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>>676395512 Keep this going please Sexting thread. Rules:

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>676395512
Keep this going please

Sexting thread.

Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke

Post pics of conversation.
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What happend to the guy with quads
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>>676413631
Pray for me
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Guy with quads don't cancer and deliver
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Guy with the girl who isn't a virgin. Fucking deliver.
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Never finished this
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>>676414626
Could have fucking told us you don't live nearby. How far are we talking?
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>>676414626

I'm not a virgin anymore = I smoked weed once.
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>>676414626
You ask her why you two haven't fucked, she says she's not a virgin and says the word nigga.

What a trashy fuckin person, bet she loves herself.
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>>676414626
Send her a pic of ur dick and ask her what she'd do with it
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>>676414762
1000 miles roughly
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>>676414885
So close to trips
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rolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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Reply with "Just cause we live far away doesn't mean you can't show me what you're working with" and pick a sexually suggestive emoji.
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>>676415097
>>676414919
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>>676414626
Send massive cock and say "would u like?"
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>>676415097
>>676414925

You fucked up so bad for us I'm too angry to link properly.
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Rolli
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Don't be dubs plz (Wait... why am I posting then??)
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>>676414811
Deliver
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>>676415588
Checked
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>>676414811
Winrar
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>>676415588
Deliver
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Now what?
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>>676416477
Send
Big
Dikpik

For christ sake.
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>>676414811
>>676415588
>>676415710

I had this in the last thread. Ffs. Fine.
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>>676413631
Roll
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>>676416477
"what? I just want to see a work of art."
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>>676416988
Fml
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>>676416477
Cmon Devin, show her what YOU'RE working with
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sending dick pic now please keep posting so thread doesnt die
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>>676413631
shut up meg
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>>676417254
Someone send me good dick pics to use
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Fuck it I'll roll
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>>676416988
Kek deliver son
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>>676417336

Go to soc and choose big clean one
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>>676417336
just google it and edit the background to be a different color on ribbet.com or something so she cant reverse search it you needy faggot
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I'm bout to ruin my only friendship with this smh
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Found a dick pic online. Just waiting for a reply now.
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>>676417902
lol you deserve it if you care more about 4chan than it lol
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rolling 44
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Quads
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>>676417975
is your's too small to send or something?
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>>676418024

gotta commit to what you do or there's no point doing it boy
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>>676418146
didn't want a bunch of 4chan kids whackin it off to my junk
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>>676417975
post results
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>>676418435

Fuck you. I'll masturbate anyway.
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>>676416881
Post result
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this needy ass bitch
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Rolling.
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>>676418576
Now what?
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>>676419204

She obviously knows what your dick would look like. She wants it. She needs it. She craves it.
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>>676419204
She can image search you fucking moron. Ya blew it. She was into it.
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if you don't believe me that ill have to show you in person
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>>676419204
you fucked it up
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>>676419204
You messed up after sending a fake pic
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>>676418987
>Watching wrestling instead of getting laid

Way to live the stereotype.
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>>676419425
then* roll
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>>676419204
Send a pic of you spreading your ass for her.

Duh.
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>>676419204
Just send her an actual pic of your dick faggot. She's clearly asking for it.
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>>676419204
This:
>>676419384

Send her your real dicpic, just shoop it a bit.
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>>676419544
winrar
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>>676419425
roll for this
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>>676419204
send a face pic with the same shirt
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>>676419519
ay, last raw before shit tier wrasslemania. OF COURSE I'M WATCHING INSTEAD OF FUCKING THAT 16 YEAR OLD
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>>676419544
deliver
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here goes nothing
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rawll
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>>676419204
Done with you. You fucking ruined it.
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>>676419402
>>676419460
I'm with a friend and don't want him to see it
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>>676419888
send a picture of your friends dick
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>>676419888
Nice trips btw, deliver
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>>676419982
yeah cause if I didn't want to do it in front of him, I'm sure he'd be comfortable with that.
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>>676419888
Check'd.
Go to bathroom faggot.
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>>676420147
you are such an evasive cunt
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>>676419724
my nigga
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>>676419888
Alright let me go to the bathroom chill out guys
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>>676419888
Just get it over with and update us, fool.
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>>676420444
U dun goofed m8

checked
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I dye my dog different colours cos he keeps mauling the kids in my hood to shreds lol dnt wanna let em put him down
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rolling down the river.
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>>676419724
>>676420351
but yea, mania looking super weak this year cant believe how much they've fucked it up
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>>676419888
dont want him to see it? dafuq what are you a faggot?
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>>676420595
>>676420641
it's all the damn injuries and shitty booking. who cares tho? vince always gets his views
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>>676419888
>>676420444
Your hole is getting deeper and deeper anon
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>>676419888
>>676420444
how you keep getting trips but still being a faggot. Send her your junk and she will deliver you nudes
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Rip my soul
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OP is fag.
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>>676421433
lel
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>>676420919
all the injuries should've meant they push other guys, there's plenty of talent there. If vince doesn't want mania to end in a chorus of boos HHH v Roman better not be on last
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if i get anything here im fucked
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Now we wait
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>>676421433
Deliver, faggot.
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>>676421588
fukd
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>>676421588
You are
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>>676421588
Fucked
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>>676421588
Fukt
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>>676421433
Fuck...

Don't worry LADES and GENT. Picsacomin'
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>>676421588
fukt
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>>676421766
the irony
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>>676421656
boy you got the same white shirt and pale ass bitch arms
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>>676421538
even if it is on last, I want to see seth rollins return for that gold v soon. he had me hooked into a cena fued for the first time since jbl
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rolololl
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>>676421656

Ur dick is a black square lol
> wut
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>>676422102
are you retarded?
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>>676422102
Went in MS paint cause im a wimp
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>>676421656
>Why did you send that?
fuckin up
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>>676422102
he doesn't want us to see his john thomas, probably crawling with spots and misshapen veins
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*this is exciting*
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>>676422212
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>>676422212
you took the bait
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>>676422294
So far delivers
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>>676422212
>>676422213
>>676422294

>>676422102
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She's going to kill me
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>>676422294
You got the mishappen veins right
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>>676422352
reroll
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>>676422566
eyy
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>>676421870
Fuck, this is embarrassing.
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>>676422566
for fucks sakes sam
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>>676422504
deliver
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Gggggggggg
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>>676422628
no replies...
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>>676422628
Hahahahaha kill yourself you autist fag
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>>676422504
Send the Heart!
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>>676422628
Why? She ignores you anyway...
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>>676422791
reroll
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>>676422628
she doesn't seem that into you does she you autistic weeb
>saying hai
>not killing yourself immediately
>pls respond
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>>676422827
Kek poor kid
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>>676422628
all sent, none read. and what is that name? are you talking to a company?
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>>676419724
My motherfucking nigga
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>>676413631
Roll
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>>676422981
reroll again
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>>676421977
true I'd love him to come back but i still think its a bit too soon from his injury, he was a great heel.
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>>676422628
cringe beta anime cuck detected
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roll kek
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>>676416477
Haha fucking Devin
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I fear nothing, reroll
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i dont know what to do now
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>>676423009
she didnt even get the message, just look at the 's'
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>>676423284
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>>676423284
kys
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>>676423009
>>676422806
>>676422827
I know...

>>676422909
It asked for the last female I had spoken to. By pure chance this was her. I am a sad, sad little man. This is now a feels thread.
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>>676423284
Wait for her to reply? Get your shit together Devin
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>>676423284
why haven't you killed yourself already?
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>>676423284
RIP in piece
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>>676423284
Holy shit you suck at this.
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>>676423284
Fuck her genius
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>>676423284
wait
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>>676423284

Fucking kek
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>>676422566
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>>676423154
reroll
cmon
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>>676423170
no doubt he will be an amazing face when he comes back. no fucking doubt
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>>676423384
>kys
No you. Kill yourself acronym faggot. While on it suck my cock. No homo though.
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>>676423284
you start digging your own grave
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Rollllll
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roll oh god pls
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>>676423516
you heard me
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>>676423284
you fucked up OP
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>>676423284
Was worth a shot, activate plan b, go get a rope
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>>676423516
Why didn't we have sex yet?
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>>676423596
Double roll
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>>676423284
Ask her to rate it
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>>676423284
she was down but you blew your load too soon. Should've waited after you said show me what you're working with. You jumped the gun holmes
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>>676413631
gonna roll
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>>676423377
upit mpy hryyomh sesu eoyj yjpdr find
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>>676423608
This
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>>676423116
Nope, just a girl.

We spoke about dank memes, exchanging them in conversation, I said I would talk to her later and she agreed.

>I habe de no reply
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>>676423732
reroll
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>>676423516
>Excuse me

I am dead
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>>676423771
For you.
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>>676423520
fucks sake
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>>676413631

>"Are you stupid? We have 3 children together."

Am I doing it wrong, /b/?
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>>676423608
gotta be the alpha male
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rollerino
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>>676423171
Reporting for duty!
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rrrrroll
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>>676423562
No u kys (that's an acronym of a command to commit suicide). I bet u liek wehn peolp tpye liek tihs
>>676423621
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>>676423943
rolling again
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>>676423966
ruu!
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>>676423937
For you.
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>>676423869
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>>676423608
roll
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>>676423966
Rektm9
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>>676423929
Wtf are you talking about idiot.
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>>676424007
For you.
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>>676423697
Post ending in 3 decides what next
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suh dude
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>>676424157
He texted his wife you dumb faggot
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>>676423284
holy shit anon that made me cringe

do you need sluts to talk to on kik? I can give you some usernames.
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haha, Devin you faggot.
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>>676424085
rolling again and again
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>Why haven't we fucked yet?
>Because I'm your sister

the only female i talk to, i think i got friendzoned
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>>676423516
>billie
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>>676424351
youre fucked
i hope you just did it for lols
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>>676423929
"we already got frisky 3 times, why you want more?"
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>>676424351
That means she hates your dick m9
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>>676424351
so when are we fucking
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>>676424351
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>>676424351
Send cumshot video
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>>676424398
For you.
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>>676424483
yeah I did it for lols. What should I say mr. winrar?
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>>676424483
winrar
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>>676424425
it's time to kill myself
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>>676424463
keep trying
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>>676424524
roll
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>>676424406
Post some
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>>676424351
Darn it! that was my stupid brother =/ Lets's start over shall we? =D Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Devin. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
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>>676424351
I bet my sister could take it deeper than you
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>>676424569
i guess you dont really want to fuck huh...
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>>676424351
C'mon girl u can friend zone me, but u can't friendzone my cute sausage
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>>676424534
Reroll
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>>676424569
say " it doesnt matter what you think now itll be in your mouth eventually, one way or another"
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>>676422628
You should try tightening your collar
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>>676424351
Send a picture of asshole
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>>676424579
Jesus fucking christ
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>>676424542
Kys nigger
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>>676424044
Thankyou /b/ <3
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>>676424351
Rate my dick you fuckin nigger
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>>676424685
You're a big guy.
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>>676424723
Winrar
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>>676424723
not happening lol
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>>676424752
Just do it bro
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>>676424727
this
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>>676424806

This
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Fuck it, let's go
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>>676424781
What else did she say
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>>676424648
fuck i replied to the wrong person, meant to reply to >>676422628

he needshelp
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>>676424880
rolling for this
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>>676424860
Why not, you said post with 3s decide
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>>676424922
>>676424733
>>676424699
deliver
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>>676424752
roll for this sadcunt
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>>676425021
Because op is a faggot
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>>676424762
You think niggers are your ally? You merely adopted the niggers. I was born with them. Moulded by them. I didn't see the KKK until I was already a man, by then they were nothing to me but targets. The niggers betray you, because they want your asshole.
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>>676425104
reroll
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Wow lol
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>>676413631
>tfw no girls in phone that I want to fuck
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>>676424942
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>>676424781
post sex tape when u get it in
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>>676425128
For you.
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>>676425173
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>>676424954
You were right I was asking for some names
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>>676425071

See >>676416881
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J.K Rowlin
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>>676424727
I just chose this because it was the funniest
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