SECRETS THREAD
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SECRETS THREAD
>>674616891
I catfish random lonely guys, get them to agree to meet in the middle of nowhere and murder them.
I would suck dick for dubs tbqh
>>674617030
here you go
I'm secretly a faggot
I am a 40 year old single mom and I like to masturbate to videos of apes fucking.
I send nudes of my girlfriend to people who know her using a fake fb
I'm 18 and get fucked by my gf in the ass, and I love it
the one that got away. totally friendzoned me so i started filming her in the shower
jerk it to her everyday
>>674617504
forgot link
http://anon-v.com/videos/78527/big-tits-shower3/
I came here to post my faggot secret but it seem like everyone has a faggot secret life.
>>674617504
Link to the anon v?
>>674617504
Requesting vids, she seems fuckable af
>>674617504
>>674617574
>>674617599
>>674617603
http://anon-v.com/videos/78526/big-tits-shower2/
I like my cousin
I have a girlfriend of 6 years.
Her mom loves me like a son, and I love her too. But I also take creepshots of her, and masturbate to her a lot.
Also I have 3 girls I swap nudes and sext with. They don't know me personally though, so the chance of getting caught by my gf is really really low.
>>674617504
if caught you will be sent to prison and raped by niggers or killed by her or her friends/family GOOD LIFE CHOICES
>>674617284
Just like me
And Op,
And evwryone else who likes traps
My sister got addicted to painkillers after a car crash, and I had hookups. I pimped her out so she could have her pills.
Cheat all the time on love of my life
>>674617878
fucked up by dating her friend when she went away to college (she was older)
then her friend dumped me
so i got her showering too
http://anon-v.com/videos/78530/skinny-babe-showers/
>>674616891
i don't actually care about anyone i know.
I've fucked more than a hundred ladyboys in thailand in my last year long trip
After my fiance cheated i just hurt... The only thing that makes me feel like ill be okay again is sissy-fying him and sodomizing him with my strap on and make him fucking suffer like my whore...
I like letting my dog fuck me up my ass and taking his huge not and while we're tied I masturbate to naked pics of my 18 yo female cousin that I stole off her laptop
>>674618509
how much did it cost?
>>674616891
>sometimes make sister lunch when im home
>bacon sandwhiches
>I cum on hers when shes in her room waiting
>mix it it in
>eat together
>she always looks at me when eating it
>I think she has known all these years
>kisses me on the cheek and thanks me every time.
>dick is diamonds
>fap to it
I once had sexual relations with a fairly popular female YouTuber. She said if I went public about it, she'd claim it was rape.
>>674618509
>2 thai girls come up to me and say
>if you sleep with us it will be like winning the lottery
>It sure was
>we pulled out six balls.
Every so often, I REALLY want to become incontinent...
Sometimes I don't wash my hands after I poop
>>674616891
I've fucked every friend of my gfs and she has no clue. Also fucked her sister twice this year
I have ED
When I was 16, I peed on my dog
>>674617878
>>674617574
>>674617504
http://anon-v.com/videos/78525/big-tits-changing/
>>674618960
Not that much if you know the right people
>>674619087
>tfw you've been mixing the sandwiches up and eating your own sauce the whole time
>>674619757
never mixed up brah. im sure of it.
i gave a blowjob to a guy on our first date in the movie theater, he was 4 years older than me (14-18) and i was scared to do something bad so i did what he wanted
>>674619352
go public with it
I stretch my balls using up to 3 weights, weighing ~2 pounds each.
>>674616891
I fucked my roommates fiance while she was on her period wiped the blood off on his pillow case!
>>674620162
wtf? why?
>>674619352
That's dumb, she can't claim rape months/years later just because you've gone public about it. If it was rape she would have approached authorities in a reasonable length of time.
You're probably fine to go public about it. Trust me. I'm a Larger.
I am a str8 dude who has fucked over a 100 chicks....but also a secret panty boi who has sucked over a 100 cocks and been fucked dozens of times by men.
>>674620328
why not?
I participate in SECRETS THREADs in a 4chan board called b.
>>674617015
Ethan?
I killed 12 people
everybody thinks it was an accident
I was the shooter on the grassy nole!
Ama
>>674620499
michael?
i have a fetish for people with fetishes of people that have fetishes
>>674620644
Spongebob!
>>674620701
Patrick !
>>674620701
DONKEY!
>>674617015
Proof?
My life has been so easy that I just don't want to go to college and keep being successful, I want to join the secret service and have an interesting life instead of an easy one
>secretly hope to get friendzoned
>never happens
Not interested in sex, but won't say no
>>674616891
i was the second shooter in the grazzy knoll
>>674620903
But then you have to deal with counterfeiters
>>674620636
>>674621222
JFK here, fuck you both
>be 21
>called from work
>see mother die in my own hands
>Her partner
>helper her drink and drug to death for almost 10 years
>he owes money
>people he owes know he wont pay
>they find me
>offer to tell me where he is for money
>take me to him when hes high on heroin
>defenceless
>inject an overdose into
>10 years of family pain avenged
>no one knows otherwise
>tell myself every time I think about it Im not a murderer it was only justice.
lied to my parents for 2 years about getting accepted into and going to college.
>>674621359
No I think I blew your mind bru!
Once I got to "fuck" a girl I liked, I was so exited that I didn't care about anything. Until she showed up with a Strap-on and wanted to fuck my ass, I was kind of confused and nervous but I let her do it cuz I'm stupid. After that she never talked to me ever again.
When I was 6 I would shove a ms piggy toy like this up my ass because she was mouthy and I wanted to humiliate her. Now I pay backpage whores to let me smack them around and degrade them.
I saw who really killed Ron Goldman and Nicole Simpson!
OJ did I helped!
The bottom pic is me 5 years ago
Guess my current secret is ive been using a lot of nudes of this girl I cant stand, to catfish mt current girlfriends friends boyfriends. Let me explain to those that dont understand.
>> girlfriend has hot friends
>> have abundance of nudes of girl I consider a bitch
>> I create and add my girlfriends hot friend's boyfriends.
>> tell them im bi and the only way ill show nudes is if they send their current girlfriends nudes.
>> working 50% so far.
>>674621844
Haha fucking loser.
>>674622140
You are shit at explanations
this chick crashed at my place after a party one time. i sent the whole night kissing her sweaty feet while she was sleeping
I cant get dubs
>>674617015
I'm gonna need a story for proof
not sure where to start..
I'm a pretty terrible person.
>post pictures of a female I actually really like on 4chan.
>cheat on wife
>slept with relatives, inlaws and blood
>>674618509
do the thai hookers ask "do you want aids with that?"
>>674620068
THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I like crossdressing, it makes me feel cute.
Im some kind of masochist.
Nothig special, i know my life is a joke
>>674619491
How do people manage this without getting caught?
Got an hand job from a 13 yearold girl not that bad though because I'm 16
>>674616891
I take creepshots whenever I go out. I stream them to my tv and Jack off to the footage. I want to post them but I get my footage from the same places I frequent and I don't want the security, employees, or girls who go there to get wise.
I've been getting my girlfriend for a year now and I think I hate her now.
>>674623947
Some people are just careful and have no shame.
>>674619352
I hope so hard it was Laci Green
>>674623268
Don't see why the first one is an issue, second yeah that's pretty scummy and third A. You're on /b/ half of us have done something like that and B. the other half wish they could.
I shouldn't have gotten remarried
>>674623962
MODS WILL GET YOU
One time I put a firefly in my butthole.
I'm into lolicon and my boyfriend doesn't know
>>674624468
Reveal to him, and fuck to loli porn.
>>674622367
you should've kissed her pussy
>>674624724
I've kinda tip toed around the subject and he reacts pretty badly to anything depicting children.
>>674624450
post
>>674624942
POST !!
>>674624873
i wish my gf was into this
>>674624873
Just let him 'accidentally' walk in on you flicking the bean to some loli. look him dead in the eye and say, "don't make me choose."
I fucked catlyn jenner in her boi pussy!
Worst sex ever!
>>674625165
no wai
I used to go through the employee lockers seeing what I could find. One slut had this pullover at the bottom of her things that she never took home so I figured it was forgotten. I would jerk off with it and stuff it back in there. Used it as a cumrag for about three months. She left and I never saw her again but I figured she must have thrown it out in disgust. Looked her up on FB a while ago and found this pic of her wearing that same top...
>>674625116
From what I've seen a lot of anons do
I use my kanye west shirt as a cumrag
>roofied my wife while at the club
>put her on a couch and pulled panties down from under skit
>unbuttoned shirt and unsnapped bra
>skirt pulled up and knees spread
>pussy fully exposed as well as tits
>watched from another table as several guys,girls and a few couples played with her all night.
>>674624829
but her feet were so sweet, couldnt help it
>>674624056
Does "getting" mean getting sex with your gf in this instance ?
>>674625145
I think he'd just crack up laughing which could be a good way to break the ice about the issue kek'd though
>>674618190
My dream scenario.
i love you
you hate yourself
i think about you all day
i want you so much
i will never have you
>>674625600
Don't stick your dick in crazy anon
I wanted to be raped by these ugly triplets and be forced to smell their assholes when they had not showered
>>674616891
I masturbated In a public graveyard
>>Me 11 yr old
>>Goes to school
>>This guy in class isn't very nice to me.
>>He bullies me
>>So I made a chooise, to fuck up his life.
>>Overreacted to the teachers, so much that i left school.
>>Told teatchers that he attempted murder on me, treadend me with hammer and tools.
>>Left school, and moved to another..
>>Ivel 11 yr old
>>674621447
Damn dude, i hate keeping small lies going,like i can do magic tricks or something, i would not be able to stand this
>>674625499
It was an amazing time. I've no regrets.
>>674625972
>lied
Watch out we got a badass over here!
>>674624056
it happens. some chicks are just mean bitches.
Sister asks me and lets me lick her feet
>>674625804
that anon is the crazy, anon
>>674616891
Me and a cousin played truth or dare and I ended up eating her out when we were both 11 or 12.
>>674626104
Your chooise to belive me or not, it's true.
He was one of these fat guys, also a annoying idiot. He bullied me alittle, then i over reacted, and told the teathers more than was true, my parrents belived me and moved me to other school
>>674621374
It was justice, anon. But He will be the judge of that someday.
pooped my pants untill i was 12
Im 19, and sometimes i pee in bed...
this dog has a better life than me
>>674626031
I'm hoping to do the same with GF's sister. I already had her suck me off for some bud without GF knowing.
>>674625333
how do you bring up the subject?
>>674625972
Based on how piss poor you spelling and grammar is you should go back and do a few more years.
>>674626448
hopefully the cops won't because
I tried to kill myself one week ago because my girlfriend of almost four years and to be future wife has been cheating for three months and left me for the other man a month ago. Just found out about the other man thursday, shit went down, came back home and tried to an hero. And failed at that too.
been held at gun point by a cop and tried to slice open my neck with a serated knife on mushrooms
>>674626440
So wait, you got bullied, bitched out and then moved schools?
I've always wanted to tell my younger cousin if I could smell her asshole after she hasn;t showered for a couple days
I am a Internet drug Lord and all my family believe that I am a important telecom engineer.
>>674626733
To whom?
not joking, Bobby Lee is really funny and underrepresented by his fan base
>>674627091
your bf. or how do you tiptoe around it? what are your hints?
>>674626161
That her?
>>674626826
Hope not
>>674627076
i thought you got arrested, ross
bitched out of every potential fight ive ever been a part of
about to leave my wife today telling her when im off work, dont hate her or plan to be a asshole about it but ive made my deicision
>>674627067
yea plese
>>674627231
yea
>>674627213
Every time I put someone on tv who's a bit young in a sexual situation he freaks out and he's come across me looking at some little girls but I quickly covered it by saying it's someone else's stuff in a rule 34 thread.
>>674626891
Don't kill yourself over the slut, anon. You can find and do much better. You'll be okay, /b/ro.
>>674627067
go on
I'm the printer that allowed the Bangladeshi bank hack to happen. Truth is I was working fine, but those jerks at the office buy terrible coffee and won't raise my salary. $81 MILLION WOULD HAVE BOUGHT A LOT OF GOOD COFFEE, HUH GUYS?
>>674627466
More pics
>>674616891
I'm in love and in relationship with a 16 year old
GF admitted she fantasized about me spanking her, dominating her, and fucking her in the ass. She has a *great* ass. Broke up with her before I ever had a chance to do it- now live with that regret.
I've just finished with my fiancée of 5 years. Have gotten close to a new girl but still secretly love my ex to pieces. As well as this I've been considering whether I want to find a trap instead, there's a gorgeous pre-op who lives close. Never touched a dick other than mine but want hers inside me.
I browse /b/
>>674627514
I'm not the anon you're talking to, but what do you find interesting about loli stuff? Like, you want to watch your bf fuck a loli or some shit like that?
>>674627304
Hahaha he was one of my mentors and inspiration. However dw is not safe anymore. Also Im not from US or EU.
>>674625165
*bruce
>>674627531
theres a bit more of a story, just didnt want to bore anons who are tired of stories of blissful happiness getting rimmed
>>674616891
I don't know how to function as a human being, I don't understand how people do it, I try very hard to function, but I can't seem to, as if I was programmed wrong. Social interaction is imitation, its mockery, I have friends, and family and a partner, only out of a survival instinct, I mimic comradery but don't feel it. I do feel extremely attached to my partner, but not in a normal way... its not compromise, its not mutual affection, I feel wholey obligated to this person, as if its a purpose, and the only purpose I've managed to muster. I don't get emotional highs from interacting with people, though I laugh, I merely laugh out of an inane obligation not because I find something enjoyable, happiness is faked, I either feel nothing, or depressed, and those are the only two things I can feel anymore. pleasantries are alien to me, I attempt them, and have gotten decent at them, but some nuance still evades me.
my life has become so numb, I consider ending it daily... whats the point in continuing your meaningless existence when you are fully aware its meaningless, when you see yourself and others as meat and bone and nothing more.
>>674627686
liar
I am a law abiding citizen who is more intelligent than 90% of the population yet disillusioned to the point of apathy.
>>674627674
Welp good work for leaving her rather than cheating on her. Be careful, make sure you wear protection and have fun anon, see it as a new experience.
Awwww yissssss
>>674627641
Cool. I built that up with my ex for years, and before we got a chance to embrace it she left me and now some new dude is dominating and analling her while im alone on here. Cheers.
Had sister in law suck me off at my own wedding. Came in her mouth. Got married a couple hours later and had my new wife do the same.
>>674616891
When I go to crap I take my pants and boxers completely off. It just feels right
>>674626891
>>674625454
>>674626108
Was a typo. Meant to write dating.
I lost my virginity to my overweight cousin.
>>674627978
You should be worried. Any family that's bred that level of slut..
If they have no problem fucking each other over, why would they have a problem fucking you over?
>>674620612
story?
>>674627775
No I don't want to watch him fuck one, maybe later on or with me at least but not just him taking her. Honestly I just love the fact they are so cute and innocent, their little bodies etc. I think one of the biggest turn on is they can go from 100% innocent to sexual if they want to whereas I see adults 99% as sexual even if they're trying not to be.
That and I would love to just pick one up and ravage her, I'm pretty short so that'd be roughly the only age they'd be smaller than me and able to be dominated easily.
>>674627830
Dexter
>>674616891
I was raped by the neighbor's son several times a week for about 2 months until he heroed himself.
No one knows
After some anon posted this pic of his bf, I've been hoping all month I could get a fuck boi like him
I fucked a guy in the ass and I've sucked dick but I didn't enjoy either and I don't plan on being with guys again. Still unsure if I should ever tell a female partner any of this.
>>674626891
I'll never understand why people fuck up killing themselves. Don't kill yourself over a fucking chick anon.
I secretly want to die everyday but not suicide... Like as I'm driving Im hoping that I can get in a terrible car accident that's not my fault.
>>674627798
Drop some LSD you need to open your mind.
>>674628123
Haha basically my ex's reaction nowadays.
>>674628319
Don't, most girls that find out tell you that they want to see you do it
>>674628205
Not worried one bit.
>>674616891
I use a PS4 to browse 4chan.
>>674628087
Why do she ask you to lick feet etc?
How that start?
>>674628271
I wish, I have never killed anybody... to die via electrocution wouldn't be palatable... I'd rather die on my terms, not because of a court order.
>>674618509
That's a major fantasy of mine. Well done, /b/ro
>>674628113
Nothing wrong with that mane.
I do that sometimes. Not usually though.
When I'm really in a bad way, I'll pull my tshirt over my head. It provides a level of comfort or negates the discomfort in some way by the added pressure.
This is especially true when you eat a hot pepper
I have PTSD after I tried getting a 13 year old to show herself to me on MSN and send me her panties and her brother and father found me and beat me to shit with baseball bats
>>674617401
You know what they say. Once you go black, you're a single mom.
>>674617015
>>674621374
holy fuck my mother died to drugs cause of her shit partner ,, how the fuck did you do It I know where he is but I cant bring myself to go to him ... I fucking envy you.
Convince me anons does he deserve it like this other anon did?
>>674628450
You should be. You married into a family of dirty, dirty whores.
>>674627978
So your brothers wife? Nice.
Pics?
>>674617401
what??why??? anon
>>674628431
I would assume most girls would just leave the relationship thinking the guy is gay or has a chance to "regress".
>>674628246
Consider yourself pedo?
This is the only girl to ever give me pegging fantasies
>>674628361
Join the military then.
>>674626448
Fuck you, holy faggot
>>674628528
Fuck off. PTSD. Serves you right pedo.
>>674628631
Or his wife's sister.
>>674628545
once you go black we dont want you back.
>>674621222
I have my own grassy knoll and I shoot anyone who comes near it
>>674628598
It's k virgin. Don't need shitty advice from prudes
i'm eating a bowl of cereal
>>674628528
Probably because you sent her your fucking address, faggot. You're all sorts of dumb.
>>674628722
I will as soon as I thoroughly fuck my life over
>>674625804
i'm the grill
hes the boy
>>674628346
>>674628369
I'll quick greentext this shit
>be sophmore
>help freshman girl move in to dorm
>three weeks into semester, date.
>fuck all the time, she has more experience but I learn quick.
>shes a wreck; drugs alcohol hookups... Im straightlaced
>shes got it bad on drugs, I clean her up. I get her to stop drinking crazily and I get over her sluttish past.
>fast forward two years
>living in an apartment together
>love each other so fucking much
>talk marriage, future house, kids
>fast forward another year
>I'm in my internship year for nuclear medicine
>shes a senior
contd
>>674627514
>he freaks out
is he really uptight in general?
>>674628246
weellll my dick is diamonds now
>>674617460
you are doing good by that, anon. let no one else say anything different!
>>674628713
Nah, I can sometimes see the beauty in little girls irl but would I ever touch one? No. I wouldn't want to hurt her, I know I wouldn't be able to just love her emotionally so I would just end up hurting her. Admittedly it's going to be interesting what happens when I have kids though, I simply don't know if it's going to be 100% mother love or if there will be some undertone.
Everyone thought I was getting in shape for health or women, but it was so I could suck my own dick. I am able to do it twice a week before my back stiffs and I need a break. I can go down to the balls even. Its amazing.
>>674628910
Listen, It's not my fault man. Don't take it out on me. If you want to be in denial of the truth that's your business.
>>674628970
Don't let your ham wallet get penetrated by crazy then.
Seriously don't waste your time with people that simply aren't worth it.
>>674617401
Need vid for proof
>>674628631
Wife's sister. Pics are on server. Currently on my phone. Not sure enough people care.
>>674628476
>Started back when she was 15 and I was 13.
>She just told me that she heard from multiple friends that getting your feet licked was relaxing and felt good blah blah
>Bothered me for weeks about
>Eventually I caved, did it, liked it
>Still happens to this day just not as often
>>674620064
TITS OR GTFO
>>674629002
one of my fears, having sexual undertones when i should be portraying only motherly love.
also, my child will call their father "daddy" which creates such a jealous rage inside of me, i think of killing them and they don't even exist yet.
>i have problems.
>>674618960
his genital health
>>674628528
Im a convicted murderer did 9 years because it was driven by adultery, Id still kill you , we burn fucks like you with water in the dinner que and the guards say nothing because your scum , even killers and drug dealers have a code , no children get harmed and no women unless the fight back with a blade, I would paint my face with your blood and not feel guilty , wait for the cops to arrive and tell them why , fuck you people.
>>674616891
when I was 15 I had a furry gay sugardaddy/fuckbuddy
he was 22 and I got railed
>>674628988
He's just only really into certain things but we love each other, I think I might be able to convince him to eat me out to porn and then I might just switch to lolicon while he's not looking.
Glad your dick is diamonds but it is true, just the idea of them being so light I could pick them up and hold them close.
>>674629314
Pedos are horrible, horrible people. We can all agree on this.
>>674629312
Are you saying that's what you go through or are you implying I'm going to go through that?
Currently have a crush on a girl who isnt of legal age yet.
The feeling isnt mutual.
feelsalmostpedophelicman
I usually give up reading 'secrets' threads after the first 15-20 posts so I probably miss any good ones
>>674629312
>also, my child will call their father "daddy" which creates such a jealous rage inside of me, i think of killing them and they don't even exist yet.
Holy shit. Please tell me some flags to spot girls like you, just for the sake of my offspring.
>>674625394
You raped your wife by proxy you dumb shithole of a cuck?
>>674628984
>over past year, we begun sexual exploring
>started anal, some domination, had a failed three way.
>in new apartment
>shes freaking out its her last year
>didnt do stuff like make friends, hung out always with me
>makes a friend, asks me if she can hang out with him.
>whynot.gif
>barely see gf now, working long hours for program.
>stressed out because mounting student loans, also paying fro engagement ring.
>fast forward to Feb 20
>Breaks up with me
>cites stress, family issues (both sides), and need to not have stress due to stressful application year coming up
contd
>>674620701
Hitler!
>>674629391
you might as well give a shot right? you probably have a better shot of it being accepted than if you were a guy.
that's some high quality loli. where's it from?
>>674629545
that's what i go through
i can see the beauty in children, but there is a part of me that wants to use it to hurt them.i stay away.
>>674629487
She was 13 not 3. It's not so bad.
>>674629487
Unfortunately not everyone can come to that consensus. Soon enough people will say serial killers aren't so bad in this misguided quest for tolerance.
Pic unrelated
>>674629391
loli girls or loli guys? if you had a son would you want to fuck his little dick? and what would you even do to your daughter?
> girlfriend older sister 7/10
> had a sexual dream about her a few weeks ago. And again last night
> can't even be in the same room as her half the time
> she sometimes is around the house in little shorts and shirts you can clearly see nip through
Fuck
>>674629686
Yeah I think I will actually give it a proper go, I think when he does no doubt find out he'll see how serious I am about never hurting a real girl so maybe he'll be ok with it, I dunno only time will tell.
Honestly just found it in a loli thread, was essentially the reason when I started getting into loli.
>>674625394
Wanted to try this with wife. Just can't find roofies.
>>674629487
even killer hate pedos anon , I did my time and no one murderer or any criminal will get down with a pedo , no crime lower than a ped , we asked one guy for his papers found he was in for sex crimes, was 4 of us in a cell wesmuggled soap bars to our cells at put them in our pillows and beat the fuck out of him with them just like in full metal jacket , he went int PC after that..... I killed a grown man but fuck pedos.
I poop peanuts
>>674629733
Ah ok sorry I misread it and wanted to make sure rather than jump down your throat lol. That sucks, it's good that you never hurt them though, it's so important we never hurt them.
I'm not into the whole Daddy thing personally, my little girl can call him that and me Mommy and it'll just make my heart melt.
>>674629619
I honestly can't
I don't know what my crazy is like on the outside, but i haven't met anyone else who admits to this issue
>>674629816
You're disgusting
>>674629816
loli is girls shota is boys
and no I don't really see the point in sleeping with a male child, maybe to suck him off just so he gets really shy and embarrassed but yeah size does matter and unless they are hung when young I doubt I'd ever do anything to a little boy.
To my daughter, I won't know until it happens, probably not though really I never want to hurt a child.
pick my nose all the time and do one of two things with with
1.eat it
2.flick it
>>674629668
>im determined to win her back
>also cites i was suffocating her (she liked tattoos and piercings and bacon, me being a jewfag)
>tell her ill buy her a tattoo, took her to get her nips pierced, and always let her have bacon she chose not to.
>fast forward last thursday
>her imessages pop up on my pc
>i see shes been fucking that friend numerous times a daysince december
>they love each other
>they officially started dating a day after she broke up with me
>i confront her, shes pissed i read the messages
>i tell her i forgive her and just want her to be happy
>truth is i want her back badly
>we still live together till july (lease), so i see her when shes here texting him smiling (based on messages i know its shit like "ima make you cum so hard tomorrow")
>I know this shitfuck got some anal, and is getting some kinky play like handcuffs and shit, shit i spent years getting her into.
>I still love her
>So i tried to an hero
>failed
>she found out, came back and spent all weekend and most of the week this week with me in the apartment.
>dont talk much, shes here to make sure i dont an hero. But she started to hat me now.
>>674630287
This type of fantasy is really hot. Just make sure that they're only fantasies.
>>674629312
>my child will call their father "daddy" which creates such a jealous rage inside of me,
making a mom jealous with her daughter would be a lot of fun.
>>674629808
They're both bad.
Fuck you. You're a piece of garbage.
I once bang a girl in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>674630432
I bet you wouldn't say the same of compulsive murder fantasies.
>>674628346
I took vicodin, anti depressants, and drank. tried to drown myself. Turns out when your brain shuts off your body knows it doesnt want to die. so i guess unconsciously i saved myself.
>>674629811
Hopefully reason will prevail. I kind of doubt it.. but hopefully.
We have a lot bigger issues than the whole PC/tolerance phenomenon, imo.
>>674616891
I can tell if people around me are going to die.
i talk to myself sometimes
>>674630516
She knew what she was doing and was into it. She got caught exposing herself to me on cam otherwise she was fully consenting
>>674630512
you seem fun.
although, I'm already angry imagining it.
>i don't even know you
>you fuck her and I'll kill you
>just watch
>>674630547
so did you make a baby or did u fail at it like youve failed at everything else youve tried in your life?
>>674630362
>>>>>i tell her i forgive her and just want her to be happy
>>>>>we still live together till july
Hahahah you fucking beta
>>674630752
>We have a lot bigger issues than the whole PC/tolerance phenomenon, imo.
Trump
28 year old virgin
>>674630811
That doesn't make it not disgusting. It also doesn't make it right.
She's 13, legally she can't consent.
>>674630818
i'd make you sleep in her bed, tied to it if necessary.
she could sleep with me in the master bedroom.
>>674630640
>body knows it doesn't want to die
No shit hence why you take enough of whatever you pick to kill yourself and not wake up. You didn't save yourself, you just didn't do enough research.
>>674621374
Holy shit, you are a murderer sorry anon ... but I dont think anyone here can blame you, outside the law most people would think what you did was fair and right.
>>674630898
You're saying that's a problem or the solution to the problem?
I think it won't matter much who gets elected. The same bills will get pushed through. Big money runs this country. Not the politicians, not the citizens.
>>674630973
I would bust out.
>Fuck you.
She sleeps in the backyard.
I sleep in the big bed.
>>674630964
I'm still in contact with her now. She's 28 now. Still got her used 13 year old panties too
>>674630141
I can kinda understand what you mean. I have also some fucked up tendencies, and it really makes me feel like shit whenever I think about it because it's who I am that is rotten.
I can't help but feel bad for your bf a little bit.
>>674621374
nice.
>>674630892
...
Well, yeah I wont deny that. I fucking want her back to the point where I decided to fucking wait for this relationship to hopefully crash and burn so I can slide my dick right back in there.
In the meantime Im trying to get a chick to fuck till my lease is up and we both have to move to our native city, which is where I hope to start dating her again. So yeah, I'm mad beta I wont even argue that because its true.
>>674631185
Gross.
>>674630547
you're a sick fuck....reported
>>674629229
I care Anon
>>674631019
It was my first try, relax. I got a gun license because once i pull the trigger I know theres no going back.
I'm an 18 yo kissless virgin.
>>674631319
I never fucked her though, so not really a pedo
>>674631190
Well
How crazy I am is also how amaze I am (when not crazy)
>he is a tough guy
>>674631556
19 y/o here
>>674631556
nothing wrong with that. Like legit nothing wrong with that. Its hard nowadays, gotta have looks. Or be lucky enough to meet the right whores
>>674631143
>I would bust out.
I'd spank your bare ass in front of her and tell her she's the mom now
>>674631569
you don't have to fuck to be a pedo. molestation is pretty much in the same ballpark
>>674631778
she can be the mom
I'd rather be Daddy's little girl.
>>674631834
What about fapping to underage shit gathered from the Internet? Is that pedo?
>>674631102
He's an infinitely worse problem due to him not being able to control the inane thoughts that flood his "brain"
>>674631569
Still though...
Gross.
>>674631767
>nowadays
doesn't matter what era, if you're ugly and diffident it's never gonna be easy, haha!
>>674631977
real girls: pedo
loli: still probly a pedo but more understandable
>>674631834
We joke about it now. She said she would never of actually met up but enjoyed the attention and masterbating on cam for me. Funny thing is she's still a Virgin now
I can't play any videos on 4chan... Anybody else have this issue?
>>674631556
>>674631696
>>674631767
don't reproduce losers
>>674631987
I think he's very controlled. Everything he says is calculated to elicit a specific emotional response.
>>674632082
not entirely true. I know an ugly ass indian dude whos drilling my ex gf with a smaller cock than mine. Seemed easy for him because he found a chick who would look past his not being good looking and fuck him anyways...
I finger my GF every night both pussy and ass, some times I lick her also or even fuck her. All this while she sleeps
>>674632237
I wish you could have said that to my dad
>>674619428
Ewww
>>674631904
i'd buy you little girl clothes to wear and fun toys if you were good
>>674621374
I love my mother op, but thats wayyyy to heavy for a friday night... shit.
>wife's little sister sleeps naked.
>stays in our guest bedroom one night.
>we were all drinking beforehand.
>go in bedroom, masterbate furiously and cum on her pussy.
>use two fingers and shove it inside.
She didn't get pregnant but a guy can dream..
>>674632281
well you must be down right pathetic then
>>674629989
I agree with this anon , never committed a crime in my life, but all you fucks need to die, for real.
>>674630362
You depress me. No one should be as pathetic as you. Please kill yourself and spare everyone the shame from just being associated with you. Either that OR SACK THE FUCK UP YOU PATHETIC LITTLE JEWCUCK. Destroy the pathetic slut emotionally, kick her the fuck out and do something with your wretched life.
>>674620473
Kek
Where tf do you guys get all your Loli? Do you guys just browse the deep web all day?
>>674632360
what's the big deal if you don't poop on your hands? do you poop on your hands?
>>674620499
Bradbury
>>674631251
I get that you love her, but it's a really bad idea. It won't work.
You should just get rid of her and move on. She'd already cheated on you, what makes you think she won't do it again?
>>674632650
Fuck you... If you ignore cancer it should go away but you just have to entertain it you fucking cunt.
>>674631251
You will never get her back. You have nothing she wants and you've made yourself way too needy and available. Even if she somehow pity dates you again she'll be fucking other guys the entire time. You have no idea how pathetic you are. Honestly, you should kill yourself because the life that you're choosing to live is pointless.
>>674616891
I am secretly straight
25/f
After spending the last 12 years on here and seeing just about every type of porn i cant cum durring sex unless im thinking about my finace and/or me fucking a dog, pretending im a little girl, or pretending im my finaces mom while hes banging me. Hes a sick fuck too and likes all that stuff but he doesn't know thats what im thinking about durring.
>>674632417
Brian, is that you?
>>674632833
but if he is into it, you being into it will turn him on even more
>give him your everything
>>674632833
sometimes when i fuck my gf i fantasize about getting quads or higher
>>674619428
i never do
>>674632480
im the samefag that greentexted the story >>674632580
Think I dont know how pathetic I am? Why you think I tried to kill myself, for shits and giggles? Nigga it hurt. A lot. And believe me, it sucks. Knowing they fuck like 2-3 times a day, knowing my girl is emptying this fuckers scrotum all over herself. Knowing I didnt deserve what she did, and that there was a huge chance it wouldnt have happened had things been different. So yes, I am fucking pathetic. Because if tomorrow she came back and wanted to start over, I would in a heartbeat with the saddest yet happiest smile on my fucking face like some autist tard.
>>674632833
Stop coming on /b/ and watching porn for a month or so, also no fap. You'll be amazed how much of a difference it makes.
>>674621374
If your here anon , tell me more... who did you live with if not your mother... father? Im genuinely curious. Im in the same boat havent seen my mother in 9 months shes away shooting up somewhere, wish I could find them and kill them all.
>>674631639
>he is a tough guy
He better be. Crazy girls just end up bringing suffering to their partners. I'm pretty sure they play an important role in male suicide rates.
Also, is there any other weird shit you're into or is it just lolis?
>>674631415
Sorry. Just not enough interest. Maybe next time.
>>674622343
Apostrophes would help
