Hey /b/ how do you wipe?
I don't, I have a sex slave licking my anus.
>>676684182
Using your tongue
>>676684182
i always have the toilet paper like in the photo and i always fold
I ran out of toilet paper and used a swiffer sweeper once
>>676684440
I'm a nigger
>>676684182
With the three shells, you neanderthal
>>676684182
With water and soap then paper towel.
Base of toilet paper and a sheet of damp paper towel. Makeshift wet wipe.
very carefully
>>676684182
Wash with water and soap.
What kind of degenerate uses paper?
>two sheets of toilet paper
>wad up
>lean forward while still sitting
>wipe from behind
>generally takes 8 to 10 sheets
Wadding is a controversial practice. I've tried folding, it seems less efficient and more prone to shit-finger incidents.
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>>676684182
Front to back
Because I'm not a god damn barbarian
Like pic related you candy ass roody poos
>>676684182
From left to right
Don't gotta,niggers tongue my anus dontcha know...
>>676684182
You deserve death if you wipe while standing
>>676684182
With a stream of warm water.
>Japanese toilet master race
Standing up, bent over *cleaner that way* folded up longer then length of palm. Am I a fuckin weirdo?