Waifu claiming thread.
>i'm to lazy to write a new Version number
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
ｏｈ ｓｈｉｔ ｉ’ｍ ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ ｉｔ
You made it a bit early, eh?
Something tells me Syndra would be the BDSM type. hope youre into that
Alone.
>>676767588
i might have misclicked a thing or 2
Sup?
Claiming for Stockinganon~
>Rubyanon
Rolling over
>>676766172
>Wanted to do my 4 years and do something unique.
I understand. You'll get some good times out of the military. The free college tuition is dope.
>>676767073
>Normal cuddling would be fine for now...
You are the cutest sister ever, Tenryuu~ Do that thing with your hands. You are so cute when you pretend to be a rabbit.
>hugging you
>>676767410
My mistake, Korbo. Eaten any apples lately?
-Tatsie
Tenryuu claimed
>>676767557
>tfw you actually only have one
But now....i want to see your right foot
Best German CV claimed
Whats up everybody ?
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>676766172
>>676768092
Hey, at least I guess it's not so cold in there anymore, now that spring started, great weather for running
>Glad you could get you sleep after last night.
I really needed it, many things happened last night
>All wonderful things <3
>>Insert Emi joke here
I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers
>I hope they feel better soon!
They will, a little pain is nothing for me!
>Talking to you has made my day 10x better already<3
You want to make me blush daily, don't you? <3
Bento Box claimed.
Gamindustri Best Cosplay Girl Claimed.
>>676766935
>>676768228
D-do as you wish Tatsie <3
>rests head on my chest
A-ah...
B-but you're cute too c:
>cuddles
Hi.
>Homu-chan claimed.
>>676767201
Do you just stay up 24 hours a day making these threads or something? jesus christ.
Megumin claimed
Obligatory claim.
>>676765543
Happy birthday, Rei.
>>676766784
Damn, nice. That's good to hear. Kek, one time I was making some coffee and it started overflowing, I quickly gulped down a quarter of it and I remember that it was boiling hot. Throat/mouth was numb for a few days, kek.
Coffee is great though, can't say I blame you. Class going well?
>>676766935
Mmmm, that sounds nice. Lucky guy, don't have many options myself. Would love to try some.
>>676766947
Sounds fancy, glad you can have that stuff picked straight from nature. Sounds really good.
Ayy
Home now
>claimed
>>676768304
Totally not being salty
>>676768228
>Do that thing with your hands. You are so cute when you pretend to be a rabbit.
I never did such a thing. Pyon.
>>676768353
Oooh, I get it and I like it, Bento-kun.
>claiming Hatsuzuki
>>676766171
We all have our own opinions, anon
>>676766533
^-^
>>676766947
Hope you get better dude
>>676767734
Gotta know your waifu's name man.
>>676767677
>Crossbow might be better still since I think it does not need horse archery and in fact doesn't even have a skills.
That is true, you could preserve some skillpoints but you will have two weapon slots occupied, I would suggest a shield and a two handed/one handed weapon if you go Crossbow.
Claimed
claimed
Making my claim now
>>676768678
Well Megumin Anon came up with it,
>>676768510
Speaking of, welcome to the thread Anon.
I'm off.
https://youtu.be/R5_ebdVKGaM
>>676768615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfO5j76y3IU
If you watch this I can die happy.
I hope you think it's funny
>>676768607
Heyo
>>676768737
Seems new here. Can anyone confirm?
My waifu on the bottom.
>>676768683
i gotta know ...somehow.
> going crazy
>>676768888
See ya Tats!
>Checked
>>676768694
Yeah, sounds reasonable.
Interesting in a way. Slot wise it's like archery, but it's pretty much skillpoint free.
With my bows and arrows I also carry a shield and bastard sword.
>>676768888
Goodbye Anon
>Czeched
>>676768485
Only about 16-18
>more of a side thing that i do
>>676768534
Well i do have a huge linden tree (no idea if i translated it right, just in case here is the latin name - Tilia cordata)
>>676768683
The worst is over
>>676768888
>Checked
Bye Tat
>>676768607
Guten Morgen Gaiko !
>>676768615
So nothing new ?
>>676768888
Gute Nacht !
>>676768914
i've claimed her for like 4 threads now and then done nothing
and i will continue to do so
>>676768839
Yoroshiku Bento
Its guns are heavy
Hull strong
Not a Chevy
The Americans are bombing already
Japs Spaghetti
-The Yamato
Just claiming today bye
>>676769101
>With my bows and arrows I also carry a shield and bastard sword.
That is a great combo.
>>676768908
Poi
>it has started
>>676769208
nope
>>676768534
Sorry about the late repost. Had to take the kids somewhere. ...§¤]\/[€￦]=[€|2€......=^..^=
>>676769279
Welcome back, Yamato.
>>676768888
>doublehitler
checked
>>676768914
Hi
>>676769208
Hi Graf
>>676768888
Bye Tats
>>676768228
I definitely will. Got a few friends in and they're loving it so far! Plus the free college is sweet. That shit is expensive
>>676768296
>Tfw the only ones you have are all Bikini
Enjoy it. Now I wanna see your Bikini
>>676768325
Thank god it's getting nicer. Today was a great day for running here.
>I really needed it, many things happened last night
I'm glad! Any good drunk stories?
>All wonderful things <3
Hehe~ Indeed there were, qt<3
>They will, a little pain is nothing for me!
You're strong Emi! You got this! :D
>You want to make me blush daily, don't you? <3
You are such a qt3.14 when you blush<3<3<3
>>676768534
I hate to admit ive done it more than often kek
Classes are pretty good so far. Almost the end of the year now so no one gives a shit anymore kek. Just 6 more weeks and im out!
>>676768607
Welcome back Galko!
>>676768888
See ya Tats! Nice quads!
egg
>>676768983
Did you try image searching? Cause you might know then. Here's a freebe on me >>676769206
That's great to know
>>676769222
Ah. Nice trips
>>676768839
>Well Megumin Anon came up with it,
did i ( o . o) ?
>>676769231
>Yoroshiku
That is a greeting right?
>>676769208
Welcome to the thread Anon.
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>>676769573
Well you came up with Benito Box, and Syndra Anon made a slight change.
>>676769331
Especially since you can leave the shield and take another stack of arrows without too mcuh trouble.
It's necessary if you're super lame and want to kill most of the enemies by yourself.
Don't think that would work as well with crossbows due to its lower rate of fire.
It really works better as a backup weapon or massed infantry.
But buy, massed crossbow infantry can be pretty effective.
Right... most crossbows can't even be used while mounted, but longbows can't be either.
>>676769467
Here you go. Now i want to see yours.
>>676769588
>Yoroshiku
>That is a greeting right?
Yup, you cant translate it 100% to english but its kinda like "pleased to meet / see you".
>>676769435
Such nice large boobs. Maybe a few in a few seasons. Just maybe
>>676768888
Bye bye. Nice quads
>>676769479
Hi Mugi
>>676769206
Ahhh, alright. That sounds nice, jealous of ya now. Heh.
>>676769208
Heyo Graf!
>>676769389
It's all good man, day going well?
>>676768888
See you later, Tats.
>>676769467
Coffee's just too great, can't help yourself either eh? Oh yeah man, can't wait for it to be over. Shit's gonna be great.
>>676769815
>buy
boy
>>676768304
Salutations, Graf. Just drinking some beer. You?
>>676768430
>cuddling intensifies
You are such a cute girl.
>looks at image
If you keep showing me this side of you, I might not be able to contain my hands from wandering~
>softly tracing your face with my finger
>>676768534
In this lifetime or the next, my brother. I'll treat you if we ever meet.
>>676768615
>Pyon
Ufufu~ Is it possible for you to be any cuter?
>hugging tightly
>>676768908
Hi Atago. atsf and their videos are legit.
>>676769467
College is indeed expensive. Choose wisely when you start it.
>>676769588
>That is a greeting right?
it is.
>>676769815
>massed crossbow infantry can be pretty effective.
I once slaughtered an entire Army with mass cav charges and crossbow support, if I remember correctly I slaughtered Russians.
>>676770031
C-can i touch IT?
>>676769884
Here you go. Now I wanna see your Pajamas
>>676770014
It's just the perfect drink
>That's non alcoholic of course
Once it's done I got some time to kill before boot camp. Gonna make it a good one
>>676770031
Mooo
>>676770137
I will. Cant waste that free college on some rip off right?
>Inb4 DeVry University
>>676770031
Hi Milkman
>>676769959
Thanks?
>I'm still third here
>>676770325
>touch the cow do it now
>>676768888
i will never forgive myself for not noticing those quads.. sayonara
>>676769900
>>676770143
>mfw when I actually remembered something and didn't fuck up.
>>676770137
Tat...suta...don't...hug me....so...tightly. I...I can't...breath...properly...a..anymore...
>>676770325
Yeah.
>>676770412
Moo.
>>676770451
Hi.
>>676770451
>>676770323
I will have to reform my army some time.
It's still a real mess of whatever I could get my hands on and survived into higher tiers.
>>676770631
*touching intensifies*
>>676770631
Moooo
I if said that I'd go on WoWs and put "Poi" in the chat and create a poi army would anyone here join me?
>>676770518
What's good
>>676770631
How are things?
>>676770671
Umm...
>>676770869
Maybe
>if i played it
>>676770137
A-ahhh...
W-what do you mean?
>continue to cuddle
D-don't say that I'm cute when you're cute too...
>>676770869
Which WoW? Warcraft or Warships? >.<
>>676770137
Shit man, I'd love for that. Get drunk on some good beer, sound like the kind of guy I'd do that with.
>>676770412
Tea's also pretty great.
>Irish coffee is also pretty great if you're me
Yeah man, go have fun. Gotta get that out of your system or else they're beat it out of ya.
>>676769348
Again cooperation, mechanics or people in game?
>>676769435
How was your day ?
>>676769588
Welcome kamrat
>Soviet power ?
>>676770014
Hello Hando-kun ! How was your day ?
Mine was almost perfect !
>>676770137
>Just drinking some beer
I want too but I cant
>Night time job
>>676770031
Moo !!
>Sr for late respond , mm in WoWs
>>676770869
I'd love to, but not today anymore...
>>676770757
>>676770781
>>676771109
Moo moo.
>>676770988
Meh.
>>676771047
WoW is warcraft.
WoWs is warships.
>for future reference
>>676770693
>I will have to reform my army some time.
It depends, sometimes a disorganized army can be good.
>It's still a real mess of whatever I could get my hands on and survived into higher tiers.
That's how my army usually looks like until I get a fief.
>>676771047
Warships
>>676771187
2cute5me
>>676769467
>Any good drunk stories?
I can barely remember most of last night
Some nice moments were when I did Triple H's entrance in the middle of the street (with the whole water spitting thing) with the music and everything and when a friend took an empty Fanta bottle and kicked it over a big ass fence saying that kick "would win the fucking Superbowl"
>Hehe~ Indeed there were, qt<3
I wish I had written what I had in mind, it was a cute little "proposal", but I was drunk and I though you might go to sleep before I came back home
>You're strong Emi! You got this! :D
Damn right!
Thanks qt <3
>You are such a qt3.14 when you blush<3<3<3
And I can't help doing so with you! <3<3<3
Hey! Had another great day kayaking! The weird thing was while I was upside down, a fish swam straight into my face, I practically kissed the dumb thing
>>676771109
>Soviet Power
>Benito Mussolini
I am not sure how I should feel right now.
>>676770014
Yes very=^..^= hubby is sleeping off his cold. And I'm relaxing on my navi.
>>676770693
Only way this could be worse is having only 1 unit stacks of everything.
This is omitting companions.
>le off topic face
>>676771299
Like this?
Even though I tried to recruit many of the same kind given the chance.
Freeing slaves or recruiting prisoners might be the biggest factor in the disorder.
>>676771187
Hi bestbro, how's your day going?
>That pic
>Muh heart
*hnnnngg*
>>676770988
nothing much
just playing some vidya
>>676770510
benito...it's decided.....*waits a bit* YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF AS A RELIABLE COMPANION !
>>676770412
Indeed. Pick your major and go from there. Also, cute outfit you've got there.
>DeVry University
Kek.
>>676770518
Ayy Mugi. How's it going?
>>676770625
Ufufu~ I just can't help it. You are just so cute. But I'll loosen my grip, because I promised you could set the pace today.
>cuddles and hugs
>>676771001
>cuddling continues
>my finger moves to your lips
Ufufu~ your lips are very cute. Too bad they belong to Stocking.
>continue to rest my head on your chest
>>676771502
>kek
Welcome back
>>676771616
That is pretty much how my Army looks like, just add a few Swadian units in there.
>>676771616
>That cluster fuck of soldiers
Why.
>>676771631
Alright I guess.
>>676771109
Was pretty good.~ Went much better than I had expected. Glad to hear yours was nearly perfect! Up to anything right now, buddy?
>>676771502
Glad to hear it, buddy! That fish sure does sound lucky, heh. Up to anything right now?
>>676771559
Ahh, alright. Hope his cold goes by quickly. Glad you're relaxing.
>>676771761
Wait what, my memory is horrible, I can't be called reliable.
>>676771102
Definitely great drinks
I definitely plan on it. Maybe a road trip or something
>>676771187
Mooo Mooo
>>676771364
>Some nice moments were when I did Triple H's entrance in the middle of the street (with the whole water spitting thing) with the music and everything and when a friend took an empty Fanta bottle and kicked it over a big ass fence saying that kick "would win the fucking Superbowl"
Jesus fuck my sides. That's awesome. You definitely had a lot of fun i see!
>I wish I had written what I had in mind, it was a cute little "proposal", but I was drunk and I though you might go to sleep before I came back home
P-p-proposal?! Emi you're such a fucking qt3.14 holy shit.
>I would still love to hear it <3
>>And I can't help doing so with you! <3<3<3
Awww now i'm gonna blush!<3<3<3
>
>>676771502
Heya Fran! Glad you had fun!
>>676771783
i didnt see this a minute ago kek
nothing much
still just playing vidya
>>676771861
I just took whatever I could get.
Then my capacity increased or stuff died and I got different replacements.
>>676771859
I have no Swadians because their low level units are such shit and die in droves.
I stopped buying them, but I should be able to keep some alive now.
Do you guys ever put your finger up in the weird compartment behind your pubic area that your balls came out of via scrotum? Shit feels so weird I hate it.
>>676771783
A-ah-ahh...
Tatsie D-don't act like this...
Y- you'll make me blush... <3
>>676771783
>cute outfit you've got there.
T-t-thanks Tatsie
>>676771187
Anything good?
>>676771667
That sounds fun.
>>676772360
>I have no Swadians because their low level units are such shit and die in droves.
It's worth it, Swadian knights are the most OP unit in the game, I once tested a 60 Swadian Army versus a shit ton of Nords, I won the battle and only lost around 10-13 Swadian Knights.
>>676771530
Ahh Scheiße !
Please forgive me!
>ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer !
>>676771502
Guten Morgen Fran !
>>676772018
I will probably heading to play World of Warships
>Tirpitz waiting for me !
>>676771187
MOOOO Mooo
>>676771102
Hell yeah, my friend of colour. You like sours? I've got a few around. Would love to share them with you.
>>676771109
>Night time job
Ah, too bad. Weekend is coming soon, though. Hope you'll be able to enjoy one then.
>>676772199
>i didnt see this a minute ago
Blame someone or something. Usually works.
>vidya
What are you playing?
>>676772531
Ufufu. You are just that much cuter when you blush. One day I'll kiss both you and Stocking at the same time. Just you wait...
>still resting my head on your chest
>>676772561
Matches your face. Cute goes well with cute.
>>676772505
kek'd
I don't think so and I won't try.
>>676772531
HEy !
What's going on here Norie ?
>>676770988
>>676772708
It's fine Anon, not everyone remembers old Mussolini these days.
>>676772032
>Wait what, my memory is horrible, I can't be called reliable.
fufufu, benito..benito.. tsk tsk* you are always bothering yourself with the smallest things, you should stop living in the past and forgive yourself.
Claimed.
>>676772018
Thank you =^..^=
>>676772898
>One day I'll kiss both you and Stocking at the same time. Just you wait
>mfw tatsie is bringing us to qt levels that should not be possible
>>676772360
You need to organize, keep the highest level units/the ones that cost the most weekly at the top, low levels stay at the bottom so they're less likely to actually have to fight and you can just level them up through training.
Like>>676772684 said the Swadian knights are worth it, they kick ass, just keep your guys organized and try your hardest to help them out and you'll lose a lot less guys, especially if you keep the more advanced units at the top.
>>676772590
Not really.
>>676772160
>>676772708
Mooooooo.
>>676772898
>Face is all red
W-w-wh-w-what are you saying Tatsie?
Y-you know I belong only to Stocking...
>>676772931
G-graf!?
E-ehh...
>>676771559
Hope he feels better!
>>676771843
Not the strangest thing that has happened to me while kayaking, that would be this one guy I camped near.
>set up camp, hyped to go kayak the next day
>see the guy in the site next to us
>Pabst Blue Ribbon hat, Duck Dynasty shirt with a beard to match, missing several teeth, ragged Jean shorts, and flip flops
>speaks this crazy thick Louisiana accent
>walks up to me, introduces himself as Skeeter
>offers me some of his hot dogs
>I decline, since I just had some Mexican food
>says he would save me the "good tequila"
>pronounces it like Teh-kay-ler
>I decline also
>says "you'll be back, they ALWAYS come back"
>laughs like a hyena
>slept with my pocket knife by me just in case
>>676772018
Chilling in a hammock, I'm about to start driving back to Nashville to see my grandma one last time before I had back up north
>>676772906
Please do it I don't want to feel alone. One time I woke up and I was short one testicle. I literally cried until it pooped back out of there.
>>676772939
I get it now
>>676771109
Just saw this, my bad
It hasn't been that good.
>>676773291
Same here.
>>676773065
>you should stop living in the past and forgive yourself.
How can I stop living in the past if time never moves forward?
>>676772505
>>676772160
Agree completely.
Road trip would be cool, hope you have a good time man.
>>676772708
Ahh, alright. Sink many ships for your /waifu/ brethren.
>>676772898
Yup! Of course I do, I'd love to drink a few with you, thanks!
>>676773213
You're very welcome.
>>676773329
Mmm, alright. So the usual, hope your visit to your Grandma goes well. She has a great grandson afterall, I'm sure she'll love the company. Have a safe trip, buddy.
>>676772684
Well, factually, I came across a stack of mounted Swadian deserters. Tier4, I think.
I had a numerical advantage of 2.5:1 or so and they still caused significant casualties on the first attempt.
Even when I tried a second time and took them seriously there were a couple killed and many wounded.
>>676772199
>>676772160
>>676772360
>>676772531
>>676772590
>>676772708
>>676772684
>>676772898
>>676772931
>>676772939
>>676773065
>>676773213
>>676773292
>>676773329
Guise please put your finger in your ball hole for me and post results. I feel so cheated.
>>676771783
Thank you....Bah....now i need some rest. Where did you just put the pillows...
>>676771109
As always.
>>676773329
Hello my favourite pre-medic
I have a german term for you:
>Sanitöter
>>676773291
Mooooooooooooooo
>>676773648
I hope we can pull it off. Maybe just spend a week driving through the Appalachians or something
>>676773329
>they ALWAYS come back
now if that's not a sign to get as far as possible i don't know what is
I have never been kayaking
>not that there has been any chances
>>676773717
Late tier Swadian units can be a bitch to kill, I am still attempting to figure a way to counter them without using a few ''sacrificial'' units.
>>676773648
Yeah, it's super comfy, you watched A Scanner Darkly last night, right?
>>676773781
Oh, what's it mean?
Claaimeed
>>676773537
Doing it to other blonde waifus too in the later future. You're just the first of many ;)
>>676773189
A /fit/ is a good waifu
>>676773742
Ball hole?
>>676773569
>How can I stop living in the past if time never moves forward?
WHO IS THIS THEN BENITO-CHAN ! you are already with us !
>>676773256
Ufufu~ I can kiss you right now if you want, Tet Tet~
>>676773292
I know. I'm going to get permission from both of you and then have us share the cutest of kisses <3
>hugging you tightly, pulling your head down to rest on my chest
>>676773648
No problem. You can thank me in person if that ever happens, Hand-kun.
>>676773781
You can use my chest or my lap as your pillow, dear sister. The pillows are underneath the bed, if case you really want them...
I'm heading out for a bit. I should be back later. All of you good people in here keep it real until then~
probably not going to post for a while i got some friends on skype and one of them wants to play gmod
>>676773291
My battle size limit is 500 currently, or so, so they fight anyways unless I tell them not to - which I never really used because lazy.
That's why my stat boosting units keep dying. :-(
I have ordered them by tech-tree, mostly, which is more convenient with a clusterfuck like that.
>>676774011
Fuck, that would be nice if you were able to do that. Hope you can, gotta get all the fun out of ya.
>>676774311
Heh, I bet. Sounds relaxing, yup I did. Good movie.
>>676774420
Yeah sure, I'd love to thank you in one way or the other. Kind fella.
>>676774345
Blonde waifus a best
>imo
>>676774422
Bye Mugi
I have no idea what anyone else is talking about
>>676774422
sayonara...
>>676774311
It's a mix between the german words for medic ("Sanitäter") and kill ("töten"). Mix that up and you get "Sanitöter", a medic which is better in killing the wounded instead of helping them.
>>676774676
>I have no idea what anyone else is talking about
Same
>>676774396
I am not sure how I feel about that picture...
>>676774422
Bye mugi-anon.
>>676774150
Poop.
>>676774201
Incidently they're just kicking the Rhodoks butts in my game.
>>676774420
But... but that would be wrong... Prinz and I...
>>676774676
Some dude is talking about a ball hole. Have no idea what he's rambling about
>>676774975
welcome back
>>676774651
Hopefully dude. Would be a dream
>>676774422
Aight man. Take care Mugi
>>676774150
I had already paid for the site, and it was late. Figured the knife was enough
>>676774651
Glad you liked it! I'm going to read the book for it soon. You have any good recommendations for me?
>>676774838
Oh shit, so a Nazi doc then? Or just a sloppy surgeon?
>>676775196
>Oh shit, so a Nazi doc then? Or just a sloppy surgeon?
Take what you want
