that there is only two genders
Look at drivers license. If it changed too then maybe I was always an unstable crazy chick. Check bathroom for time of the month heavy tampons. Look for meds.
>>710919894
Can we get a dump of this chicks pics?
>>710913992
how long is my gender switched? am i hot?
>>710919780
not that anon but
youre full of horse crap
the ugliest women in the world can get any man walking down the street to fuck her by just asking for it
90% of men will fuck anything with a hole...4chan shouldve taught u this by now
>dogs
>cats
>chickens
>sneks
>fish
>alligators
>sharks
>cows
>horses
>pigs
>corpses
>guns
>socks
>shirts
>pants
>dolphins
>rabbits
>deers
>octapai
literally, the list can go on for eternity...all posted here
>>710920075
I would give a lot of money to record such moments
>>710920124
Just saw it the other day, haven't searched yet, maybe tomorrow I'll find some sauce
>>710919894
i still have no clue what youre talking about
>>710919780
>you just get a higher rejection ratio.
That literally means it's not as easy, faggot.
>>710920301
kseniya belousova
I just searched it. She fine
>>710913992
Get out of bed
>>710920192
right?
>>710920438
That looks are important.
7+
>>710918989
kys
Where to begin?
>Freak out
>play with tits for an hour even if flat as a board
>ask if someone knows what in the name of Fuck(TM) just happened
>play with tits again
>if it's "That time of the month" do graffiti with blood, put on tampon and walk away
>feel what it's like to be infantilized and overprotected by the media
>wreck a thirsty beta's dream to see if there was something to it, and to know what it's like on the other side of the situation
>play with tits again
>FuckYeah.jpg
>>710915869
There is no diference
Sage
>>710914076
Would changing gender necessarily make you retarded? I always thought it was the other way around.
>>710920532
Nice..
>>710920581
Truly
>>710919894
Shes a nigger lover
>>710915555
Thanks for setting that faggot straight mighty quads'
Is tru!
>>710919799
>tits or gtfo
>femanon didn't even state she was a femanon or made a big deal about it
please kill yourself
>>710913992
But there is like 87 genders so which gender would you switch into.
>>710920809
Who cares, she's hot
>>710920941
Found the cuck.
Run for president
>>710920937
You forgot the decimals
Topkek dude
>>710920637
what the fuck does 7+ mean?
fucking weirdo
also, looks dont matter. youre just a shallow piece of shit
how somebody makes you feel means more than looks
>>710921002
You're missing the point, focus
>>710913992
Figure out how in the hell my gender changed. Upon failing to come to a logical conclusion, go about my day as normal as possible. Afterward, go home, shower and masturbate furiously. Finally eat pizza and play vidya until I pass out.
>>710913992
masticate
come on, most important meal of the day
>>710921089
You're making me feel godly, still won't fuck you
i'd immediately dress in latex, oil myself up and masturbate until i died
enjoy my female privilege
and fap even though it's no fap november
>>710917559
lol transmen
why would you destroy something so beautiful to be a pig like the rest of us?!
>>710918068
>Still being part of the patriarchy on 4chan
Really? This is triggering
>>710921487
Trigger yourself to death
>>710918322
Yes, becuase gender = sex, you ignorant
>>710921602
Dude, you're missing the point
>>710919711
I'm French, male and 75kg for 1m73, was like really good looking in my 17, never got laid by thoses bitch because I wasn't this popular fucker who have 2 braincell.
Still got laid by tricking them in thinking I was more than I am tho, bitches are dumb like a rock. (and clever grils end their lives solo with lots of cats)
>>710920018
Yes, it be easier than being a guy
Where's the gore.
>>710921785
>and clever grils end their lives solo with lots of cats
i think the cool thing to do now is have a dog but treat it like a child
>>710917653
I don't feel like there's enough discomfort in this playout. Try again, this time making it evident that this isn't an easy course of action to go through.
>>710921986
Cool story, amazing atmosphere
>>710913992
Go back to sleep
>>710913992
Come out to my parents as gay.
>>710920132
Are you hot as your actual gender
>>710920547
Underrated
There's only two genders.
Simple stuff
Ummm, get out of bed.
I don't know, probably stare at myself and go wherever.
>>710913992
Probably start nagging all the fucking time.
Lose all of my skills/abilities/intelligence.
Get men around me to do anything that requires effort.
Pretend I'm a fucking goddess even though I'm too ashamed to leave the house without covering my face in makeup.
Pretend to be smarter than the opposite sex despite historical facts, lack of reason/logic, or anything else that proves otherwise.
-typical girl things.
>>710920937
Genders:
Male
Female
Everything else is bullshit and was never supported by biology
>>710913992
Wake up and find that I now have a vagina.
> First I would snail trail everything.
> Then Id run outside and find the first male I see and impress him with all the male stuff I know.
> Then Id run to the first female I see and impress her with all the male stuff I know.
helicopter new dick
>>710922801
He's sarcastic, dude
>>710921595
OMG THAT SO OFFENSIVE
>>710922959
Caps are offensive to me
>>710922959
Are we offensive to each other?
Are we bad people?
>>710923038
>>710922898
In 4chan you are never sure if someone is ironic or simply stupid
>>710918261
It'd make me happy, I can live without it though. It's not that huge of a deal, didn't mean to be an attention seeking fag.
>>710914528
Who said that happens?
SHOVE A FAT DICK IN MY PUSSY
>>710914161
Came to post this. Probably in front of a mirror too.
>>710923145
And in 4chan, nobody can hear you cry
Gender fluidity is not a fucking JOKE!
you should all be ashamed of /b/ for your hurtful posts. Don't you realize my sister killed herself when nobody wanted to accept that she was FEMALE? !? She was taking hormone pills and started going by "rebecca" (her name before that was robert).
>>710913992
Realize that most guys think they're innately superior to everything, then make fun of their tiny dicks to bring them down a notch
>>710923145
Well, I am stupid, like, I don't get triggered, etc
>>710923257
cool story bro
>>710913992
Wonder where the fuck the good fortune came from.
>>710923249
Truly
>>710915555
Fuck the quads, anon speaks the truth
>>710923358
She now has such low self-esteem, she doesn't even come out of her grave to eat anymore.
>>710914238
You're the mvp
>>710923257
>inb4 b8
If someone is seriously killing themselves over what other people say, then good. people as mentally unstable as that shouldn't be allowed to breed.
>>710923257
Sauce and this is globally accepted as fact
>>710923471
need another (You)? keep posting faggot
>>710913992
Probably find a way to sneak out of the house or I'll have a lot of awkward questions to answer.
>>710915555
This.
>>710921222
>checked
also, im not gay so why would i want a man to fuck my tight little asshole???
faggot
>>710923257
>>710923532
get back to 9gag you fucking faggot
>>710923595
>>710923593
>>710923560
woahhh so many triggered bitches.
>>710923694
Well, I guess we agree then
>>710923757
another triggered bitch.
>>710923257
Good riddence to bad trash
>>710923764
I HAVE A PENIS!!!
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
_
I'm only as "triggered" as you read into it.
continue on with life as a female
get semi decent gainz
be hot
be a respectable human
allow myself to be oppressed my the patriarchy, as is my job as a female
spend all time in kitchen
fucked every night and morning by husband
be good oppressed maid-slave
die
go to heaven
give god an oppressive blowjob
now am fucked at all times by god
life is good
god's cock is better
>>710923764
>560
Did you even read the entire post?
>>710913992
Biggest. Object. In. Vajina.
>>710923257
He didn't deserve to live anyways, we are happy about his death, how about you go next?
>>710923997
I read your entire mom last night. BUUUURRRRN
>>710924027
*She
*her
:o)
>>710924000
This man knows what's up.
>>710924084
This is, pure garbage
>>710924084
play with my fancy new penis
>>710923257
>>710914276
>>710923257
>rebecca
>not roberta
what the actual fuck is wrong with your whole family that any of you think this shit is acceptable?
>>710924119
You missed a he/his there, you're welcome
>>710924119
He was born as a male, so his pronouns is his/him/he
Did you pay attention to the biology class?
>>710924223
Just like your face. BUUUUUURRRRRN
>>710924336
Yes and it's She/hers, gender is a social construct, silly.
:o)
>>710924341
Cool story bro, I mean if /b/ ever wanted to attack again cultural poison, these are the reasons
>>710924469
Then i'm a black lesbian age-kin, and you need to check your privilege.
>>710914161
It's super fucking hard to figure out at first. Honestly, you probably wouldn't be able to cum at all. Most women can't make themselves orgasm the first time they masturbate. It takes them days, or even weeks to figure out.
So what I'm saying is, you'll just make yourself incredibly horny without any release. It will suck.
>>710924526
You don't respect my pronouns.
>>710924469
Check your privilege
>>710914276
Topkek
>>710924638
Check your privilege
>>710914411
Kek
>>710924648
Have, do it everyday and in every situation.
Have you checked your privilege today?
:o)
Cover my girlfriend's face with my naked ass and yell. "Guess whoooooo!?"
>>710924706
I'm cumming.
"I'm gonna fuckin cum scoob!!"
OOH IM GONNA FUCKIN CUM SCOOB!!"
>>710914992
>what is she saying
I really need to know
>>710924797
I got no legs because I had to go to the army, check your privilege
>>710924606
Fucking this. Unless you already have a vibratory ready, good fucking luck trying to cum on your own
This thread is just deeper and deeper levels of shitposting.
>>710924905
<statement>, check your privilege
:o)
>>710924469
>>710925006
What are you? :^)
Sell my body on Twitch/youtube and complain about 'muh wage gap'.
>>710924469
question reality go into existential crisis wonder what caused this and what other things are possible realize i've been in the matrix this whole time turn into superman but with a tail. fly around fuck bitches get money. leave the galaxy discover aliens chill out in a computer simulated extra-terrestrial world
>>710914161
/thread
>>710925123
this
>>710925121
I am you, but stronger.
:o)
Make a bunch of money on twitch being a girl who is actually decent at games. After masturbating of course.
>>710914276
>>710925318
This is low quality though
>>710913992
I guess it depends. I've actually thought a lot about what I'd do if I suddenly woke up as a girl. I'll assume that the proposition assumes all other things are equal, ie, similar level of attractiveness and personal hygeine, etc, and that I'm not going to change back.
As risky as it'll sound, I'd go online pretending to be a young girl who only has a single father and doesn't understand about periods and such, I'm sure the anonymity of the internet should allow me to ask pretty much any question I need to, and outside of 4chan, no-one's going to pick on a vulnerable young girl online.
Next point of order would be sustaining myself. I've got money in the bank at the moment, but not enough to keep me going for more than a month or two, so I'd need to rewrite my CV, changing one or two details. This should enable me to get a job at the place I already work at. I should also be able to borrow some of my sister's clothes, assuming I end up a similar size to her.
Next would be procuring more clothes and any other amenities a girl might need (see above about how I find that shit out)
I can access my savings of about £2000 to do that. Should be enough to get me some cute outfits. Mix of casual jeans and t-shirts, to more classy affairs.
Continue doing job I currently do (it's not like I'll fail the interview for a job I already have and have passed the interview for before) and carry on living as a girl.
>>710925391
How many genders are there?
>>710913992
Finger fuck my cunt.
