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>>676681305
shit thread gtfo >>>/trash/
>>676681305
How will you feel when based-Trump annexes America's hat?
>>676681589
Honestly I think Trump will leave us leafbros away for the first term. After that it's over to iceland
>>676681589
ill pray all our bros in europe will help us fight the new Hitler and stop his plans for a world corporatocracy.
>>676682279
Eh, the Trumpets not that bad; at least we're not mexicans
>>676681305
Ya ever ride a moose?
>>676681305
are you from Alberta.
>>676681589
Canadafag here...If Trump wins I'm moving to the states.
I might start a website so canucks can trade places with the faggot americans that say they want to leave if trump wins.
>>676682992
Do you still live in your parents igloo?
TORONTO is best city
represent
>>676683258
Maybe i do, but do you still jerk off the Lucy decoture from trailer park boys.
This is now an "if your name is called go to sleep" thread.
Ted Cruz
>>676683514
Yeah, if you want to be surrounded by shitskins of every kind. Fuck that place.
>>676683549
you actually know the bitch's last name?!?!!
You are definitely a nerdy canadian.
I actually used to think the other girl was hotter until she got tattoos.
>>676683885
who Fucking laheys daughter Sarah?
>>676683843
Name a better BIG city with shit to do and not some backwards little hick town in the middle of nowhere
>>676683514
Toronto sucks balls.
Everyone is a stuck up prick who thinks their shit don't stink.
I had to live up there for 4 months and I hated ever second of it.
>>676683885
Sarah was where it was at. Lucy turned coalburner with that cbc nigger. She got ugly as fuck also.
>>676684035
What BETTER city did you move to that has alot going for it then?
>>676683990
DETROIT!!!!!
>>676681305
How do you feel about trudeau ruining everything.
>>676683990
Hate them all. I'm innawoods unless I absolutely have to go to town. Haven't seen anyone who wasn't white in at least 4 months. Paradise.
>>676683990
Montreal
Thunder Bay fag here. Our city is small but it's fucking LOADED with hot girls (from the colleg and the university) and casual racism is still fully acceptable.
>>676684437
Alright fuck. You named the ONE place I would rather live.
Fucking lucky Montreal fucks....
>>676681305
do you still have snow at your place? shits only half melted here
>>676684437
GEt that french fucking shit out of here.
Why does Canada have the French and the U.S. have niggers?
The U.S. got first pick
>>676684566
Best history marks in your class I bet.
>>676683164
... Why not announce a jihhad
>>676681589
Canadafag here. If trump gets in I may move south also. It would save me the headaches if he annexed.
>>676684802
typical canadian....doesn't understand what a joke is.
What's an nhl playoff team?
>>676684437
Nous sommes complets. Continuer vers l'est vers Newfoundland. Merci.
>>676684566
Oh we got niggers too...
>>676684176
Calgary
Hongcouver
Regina
Winterpeg
Gagetown
Edmonton
Pretty much anywhere that isn't literally a pile of shit. And even then...
>>676684544
Montreal reporting in, Vancouver is pretty cool too...
>>676684566
But french girls my friend
>>676681305
You are woman or trap?
Timestamp nigger?
>>676684035
Agreed. I lived there most of my life. I can't believe how awesome it is to be an hour and a half northeast now. Life doesn't have to be depressing and awful apparently. Fuck Toronto, and fuck the entire GTA. Especially Oshawa. Jesus Christ I can't believe there's a city that disgusting in a first world country.
>>676684963
Actually Canadians tend to be known for their keen wit and sense of humor. Some of the funniest actors and comedians to ever exist are from Canada.
OP here... Holy shit I left cuz thread was dead, 2many2reply... so Yes to all
>>676681305
out with quebec
the rest of canada can stay
>>676681305
i have went to cadana, eh!
it took one whole passport, eh!
Kitchener checking in.
>>676685084
>Calgary
Poor-mans version of Toronto
>Vancouver
Pretty but run down with asians, just as bad if not worse than Toronto in terms of immigrants
>Regine,Weinterpeg,Gagetown
Fucking SHITHOLES of alcoholic natives and druggies, are you fucking joking?
>Edmonton
Dead town, boring as fuck
>>>676685281
Oshawa is confirmed shithole
Wtf am I doing awake? PEI checking in.
>>676685323
they are only funny to other canucks
>>676683990
The Rex is cool. If you like jazz.
How does it feel being on top of america?
>>676685728
Winnipeg here this place is literally a shithole full of drunks and junkies. The northwest part of the city is 99% Asians and Indians
Why is there only like 6 CFL teams and two of them are called the ruff riders (until recently) and
why is there only about 6 NHL teams and 2 of them are called Canadians? (A Canuck is a Canadian)
Why is it so fucking hard for Canadians to make up original names for their sports teams?
>>676684540
My sleeping giant has terry foxed so many bitches, some people get pond blowjobs but I get lakehead
Is poutine any good?
>>676686377
My bum hole smells a little bit like poo. That's why.
>>676686719
Fucking out of this world good, some places make shit versions but like mom and pop diners make the best poutine ever
>>676686719
YES.
And I have no idea why it hasn't caught in in the States.
Fries and cheese covered in gravy. It sounds like it should be American anyway.
You guys are a bunch of babies. Canada's great fun... avoid Indians and niggers of all sorts. Best places: Edmonton, Regina and Halifax.
I'll have to try it then if I ever get the ingredients and a recipe.
>>676687012
Tell me why WHAT is so good about Edmonton? NOTHING ever happens there, haven't heard of that place since forever
>>676681305
Do they have toilets in Canada?
>>676687360
we call them americans here
>>676687012
yeah....i mean halifax is awesome but what the fuck are you talking about edmonton and regina. montreal and vancouver tool bag
>>676687046
don't kneed now got-damed recipe
White people need to do everything by the book
>cook fries
>throw on a half a brick of mozzerella cheese
>pour heated gravy over both fries and chees
>?????
>profit!!!
>>676685728
>Calgary
>Poor/cheap
>Confusing richmond, with the entirety of Vancouver.
Wow, so this is where the phrase "Torontarded" comes from.
>>676687908
It's poutine sauce not gravy you faggot
>>676688443
Calgary is for a retarded breed of "city-hicks" who think they're "country" but are actually nobodies who the rest of Canada doesn't give two shits about.
Toronto is on the map, we're world famous attracting world-class people, Calgary is a second-hand "big city", but it's just another Ottawa
>>676687360
Just one.
They called it Oshawa
