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Lifting people general
I want you to pick me up Dom
Is picking me up not enjoyable?
Eisen do not answer this one.
>>676282677
If you are not aware then I do not have to worry.
Tails.
So I know the series converges, that's nice and all, but if you can't tell me to what, I couldn't care less.
>>676279872
You have no idea how sad this is right now.
Wretched onanists! He who churneth his own butter shall face eternal blindness!
i'd totally do it, i'd take you somewhere too, dunno, maybe like just down the hall. i'd have to be really careful not to injure you.
>>676282874
no it totally is, it's just like, eisen is so small.
>>676282874
wait which do you want
like if you get tails will you sleep or stay awake
>>676283280
You're sad buddy?
I never turn down piggyback rides
>>676283282
So what happens if you churneth each others butter?
>>676283356
that one's good
how much do you weigh
>>676283581
yea you know i just like really dig the curvature of the Ass Hole, got some really nice angles
>>676283413
How about neither of us sleep.
All nighters are good.
>>676283719
Like
115
Should I go back to that Brazil lewd facesitting?
>>676283556
You must unhand thy giggle-stick, sinner! Spilleth not thy seed, or face the hot buckshot of my musket.
absolutely perfect
>>676283961
>>676284024
and what happens if you swallow the butter?
>>676283962
are you also 5'5
>>676283901
no they're awful and they are always mistakes
every time
you will always be better off getting a good night of sleep and then making up for the time by working harder the next day
all lighters are the beginning of a vicious cycle from which there is no escape
>>676283556
Luc.
5'2
Demos what did you do here
>>676284171
That's generous
>>676284202
what?
iunno
>>676283420
No. I'm simply not interested
lol
really want to see a picture of eisen now
are you barred from rollercoaster rides?
>>>>>>Chrome
>>676284307
>>676284255
WOW
I never thought I'd feel tall around someone but god damn
>>676284564
yo drop the tsun shit, you're like obviously 17 or 18 and it's lame
>>>>>>>>>>contrarian
Most rollercoasters' cutoffs are like 4 feet
>>676284714
You're cute, kid.
I can imagine Eisen getting carded until his late like, fifties.
i used firefox for about two weeks and it crashed multiple times a day, so i left it for chrome
>>676284811
oh okay good, wouldn't want you to miss anything rad or fun
>>676284656
>>676284650
>>676284178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kthtkKM0oQ
In case you didn't see it before
>>676284374
Hi.
>>676284583
>>676284583
>>676284583
>>676284583
>>676284650
>anything but chrome
>>676284714
>>676284714
>>676284714
>>676284714
>>676284889
is this shark hand
it was shark hand
Firefox would take LITERALLY an entire minute to load one 4chan thread.
>>676284886
I always have the most fun
>>676284881
>he hands over his seniors card for a discount
>"could I see your ID?"
>>676285068
yes, I cannot help but share it over and over again
Oh look, I found nibi:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3DlHakHS3M
At that point it is really your computer that is at fault.
>>676285204
>buys root beer
>"can I see your ID?"
>>676285202
im glad you take it in stride, as tiny as those strides may be
>>676285204
addict
Dom be nice, you're my only ally now
>>676284889
I have not
thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnfSoaJxe3Y
>>676285536
>>676284850
>
>>676285681
hay
vin diesel is adorable honestly
>>676285699 (checked)
>>676285699 (checked)
>>676285699 (checked)
>>676285699 (checked)
>>676285699 (checked)
There is absolutely nothing wrong with firefox.
>>676285820
is electrolysis in mainline yet
>>676285427
I can't stop, I need help
>>676285627
You're welcome
>>676285400
Poor Eisen
His ID worn down from too much handling
>>676285898
Nope. At least not that I'm aware of.
>>676285699
Is there a problem here?
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>676286140
you can sit on my lap.
oh MY god
>>676285536
i will take this into account
>>676286061
The only handling he ever gets.
io am streaming rainbow six
>>676286394
Still more than you though
>>676286489
Until I purchase my kimono.
ohmygod stairs I was still talking to you
>>676286328
I can no longer respond to you, since it apparently reduces my age significantly.
>>676286550
stairs is a flake
>>676285898
more?
>>676286730
I forgive him it's difficult to juggle chatting with people
>>676286537
When will that be? 2057?
They'll be completely unfashionable by then
>>676286760
no, vore.
>>676286664
but if he doesn't tell you to sit in his lap, then who will?
>>676286664
don't be silly. You're a petite guy so you'll fit on my lap just fine.
>>676286061
>round mound of pound
>>676286925
not vore sexy dragons or chubby furs
>>676287108
Yeah, Dom thinks he was secretly a gay porn actor at the time or something
This was like, 22 years ago
>>676287292
dom is 22 though
>>676286948
I'm pretty sure that no one would, and I'm also pretty sure that I'd be perfectly fine with that.
>>676287069
Go masturbate and fall asleep with your dick in your hand already.
>>676287244
>>676287292
I think he was honestly just a fan of street sharks and did it out of love for the show
>>676287574
I don't do such naughty things. You need to do it for me.
Hallo all
>>676287973
Sure thing.
Well, I'm going to sleep. See all you faggots later, I guess.
>>676288030
Hey Chicken.
>>676284178
Oh whoops.
What vicious cycle?
>good night of sleep
>working harder
That sounds awful.
>>676287475
and?
>>676287848
Oh yeah, definitely
>>676288579
Heyo. What have you been up to?
tell me a joke
best joke wins a prize
>>676288715
you stay up all night to get stuff done
but you get less done the next day because your tired and have to stay up more to get it all done and eventually you have to make up for the sleep but your swamped with all this shit you haven't really done yet because you're tired all tired all the time and you would have been better off cutting your losses in the beginning and just moving on instead of trying to do it all at the cost of your ability to do things
>>676289035
I'm a cute boy.
did I win
>>676289035
knock knock
>>676289035
Secret will never lose.
>>676289035
Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A park bench can support a family
>>676289298
You lose.
>>676289319
Who is it
>>676289035
What's short and naughty and has a small penis?
Demos.
>>676289417
911
>>676288947
Played a few rounds of Sanctum 2 with the BF.
>>676289263
Oh.
Who says I get stuff done in all nighters?
I usually aim to, but end up doing absolutely nothhing.
That is why I do all nighters when I do not have classes the next day, duh.
i recommend everyone listen to "mowgli" by "mister lies"
>>676289417
dang
>>676289524
There's nothing small about my penis m80.
>>676289547
911 who
>>676289411
well at least you got dubs
>>676289035
I think I've done this one before, but w.e
Devnull and Squash are on a plane transporting sheep, but an engine has malfunctioned and the plane is going down.
Dev turns to Squash and says "There's two parachutes, we can get out now!"
Squash looks back at him and says "What about the sheep?
"Fuck the sheep!"
Squash pauses. "Do you think we have time?"
>>676289635
>Sanctum 2
aww yiss
>>676289635
Looks fun! I wish my shitty computer could handle it.
>>676289910
You said you'd never forget :(
>>676289910
5 inches is small.
>>676289547
more?
>>676289930
>sheep
You had one job.
>>676289856
speaking of which I am staying up all night trying to get things done
I agree that staying up all night for fun is super fun though
although I tend to just pass out when I hang out with people, I just get really cozy and relaxed and happy and I fall asleep
>>676289930
Hahaha! I like it!
>>676290135
If you're good
>>676290277
Remember: don't be a slut, wash your butt.
>>676290106
⁵ ᶦᶰᶜʰᵉˢ ᶦˢ ᵖᶫᵉᶰᵗʸ
>>676289930
if you're gonna make it dev and squash you have to change the animal too
>>676290069
you could have done better
>>676290277
>hanging out with people
Ah.
There is the problem.
>>676290537
thanks
great job
>>676290614
It was the first one that came to mind. I failed you.
>>676290695
Also: There's no excuse to be loose.
>>676290618
i have to go now
get a snapchat
>>676290874
I do not have snapchat.
>>676290614
5 inches is just cute.
>>676290163
>>676290614
I was gonna change it to dogs, but a plane carting dogs makes no sense. Sheep are livestock
>>676290827
do you just enjoy rhyming
like none of these really parse out to like actual advice
>>676290944
if you had one why would I ask you to get one
silly
>>676291057
In some countries a plane carting dogs makes sense.
>>676290878
quality fanfiction
>>676290952
everything about me is just cute
>>676291343
Sin was the hero these threads deserved
>>676291171
No. It's good advice.
Like so:
Kissing leads to humping just like farting leads to pooping.
These are important life skills.
>>676291343
I could just pick you up and snuggle you mr. cutie patootie.
>>676291463
too bad he is no longer around to write a killer demos fanfict
>>676291680
i mean
you could
but you won't
>>676291502
but that's not true in either case
a fart isn't like a preview of a soon to come shit
they are separate events
>>676283420
NOOOO, NOT GORDON FREEMAN
I'm already getting tired. Why is visiting family so exhausting?
>>676289035
Women's rights.
Booooooooooo
>>676292226
Well played
I did not mean to attach that image but it's still great
>>676292359
>>676291844
Look, if you're going to be humping at least put on something - a good condom will do. If you're going to go, just don't be a hoe'.
There are men out there that want your cherry but you need to be married. Also, if you didn't get yours, don't do his chores.
>>676292518
what's up lemon
>>676292084
Family are energy vampires.
>>676291769
But I really want to!
Y'all niggas better start laughing soon.
>>676292776
Not much, getting ready for beddie bye.
What's up with you?
>>676292857
Aren't they though?
>>676292869
i'm saving myself for marriage thank you very much.
>>676292956
i dunno man i'm just wasting time
watching a video about spectrographs and threading
>>676286925
Hitting someone's uvula is a quick way to stop vore... then you get into projectile fetishes
>>676293204
What are you wasting time for?
Uhh, why?
>>676292393
damn dallas is so fuckin dumb
>>676293649
I miss those sweet sweet walls of text
And his love of using hyphens
>>676293621
cause i feel grumpy and i don't want to go to bed when i'm in a bad mood
and it's interesting and entertaining
>>676293747
i fuckin dont. dudes pretty cool when he's drunk but man, he can be a dumbass when he isnt
I'm going to go crawl into my big ol bed all lonely like. Goodnight everyone
>>676290790
I really doubt that cassette tape is metal with dolby s noise reduction. Why would he use those headphones with that?
>>676293835
>lonely
Demos don't be grumpy
>>676293833
I didn't think you disliked it that much
I almost met him IRL, I regret not doing so
>>676293769
Why are you grumpy?
>>676293835
Night night
Do it for Jyushi
>>676294031
i don't dislike him, i just really wish he was slightly less of an asshole. i actually like him quite a lot, were it not for that.
>>676293204
That's okay, we can get married.
>>676294150
Now, just hold your head right there
>>676294067
because people are lame and i'm bad at communicating
>>676294452
That's incredibly vague.
>>676294417
Yeah he seems like a good guy, I haven't had that many decent interactions with him
>>676294452
stop speaking gibberish and communicate like a vampirically modified bat zombie via stomping
>>676294451
no ed don't do it i have so much to live for
>>676294594
well i mean
just personal stuff i won't dilvulge in i guess
but i'm here to get in a better mood
so
>>676294735
of course
how could i be so blind
>>676294597
get him when he's drunk, you'll find him amicable
>>676294935
I've definitely seen him that way, he's a qt.
i think i used to believe you were clint dom
>>676294441
With that level of determination... I almost feel bad that I switched his bar bell with foam.
>>676294890
it's because you're not through the looking ass yet
>>676294838
I'm here if you want to talk about it.
>>676294031
what's up Philip J. Freisen?
>>676295037
>>676295034
so qt, he is all about tail touches
>>676295305
Nice
>>676295321
I don't blame him
>>676295229
don't wanna talk
what did you do this easter sunday
>>676295321
yea i had a mental image of a really rude guy who hated me that didnt use namesync and wasnt mugen as you for a while
possible it was him
>>676295461
I know I am baby
>hou 'bout 'chu
>>676295612
Alright, I hope you feel better.
I had to work, so nothing really.
>>676295810
Well
>>676295941
Fry is wearing his head on his head
>and it's not an autofelatio joke
>>676295228
murr
>>676295833
>my little guy works
That's adorable!
>>676295461
whom, dallas?
>>676295612
mostly just a really rude guy in general, don't think i had a tangible idea of you until last year
>>676296577
Yeah
Tail touches are fantastic
>>676295833 (checked)
what did you eat for dinner
>>676296577 (checked)
just imagine how shocked i was that when i was able to identify you that you were the sweetest guy ever and not some hick after my blood.
>>676297107
Taco Bell, the most important of the food groups.
What did you do today?
>>676297107
why are you talking to yourself? Are you lonely?
>>676297328
Gross. I didn't do much, just helped mom cook dinner, drove home, did homework. pretty much nothing
>>676297409
Yes.
>>676297664
ur gross (jk ur bootiful)
That's so cute. What did you guys cook?
>>676297793
We did a pork loin with roast onions, mashed potatoes, green beans, and baked rolls. it didn't take much over an hour oh, and then i made spaghetti when i came home cause i was still hungry
mewmewmew
>>676298291
That sounds delicious, I would've much rather had that for dinner.
I should be getting to bed now, night night demdem ilunh
