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Excuse me sir, but we need to make a mandatory check. Can you please show us your singles?
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>>676282279
check these
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>>676282279
Here sir!
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Fight the power!
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ayylmao
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Singles right here. Nice and single just like me. I'm lonely.
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here u go officer
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Im single, as always
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>>676282735
Nice try, but look at your time stamp!
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>>676282279
Fuck you I have the right to bear dubs.
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>>676282279
Sure thing officer.
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>>676282279
fuck off nigger cop
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I don't have any dubs sir, but this man does!
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*sneezegles*
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Right here sir
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>>676282279
I dindu nuffin!
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I-I DON'T HAVE DOUBLES IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN POLICE COP MAN! I SWEAR
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I refuse
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no u
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Easy there, officer. No dubs here!
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ok

I have nothing to hide.
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Here you go
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>>676282279
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Not a single dubs lmao
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dindu nuffin
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I have singles Check em
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no fucking dubs
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Sure thing.
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>>676284022
check'd
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>>676284022
Fuck my life
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fuhk dah polese
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>>676282279
No doubles here, sir.
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Sure. I always get singles.
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rollerino
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>>676284200
check'd
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>>676284200
Weeooweeooo
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>>676284200
Cuff em
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>>676284022
>>676284200
GET ON THE GROUND
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>>676282279
Search away; I have nothing to hide officer sir.
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Mother fucker I know my rights
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Fuck u nigga I ain't showing u shit
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>>676284200
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE??!
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aint got no dubs brah
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no need for a lawyer
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>>676284200
not this time mothercuck
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>>676282279
Fuck you copper! Get em boys!
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>>676284200
I've been watching poker all day and i know a bluff when i fucking see one
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>>676284365
AM I BEING DETAINED?!!?!?
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plead the 5th
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Nothing to hide here
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Check em
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>>676284600
call ur lawyer
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>>676284566
>>676284600
get em!!
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>>676284555
its on coppers
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FUCK YOU PIG
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I DO NOT CONSENT TO SEARCHES
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>>676284555

Trips confirms nigger riot lets get dem pigs my nigs
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C-can I go now....?
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>>676284787
Fuck tha police
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>>676282279
Sure thing officer, does this count?
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AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO
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Ur mum suks big fat willies
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Why of course officer
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check 'em
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Here are my singles officer, I'll be on my way now...
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Am I under arrest? Am I under arrest? I don't have to check anything. I am exercising my 5th amendment rights.
I do not consent.
I do not consent
AGGHHHHH
DON'T TASE ME BRO
DON'T TASE ME
CALL THE COPS
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>>676284555
Well well well you got a pretty mouth boi
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>>676284555
No way
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>>676282279
No dubs here officer.
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>>676282279
Here is my singles officer
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right here faggot
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>>676282279
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>>676285199
GET DOWN FUCKTARD YOUR GOING AWAY FOR A LONG TIME
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go get a donut, fucking pig
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>>676284022
>>676284200
>>676284600
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>>676285288
Shit
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>>676285288
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Fuck ya'll I'm home free!
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right here officer
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>>676285199
ON THE GROUND NOW, NIGHTFIGHTER!!!!!
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>>676285199
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check these nikka
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Anytime, sir. Check 'em.
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Of course, officer.
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I plead guilty on charges of Ayy and 2 charges of lmao
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Your car can't keep up with my Go-Kart! I'm out of here!
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Yes sir here they are
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>>676282279
only singles here officer
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>>676285655
Enjoy the black dick special on Tuesdays in prison meatbag
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>>676285655
busted
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Yessum

Heah be mah papers mr boss man

lordy
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>>676285655
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>>676282279
No. Fuck you.
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Here, officer, I'm clean
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Here's my singles
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I don't always have singles, but at least I'm still white
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>>676285655
Don't drop the soap
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>>676285655
Get on the ground!
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>>676282279
me and my trips think otherwise, pig
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>>676285998
>>676286223
Awfully suspicious
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lol everyone in this thread is single
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>>676282279
no problem officer
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rollan
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>>676286309
Wow, I'm impressed
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I have a permit for these dubs
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>>676284555
Nice trips
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single reporting
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No dubs here
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CHECK EM FAGITS
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>>676286599
No you don't, I do
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No dubs here sir
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>>676286822
very nice
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>>676286668
So close to breaking the law
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Single reporting for duty
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Fuck the pigs!
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these are dubs
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>>676282279
BRrrrrrrrrrrAAAAAAAP
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I never had any dubs.
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Here you go sir, have my singles
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Here dey are
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>>676287144
GET ON THE GROUND NOW!!!!
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I'm one of you, homie!
You'll never find dubs on my possession.
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Why yes officer, nothing to see here
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i'm clean officer
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>>676287144
Your coming with me sir
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No dubs here no sir
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Here sir
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>>676282279
here you go pappi
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>>676287577
Ofcourse, you just had to be black lmfao
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>>676287577
Until now.
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>>676287577
My dog can smell a dirty pig a mile away
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fuck off cracker
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>>676287833
And apparently you are too.
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>>676287577
looooooooooooolllllllllll
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Right here sir.
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>>676287545
>>676287701
This'll never hold up in court! You didn't read me my rights!
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>>676282279
I know my rights. The right to bear dubs.
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have you checked here?
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>>676287833
Of course you had to be a dubs trafficker, dumbass
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Fuck off I got nothin
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>>676287833
ahhh fuck my life
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TRIPS CHECK EMMM
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>>676288155
No you're extra fucked for that .jpg
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>>676282279
Of course, officer.
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IS THIS ANOTHER SHOA!
NO GOYM!
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Ya'll niggas purpin'
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Excuse me officer but i am confiscating some trips,
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you're gonna have to make me
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>>676287577
Watchin you, faggot
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don't remember where i left them
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>>676288311
Get the fuck on the ground!
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Ooga booga WE WAZ KANGS N SHIEEEET! BLACK LIVES MATTER OOGA BOOGA!
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well certainly, here you go officer
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>>676282279

No problem desu.
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Check this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3EkwowNogg
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ALLAHU AKKBAR!!!
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>>676282279
Sure....
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here u are officer
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>>676289055
Fuck! *Runs*
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>>676289055
FUCKING NIGGER!!!!
hAndS In ThE AIr!!!!!!
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._.
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>>676282279
Fiiiiine
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Here officer. Don't want any trouble.
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Hi officer cop sir check out my repeating digits.
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Here you go sir, have a nice day
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Here you go officer
>handing him dubs that are disquised as singles
>mfw if the officer thinks these are singles
>holyshititsworking.jpg
>go home with my illegal dubs
>dankest illegal dubs ever
>detective bacon cant sniff these fuckers out
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Fags
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>>676289833
DIRTY FUCKING NIGGER JEW, GET ON THE GROUND
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>>676290033
I'm afraid i cant do that, officer
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I dindu nuffin
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Dood
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>>676290033
No, you get on the ground
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Here you go, officer.
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>>676289833
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
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>>676290300
NO YOU GET ON THE GROUND
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>>676290300
Same for you, faggot
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Muh what?
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>>676290199
>>676290300
My accomplice have now; give up officer or else
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Checkem
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>>676290300
NO (YOU)
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>>676290300

TRAITOR!!!
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GET
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>>676290300
Oh no I'm a dirty cop
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>>676290488

Is this going to keep chaining?
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>>676290300
THE SAME TO YOU DIRT BAG
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>>676283095
ayyy bb les fuck
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>>676289833
>>676290199

Im afraid this has gotten beyond you officer
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>>676290791
For I
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>>676290917
H
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>>676290691
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>>676290199
im undercover, GET ON THE GROUND
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>>676290978
A
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>>676290300
>>676290199
>>676290033
>>676289833
>>676290488
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>>676291038
L
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*shakily* no dubs here boss.
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Here ya go officer, mah singles.
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>>676290978
>>676291038
>>676291144

9000

Surrender now officer
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>>676291144
RRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
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Yes sir
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Statistical profiling dub lives matters. You pigs are corrupt.
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Sure
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I DID IT I AM THE DIRTY DUBS DIDDLER
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>>676291293
>>676291340

You have left me no choice; you have 5 seconds
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>>676290623
>sensiblechuckle.gif
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>>676291634
5
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>>676291634
Fuck you!
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>>676291723
4
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Here you go, sir.
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>>676291786
Suck my cock.
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Here sir!
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>>676291786
>>676291784
3
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>>676282279
O-of course offi-ficer! They're ah, right here.
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no gets here, officer
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If my wife packed me dubs so help me God I will kill that bitch
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>>676291845
2
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>>676291873
You don't have the balls, pig!
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>>676291972
Do it faggot!
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>>676291972
1
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>>676292056
Don't miss
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kek em
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I sold my doubles to the 7th post after mine. I swear sir
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>>676290033
>>676290199
>>676290300
>>676290488
>>676291022
It has come to my attention that we have some dirty cops in this precinct, hell even spiderman is trafficking dubs, the few men listed above are being interrorgated as we speak, WE WILL FIND THOSE SCUMBAGS THAT ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE ILLEGAL DUBS, in the meantime i want you to be on the lookout for any suspicious activity and if you have any tips come by my office, everyone dismissed.
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>>676291993
>>676292051
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>>676292238
But officer, I dindu nuffin!
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Fuuuuuuu
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>>676292291
Any last words?
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>>676282279
Here you go officer.
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>>676292291
You call that shooting me?
I've shot myself better than that ya fucking pussy!
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>>676282279
sure officer. no dubs here.
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>>676282279
sure thing officer
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>>676292441
For your sake, you better not miss.
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>>676292291

Ha ha ha ha, you thought i was going to shoot
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>>676292601
Kek'd
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Yes, here you go officer.
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>>676282279
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YO IM CLEAN I PROMISE
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>>676282279
sure thing officer
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>>676292601
I apologize officer i was programmed for dubs buuuuttttftff 83rd e was not programmed fffffoo
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>>676282279
Sure thing officer
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No shingles here mate
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As if I ever get dubs
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>>676282279
here u go fgt
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I deal dubs for a living
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>>676292881

Im afraid i have gone we9eo3 to ffar
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Here you are
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>>676282279
here you are sir
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>>676292988
You GUILTY NIGGER, WHO'S YOUR SUPPLIER, IS IT DOUBLEDANNY!!! WHO DAMN IT, I WANT ANSWERS
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I have never ever in my life got a dub, so I'm safe to leave yeh
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>>676293086

My logic is infallible, im infallible
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trips not here
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Am I being detained?
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>>676293300
SYSTEM ERROR

CjsmaKE NaN

I am one
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>>676282279
Good evening officer? What seems to be the problem?
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If someone replay to this getting trips, i kill myself on livestream!
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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
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>>676293435
Bo your free to go, drive safe
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>>676282279
Here you go man
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R-r-right away sir, here ya go
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>>676282279
here
now fuck off
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here you go officer have a nice day
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You're dealing with a kingpin
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