Would you sleep in a graveyard for $1,000,000?
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Would you sleep in a graveyard for $1,000,000?
>>676791671
Fuck yeah I would. I don't believe in ghosts at all, gimme that free money. Also, is that stupid mofo trying to get frost bite?
Are you autistic I would live in a graveyard for a week to get 1 million
>>676791671
i'll do it for $89.99
>>676791869
plus tip
If there's one in a million chance it'll be overran with zombies then no.
>>676791671
The dead don't bother me.
It's the living you gotta worry about.
>>676791671
Hell, yeah, I would. I'd sleep in a damn coffin for 1M. Provided there's enough air. And that I'd be let out.
I would do it for shits and giggles
>>676791671
for $100 and a bowl of weed
NO WAY YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY!
ONE MILLION BUCKS IS DOES NOT ENOUGH FOR CERTAIN DEATHS!
>>676791671
for how many years?
for $1,000,000 i'll mung ur dead mother
>>676791671
What is the point of these?
>>676792419
Bait /10
>>676791671
I'd do it for less.
>>676791671
yes
Fuck yeah I want a free $1,000,000! Who wouldn't?
>>676792725
Thanks, Einstein.
>>676791671
OMG, sleep in a GRAVEYARD? 3SPOOKY5ME
I literaly live like 1.5 km from a huge graveyard and church. I'd do it for 40$.
i use to live newt to one. best Neighbors i ever head. I wold do it fore alot less.
>>676791671
i would sleep in a graveyard for $10.
for 1.000.000 i will grab a shovel and make sweet love to the 3 most recent bodies.
>>676792688
Would you give me $1,000,000 if I told you?
>>676791671
I'd sleep there for $1,000. Hell, I'd settle for $500 and a pizza.
>>676792127
No truer words have ever been spoken.
Id sleep in an occupied grave for that kinda munny
>>676793418
>This statement was written by a massive, cumgargling faggot
ftfy
>>676793583
y dont u sleep in an open textbuk you fucking illiterate
I would dig all of the skeletons and fuck their eye holes one by one
>>676792127
My nan used to say this and she was right.
>>676793701
He still wouldn't be reading.
>>676791671
of course, unless you mean buried alive in a coffin for the night...
>>676791671
I'd fucken live there and eat the remains of dug up bodies for a week for that kind of money
What if the ghost of Old Man Withers comes to reap your eternal soul?
>>676791671
Wtf.
I would do it for 20$
I would probably even do it for free, since its illegal to sleep in graveyards in my country.
I would dig up every corpse and fuck them for $1000. For a million I'll do anything.
>>676793701
Oh im so sorry, didn't realize i was being evaluated you fucking dickhead.
I'd sleep in a grave with a decomposing body for a year for 1 million dollars.
I don't know what the fucks Op is thinking I'd to that shit for 20$
>>676792108
So your answer is, yes.
i would do it for $10,000
id probably even do it for $500
Fuck yes also check em
2spooky4me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvsTvcpU_yA
>>676791671
ofcourse i would
>>676791671
hell, knock 4 zero's off that and I would do it
I live across the street from one. So yeah.
>>676791671
Implying I have a choice
>>676791671
Will do for free
>>676793176
lets do a fund me a give this man 1 million dollars so he can do it
I would sleep in an occupied coffin for half a twix bar faggot
I would fucking move in and build a house
>>676794580
You need to up your barter game.
>>676791671
why not? used to sleep in the fridge of the hospital morgue on awfully hot days. unless the fuckers on the ICU decided they had to die like flies so we even would have to pile them up on the floor bc all the fridge space was gone.
man, sometimes i really miss that job.
>>676794308
Stop talking high-and-mighty, faggot. We're always being evaluated. Now, maybe if you weren't the vapid, easily-bruised twat that you are, you might receive a positive one from time to time.
But until that day... crack a book, attempt some critical thought, and try your hardest not to get offended, you mincing cunt.
Fuck man, I'm archaeologist, I do it all the time for free because I have to spend 12 months on excavations to get my license.
>>676794949
>Offered a million dollars
>Decides to do it for free
Nigger are you fucking dumb?
>>676791671
For $1,000,000 I can fuck a corpse
I'd do it for 10 USD, forget 1mil. I'd make a WebM of me cumming on a tombstone for fucking 30 USD.
>>676795179
I'm fucking dead
>>676795145
>Stop talking high-and-mighty, faggot. We're always being evaluated. Now, maybe if you weren't the vapid, easily-bruised twat that you are, you might receive a positive one from time to time.
>But until that day... crack a book, attempt some critical thought, and try your hardest not to get offended, you mincing cunt.
And i'm high and mighty?
I like to think I'm a pretty well adjusted human being, but for a million bucks I'd rape a newborn baby to death
Are you fucking retarded I'd sleep with your mom for 1,000,000$
>>676791671
I would sleep there for like 100 bucks. EZ money.
>>676795145
>try your hardest to not get offended
As he furiously types out a pasta.
>>676791671
3spooky5me
>>676795575
I never said I wasn't, I said that you were.
Maybe I gave you too much credit.
>>676791671
I'd sleep in a graveyard for free. The money is a bonus.
No, but for $1500000 I'd consider it
I know it's a shitty little pic, but I can fuck this 40 year old tonight if i want, what do you think of her?
>>676791671
My house is right next to a graveyard. The souls of the deceased have no power over me.
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>>676791671
I used to do it all the time for free
>>676795164
your licence to live on food stamps, huh?
>>676791671
sure.
My goth girlfriend and I would sleep and fuck in a graveyard all the time back in highschool.
>>676796250
a nut is a nut
>>676791671
Depends on what you mean by sleep, I've passed out drunk all over town, so I might have passed out in the graveyard before already.
I used to black out on vodka and xanex. Cops woke me up a couple of times and took me home, after the 5th time I can remember, I thought I should stop doing that before I walk anywhere.
>>676793328
Fuck, I would do it just for the pizza.
>>676796758
greentext?
>>676794962
i would do it, if fucked roadkill in the past.
>>676796774
checked! double 67 and double 7
>>676791671
"Of course; I've already done it for free." -girlfriend
>>676796785
man they actually take you home? here you will wake up in the fucking psych hospital, and yes they sure af will collect their 30eur for the night
>>676797151
no 69 tho :/
>>676796087
You do realize that fresh, honest, homemade pasta stopped being a thing by like 09 at the very latest, right? The interwebs is a full circle meme anymore. Everyone knows what they're doing.
Earnest trolling and lolcowing isn't still a thing, at this point it's all performance art highlighted by irony so threadbare it only registers as humor when filtered through tiers of unfunny four or five deep which cater to the lowest common denominator.
The point being, I know what I did, you know what you did, we all know what we did, 4chin isn't some secret clubhouse, it's infantile, sophmoric circlejerking far worse than reddit yet so much more vitriolic that even then it remains almost preferable.
There was nothing heartfelt about what I wrote. No passion. No point. None.
tl;dr life is a lie, god is dead, art is a falsehood, abandon hope
>>676797602
>This itself is pasta
>>676797233
Yeah, usually I had to be told after I woke up by a housemate that the coppers dropped me off saying I was passed out in someones yard or some other place. But there were two cops I went to school with, if someone reported a passed out dude, they'd call my place to ask whoever was there if I was home, if I wasn't, they figured it was just me drunk and not some dead dude.
Once I was told a friend beat another cop tp the (one who would probably have put me in holding,) and got me in the car.
I have no idea why cops were so nice to me, probably because I was never armed and I was always cooperative. They'd tell me to get in the car and I'd do it, and I was honest. I went to school with them, but we weren't friends in school, but I was nice to everyone.
Being nice in school pays off, and being honest with cops can get you out of trouble, even if you're doing something illegal (at least if you're american and white.
After getting away with it so much, I figure I owe them, and other people who gave me 2nd, 3rd, and 10th chances, to stay sober, I went to rehab almost a year ago, I think they felt more sorry for my problem than anything.
>>676797602
would you suck this penis and have the video posted on the internets for $1,000,000?
Sure!
Heck, i would even pay a million to do that! Thats just how fucking edgy i am.
>>676798690
hmm i guess thats a different story then. glad to see it worked out for u /bro. only happened to me once a few yrs ago and i am still hearing it from pretty much anybody
>>676792208
Coffins look fucking cozy dude
>>676791671
Thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk
>>676800657
not so cosy anymore if a rotting corpse lies next to you
>>676800107
Sorry to hear that, no one gives me grief over it because I sobered up. They were more worried I was gonna be kill myself with booze. It's a small town, so people knew I was walking to get a bottle at exactly 7 am every single day.
Last breathalyzer a cop gave me I blew a 0.357, and that's one of the times I remember. That's coma/lethal levels for a person with a normal tolerance. I guess it's just in my genes.
That's why I can no longer drink, if I put my mind to it, and had about 40 bucks, I could drink myself to death.
>>676799045
Whos penis would it be? Is it feminine?
>>676801805
nothing to be sorry about ;) it's just teasing for being an idiot hehe
>>676791671
Nigga what the fuck do you think? Of course I would. Hell, I would camp there with a tent for a month.
>>676802382
>feminine penis
go kill yourself faggot
>>676791671
Yep.
>>676791671
I'll do a whole lot less for a whole lot more
>>676791671
I'd fuck every single fucking body in that shitty ass graveyard for $10,000 niggah...
I'd dig up my grandma's corpse and skull fuck it for 1 mil. And i'd sleep with her body next to me
>>676791671
I'm sleeping in a graveyard everynight, so yes.
>>676795547
is that Boner?
>>676791671
Yes. I'd live in a graveyard I made for that money.
>>676803248
ooOOoOOOOOOooO
