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takin requests
accidental nudity please :O
anyone here?
>>675335088
like this
>>675335143
or this
>>675335117
yup
>>675335088
i'll see what i got
>>675335408
nonsexual like this is pretty ok too but accidental is best plz
Bad bike ride today
did you crash your bike?
>>675336284
Luckily no, just was slow and wasn't climbing well. Head wasn't in the game.
Any saddle time is good saddle time though I suppose
>>675336550
some workout is better than no workout
>>675336660
That it is. Nothing a little Combichrist couldn't remedy once I got home
>>675333942
Penis.
>>675336991
whats combichrist?
>>675337161
your penis
>>675337161
like this? or?
>>675337328
No, anon's penis.
>>675337430
Post your penis.
>>675337328
https://youtu.be/shoby2WiJvc
Aggrotech electrinica
>>675337626
but your penis as well right?
>>675337760
that doesn't sound that bad. I thought it was going to be death metal or something from the title
There's more out there like that in the strain of KMFDM, Grendel, Suicide Commando... Too many to list.
Good freeway music for long drives
I'll have to give them a listen sometime
>>675337626
hope you like it, yes i'm 18
I hate niggers.
kekity kek kek
>>675338665
I just hate the ones that live downstairs. They are loud and rude
where is it mah nigguhs
That feel when the only (seem to be) cute fag around here is a total nutjob whos only attracted to kids. I confronted him and he told me i was too old... I am 18 he is 19...
murder yourself
>>675338972
And who would that be?
>>675338972
who's that?
>>675338925
What it do baby boo?
hi kaybe
>>675339083
fight me
Hammey was here
Hello Jefferson.
Just got this commissionned
>>675339115
Welcome back
>>675339582
hi, I won't be around long, but how was your day?
Hey/b/ do i have abs yet?
>>675338972
>>675339115
Are you asking me to give up his name?
Well, his name is Jakob. I wont give any more info, he might actually be in here, he says his on here from time to time :P
>>675339654
Got my wallet raped at the mechanic's. But at least I have a car that works
>>675339093
Demos.
>>675339809
does he not have NS?
>>675339943
that's mechanics for ya, what needed to be done?
>>675339809
Doesn't ring a bell.
>>675340122
A bold theory.
>>675340257
Im sorry, what does NS mean?
>>675340257
Brakes, rotors, timing belt, oil change. The brakes were a surprise. I'd do the work myself but I've no place to do the work.
>>675340590
NameSync
>>675340590
Neosporin
>>675338661
Tiny dick....
>>675340736
Ugly is more like it.
>>675340638
that was going to be my next question, but if you have nowhere to do the work then I guess you didn't have much choice
>>675340758
more like this
requesting cum or cumming
>>675340736
nuh uh
>>675341051
Lanterns? Wax seals?
>>675340736
>>675340912
Kaybe's favorite kind.
>>675341015
Yeah. Apartments aren't fun at all
>>675341156
I love lanterns
>>675340912
Hey Kaybe don't see you on often!
>>675341313
I suppose not. anyway, gotta go, see you around!
>>675341596
See ya!
>>675341274
I don't feel like that's entirely accurate.
>>675341419
True that.
>>675341444
Hiya
>>675341156
love wax seals but i like caught lewd more
>>675341051
historical?
>>675341777
cumming up
requesting feminine+chastity
>>675341777
How caught are we talking here?
>>675341777
>>675341705
What are you fools talking about....
>>675342028
>cumming
Kek'd
>>675342354
Wax seals, previously.
>>675342354
a shared love of lamps and wax seals
>>675342197
more like caught masturbating or naked. im into embarrassment and unexpected nudity so its the perfect combo
>>675342649
Your poor parents.
>>675342552
On your dick?
>>675342646
Lamps?
>>675342758
People know that my dick is from me, I don't need my family crest on it.
>>675340705
I have no idea, im sure ill have it in five min though :D
>>675341705
Its ok, you don't have to hide who you are any longer, bby. We'll still love you.
>>675342646
A match made in heaven...
>>675342848
P-butt, what up
>>675342758
I meant lanterns
>>675342800
This explanation ought to be good.
>>675342938
I don't have to, but it's the right thing to do.
>>675343020
Same old stuff, sitting on my ass waiting for tomorrow to come. How about on your end?
>>675342860
no but what are u doing /w wax
>>675343114
it was ninjas, uh, sex ninjas
>>675343372
Had a disappointing bike ride and had to get my car's brakes redone. Not a fun day off.
I'm doing the same thing right now
>>675342754
lol there is definitely worse things i could be into
RQing some presenting pics.
>>675343533
Sealing personal letters, primarily. Maybe candles on special occasions.
>>675343571
The third time this week?
>>675343634
Why was it disappointing?
>>675343752
he's implying that you let yourself get caught masturbating
>>675343752
Yeah, but not many of those things involve them walking in on you masturbating or you walking in on them boning all the time.
>>675343634
Well, that's shit. I don't even remember the last time I rode my bike, probably doesn't even work anymore.
>>675333942
Get off the table.
People eat there.
>>675343806
horny bastards aren't they?
>>675343778
How's that?
>>675343806
Blew it on the climbs, headwinds every direction. I mean at least I got to ride.
>>675344062
As a bike mechanic I must scold you for neglecting the poor thing. Scorn inbound
>>675344194
More and more suspect all the time.
>>675344372
That sucks. You work in a chain store or a local place?
>>675340257
I just got namesync and 4chan x... this is weird... It will take some time getting used to.
But it seems pretty cool!
I guess i truly am a newfag :P
>>675344609
he works in a bike store, not a chain store
>>675343992
i know im just saying its better than being into piss or necrophilia or something like that lol
>>675343997
true. i dont think i would do any of that stuff tho. at least not with family members or friends
>>675344372
Well, it's not my fault the bus is faster. Plus, I don't feel like biking on those roads every day, as I would much prefer to stay alive.
>>675344609
Local place. It's pretty great. Awesome crew
>>675344686
Hello newfriend...
>>675344372
Perfecto, keep up the good work my man
>>675344686
Now you can find a bunch more people who will let you down much more efficiently.
>>675344796
hahahHAHAHAHA shut up Jeff
>>675344835
Why would it be better than being into piss or necrophilia?
>>675344840
Nice. There are lots of places like that around my Madison, they're pretty nice to have.
>>675344686
Good for you anon
>>675344796
Ba-dum, tsss. We sell chains, so it KIND of is a chain store
>>675344836
You've got motorists like that huh?
>>675344840
Hey friend :D I cant get my name to show up though...
>>675345185
Did you check the box that says enable persona?
>>675344412
Hawt
>>675345162
Not really, it's just a relatively fast street and it's also narrow with cars parked on both sides, not the best.
>>675345067
idk i feel like my parents would rather me 'accidentally' leave the door open than find a body under my bed
>>675333942
Anything from Hardblush.
>>675345537
Yeah. I had a bike smashed out from underneath me on streets like that. It was only a shit bike but I'd just fixed it. Only was rolling on it for a week
Back to reality.
>>675345238
Cant find any that says exactly that, but ive gone over everything now, at least i think so... Ive checked what i think is that thing...
Sorry, my drowsyness is shutting down my english knowledge word by word right now haha
>>675345905
Turns out it found it :D
>>675345891
That reminds me, I need some coffee
>>675345905
Well it seems to have worked now, hi lynx
>>675345650
Maybe they'd surprise you.
>>675345769
I have a heart attack riding on streets. I'm glad sidewalk riding is legal here.
>>675345891
I don't know if I'd call it that. And did you really tell the poor worker to write those things?
>>675345905
Hi Lynx
>>675333743
pretty cute, fuck now Im gay, I need to find someone to be this for me
>>675345769
I'm not all that worried about the bike, haha.
>mfw just remembered rob ford died today
>>675346046
Where are these streets?
>>675346016
Enjoy it!
>>675346046
Yes, we were fully awkward and we made everyone around us feel uneasy because of the social taboos we were presenting with our homosexual relationship.
>>675346371
Downtown Madison
>>675346455
I thought that being gay was legally mandated in that part of the world.
I'm gonna run before it's dark, buh bye.
>>675346341
At first I thought you meant Robben Ford and I got sad. Sorry toronto's mayor died
>>675346455
I will, and that's cute as fuck
>>675346660
bye kaybe
>>675346660
Later Kaybe
>>675346660
Bye
>>675346724
He wasn't the mayor anymore. It's that he was the mayor of Toronto who smoked crack 'n stuff.
Here bitches, new thread:
>>675346979
>>675346979
>>675346979
>>675346987
This is what happens when you live in california. Theres really nothing north of oregon or east of nevada
>>675337161
OH SHIT NEW PAGE?
