Waifu claiming thread. Version 5
>Still moving forwards
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Tenryuu claimed
boy
Sylvie claimed, will trade pancakes for pats
Superior autism claimed
>>675339032
>Juri/SF anon
>Claimed
I come on this thread and site because I'm dead inside and can't feel emotions for anyone, or anything outside of a Street Fighter match, and even that's grinding down.
I feel -something- for my waifu, but I'm still incapable of feeling. How is it for you anons?
>>675339032
F
>>675338987
Ginko, i have to admit that all artworks of you are looking really comfy. I like that art-style of them.
>>675339177
>>675339101
S-Stop that .....
>>675339293
I agree with this - Ginko is the comfiest there is!
Sup
>>675338381
See ya Pre-Med
>Rubyanon
>>675339101
>>675339177
>Plez no, I just got here
>>675339134
I was like that around the age of 16-18. I'd say it's just a phase.
It's also an early sign of depression though. Carefull
Welp, I'm gonna go join everyone else that when to sleep.Bye everyone!
>>675338591
>>675339065
As this circlejerk expands it will attract such an audience, you should learn to accept it for what it is.
>>675339437
Moar?
>>675339134
That's.. spot-on. Shit, friend, that's really relatable.
>>675339492
Alrighty then. Cya Syndra
>have you tried drawing in your own blood yet?
>>675339101
>>675339177
no thanks
>>675339786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk05JCQEl54
>>675339754
ofc
>caught me at the last sec
>>675339437
Hey Ruri! Sorry for the lewd
>>675339492
Night Syndra!
>>675339786
Mugi... What's wrong with your asshole? That could consume a fucking galaxy
>>675339057
Anime?
>>675339913
Mugi why would you do that
Perfection reporting in.
>>675339439
I'm outside that age limit though, kek
I've always been like this, grew up that way. I've got a good job and a decent enough life, but nope, I can't feel a thing.
Can't kill myself because people need and depend on me (thankfully I dont have a family) so I come here for whatever nice chats and experiences I can hear from you guys.
Aren't we all on the edge if we're on /b/ anyway?
>>675339913
>shadow of the colossus music starts playing
Every fucking time.
>>675339913
The fuck was that.... the fuck is that ending frame... what just happened
>>675340186
Same here, friend. More and more relatable!
>although I'm within that age-limit
I come on here to relate with people, and it's been a while since I found something relatable. Thanks.
I'd want Sun and Neptune every day of the week. Also, Blake and Yang. Fuck, I can't decide.
>>675340083
I don't know
emperor of mankind claimed
>>675339293
>>675339368
I definitely also agree.
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSbJD2G.jpg "[anon intensifies].jpg")
>>675340016
Show me your scythe!
>>675340658
I 50% meant you as a person, and 50% the character and artwork.
10/10 would take long walks with.
>>675340719
I always see her but don't know where she is from. Sause anon? Also, Blake
>>675339707
Nice to see you again, by the way.
>>675340453
>Tfw endless cycle
>>675340186
Might I recommend you try to find a new hobby? Sport, biking, snowmobiling. Anything.
When you are happy, is it only brief?
Eithet way, I would seek a therapist, or some other medical help. Sounds like you could use it
Hopefully you're Canadian where you wont have to (directly) pay for a doctor's advice
>>675340658
I'm on the fence about this.
You have good taste in music though.
Best German CV claimed
>>675339492
Night !
>did i miss something ?
>>675340016
Heyo, Ruby!
Glad to see you're here.
Your day go well?
>I don't see how it's your fault, I know you couldn't post it.
>rite?
>>675340650
Hey there, Holsts.
>Any news on Atago? I hope he's alright...
>>675339032
>>675340969
Ditto! I recognize your waifu, but I dunno from where - I haven't seen that animoo..
>>675340537
That's fucked , Mugi.
That's really, really weird. Do you akways wear a plug to stop from swallowing planets?
>>675341088
>>675340516
More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
>>675340719
As you wish!
>>675341056
I'm well so far. Relaxing now
>I'd never post lewds towards you
>You're too innocent!
>>675341056
Hi.
No unfortunately, he better be alive or I'll kill him.
>>675340884
You mean my waifu. It's Tenryuu from KanColle.
>>675341409
And now show me your coat.
>>675341432
He's in Cuba....probably leading the invasion of Canada in Cuba.
So. I'm going to take my puppers for a small walk
I'll be back later
>>675341409
Fine. I'll take Monty then. Don't tell me I can't have him just cause he was 3D. I don't care for rules. I love that man
>>675341975
Here you go!
>>675342038
Take care! Have fun with Puppers!
Here's a pic of puppers if anyone wanted to see
>>675340993
Nah buddy, I'm perfectly normal otherwise. I don't freak out or have breakdowns or any weird, weak minded shit, I just don't feel anything.
>Can still function
>Can still do my job
>Can still play matches with my small group of friends
Everything checks out as usual. Just, no feeling. I myself feel fine, it's just how it is. I don't need a doctor trying to tell me what he/she thinks is going on inside my own head.
You anons are alright though. I like all the shitposts too.
>>675341211
Juri from the Street Fighter series(Super Street Fighter IV)I've played the games since SF2 in arcades and in 4 when Juri was released I ended up really liking her outfit and personality, plus she felt natural for me to play. A few tournament victories later, cash in my hands I decided she would represent the ideal woman for me.
>Tfw you'll never meet anyone like your waifu
>Even if I did, I don't think I could actually feel something anyway
Claiming Utaha
Is /v/ just /pol/ with video games?
>>675342333
Have a nice walk with puppers. He's adorable. Also, check'd
>>675342346
Aha, I see.
>>675342333
Trips confirm it. Puppers is adorable.
>>675342495
That's... pretty accurate actually
>>675339913
>the black dildo at 0:08
god I love demo
>>675340016
hello Ruby
>>675340083
hello Marie Rose
>>675341056
hello Ruri
RWBY fans already know who the best waifu is
>>675340829
>>675341006
You're both great persons too.
>>675341975
He's probably a Canadian spy sent to keep tabs on Onigger while he's down there sucking commie dick.
mabel pines
>>675342971
Hello Kaori. How are you?
>>675343262
Bay of Pigs 2.0 maybe?
>>675342436
Figure that I have of my waifu
>>675343406
Could you not?
>>675343803
Fixed image
Here´s mine. Such kawaii :3
>>675343539
i'm alright, I was too trusting in pokemon oras' general trade network and ended up losing some legendaries to really bad trades but I guess i've learned my lesson. how are you doing?
>>675342333
Clean room/10. Deus vult.
Muh doges.
>>675344607
Pokemon? You play it too?
>Who doesn't
>Pokemon player on the side
Are you new at the series? If you need any help, I can give you some tips.
>>675343949
Wow very quality detals
How much did u spend on it ?
>>675344607
That sucks man. Live and learn right?
I'm doing good. Might grab food soon and rest. Today's been a bit tiring but not too bad
I am listening to this though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw5G6fF-wqQ&ab_channel=amonamarthVEVO
>>675345830
Still on that Jomsviking eh?
Can't blame you. Still have it on repeat.
>>675345092
It came out to about 90 including shipping, well worth it
>>675346315
Its addicting dude. Plus i might be seeing them live next month so I'm excited
>>675346629
San diego?
>>675346759
Nah. Boston. April 27th I think
>>675346419
Not Bad !
Do u have more stuff like this ?
>>675344980
Those are some cute mf dogs.
The room is so bare because I just moved in on sunday.
Also; that is the rec' room.
>>675344983
i do play, I think i've gotten most of the basics down, HG/SS was the last gen i played but i got all the legends from there and had a bunch of 100's. A friend of mine taught me about EV/IV training and building teams for online battling which is what I'm currently working on but if you have any advice i'd welcome it!
>friend code 0748-4619-7195
>>675345830
okay, what are you planning on eating for dinner? and yeah live and learn, it's wierd, when i trade pokemon I've found people are almost always good on my word (if I ask for a moveset or specific IV they get them) but when people advertise their own stuff it's always lies, I guess they are just desperate so really hype their pokemon because they don't want to wait
Havn't heard that band before
Anyone down for some mkx or diablo on ps4?
>>675347793
Do you plan on doing friend code exchange fights, or just random WI-Fi through PSS? I ask this because most battlers online follow a tier list, in which case if you are following that list, I'd like to know what tier you plan on battling in. If I were to add a few tips as far as team building...
>Sticky Web is amazing
>Focus your team around your mega, strengthen it's weaknesses and amplify it's strengths.
>Field hazards are absolutely amazing. Chip damage is very strong in Pokemon, often forcing switches and breaking Focus Sashes(the item that lets you survive a K.O hit at full health)
>Toxic Spikes are less frequently seen, but still amazing
>I'd also recommend you bring a Rapid Spin user/blocker to deny their hazards while allowing your own. Ferrothorn+Gengar for example is a nice entry hazard combo.
>Metagame is focused on offense, but defense and stall teams are still quite powerful and viable
I could go on, but I'd like to know more about what you know, and what you're planning on going for.
>Pokemon is complex, man
>So is Street Fighter
>>675347793
Juri anon here, forgot my friend code
>1478-6432-4519
>>675348889
yeah I'm aware of the entry hazards and mega stuff, lesson 2 my friend gave. my current team that I'm using is
>suicide shuckle for entry hazard
>garachomp physical
>mega altaria physical
>speedy greninja for coverage
>rotom wash for pivit?
>froslass for coverage
I also have a fully EV/IV trained venosaur/tyrantrum/khangaskan/snorlax/aegislash/mr mime/meowstick and scissor. If you have recommendations on how to better my compisiton I would gladly take it, I do alright in random wi-fi battles but I'm like 3/10 vs my friend
Crusader Anon here, my internet lives again.
Ayy
Something unexpected popped up. I'll be back but I don't know when.
Bye for now
>claimed
>>675350847
Good luck I suppose
>>675349781
added btw
>>675349963
wb crusader anon, dues vult
I wonder why M+B keeps crashing on you, it's not an internet based game is it?
>>675350847
bye for now, good luck
Internet claimed. Going back to sleep now
Hello guys. Did i miss something?
>>675351622
No, its just my shit luck, if it was internet based it would crash more often.
>>675349933
If you're willing, could you post build details? In specific:
>What exactly is Garchomp running? Choice Band/Scarf user, or Life Orb Swords Dance?
>Does your team have any priority? i.e Bullet Punch, Extremespeed, and what is your answer to opponents with it?
>Does Frosslass know Destiny Bond and have Cursed Body?
>Any Pokemon have a shuffle move like Dragon Tail or whirlwind?
Team looks solid, I just need to know the specific builds you're running in order to determine if you're maximizing potential.
If you need a bulky pivot but don't need Rotom's water typing, I'd recommend Volt Switch Raikou with Assault Vest. Calm Mind to boost your stats, and some coverage moves. It'll hit harder than Rotom-W and add more of an offensive presence, unless your Rotom-W is running Will-O-Wisp for heavy hitters. Post details if you can.
I'm back.
>>675347793
I'm probably gonna have some sort of Pasta or something. Not sure yet.
I've always had good experience trading pokemon, maybe a few sketchy moments here and there. Yeah, the more advertisement usually makes it sketchier.
>>675349963
Welcome back Crusader Anon. You definitely in the mood to slay the kebabs today?
>I know I am
>>675352196
I am always in the mood to slay kebabs.
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Ruri is 2nd
What did I miss?
>>675352962
Hey Stocking! Not too much except someone spamming lewds
>>675352962
Shit went down. Snek and Moo found Moot and sodomized him on stream.
Obligatory claim.
>>675353056
Oh god no...
I always get targeted by this shit
>>675353171
Hey Red!
That sounds mental
>>675353230
Hi Hand-kun
Feeling alright today?
>>675352082
sooo my items are non existant. I hate battle mansion so much I have very little bp in it. movesets and attributes:
shuckle+sturdy: toxic,stickyweb,bide,stealth rock
garachomp+roughskin: dragon tail,earthquake,swords dance, stone edge
mega altaria+natural cure: dragon dance, roost, earthquake, return
greninja+protean:hydro cannon, u-turn, ice beam, dark pulse (just realised he should be spec'd for sp att not att, whoops)
rotom+levitate: hydro pump, will'o'wisp,thunder shock,volt switch
frosslass+snow cloak: draining kiss, ice beam, ice shard, destiny bond
>>675352074
keep at it crusader anon, the saracans aren't going to crusade themselves (yet)
I've once again returned for your waifu
>If trips get, every single waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant
>>675353364
I will, but those fucking horse archers are the bane of my existence.
>>675349963
>>675352074
Which mods do you use?
>>675353171
What?
Nepgear all the way
>>675353559
>off by 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4HXWfSej0w
>>675353559
Nice try nigga
>>675353230
Hey Hand-kun. Sup?
>>675353171
Sounds like a good time, man
>>675353559
I'll be back
>>675353802
Most of the time Anno Domini 1257.
>>675353559
Reich is stronger!
>>675353361
Nah, have some very annoying chest pains right now that have been here since yesterday.
No worries though, I'm not dead. Thanks for asking, you feeling good?
>>675353896
Not much, man. Just hanging around right now, you doing good?
>>675353559
Sorry, Trips-guy. I'm sure you'll get it someday.
>>675353828
ayy lmao
>>675354183
I'm doing good man, thanks. Probably gonna eat soon and play vidya later. Sorry to hear about those chest pains. Doing anything fun right now?
>>675354263
>>675353361
Holy.fucking.shit.
Is that? Yep! It's fucking St(alk)ocking kun
Haven't talked to you in days. How have you been?
>>675354111
I don't see it on the list in the workshop.
>>675354506
That asshole looks almost as galaxy devouring as mugi's
>>675353364
Alright, this is much easier to work with.
>Replace bide with Encore, most opponents will see that coming and use 2 turns to freely set up on you
>Garchomp is solid, get a life orb or leftovers and you're set
>Altaria is okay
>Hydro cannon has a recharge time and will leave him vulnerable for 1 turn, for someone as weak as him they can predict the Hydro Cannon/water attack and retaliate easily. Recommend swapping for Hydro Pump.
>Try replacing U-turn for Extrasensory, since Rotom is your pivot and Greninja relies on sp.att as you know
>If you want more utility on Rotom, go for Discharge. Given it's bulk and the added 30% chance to paralyze, you can quickly spread nasty status on your opponents team in combination with WoW
>Get Cursed Body for Frosslass, Snow Cloak is useless unless you're rocking hail.
I could also give you a list of items to use for each Pokemon as well, might I ask about their natures as well?
>>675354844
I use nexus to get my mods.
>>675354480
Glad to hear it. Going to soon the same myself, Destiny isn't going to grind itself.
Don't be, they'll go away sooner or later. Just woke up from a nap hoping that would settle it down a bit, just woke up feeling fatigued. Listening to music while scanning the thread.
You?
Uh, passed away for a little while lurking, sorry about that.
>>675355083
Forgot pic.
>>675355083
>>675355256
Ah.
>>675355091
Forgot to say hello to you Hand-anon. Hope all is well.
>Forgot to say hello to alot of anons
>I'msorry.jpg
>>675338622
i had a waifu for awhile.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>675355091
I might play some Cities Skylines again. I kinda abandoned my city come to think of it.
Alright dude. I'm sure you'll kick these check pains right in the nuts. I might listen to music again too. I'm just listening to some podcasts now
>>675355128
Hey Ruri! What's up?
>Dont worry about it. Thread is slow today
>>675355455
Tiddie party?
>>675355867
Did someone say Tiddies?
>>675354183
Sorry to hear about that!
I'm glad you're not dead though.
In all honesty, I'm not great.
>>675354538
It is me!
Love the nickname kek
Good to see you Marie Rose, I'm okay I guess
How have you been? Is the new house looking good?
Alright guys time for me to go work out, see you all later.
>>675355867
Soon.jpg
Doctor Doctor give me the news
>>675355867
>>675356025
Tiddies? Where ?
ok im back
i see stocking has arrived
hi stocking!
>>675356373
You are a filthy Saracen.
>>675356373
You have Type 3 terminal cancer
>>675356046
Take care Cowgirl! Get swole
>>675356373
I gotta bad case of lovin you
>I might need to go to the hospital and get it checked
>>675356806
Hello ruby, i found this the other day if you're interested
>yuuko
>>675356373
Internal hemorrhaging and perforated colon.
>>675356472
Over here!
>>675356516
Hi Mugi!
Good to see you
>>675356950
>Implying she has any.
>>675355620
Hey man, don't mention it. People forget sometimes, all apart of being human.
You doing good?
>>675355767
Nice, hope that goes well. Been blowing off Total War myself because I'm a Total Puss.
Never really listened to a podcast myself, what are they talking about?
>>675356043
Thanks, Stocking.
What's wrong, man? Wanna talk about it?
>>675356373
Rectal, brain, lung, and heart cancer.
And some Leukemia to help you out. And for the smaller things: AIDS, herpes, and a few o other fun things we will put on your tombstone.
>>675356472
>>675356950
Wrong pic fuck
>>675356519
>>675356936
>>675356584
Hello all. Hope you are well.
>>675357113
I have a lot going for me. Can't wait to tell my mortician.
>>675357089
92cm bust
I'd say that's pretty big
Big enough for me at least, I posted the wrong pic
>>675357113
Don't worry about it!
I'd rather not really, I don't like talking about my problems too much.
Insomnia definitely isn't helping
>>675357309
I'm sure you'll be his favorite job. Got a lot of golden stickers on you.
Day go well?
>>675356025
>>675355867
>>675355455
>>675357152
>>675353230
>tfw
>>675357309
Good, good. And you?
>>675357113
I'm doing as good as any one who can't feel anything can be right now. Practicing as usual, what are you up to?
>>675356933
I definitely am interested. Thanks yuuko!
Hows your day been?
>>675357113
Thanks ma. I need to get into Total War. Looks like fun honestly.
I'm listening to a gaming podcast. Here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdxFeK_TzIE&ab_channel=Funhaus
>The title kek
>>675357529
Heh... Sorry Ruri
>>675357309
My day went okay, how did yours?
>>675357529
There is a demand for flat chested women, I think.
>Crusader Anon
>>675357571
>>675357483
>>675357627
>>675357774
I'm good. Just got back from flunky a test and now i'm here.
>fuck level 4 chem
Well it seems like everyone is also doing well and i'm glad for that.
>>675357529
hello Ruri.
>yuuko
Shall I make the new thread? Or does someone else got it
>>675357457
Kek, that just makes me worry more. Go ahead and vent off to me, always here to listen, buddy.
Man, insomnia is a bitch. Don't wanna try and drink some tea or something to help you out?
>>675357627
Don't mention it, man. Yeah, it's a fun game.
Destiny vs Division? Seems like an unfair paring considering the time gap between the two and the circumstances.
Gonna guess the ultimate decision was that the division was better.
>>675357529
>Big chested beautiful women
>posts a hand
Kek'd. You doing good, Ruri?
>hand
New, Tenryuu-certified thread:
>>675358209
>>675358209
>>675358209
Waiting on our supreme leader Syndra to make another thread
>>675358066
Ugh, chemistry sucks. I feel your pain on that.
Hope you're having relaxing a bit right now. Up to anything?
>hand
