Managed to get internet connection in prison, AMA
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Managed to get internet connection in prison, AMA
>>715327697
do you get given the cum often?
>>715327697
thats all you need really, that and lube. but you can order lube now that you have internet.
>>715327697
Why are you such a faggot? Also, will you get back to work?
>>715327697
Timestamp
>>715327784
Yeah when I get out
>>715327826
Dont have a pen right now just reverse search faggot
What did you do?
>>715327831
>not answering >>715327751
are you ashamed or something faggot?
>>715327697
what for?
>>715327912
Stole governement files to not pay taxes
I was going to get the same tattoo in the same place as OP.
Do you get compliments?
>>715327697
How do you have a phone? What are you in for? What's with your clothes? Where'd you get the cigarettes? Why is there a water bottle on the floor? What's with that metal table?
>>715328036
Alot of people here have tats. noone really cares/notices
>>715328036
Not really, just people asking what it is
>>715327697
smoking
bottled water
tiled walls & floor
device to post with
>in prison
uh huh
sure kid
>>715328075
we sometimes get certain liberties for good behaviour
>>715328094
If this thread lives for 2 more hours, I'll selfoe with an officer friend
>>715328094
Yeah OP is a huge faggot shirt and pants don't even look like they are from a correctional facility.
do you miss memes?
>>715328200
Bro, Europrisons
Yep EU prisons are mostly a joke
>>715328274
cuck
>>715328346
Well it's not like I committed a huge crime, just need to stay here 3 years
Uh yeah I've been locked up for 2 months in a pretty lax county jail and even the visitors couldnt pull this shit.
OP is full of shit.
>>715327697
How do you get away with wearing those hair ties on your arm and a McDonald's uniform in a prison?
How many fights do you see?
>>715327697
assuming youre not a lying cumgoblin and you actually are in prison, can you just sit around and do fuck all if you want to?
>>715328424
You need to make more friends in prison ;)
>>715328424
>county jail
Op said england, not your gay ass country
>>715328466
Yeah pretty much, it's not too bad of a place tbh, food is just horrible
>>715328274
What prison would allow an inmate to have all those wristbands? None
>>715328492
We need more proof you fuckup
>>715328424
>jail
>prison
very different things fuckboy
>>715328563
It's to tie up my hair
are you scared
>>715328523
I dunno man.
I always thought the Big Mac was God tier.
>>715328523
Thats actually pretty in line with my experience, too. Kek
>>715327697
Go back to class kid, school isn't prison it just seems like it.
>>715327697
Timestamp
>>715328649
:^)
:^)
:^)
>>715328671
This is better than school
>>715327697
Where is the time stamp?
>>715327697
why would you get a Welcome tat?
>>715327697
even in EU jails you can't wear those arm bracelets..
>>715328608
You're full of shit or else you would have provided a timestamp with a picture that showed more than you posing like a faggot
Have you seen this happen
https://youtu.be/Pp51yM5MBcI
>>715328779
Hold on, need to downgrade size of pic
>>715327697
whats the tattoo mean?
>>715327697
Why are you so fake and gay?
>>715328015
Actually one of the more sensible, badass, "cool" things to get locked up for these days. Fuck like 90% of the government dude. I take advantage of as many tax loopholes I can but no way am I ballsy enough to do what you did. I'm a little bitch and would get so raped.
>>715327697
how do get into single person prison cell?
>>715328847
"Too cool for Burger King".
>>715327697
Lucifers sigil
>hail
>>715328925
people dont usually get raped in english prisons though ,not all of us are closet faggots or resort to faggotry when no women are present like you muricans
>>715328925
Well it worked for a year, but govt has good people in front of their jew desks
>>715328847
its a skateboard company. "Welcome Skateboards"
>>715328715
Sure because I'd rather be locked in a building with the people I went to school with and spend all my time doing what? Weight lifting, exercising, avoiding shanks and shivs... as opposed to... hitting shamelessly on classmates while being praised by the people running the institution and going home to sleep in my own bed after a warm home cooked meal.
Yeah prison sounds so much better than an education. Yes that was sarcasm, but this isn't, do you know what that tattoo actually means?
>>715328847
dream to meme
>>715328934
Need to be a dangerous degenerate in order to get it
>>715329077
federation of cum lovers
>>715329077
Bro, I got Uni degree in computer science, it's not like only cavemen go to prison
Read other comments
>>715329115
how dangerous though? would harming yourself badly all the time and smashing shit up etc. be enough to get your own cell?
>>715328977
Careful fag your homework is showing
>>715329230
You mean computer codes? Right
>>715329216
>computer science
worthless shit
>>715328977
oh yeah
>>715329287
You wouldn't be here if m00t hadn't studied it either
>>715328802
The faggot is a she you dumb cuck.
>>715328200
As the anon said, euro prison. In a prison nearby the "uniform" consists of jeans and a denim shirt.
>>715329216
I don't care if you're a unic or castrated, you're a pussy bitch
>>715329357
>moot
worthless shit
we'd just be on a different website or something
>>715329363
dont be a cum guzzler
>>715329433
although itd be a jap site
>>715329077
Because everyone's a special snowflake like you
Bullying doesn't exist
Child abuse doesn't exist
The world's so perfect when mommy and daddy hand you everything, isn't it cupcake?
>>715329223
Nah, they'd kick you in a psycho jail
>>715327882
If you have a prison tattoo gun made just tattoo the timestamp. We will accept that, and you will have a lasting memory!
>>715329766
Sorry, autism is not here
Do you care about society or is it a joke? Do you take it so serious that nothing matters except what's going on around you? I mean I get it you do what you have to balance the justice and the injustice of what you can but the rich slavers of earth just push you into jail instead of considering the interesting, perfect and justified actions you've taken. Most prisons are full of people who enforce the law to the letter of the law. While the system struggles to keep up while you and all of your prison mates have the power over the entire system because the prison guards all the way to the judges have to adhere to the law. Watching that slime from inside that clean mind of you and yours must be funny but sometimes a little depressing especially watching them walk away with the 'official' titles and money. But in at the end Me and mine would rather walk happy go lucky with the truth in our hearts you know for humanity. BTW I like your tattoo (Not a girl just a fellow artists impression).
>>715329766
Dubs demands.
Tattoo timestamp.
>>715328089
What is it?
>>715329895
Thanks for the message, I indeed agree that justice is not just enough. Diplomatic crimes should be punished in other ways, I am in prison with a bunch of negroid immigranta that committed murder, this is not the place for me.
>>715327697
I see no proof here. Go take a pic of the door to your cell or something that looks like prison rather than a bathroom.
>>715329999
Wasted quads
>>715329999
I'm here to answer questions, not to fullfill your fedora requests
>>715330061
Confirmed fake
>>715329840
>Sorry, autism is not here
>EU
>UK
Think again.
Autism levels have never been higher, anywhere!
>>715330061
Then I call you on your bullshit and am abandoning your bathroom. Cya fgt
So are you going to show us your tits or what
>>715329993
Sorry to bring that all up on you.
You should know that doing the right thing is what better's our society.
>>715330061
OK.
Then why won't you take a pic of something prison like instead of your bathroom?
>better?
>>715330223
Right, give me a min
>>715330141
I agree with this anon.
I'm outta here.
Good luck getting your lame-ass thread to last 20 more minutes, OP; let alone 2 hours!
Shitty 3 people room
>>715330333
Trips of TRUTH.
>>715330247
>*googling like hell for prison pics*
>>715330420
Had to downgrade pic size, downie
>>715329485
Was this supposed to be an insult? Because if it was, I'm offended how shit it is...
Also, ain't nothing wrong with cum guzzlin'
>>715330207
I'm not a 'society' person, I like to play with tards that live in society
>>715330409
>thats not a prison
>googles european prison cell
>oh
>>715330592
Want the time stamp? Retard
>>715330409
Fucking Europe!
They would NEVER let us have that much access to light strips in American prisons, not to mention the electrical conduit! Are your prisons more than 50 years old, or what?!
>>715330639
Name and name of facility, you fucking poser.
>>715330639
>Want the time stamp? Retard
He's trying to say to you that european prisons are nicer than american Retard
>>715330592
They have fucking balconies in Norway cells. So get on our level
>>715330680
You americans would abuse it, if we break something, they break our necks and we keep what we break
>>715330704
correct
>>715330680
The most notorious prisons in the world are in eastern European nations. Christ you Burgers know nothing of the world outside what you see on the idiot box.
>>715330409
How is that prison like?
>>715330680
/thread
>>715330832
Like the bedroom of his parents house.
Try to munipulate with people and start fights. I'm still in school and I do it all the time, it's so easy
>>715330940
But you don't get killed in school, here you can
>>715330895
See >>715330805
There are also minimum securities facilities in America with similar room arrangements as to what as been shown in this thread.
Anyway op hope the time will pass soon or you get released sooner, can you?
>>715330778
>abuse
>Pruno, Apple Wine
>all night electricity
>abuse
kys
>>715331005
Yeah, just need to be a good girl and not to get into trouble, my sentence shouls be shortened by 2 years
>>715330940
>I'm still in school
You fucking idiot.
>>715331005
OP isn't in prison. He is a bored kid posting from his bedroom.
>>715330981
True that, you just have to not get caught, but if you're in prison with murderers it's best not to pull that shit
Is it just like juvenile prison, where the only time you get it in the ass when you drop the soap is when you ask for it?
>>715331139
Exactly, these niggers don't care about lifetime sentences, they can kill you without problems
>>715330805
>idiot box?
I'm not sure what that is.
Oh wait, I get it... That's what you're currently in! An idiot box.
>>715331120
Fucking shameless samefaggotry.
>>715331139
Yes, everyone who gets incarcerated all gets thrown in the one generic building.
What are you, fucking 12?
>>715331162
Haven't been there ever, no idea, it's still a prison tho, pretty srict rules
>>715331203
>I'm not sure what that is.
The TV.
You have to be at least 18 to post here. Just how underaged are you exactly?
>>715331117
Hey I'm getting my life together so I can do stupid shit later
>>715331305
Fuck off and come back when you can at least pass off as being posting age. Children shouldn't be here.
>>715331377
Right
>>715330680
actually it looks like a pretty modern college dorm. more modern than the one i had, and much nicer.
OP is not in prison; just a shitty college.
>>715330588
>Anonymous 12/15/16(Thu)21:42:04 No.715330588â–¶
>>>715330207 (You)
>I'm not a 'society' person, I like to play with tards that live in society
Society is not for the worker. I'm anti-establishment myself. People that believe they can buy anything, heart mind body and soul usually end besmirched. Killers and destroyers have met their time. It is the end of their time that cometh now. Right now they are sneaking into the hospitals under the guise of infiltrating MHU across the globe but what they don't know is that they're experiments in the search for the cure for mental disease. The others expecting everything is the same as before are not equipped for the onslaught of the new idea surging forth. Because there's so much available each idea bending them to the will of the worker. They have to buy into the rush of products available to them because they've done so for 10,000 years. Their greed deep built into their makeup has found them unable to make the manuevre of catching the waterfall in their paper cup. Now is the time the workers will unite.
As for yourself. Lock this in your mind, I know a guy that became a total juggernaut of industry for himself: "Try all avenues". He owns Westcoas.t customs
>>715331423
I wish it was
>>715331377
High school, last year= 19 years old, bet you did shit with your life
>>715331300
Are you, yet again, asking to see pics of my underaged boi pussay?
>>715331377
High school, last year= 19 years old, bet you did shit with your life
>>715330940
>op starting fights
>op's parents are always fighting
>op's parents are getting divorced because op wants to be in prison
>>715331427
I do not seek success in society, sorry. I have very different and isolated plans for my life, let's just say oðalism
>>715331543
It wasn't my post retard
>>715331611
pls dont rape me op you're a scary guy in prison
fucking degenerate, you should kys
>>715331427
Back to /leftypol/.
>oh wait. This is 1/2chin
>>715331611
That was mine and I have 0 family problems
>>715331579
Hell Oden, hell Europa!
>>715331793
Heil!
>>715331579
alright. But a stronger team is a stronger team.
>>715331831
What is a team to an individual that does not play team games? Nothing
>>715328148
nigga.... there were alot of questions to be answered there.
>>715331897
people that work and receive reward for that work equal to it's value. Effort and reward and destruction and reward can find themselves melted and made fun of for the kids
>>715331831
>a stronger team is a stronger team.
Alright.
>what does that even mean?
>>715331975
You should definitely smoke another bowl.
I know I have to, after reading your posts!
hahaha look at them fume with desperation and curse in prayer to their satan. They losing and they can't figure out why. I love life.
>>715332190
Everyone has a toy for their brief life :)
>>715332190
>I love life.
Then why are you killing us with your shitty posts?
/thread
>>715332190
You know what I love?
>Satan.
t. God
Op here, I'll leave the thread, need to eat now, have fun in your freedom, faggots
666 get
>>715332535
Nah. But me!
>>715327697
bro you are italian
i saw that "calcio" sport bag
You don't know how it is done.
Mine
No?
No.
Now?
To Someone who wishes to take on Buddhism,
These 5 preceps:
1. To refrain from killing
2. To refrain from stealing.
3. To refrain from lying
4. To refrain from being intoxicated
5. To refrain from improper sexual conduct
*the order is important
Improper sexual conduct roughly translates to 'hurtful'.
These three are optional:
6. To refrain from eating after noon
7. To refrain from singing or dancing
8. To refrain from lying or sitting on luxurious places
Furthermore,
These may be smeared:
I take refuge in the Buddha (The 8 preceps)
I take refuge in the Dharma (The 5 preceps)
I take refuge in the Sangha ( Just the 2nd precept)
It also revolves around cleanliness and free fresh delicious food...
* Only the dead hear jokes. Only the living shine bright.
watch this if your interested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uklh-I4Lihc&t=16s
>>715329433
which wouldnt be there if the other person hadnt studied it. you cant win this nigger, just admit youre being a cunt for no reason. calm the fuck down dude
>>715332769
*sweared
>>715328424
You're a dumb faggot, so get used to being locked up.
>>715328513
>Implying England isn't fucking gay.
Have some more muslims with your inferiority complex.
>>715329287
Worth a lot more than your degree in Greek philosophy, faggot.
>>715331377
fun fact, over half the people here are children. get over it
