Alright /b/ this lil fucker fell out of a tree in my yard and is coughing up blood, but dubs names it, trips decides what I do with it
>>674247625
Eat him
take him to vet retard op
>>674247625
call him mao and fucking help him
>>674247625
Send it to space where it belongs.
Nigger whore
>>674247780
roll
>>674247780
this
>>674247625
Name him nigger nuts
>>674247625
You could try eating him
EAT IT!
>>674247749
this
>>674247625
Have you tried eating him yet?
OP here, I've cared for one before and still have it, it should be fine. Yes the first one was smaller and also coughing up blood.
>>674247780
>>674247955
ok he's mao but now help him pls!!
>>674247625
Try eating him-
Eat him fag
HELP HIM
So.... Did you end up eating him?
>>674247625
let him go outside.
>>674247625
You should probably try eating him...
>>674247625
eat it
>>674247625
Have you eaten him yet? Did you even try?
Take care of him, like he was your own.
fuck off edgy kids
help that poor animal
raise it as your own but actually as your own
if anyone asks it is yours you had sex with squirrel and woke 1 day to see this on floor outside your door
update all social media as to your new baby
take round to see family keep asking if it looks like you
see this through to the end op they live 12 years so will be a long 1 but worth it for the selfkeks
>>674248166
Mao and help checked. gotta love it ohpee
>>674247780
This
>>674247625
How about eating him? You should try eating him. Give that a shot.
>>674247625
As a squirrelkin I can only imagine how scared that poor little fur is. Let fur go but first feed fur lots of nuts. Fur'll love it.
>BTW fur is proper pronoun for squirrelkin
>>674247625
How's eating him going?
Bring mao to doctor, video and report back to /b.
You have already built a shelter for this fuck, so you fuckin love him we all know.
vet faggot
bring to a vet
help it
put your dick on top of it
Take it to vet
>>674247780
Roll
>>674247625
Did you eat him yet?
Jeff and take him the vet
>>674247780
this
put it in a toaster
bring to vet
kill it, clean it, cook it, then eat it.
Vet
>>674247625
get it to a animal doc, faggot
WTF ELSE!?
>>674248541
Save mao
help it :(
>>674247625
Why not take the time to sit down, grab out a knife and fork, and just eat the little sucker.
Tie to balloon and let it go.
Help the nigga out
>>674247749
I second this
>>674248464
>How about eating him? You should try eating him. Give that a shot
>him
>him
What if it's a her? Lick it's squirrelly pussy
Shove it up your ass
VET
>>674248677
So his name is vet? Take him to the fucking vet
vet
help it....
Help it
>>674247625
To the fucking vet Mao goes
>>674247625
I hope you ate him. Waste of good squirrel meat.
>>674247625
Get him to vet faggot
take it to the vet but don't wear pants
Take to the vet
Take Mao to vet
>>674248840
reroll
>>674248796
Vet pls
>>674247625
provide it with food and shelter for the next year
>>674248677
bring vet to a vet
Help Mao! Help him now - take him to a vet and pay vet bills and shit
Fuck him
Vet
if I get dubs u insert faggot
blend it
and call it blendy
Take to the vet then go have a kfc
HELP IT. FUCKKKK
>>674247780
roll
Take him to the vet
>>674248870
again
Stick it up your butt
it needs help... do your duty
Help mao
>>674247625
euthanize it by bashing its head in with a hammer, also post aftermath
It's a fucking squirrel, don't take it to the vet unless you want to pay the huge costs associated with treating a wild animal. If he's actually coughing up blood like you say, kill him humanely because he would die either way.
Save him take to vet
>>674247625
>Fuck these people
If you take it to the vet, the veternarians will LAUGH at you. What you should do, is NAME it VET and just sit down and fucking eat iy already, christ man.
take it to the vet
>>674248677
Dubs aye take it to the vet
>>674247625
Cum on it
>>674248999
THANK YOU <3
>>674247625
Buster nuckinfutz
dont fucking eat him, cum on him
>>674248999
winnerd
>>674248999
WINNER DETECTED
>>674248999
winrar
>>674247625
Vet faggot you love Mao
>batman
>leonidas
>goldeneye bird
>dragons
>>674248999
Winrar
>>674248999
WINRAR OP do this
>>674247625
hit with a hammer, very hard.
>>674249055
oh double dubs! Take him to a vet
>>674247625
Did you try eating him at all? Even a little?
Tape him to a firecracker. Send him to the moon
>>674248999
BASED
cum on it, before you take it to the vet
wring its neck
squirrel = vermin
get yourself to .doc
hope your rabies jab still good
>then eat it
>>674248999
Fucking yes Mao shall now be saved
Happy to know I got trips when it mattered live on young mao
>>674249063
Roll
CUM ON IT
>>674248999
Have a nice life, my friend. And everyone rolling for vet / help.
hit it with hammer
cum on eht nigga
>>674247625
break its neck
>>674248999
What a fagot
>>674248999
Woop take him to a vet! At least the trips wasnt wasted
>>674249099
Wrong thread
>>674249223
FUUUUUUUUCKING OFF BY 1 IM KILLING MY SELF
>>674247790
Roll
>>674247625
>FUCKING EAT THE SQUIRREL, DUDE.
>>674248999
winrar
hit it with a fucking hammer until you can see it's brains.
Go the vet slit it's throat and draw a huge pentagram on the vets main window while screaming black lives matter
>>674248999
You did it man
>>674247625
Dubs ; Top Gun
Trips ; Buy that fucker a motorcycle
Fuck him then eat him then when you shit him out smear it all over you
>>674247790
rawl
>>674248443
rolling for this.
>444
put it in a sock and slam it into objects.
>>674249311
Winrar
>>674249006
Thread died when trips decided to save him instead of eat him
Put him in your butthole
Everyone is being edgy as Fuck I need to go get stitches. Good luck mao
>>674249504
this
>>674247625
You know, you DON'T have to do what the winner says, you anonymous, noone will know if you actually just ate the little sucker.
>>674247625
>Open nearest available window
>Grab the gray vermin by the tail
>then proceed to launch it out of the window at full force.
They are shit creature's and don't feel bad about killing it.
Why are people still rolling? There's already been both winrars
Shove it up your ass, not like you will deliver anyway
>>674249311
Winrar!!!
>>674248999
Vets may or may not treat wildlife. It's hit or miss whether you'll get one to do that. There are legal implications.
Source: Wife is Vet, we own a clinic together.
Take it to the vet.
>>674247625
try eat him?
Name: bitch templeton
do with it: throw it on film
>>674248443
THIS
>>674248475
Don't pretend just to piss people off, it pisses people off.
>>674247780
roll
Punt his ass into the neighbour's yard.
>>674249545
Webm faggot
>>674249628
A vet won't waste money on vermin.
take him to the vet nigger
Nice bait op
>>674249628
That's trips not doubles faggot get on my level scrub
>>674249311
EAT THE SQUIRREL. IT'S FUCKING NATURE. IT'LL BE LIKE, NATURAL OR WHATEVER...
>>674249781
Webm what? I didn't say I was going to eat it, retard. I've repeatedly been telling OP to eat it. If I had a squirrel I'd totally eat it and video tape that shit for all you guys-
Help him back up into his tree with a bunch of get well soon balloons.
>>674247625
eat it
>>674247625
eat it.
>>674247780
this
>>674247625
Eat it!
Op is a faggot and should skin himself while using the vermin to clean all the blood
>>674247625
FUCKING EAT IT DUDE
>>674247625
EAT IT RIGHT NOW, YOU ASSHOLE.
>>674250215
"You know you don't have to what the winner says"
So much faggottry
Enough nonsense, cum on it and then eat it. Name it Hendrick.
>>674250763
Reroll
cum on it, then bring it to a vet (with cum still on it).
>>674247625
Look at that hand. You're a fat fuck, aren't you OP?
>>674250284
Baha, I've been screaming "eat him" for over 20 minutes and now I'm switching sides. You should absolutely, 100%, do this.
take it to witch doctor pls
>>674247625
>>674249311
>>674250700
I said he doesn't have to do what the winner says, that doesn't imply that I'm OP and have a squirrel you retard. Do you even know what you're mad at?
>>674247625
Blender.
>>674250876
roll
>>674247625
Space Program.
>>674250876
rollll
>>674250763
Roll
I really hope OP just abandons thread and helps poor little chipperino
>>674251087
You think I'm mad? For pointing out how much of a dumb faggot you are
Fucking Kek
And out of our little conversation how the Fuck would mistake you for opening? Stupid fucking nobody faggot
Fucking take him to a vet and get him checked out instead of fucking around here you damn retard.
>>674249006
>implying vets haven't dedicated their lives to saving animals
>>674250700
Obviously he knows noone really does anything, and the board's just for the conversation itself. I don't understand your point.
>Newfag
Stick your Dick in its mouth
>>674250763
Last roll
>>674251650
You said to webm it retard.
call police & say youˋve hit 'a lil fucker' with your dick. show him to the police then
>>674248443
Roll
Microwave it
>>674247625
Enjoy your squirrel flu faggot
Toast it with a toaster
>>674252220
roll
>>674251802
You're a faggot
op can webm
And you keep replying to different people with you faggottry
>>674247625
put it in a box and the it to donald trump
>>674252477
rollllll
>>674252477
>the it
Kill yourself.
>>674247625
i used to fuck a lil fucker.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvNmDqkHir8
>Don't eat it
>>674247780
Reroll but call him Sealion
eat it
Lick its bumhole
use it as a fleshlight
>>674247625
eat his ass
stick him up your ass
Take him to the vet
>>674247625
Kek
