Old thread is kill. >>715316604 Dubs makes requests.
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Old thread is kill. >>715316604
Dubs makes requests.
I'm the original dude who recommended self face fucking, rolling for that again
Show what you're drinking op
>>715327212
Henney
>inb4 nigger
Just got tired of Captain mo's and wanted to try something new
>>715326929
cut "im gay :)" into your forearm with a knife
self face fucking - cum
>>715327377
Don't know how to webm so this will have to suffice
>>715327834
Moar
>>715327881
One more
Drink your own cum out of a cup... webm or gif if possible
nice job, now go to bed
My tired whiskey dicked dick. Onto requests that don't require me cumming
>takes about 30 mins to regenerate.
car toy up you ass-o
>>715328056
Singles demands I stay awake and take more requests.
>>715326929
Absolute faggotry
>>715328190
>Implying an op that actually delivers is faggotry. Fuck off newfag.
>>715328135
this
Pay 10$ on any pro-lgbt organisation fundation OP :)
>>715328366
kek
>>715328366
I don't own any toy cars unfortunately. Any other items you'd like in my ass?
>>715328179
Colour in head with a sharpie
>>715328552
Reroll
>>715328552
Kek. Britfag
Write "I'm a faggot" on your forehead with permanent marker
>>715328550
lego
>>715328605
>Implying Canadians don't also use "u"
>>715328552
Rolling for this
>>715328552
roll
>>715328550
To make it easier I have 2 lighters, a pack of smokes, Hennessy, 4 cats, a robe, a box of condoms, peanut butter and pasta sauce and a hookah
>>715328552
reroll
>>715328552
roll
>>715328855
OH SHIT I GOT DOUBLE DUBS!
better get that sharpie, anon!
>>715328837
put one lighter in, no condom
>>715328889
>>715328855
Anon I'm sorry to disappoint but someone already suggested this in previous bread and I searched my house but have no markers. I have a pen if you'd like me to draw something on my dick though
>>715326929
That mouth cum looked f hot. How did it tasted? You still have it in your mouth or did you clean up?
>>715329027
yes, im the one who got the double dubs here ok am very special now
but yes. color in your dick with your pen. atleast try to
>>715329066
It was pretty hot tbh. I haven't ever self facialed before so it was kinda hard but I'm happy with the results
>>715329084
Best I can do
>>715329278
Also thanks for the ink poisoning anon. Appreciate it.
>>715329278
finger inside asshole
>>715329355
As you wish
Tape the cigarettes around your dick so that it looks like a gattling gun (or tie around somehow with a condom if no tape)
>>715329471
suck your toes
>>715329471
now same finger inside dick hole (unwashed)
>>715329508
Rolling for this
>>715329547
roll
>>715329557
roll2
>>715329557
roll3
>>715329522
>>715329555
checked
do these OP
>>715329522
As you wish my lord dubz
>>715329547
rolle
>>715329547
>Implying a finger can fit in a dick hole.
>>715328931
>>715328931
>>715328931
WHERE IS MY LIGHTER???
>>715329547
rolling
>>715329652
can if u try hard enough
>>715328837
oh god, why mention cats?
this will get dark op
>>715329629
when you've recovered:
cum on feet and lick it off
>>715329711
i got dubs again
try to put finger in dickhole 4 my dubs
>>715329725
reroll
>>715329725
>>715329745
alright last reroll for this
>>715329471
dub demands 4 fingers in the popo
Let me see that ass stretched
>>715329778 rolling
>>715329629
Get those fingers out of your mouth and put some boxers on boy
>>715329812
Least till then gone
>>715329778
this
>>715329842
roll
>>715329812
Actual last roll
>>715329842
roll2
>>715329842
>>715329887
one off, roll 3
>>715329866
Gottem lets see it after something big has been in it
>>715329866
oh my
>>715329555
Trips demands. I admire your creativity anon. I don't have tape and I'd hate to waste smokes so I will delivar.
>Tfw dick becomes gatling gun of smokes.
Lawdy Lawd I love you /b/ros.
You make my drunken depression worth while.
Take those cigs off your cock and crush them, then put on your pants
>>715329738
Best attempt. Previous anon was right. Fingers do not fit in dick hole
>>715329990
roll
>>715329935
how tight is that?
rub dick in your shit
ENTIRE fist in asshole.
if you cant do your fist see how many fingers you can do
>>715330031
Are you a cut fag? take them fingers out of your piss hole and put your pants back on.
>>715330094
Reroll
Finger in pooper
Finger in nose
>>715330093
roll
>>715330093
reroll2
>>715330093
reroll3
>>715330093
ROLLING
>>715330093
this
okay hows this
put as many fingers in your asshole as you can then lick your fingers covered in shit
>>715328135
>>715328366
>>715328550
>>715328837
>>715328931
>>715329658
>>715330206
rollingg
>>715329866
As I said before virgin asshole here so condom plus 3 fingers = stretched. I feel like I have to shit now.
>>715330111
DELIVER
>>715330094
>put your pants back on
this thread is getting kinda homosexual. alot of ass and dick shit
>>715330111
That'd ruin all the fun now wouldn't it.
>>715330206
rollgggg
>>715330316
roll2
>>715329935
This turned out exactly as I envisioned it
>>715330296
this
>>715330206
last roll
>>715330234
make a balloon out of that condom
Sit on the bottle of henney then clench and stand up, see if your asshole muscles can hold the weight
>>715330345
Glad I could accommodate anon :) you're creative mind deserves recognition.
>>715330398
why not
>>715330398
this
>>715330416
Props to you for delivering and to the trips who made it happen
>>715330398
roll
>>715330365
I already did in last thread. Been playing with it for a while now lol
>>715330305
No, fuck you and deliver you faggot >>715330111
>>715330111
WINRAR
>>715330458
I'm drunk and bored. I will delivar whatever I can. My /b/ros want entertainment and so do I. I don't mind being the instigator of entertainment
>>715330111
DELIVER FAGGOT
>>715330494
Okay pants are back on happy? Fingers were out of my ass after picture. 3 fingers hurts. Not like I enjoyed it
>>715330678
BOOO!!!
Go to bed
Eat a potato
pull balls as hard as possible
Post picture in sexiest underwear op
>>715330793
Reroll
Punch a hole in the wall
I love fetish! Do you like blood?
http://tnij.koryto.eu/
>>715330398
this
>>715330793
Regardless of dubs I actually like these underwears so I will post for you anon
>>715329935
LOL This is win - gattling dick
force a turd out and lick it
>>715330956
Buttshot
Go to sleep
>>715331041
Roll
>>715331041
Roll
>>715331066
WINRAR gtfo back to sleep faggot
>>715331066
dubs spoken gtfo to bed anon u fuckin fgt
>>715331066
Drunk cjk says no sleep. Sorry anon. I've never made my own post before these 2 and I'm enjoying taking requests so much I may even do it tomorrow. If anyone is looking for the thread I will post as cjk with my underwear. I'm drunk and having quite a lot of fun and will probably do this again.
>>715331250
Do a poo on the floor
>>715331066
Fuck off let op be the faggot he is. Op never delivers and this op is amazing. Fuck off and let the epicness continue
>>715331250
Who cares what drunk you says? Our request is you go back to sleep. Dubs demands it
OP is snoozing?
>>715331379
I'm not going to sleep yet I still have requests to take. Please continue with the dubs
>>715330874
that's fucking creepy bot....
>>715331698
No op is ztill here. Fuck the sleeping dubs I want to have fun
>>715329935
I will now forever suspect anyone who smokes canadian classics of being you.
But I happen to smoke them.
>>715331725
What's in ya cupboard mate? I need some inspiration.
Make a cockring with a condom
>>715331787
I request put your trousers on
>>715331854
Roll
>>715331854
Roll2
>>715331854
Roll3
>>715331854
Roll4
>>715331787
lick your sole
>>715331854
Roll5
>>715331799
>Tfw you are op
>>715331854
Roll6
>>715331928
rolling for this
>>715331961
That's what I'm thinking, some fightclub shit.
But I'm harrier and have a bigger dick.
Perhaps OP doth shaved me.
If dubs, post a picture of your face.
>>715332038
roll
>>715332038
I'll roll for this.
>>715332038
YEAH!
>>715332038
Let's go
>>715331928
roll
POO ON FLOOR
>>715332088
Oh look I got dubs
>>715331928
rolling
>>715331928
do it
>>715331854
Roll7
>>715332088
WINRAR!
OP must post a picture of it's face.
Okey then, go study madicine.
>>715331928
rolling for this
>>715332174
It's obviously a guy, not an it
>>715331854
roll for this
>>715332226
Reroll
>>715332088
Because of nature of this site and doxxing this is the best I will do
if one of your cats is female then fuck it with pics
Check'em
>>715331990
still waiting for my delivery
>>715331854
Roll9
>>715332226
That's not necessarily true.
A lot of people like to have gender neutral pronouns.
And I'll respect it and give it what it wants, if that's what it does want.
It deserves that respect.
>>715332266
print that photo out and cum on it
>>715332266
You live in Michigan?
You seem familiar.
>>715332288
lol double dubs. Now deliver!
>>715332266
I know who you are!
>>715332326
He's Canadian, hence the canadian classic cigarettes.
One more with hair
>>715332384
I missed that
>>715332285
Rolling
>>715332266
cute eyes
>>715332412
Today OP was not a fa..
>>715332412
Nvm I don't know who you are.
Still I'd hang out with you, no gay shit of course.
But that's just cause we both smoke the same ciggies.
>>715332429
Thank you :) my one friend always bugs me and says I have pretty eyes
>>715332288
>>715332356
Post name and I'll say yes or no
>>715332479
You look like a kyle.
Spread butthole.
>>715332526
Kyle.
>>715332526
Your name or your brother's name is kyle.
>>715332341
>>715332481
just die new friends
put cum in your ass
>>715332470
I'd hang out with op, seems like a cool dude who's down for whatever, no gay shit if course.
>>715332554
>>715332603
>>715332532
>>715332526
And If I'm right, I went to school with you.
We don't talk anymore, but we used to know eachother. You're a pretty cool dude. I always liked you.
Secret is safe with me.
>>715332603
>>715332554
No kyle in my life at all.
>>715332651
Yeah I bet he'd be fun to drink with.
>>715332670
Then sorry sir.
>>715332649
this
I assume you mean sole of foot. Tried my best
>>715332649
777
>>715332729
I'm sorry I'm not your kyle. I know the feels. A ginger posted on here a while ago and I've always liked him. Thought it was him but turned out not. Was a sad day
Ballsack in vacuum
>>715332788
both soles facing the camera
>>715332930
roll
>>715332788
no, take your soul from your body
>>715332900
Roommates are asleep. Would be hard to turn vacuume on and it doesn't have a hose attachment
>>715332930
rolling
I'm not even gay, I don't know why I'm in this thread.
>>715333005
fuck you.
>>715332930
rerollerino
>>715332709
>tfw no crazy friend like op th get drunk and do crazy shit with
>>715333130
Wow you smoke right in your room?
Lucky.
Ok this thread is just gay now, I'm out
>>715333084
Don't be mad please. If i had a hose attachment I'd take it to the basement but I don't.
cum on roommate
>>715333159
tfw never had a friend before.
>>715333197
This thread has always been gay.
fake and gay
*put foot thumb in ass
stretch checks, show hole
>>715332266
Take the hat off and set it on fire
Just because some of you seem pretty cool I'll post my kik: takerequests
I'm drunk currently but I'll reply in the morning for sure
>>715332315
Who gives a shit about those people? They're gender is defined by genitals. He doesn't deserve any respect for whoring himself out on the Internet
i demand full frontal nude pic with a smiley face written on belly.
>>715333463
reroll
>>715333504
reroll2
>>715333435
I'm entertaining my /b/ros. I've longed for an op that delivers and I decided to be that op tonight. Don't understand the hate
>>715333223
I'm your friend
>>715333463
reroll2
>>715333463
joining rolling
Roll for OP to get a cup, cum in it, microwave for 1 minute and then drink it
>>715333578
reroll
>>715333463
reroll3?
>>715333578
>>715333588
Delivar??
>>715333463
rererollroll
Leave 4chan
Never come back
>>715333588
I have whiskey/hennesey dick. Pro ably no cumming for the rest of the night
>>715333463
reroll4?
>>715333463
reroll5
>>715333463
fuck this. last reroll
>>715333463
Sikeee rerolling
>>715333838
For you anon
>>715333463
I never win:( rolling
>>715333528
Because it's gay and I hate seeing homosexuals
>>715333735
Roll to put boxers back on
>>715333953
Get dressed, you look beta as fuck
>>715333953
I just won but thankz u
>>715333735
shit and smear on dick
>>715333953
do you shave all over or just have little body hair. also age?
>>715334075
reroll
Clean your toilet
Pencil in dickhole
>>715334096
Little body hair I'm 22
>>715334189
reroll
>>715334122
LMAOOO its shitting time op
>>715333953
Put boxers back on
Kik is takerequests
Thanks for the fun bros. It's been a wild and crazy night
>>715334562
I would add you just to talk because you're one crazy motherfucker but no gay shit
rolling for kill yourself
>>715334122
no delivar : 0
>>715335104
Go ahead anon
>>715335104
>stays in thread
>watches dude cum and play with ass and dick
>no gay shit
>>715334562
Fucking cut fag, put some boxers on
>>715332412
hi GeT_RiGhT
>>715335293
I wasn't even here the whole time
he just seems like a cool dude albeit gay
>>715335495
Roll
>>715335495
Roll2
>>715335495
Roll3
>>715335495
Roll4
>>715335495
Roll5
>>715335495
Roll6
>>715335495
Roll7
>>715335495
Roll8
>>715335495
Roll9
>>715335495
Roll10
>>715335495
Hey OP now you gotta do it, I singlehandedly counted to 10
Do this op
>>715336381
Roll
>>715337144
>>715334562
Now you gotta do it OP
>>715337205
He's asleep you tard
>>715337331
Alright, abandon thread
bump
>>715326929
dude you know youre a fucking fag right??
