Do you guys like when a girl calls you daddy?
>>675726239
yes
Tits or gtfo
>>675726239
Only if she's my daughter.
>>675726465
Pic isn't me, nigger
>>675725904
Who doesn't?
>>675726554
Weak
>>675725904
no but I dont care
>>675726556
Kek
>>675726465
>>675725904
call me anything but my stupid name and i'm good
>>675726651
It's not a turn off?
>>675726698
What's ur name anon?
Hell i like it when a girl calls me
HA!!!
>>675726698
What is your stupid name?
>>675726768
colby
>>675726698
Shut up Timothy.
>>675726874
That is stupid.
>>675726971
yeah that's why i said it was
>>675726874
Fucking Kek
>>675726874
Could be worse, I had a friend named Hando
>>675726874
Fuck im sorry anon. What were your parents thinking.
I really want to call my boyfriend daddy but I don't wonna freak him out
>>675725904
looks like she has huge issues.
sauce / story op
>>675725904
yes
>>675727242
but you can make hando sound cool with inflection colby is always the same and i'm like super pale so...
Only if she's under 18
Never happened.
I talk to one now whose dad no longer talks to her or her mom.
How do I become the daddy to this girl? Obviously not me being with the mom, I want the daughter.
>>675727370
it's not like he's going to murder you for saying it don't be such a fucking wiener
>>675725904
No. Reminds me of my daughters and my dick goes limp.
all I know is they hate when I call them mommy.
>>675727641
>dick goes diamonds
there fixed it for ya
>>675727668
kek
>>675727458
I would have just told everyone to call me Cole. Not nearly as bad
>>675726874
you fucker, my name is Cobi. I go thru life having people think I am just mispronouncing "Colby". It would be a relief to change my name to Colby.
After i hit her first
Its a turn on that doesn't feel right. It feels like roleplaying father daughter incest shit. Not something i would want to here from the mother of my childrren
>>675727370
just do it, if it freaks him out just say you thought he might like it
Mommy
>>675725904
Absolutely.
>>675727370
What's the appeal. I'd like a female perspective
>>675725904
No, it's creepy.
>>675725904
Boner destroyer. Right up there with long shots of the dude's face in porn.
>>675727422
Some instagram hoe @joannakuchta. She calls her bf daddy and I think it's so fucking hot.
>>675728524
I like the dominating factor of it. I dunno, i have daddy issues so i assumed it was because of that
>>675728524
I'm a different anon but the appeal to me is definitely that it's sort of an authority thing, I don't know if that makes sense
yes! pic related
It doesn't bother me
I personally loved it when it happened to me. Something incredibly hot about a girl being so turned on / unashamed of her fetishes that she'd be willing to just scream it out like that.
I'm beginning to wonder why I'm eating waffles at this time of night.
>>675725904
I like it if it's during sex. Especially when I'm having sex with my daughter.
>girlfriend keeps talking about daddy fetishes
>she won't stop talking about it
>conclude that she might have a daddy kink since she kinda had some daddy issues
>ask her if she wants to call me daddy
>she asks if I want to be called daddy
>say yes to see how she responds
>mfw I don't actually have a daddy kink
As it turns out she didn't either, she was just wondering if I had a daddy kink. So at this point neither of us had a daddy fetish but she still called me it. Then I grew to like it for some reason
>>675725904
Only if I can pee on them
anyone got a list of some good porns where the slut calls the guy daddy?
>>675730047
Almost the same shit happened to me, Now my girlfriend says "fuck me daddy"
>>675725904
no. don't like it at all
hate it when mexican girls call me papi
>>675730434
92D3FEE
>>675726874
im so sorry
>>675725904
No but i like women that make me call them mommy :)
>>675727458
u dont have to make it THAT easy
>>675729252
It makes sense anon. See i love dominating a woman. I'd love telling her to take it like a slut but I never associated being called daddy with that I guess. You know I wouldn't want to dominate my daughter but it sounds like females don't make it so literal
>>675727370
easy trick to see if it freaks him out or not.
Make sure ur in contact with his groin, hand, thigh, whatever, and right as you make out, say a daddy line, and if that shit throbs, u got urself a winner.
That shit happens to me, didnt even know until this cute blonde chick I worked with always said I was authoritative like her daughter and whenever I told her to do something, she'd say, 'yes, daddy', and bam, dick as hard as diamonds.
fuck no!
Years ago i was going out with this girl. And this one time while we're having sex she says 'oh daddy!' and i was like 'did she just say oh danny or oh daddy?' and then she said it again and i was like 'wtf' so i was like 'wtf' and she was like 'wat?' and i was like 'wtf' and she tried to explain about the whole daddy dom thing and i was like 'wat' and then that was the end of that.
shame as well because she was 9/10 and amazing in bed.
>>675732070
>>675732070
like her father**, not daughter,
derp
>>675725904
I think it’s dumb ageism. Girls who call a man that see his age instead of his dick. They could just as well call me “pedo”. Should I feel flattered? No because only people who think that age is a barrier think in these terms, therefore only pedo haters call anyone “pedo” to his face.
Am I wrong?
>>675726874
I’m Austro-Hungarian and there’s nothing wrong with Colby. It reminds me of “Dynasty”.
>>675727242
>I had a friend named Hando
What happened to him?
>>675728916
>i have daddy issues
This phrase is such a cliche
and I still don’t know what it means.
It’s as if someone said “I have 4chan issues”. What?
>>675728841
>Some instagram hoe @joannakuchta.
Is she Polish? What is a Polish woman doing on Instagram? Shouldn’t she stay in her Poland?
>>675729407
>I'm beginning to wonder why I'm eating waffles at this time of night.
1. Because Google Captcha told you to.
2. “Select all waffles.”
3. I would love waffles.
>>675727458
>you can make hando sound cool with inflection
Since when does English have inflection?
This is not ancient Latin.
>>675726874
>colby
You were named after a cheese?
Where is everyone suddenly gone?
Was this thread copypasta/bots?
The last 7 (now 8) posts are mine.
Time to quit 4chan, I guess.
>>675729407
>>675734034
This thread is making me want waffles. Fortunately, I have some in the freezer. Its waffle time!
>>675732618
Yes. Because pedo's deserve to be hated faggot
>>675735086
>>675725904
yes
>>675725904
I don't like anything and I hate everyone. I'd like to sit on someones back, lock my fingers together under their chin, and pull their head back until I hear and feel their spine breaking