SHE SAID YES!!
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SHE SAID YES!!
>>675335561
is that a bear paw?
>>675335695
my fiancee nigga
>>675335561
Fuck off back to tumblr ya fat cow
you marry Godzilla ?
pic unrelated
Jaba is that you???
>>675335810
your fiancee is a bear?
>>675335561
Filename
>>675335911
NO U
>>675335561
Beastiality is against the law
You know it's bad when your hand eats it's own knuckles
>>675335956
It gets pretty weird in the deep north of Canada.
>>675335561
Gator kin
>>675335561
Nice bracelet, is it silver?
Too easy.
ugh I hate the way its fingers are conical
and nuckles are supposed to be prominent not dimples
Looks like a blown up latex glove.
>>675335561
Said yes to a 2nd helping of mac and cheese?
>>675335561
No sure that's not an albino crocodile foot.
This is really good bait
>>675335561
..to everything on the menu.
>>675335561
ITT: the stay puft marshmellow man finally got engaged.
>>675336724
You mean a hundredth helping?
>>675335561
Happy wedding
I'm sure the 2 of you will be very disgusting together.
>>675335561
Those fake nails ready to pop off
>>675336879
Her helpings are served in a Load King dump trailer.
>>675335561
How is that ring supposed to come off?
I remember this pasta. Good job for continuing to play along in the thread. People don't do that anymore, and that's just standards really. Troll standards are shit now
>>675336822
I lost m80
>>675335561
wtf did you marry a pig??!
>>675337200
fuck you nolan
OP went to Jared after commandeering a Japanese research vessel.
You know theres no going back ? Cause no way in hell that ring's ever coming off
>>675335561
Do they allow human-animal marriage in your state?
This is fucking b8. I've seen it twice in the past month.
>>675335561
she said yes, and then a bee bite her, right?
>>675337723
It's not bait you fucktard. Check the filename.
>>675335561
To all the food?
That's certainly going to be a tough wedding night according to the size of that hand..
>bugles/10
>>675335561
So is she going to carry you down the isle?
>>675335561
>mfw how did you get the ring on
>>675335561
>my literal face when
>>675335561
No, she said "e chu wa piki no Solo"
>>675339230
She sees that hand she will eat it.
I say no
>>675335561
Yeah but her finger said no
>>675336729
top kek of the fucking month
to what to a number 11 and a large fry?
>>675336857
Anyone trapping moles here ? I love trapping these little bastards..
>>675335561
>she said yes
to the waiter when he asked if she had room for dessert?
>>675335561
Her finger is screaming no
>>675335561
When you asked her if she wanted a horse? Not to ride, but to eat.
>>675335561
You can't even see her knuckles
how does it wipe with those ham-flippers?
>>675335561
To what? Eating you?
>>675335561
to Chinese food tonight?
>>675335561
when you asked her if she wanted two large big macs
>>675343042
meanwhile im laid here with a 6pac (not majorly ripped) and decent sized arms and I don't even dare take my t shirt off infront of a mirror
>>675340992
kek
any more pics of her?
>>675343051
And by "chinese food" she means flying to China to commit cannibalism.
timestamp or gtfo
not even a bear will love you
good bait
3/10 made me reply
>>675335561
That is the claw of a spam golem, files by butter and failure
>>675335561
What is "yes" in Orc?
>>675335695
Pawpaw
>>675335561
>>675335695
Kek
>>675335561
Hopefully to a commitment to Jenny craig
>>675335561
Was the question "Do you want fries with that?"
>>675336732
No it isn't
>>675343614
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>675335561
to a third helping?
>>675335561
Kek
>>675335561
.. to be the hand model for the fattest turkey?
nothing else to say...
>>675339230
underrated post
>>675335561
This is whats up from the wrist.
>>675346366
>>675340992
And a diet pepsi
>>675346466
why her pussy look like a ball sac?
>>675344646
Remove
>>675346703
not blame her
it´s genetic
>>675335561
Snorelax hands
At least she kills her food by her own
>>675335561
happy divorce, Jaba
Well then why didn't you say "no" to that fucking hob-goblin?
>>675335561
How much butter did she eat before you could get it greased on there?
>>675347430
A shame she decided to resort to cannibalism.
>>675335561
full body with wedding cake
>>675335561
great post op
>>675337199
It doesn't. She can't divorce him that way.
>>675335561
Good luck getting that ring back when you get a divorce.
>>675335561
>>675335561
Did you offer her a ham???
>>675349572
wheredoyouthinkyouare.png
Where is the Croc Hunter?
>>675346180
bep
>>675335561
You'll live a long and happy 2 years together before the stroke.
>>675340683
>>>675341459
HURR HURR HURR SO ORIGINAAAAL
>>675335810
HAHA HAVE FUN WITH HER HEART DISEAISE FATFAG
