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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715308016
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Yonaka claimed, hands off
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>715329330
> Syndra is getting nerfed next patch
I'm not ready to stop seeing your face in these threads
still here
![Syndra [158].png](https://i.imgur.com/IhXjdVz.png "Syndra [158].png")
>>715329403
>implying
>>715329206
Oh you're lucky, I'm like the worst person I know with computers. Your parents must really trust you to have your own computer at such a young age.
>>715329350
No getting lost today
>>715328781
I was, it was also helpful that I had some uni friends there that helped accomodate for me and things.
Only thirty years until I can get an organic position!
>>715328655
Haha, nothing ever escapes me, except for when something does.
How's it going?
>>715328975
I would say I hate it with a passion.
>>715329562
I enjoy claiming Sonokawa on Reimu's threads!
>>715329542
It was a "graduation" present for getting out of elementary school. All it really was though, was a computer for their friend that was staying with them. It was technically mine, but... she used it a lot too. I just knew how to make my own account and threw a password on it.
>>715329562
I heard you got lost yesterday as well.
>>715329598
That was very nice of them to do so.
Good friends to care for, for sure.
>organic position
Could be sooner than you think.
>>715328831
Just keep at it, some here are like that, no worries.
>>715329141
Oh, just do force yourself on anything then, take it easy.
Jaja, I'll be fine to do that. Waiting is all I'm about, though I do rush things sometimes.
It's was a bit over reacting.
Asou Meiko claimed.
#MCShippingCo.LLC
>>715329876
I-if you say so..
>>715329506
I'll arrange the funeral
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>715330018
I dont play enough to care about that.
>>715329860
Whew all I got was a pat on the back for graduating high school lol. Well goodnight antenna, it was nice talking to you.
>>715329876
i cant move my fingers on the keyboard anymore, so i'm going to bed now ><
im going to unlock the door for my sister and hope i dont get murdered by blacks
>>715329898
virgin
she's already the perfect waifu!
>>715330151
Does this make me the perfect husbando? :,)
>>715329898
her outfit seems a bit revealing
>>715330151
Goodnight ye who gets lost easily.
>>715330151
Okay, please take care, get better real soon.
Hello everyone.
>>715329898
You can go claim her.
Direshia is best!
>>715330486
hanako
>>715329860
I did. Who told you that?
> Any good trap husbandos I should check out?
no one can outshine the fox goddess.
>>715330649
Some yellow haired faggot named Vert. A real cunt I tell ya.
good morning waifu
>Suika!
Suiii
>>715330615
Tomoko my sweet. Sorry for getting on so late, i've spent the last hour and a half trying to transfer stuff from my phone to computer. It was giving me nothing but problems.
>>715330769
at least crop out the lewds
>>715330781
chara
>>715330855
its quite fine Hanako i couldnt sleep even if i wanted to. did you get it to work?
>>715330769
>>715330951
Yeah i just finished it up. So how was your day?
>>715330951
smugoko
>>715330781
Hey Chara.
>>715330846
SPOOKI BOOKI!
>>715330775
I know the character, but I don't know who that is
>>715331217
Makoto! I never am here anymore.
>>715331165
cool and it was a long day i actually did a good bit of stuff
>>715331204
how goes it
The storm rages on but I am safe within
I mean this quite literally.
Snows comin down bretty hard
>>715331217
Heya Makoto
>>715331291
Just relaxing before I go to uni to take my exam and then go home to cram some more for the next exam on saturday
And I figured out why I took my meds in the first place. I woke up after 5 hours of sleep, which isn't enough and when I tried to sleep again, it took me nearly 2 hours to fall asleep again...
But I'm loosing weight again and feel more in control of my sleep schedule so I still won't take the damn meds
what about you?
>>715331433
ah well im no doctor but you may want to talk them if they are prescribed to you but of course its your choice. nothing at the moment just chatting with people on here
>>715331291
Nice. Anything fun?
>>715331728
i actually like this pic
>>715331755
just that christmas thing i was talking about. it sounds like they will need more help tomorrow. I did have El Pollo Loco tacos which was the highlight of my day besides talking to you of course
>>715331252
I was talkin shit like they wouldn't find out. And judging from the lack of an appearance, they didn't find out like the chump they is.
>>715331256
So I noticed. Why you so not here these days?
>>715331433
Well, I'd ask what's good, but you seem to have answered that already.
>>715331256
Charged their lines in the brawl IIC MAD. 700 damage, 1 kill, 2 kmds. Holy damn does it put out.
>3 notables were a solo Kodiak kill, a TBR and a MDD.
>>715331881
Usually on mobile, so I tend to stick to the Elitist Club.
>>715331616
Yeah, I'll just tell her that I feel better without it. I'm sure my doc will understand it.
I had to stop to take them once because my parents said they don't help me (which they did, I never had less trouble to fall asleep before)
So, how are you?
>>715331881
Yeah, someone can read. So what's good for you?
>>715331827
It would be surprising for you not to.
It's a good picture.
>>715331827
Oh that's cool. Man i haven't eaten there in years. Oh come now, you're gonna make me blush again~.
>>715331881
i already spent my time at the shrine and im playing something. quit trying to summon me
>>715331959
well it sounds like im going to be playing chivalry or something
>>715332040
that one looks nice but i dont like the black bars on the sides
>>715332084
we might have to go sometime and thats always a plus to me
>>715332279
Chivalry is a fun game. Wish I could run it. I'd play with you.
>>715331951
WOW BOOKI, FUCKING ELITIST WOWOWOW!
Nah, what's happenin?
>>715331959
New laptop is working like a charm. I've been messing around with the fine touches of it today. Tomorrow I start working on transferring my old stuff off the old laptop and onto an external, but that'll take a good few hours, so it can wait.
>>715332259
I will summon you all I want, after all, I am a SMN. :^)
>>715332337
i dont think its that taxing. how bad is your computer?
>>715332372
I guess you'll be here when you transfer all that shit over, huh?
Well, tomorrow is learning for me again.
Saturday it's going to be over
>have to be at uni at 8 am on saturday
fuck that though. Means I have to get up at 5 am
>>715332279
I like aesthetic of it.
>>715332456
1,8 GHz single core
Intel Celeron cpu
Graphics? lol, what graphics, it's a tablet for studying.
>Chara
>>715332279
That sounds lovely.
>>715332515
well i mean it is Rei and it does look nice
>>715332562
Chara thats not ok
>>715332615
yeah nothing more romantic than a mexican place called the crazy chicken
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
>you dont get to say unless its dubs or more
>I wont add anything, sorry toothpaste guy
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
>>715332700
I dunno that sounds like a better time than some fancy restaurant. Though of course the place doesn't matter, as long as we're together.
>>715332499
Oh ya. I might end up letting it transfer and such when I'm asleep, or before i go to work. That way I can get all the resetting and such done here.
>5 AM
How do you survive? That's just a bit before my fucking bed time.
>>715332865
>
>>715332967
Well, there was a 7. But I need a total 7!
>>715333022
>Dubs
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO RORY!
>>715332865
I'm not allowed to drink anymore for a while...
>>715332700
My laptop was stolen 2 years ago. That thing could run chivalry...
2 years without a proper Computer... I've been living off Console Games and indie games.
>>715332865
The posts are at 70 now, you gotta wait a bit
>>715332967
5 am if my parents decide to not have pity on me. Or else one hour later
>How do you survive that
I'm already dead inside
>>715332964
good i never really liked places i cant wear my regular clothes into. i think pickup would be best for the food then we could have a more private moment
>>715333068
its ok chara maybe one day it will come back to you
>>715333068
>6 AM
That's still a bit before bedtime!
>>715333096
Same here. Oh yes i like that idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxYDoA51KdI
>>715333051
Oh? So you want to choose?
Smoked rum
Spiced rum
Good Scotch
Bad Scotch
Aussie Scotch
Jap Scotch
Korean Scotch
Tequila
Dark spiced rum
Good Aussie scotch
New Zealand scotch
Haiyo!
>>715333096
I highly doubt it. I've been to the police and reported it and all that.
>>715333259
>a bit before bedtime
i know. It's so bad. After the exam I'll just go to bed or party by playing FF XV nonstop
Also Sweden is officially cucking themself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3-_KZExlJ0&feature=youtu.be
>>715333370
well do you have any tv show or movie you like? we could go back someplace and watch that while we ate and then you know
>>715333495
i meant a new one the old one is long gone
>>715333488
WHICHEVER NUMBER 7 IS!
And get some mead god dammit.
>>715333489
Ayyyyy Nononononon!
>>715333495
God, I am NOT looking forward to more tests when I go back to school.
What in the ever living fuck are you doing Sweden?!
>>715333486
https://youtu.be/dvtdo6RTwz4
>>715333624
>hugs Makoto
>>715333554
Yeah... Friend of mine built a computer already. I'll put that one in my appartment and replace the graphic card since that one is apparently pretty bad.
Then I can finally play online and have fun with friends again
>>715333624
I don't mind tests in my favourite subjects... (Psychology)
But Philosophy? And Pedagogics?
Aww hell no!
Especially since we have to learn what other people think it is (from people long dead).
>What in the ever living fuck are you doing Sweden?!
Becoming a minority in their own country duh
>>715333506
Well, i did just get the box set of Shimoneta the other day. I think that would be the perfect lead in for after we eat.
>>715333624
So the Korean scotch.
>>715333486
https://youtu.be/7Ls7ScitOR8
I 3 hit him with my Rikku. I think Im OP.
>>715333768
oh whats the first thing you will play?
>>715333826
ive never seen it. That sounds like a nice treat before the main course
>>715333742
>Hugs
What's good lately?
>>715333768
Unfortunately to get anywhere I have to take math and English classes. And GOD I FUCKING HATE ENGLISH WITH A PASSION! Not even for most the work, but PURELY the "minimum word" essays and shit. IF I CAN GET THE POINT ACROSS CLEARLY IN 300 WORDS, WHY IN THE EVER LIVING FUCK WOULD YOU WANT ME TO MAKE UP 2700 WORDS OF FLUFF THAT'S USELESS?!
That's terrible. RIP Yurop.
>>715333867
If that's number 7, then yes!
>>715334026
I'm about halfway through it, it's fucking hilarious, and extra lewd. I'm sure It'll set up the mood just right.
>>715334026
I'm... really not sure to be honest.
Left 4 Dead 2
Brütal Legend
Final Fantasy XIV
One of those I guess. Maybe Chivalry is being asked too.
>>715334138
That's... well, fuck, now I know why philosophy sucks dick. Some sentence have clause which you can just leave out and the sentence makes more sense than before.
But to be fair, I also don't get it. i love to get my point across short.
So when I have to write something that needs much more... I just start to ramble around the subject like a Sperg.
Yeah, Europe is pretty dumb right now...
"We have to do something against right populism"
the most "right wing" thing that has been done the past few years was...
...
...
I have no idea man, maybe because everyone is so scared to fall back into hitler times that RIGHT WING POPULISM doesn't fucking EXIST anymore?!
>>715333691
Sick, maybe I should touch Death Valley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb7YqfVBJfI
>>715333867
This one sounds much better in the remaster than original one I think, the other just feels a little incomplete for some reason.
The composition is great nevertheless.
The fight is really fun too, rotating the spheres with his elements and stuff.
>I 3 hit him with my Rikku. I think Im OP.
Welp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=235uKFXbv8w
>>715334138
This was a terrible pic but Im cold.
>>715334399
I can't ramble. I was terrible at it, and often had to have my cousins ex-wife help me with them because I'm a to the point person.
ZEIG! JA! GAS ZE JUICE!
Fucking whimps. I get not wanting another holocaust, but what's wrong with NOT wanting to cuck your country?
>>715334350
i dont think we will need anything to put us in the mood
>>715334399
i heard brutal legend was cool but i also heard it was bad
>>715334556
The song feels a bit empty, but adding much more to it would detract from the effect, I would think.
https://youtu.be/rS9hAtg4EgU
And Im just running through, catching all the things.
>pokemon?
>in MY FFX?
>>715334138
Oh shot, I didn't get a notification. Nothing much, got finals this evening. Two of them
This painting is taking strange turns. I need to get a high gloss varnish.
>>715334633
True, as it would take all of my willpower to wait until we're done eating before i pull you against me and lock your lips with mine.
hello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart
my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory
i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but i never express it
my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only
my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me
my significant other is monotoned, yet girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am.
Online relationships are insignificant.
How many of you have been in online relationships, with promises of hopes and pipe dreams. You imagine yourselves together and moving between state (or country LOL). You think to yourself "This person with an anime avatar is the one i'm going to spend the rest of my life with".
Are you both socially and economically well off?
Do you both hold careers or have skills that you can make an affordable wage?
Do you both really trust each other enough to not think they're cheating every 5 minutes?
Are you willing to make sacrifices to your free time to work extra or finish school?
Well, just know that it's most likely not going to work.
>>715334632
I can only ramble about something that interests me or about something I have problems with coming to the point.
It's not liberal enough! Diversity is the new heterogeneity
>>715334633
I only played a bit into it. It's not a game you either love or hate.
Massive army fights are fun when you can melt the face of your enemies with some sick gitare rifts
But as you might think, it's rather boring when you're overpowered most of the time
It's a love it or hate it kinda thing
Alright guys, I'm off to university. Time to (s)cram!
loli sis claimed
>>715334959
oh dont worry food can wait when youre around
>>715335038
sounds neat. bye
>>715335149
> That pic tho
I'm sure you taste much better anyway.
>>715334889
Well, better than me at the moment... kinda. Jeez, it really feels like you college people go STRAIGHT from midterms to finals.
>>715335016
This is a pastah I've not tasted before.
>>715335038
Later Chara! Good luck with school!
>>715335265
Yeah, midterms last from week 3 to week 10. Week 11 is finals. How bout you?
>>715335141
>loli sis
This could just as well be Kotori.
>>715334782
Agreed, simplicity can be a really good thing either way. Nice track.
>>715335447
Got in another accident a few days ago. Insurer came by today to inspect the damage, but I was sleeping. Left his business card with me mum though, so I'ma call him today and see what the verdict is. Other than that, I've been messing around on the new laptop, and the more I mess with it, the more I'm loving Win 10. I thought it was gunna be another shitty Win8 scenario, but I've had my expectations blown out of the fucking star system.
>>715335247
well i wouldnt mind letting you have a little taste test. also cute
>>715334556
Maybe.
I like the output they have had so far, all of it sounds different, and yet fits together.
That song sounds weird, the good kind.
https://youtu.be/xgcHcA1A-g8
>>715335475
no my friend it's shiro. Image title to be redundant. goodnight everyone
>>715335016
It hits too close to home for comfort.
>>715335830
I know it's Shiro and that's an amazing pic I haven't seen before, appreciated.
Just saying that "loli sis" isn't the most detailed description.
>>715335791
Pretty comfy, Rossz Czillag is one of my favourite albums.
>>715335940
Miracles exist.
>>715335608
I really like win10 despite the memes against it. And finally got your faptop eh?
Wait, how'd you get in another accident?
>>715335650
I'll be sure to sample everything you have. That pic always make me laugh.
>>715329598
Shut the fuck up.
0/10 life
would suicide
>>715336150
It is a very good album probably my favorite of the ones they have put out so far.
>Miracles exist.
I've not experienced any.
>>715336169
>the memes
But it's a fact that win10 has weaker optimization compared to win7 and it's quite buggy to be called a stable release.
It does look really good and with each patch it keeps getting better and better, I like it too and I'm glad I stuck with it.
>>715336248
Acting a little strange.
>>715336200
i would hope that I also get to enjoy the same pleasure?
>>715336169
Yep! Took it to Best Buy and had them put in the HDD. I could do it myself, but if something went wrong, they'd be to blame, not me. Tried to charge me $100 to put Win 10 on it though. I was like, nah nah nah, I have the USB at home for it. I really, REALLY like it. The more I see, the more I adore it. It's taken a few work arounds for Steams font size to be good while not being hella blurry. But I got it eventually.
And some guy back into my front quarter panel while i was going across an intersection.
>Pic related
Insurance is probably gunna call it totaled, but I'm not giving that car up. I'll take a lesser payout, but no way are they getting my Dorito!
>>715336503
You have 0 luck.
>>715336397
Ah, sorry. Seeing girls swallow my cum just makes me feel so high on dopamine.
>>715336563
I know...
Well, off to open the building. Shame, I was enjoying the laptop so much too.
>>715336471
Of course, you can have a taste anytime you want, to your hearts content~. Well i'm gonna have to go to bed now, before i pass out at the computer. I'll try to get on earlier next time so we can enjoy more time together.
>>715336397
The memes were calling it shit, it's better than win8 in my opinion.
>>715336503
It's good that you like win 10, I loved it after hating win8 and 8.1.
Oh jeez, did the person who hit it have to compensate any bit? It seems pretty fine, and not that serious of a crash anyways. You weren't hurt right?
>>715336897
of course my sweet Hanako. sleep well and have a nice dream
>>715337040
Thanks, i will. Goodnight Tomoko.
>>715336973
>better than win8
That's not a hard standard, unless I had a touchscreen I'd rather have fucking vista than win8.
Win10 used to be way worse than it is right now, there were quite a lot of bugs and freezes but most of it has been fixed.
>>715336392
Aaron Funk does have a huge discography to which I'm a little afraid of diving into.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HY8KLHvz6M
>>715336564
Come to Portugal and choke me senpai.
>>715336973
I made 8 as much like 7 as I could. Could only go so far though. I never upgraded to 8.1 cause I'm stubborn though.
Ya, his insurance is the one going to pay for it. It doesn't look bad, but if the repair cost is more than the car is worth, then it's considered totaled. And my car is super cheap, so they'll probably call it totaled, and send me a check. I won't take the full amount, and I'll get to keep the car. But I'd either have to repair it myself, or just drive it as is.
I'm fine. Thumb was having random spasms for the past few days, but I haven't noticed it today, so I guess I'm fine.
>>715337434
It should be quite opposite in my opinion.
You might want to check out My Downfall since you like Rossz Czillag, unless you're a little more familiar with breakcore then Higgins Ultra Low Track Glue Funk Hits 1972–2006 is a better pick.
>Come to Portugal and choke me senpai.
Is this your idea of a miracle?
>>715337434
>>715337946
I'll need to go.
Remember this conversation, it shall be rsumed later.
Morning
>>715338008
I'm not that good at remembering things but I'll try to, I'm looking forward to it as well.
>>715335265
because it's not a pasta
its from a steam group i'm in.
Bow down to your supreme ruler, Lady Kiryuuin Satsuki
>>715338647
Zaros will smite you.
>>715338014
Good morning Courtney
>>715329240
Shire
>>715338878
Morning Alice. How's school going?
>>715339240
My parents molested me
>>715339396
mine didnt
>>715339424
they should've
because who doesn't want to molest a cutie like u o:
>>715339482
can you dont?
>>715339546
i con't
cutie <3
awake
カラミチーマス
>>715339623
>>715339546
>>715339482
>>715339623
ok im going to severely burn my face and body as to become even more fuck ugly yay
>>715339714
ill still love u <3
who is this btw
>>715339776
shitcunt
pic related is best waifu
Rory is tsundere towards her.
Why aren't these threads on /a/?
Wake me up
Wake me up inside
Can't wake up
Wake me up inside
Save me
Call my name and save me from the dark
Wake me up
Bid my blood to run
Can't wake up
Before I come undone
Save me
Wake me up and save me from the nothing I've become
Around the world
A-round the wo~rld
Around the world
A-round the wo~rld
Around the world
A-round the wo~rld
Around the world
A-round the wo~rld
Around the world
A-round the wo~rld
Around the world
A-round the wo~rld
KILL YOUR SELFS
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>>715339152
It's making me want to sudoku
>>715340313
nigga, did you just start writing out tabs on /b/????
This is a first
>>715340903
Copy paste, it's aerodynamic.
>>715340821
Are you stuck in a lecture or something?
It got very slow, very fast.
Yui claimed
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.
>>715339063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktgEZahDn_U
>>715341871
I love having my eardrums raped by a loli.
>>715341714
Yeah it did. Wonder why.
>>715342634
Sorry
someone kill me
>>715343122
Ok done
>>715342634
No clue. But Nonon ditched me. Ima complain for 2 posts about this tomorrow.
>>715343122
Nope.
>>715343529
pls
>tomorrow I'll be on leave
>I can go home tomorrow
>I can play vidya tomorrow
>I can fap tomorrow
>I can sleep for as long I want to tomorrow
>mfw
>>715343875
You can also shit post all day long, nigger.
