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Hey /b/ros i just got a text from my girlfriend turns out some faggot gave her shots and she took him and he's texting me on how he's going to get with her. Trips decide how i hurt the fucker. Quads i kill him. I will deliver I'm in Omaha Nebraska.
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time stemp faggot
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To hurt him poison his pets. If he has none then knife him.
To kill him go full jihad on his house.
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burn his car/house down
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>>676965195
Rape them both
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>>676965195

kill dat mother fucker
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>>676965195
Suck his dick and make her jealous.
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You fucking burn down his house and when he comes running out beat him with a baseball bat and carry him in again to suffocate in smoke. I believe you, OP.
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>>676965195
If a few shots make her unfaithful then the jokes on her. Leave the bitch and if you see the fucker collect a few of his teeth.
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>>676968614
Unless he is in Council-tucky. Then just light up his mobile home and watch his meth lab explode.
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Hold him to the ground, force dry ice in his mouth and tape his lips shut with duct tape.
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Hi. I'm in Omaha Nebraska well I live in Benson because I'm cool like that.
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Don't you dare to poison his pets you fucking cunt.
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>>676965195
quads get
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>>676971409
Op here, I'm not that subhuman you pussy.
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Just knock him down and break his fingers if you really need to.
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stab him in the stomach with a knife
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>>676971880
Considering he's a little manlet i could easily do that, so roll.
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>>676965195
whure'd she took him ter?
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>>676971409
I was rather harassing that faggot who posted, since i have no reason to call you a cunt. Yet.
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Kill his fucking dog if he got one ! If he got a cat. leave it alone, it probably hates him as much as you do
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quads would be nice
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>>676972118
a manlet? abort mission. sorry to hear about your gf getting fucked anon
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>>676972258

Fuck off faggot
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>>676972258
What if OP just starts giving him cats, like leaves cats on his doorstep/around his place, in any open windows, just like a fuck ton of cats
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>>676972488
>dubs but didn't tell me what to do
Faggot
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>>676972633
Oh shit, dem dubs
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>>676972633
Actually made me kek, i might scan craigslist for cats without rehoming fees, but I really want to get creative /b/ros keep rolling
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Get in your car. Right now. Drive out to wherever the fuck they are, kick down the door and storm right in that fucker. Make sure you bring a shotgun...

Then get on your knees and beg them not to fuck and offer to suck his dick instead.
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>>676972633
Shit on his doorstep several nights in a row. after he's thoroughly creeped out, break into his house when he's sleeping, tie him to his bed and shit on his face when he wakes up.
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So all the meanwhile your gf is getting plowed by said manlet. Good job talking about it on /b/.
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>>676973048
It's gonna be hard to tie him to the bed while he's rammin his dick down OPs gfs throat
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slit his throat and fuck the wound
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Sneak into his house, duct tape gag him, cut off the head of this penis, duct take the end to stop the bleeding then put his head on his head.
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lol just kill him
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>>676973321
My girlfriend has restraint, it's the fact that he's even trying to pull that shit that made me snap.
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>>676973048
Roll
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Hit him in the face with a Dreamcast
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>>676973388
roll
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sharpie in pooper
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Fuck him in the mouth wirh a tazer
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Send text, get her to text proof shes cheating, finish by "i dont wanna see this" bait out a picture of her sucking dick admitting to cheat, spread on facebook parents family etc.

End it with once a whore allways a whore
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>>676974121
Reroll
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Rip his dick off and shove it down his throat till he chokes. Record. Copy over VHS version of Bambi. Leave in flea market.
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>>676966283
Scum, leave any animals out of it.
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op is kill
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>>676970115
Nice. This I like.
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>>676974377
roll
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>>676965195
Start talking to him like a bro, be open, let him know you're a good guy and you think without the gf you guys could be friends, perhaps more, keep texting him, hang out, eventually seduce him, have sex, fall in love, move to portugal, learn fado guitar (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W_HuOZSPy0) , spend endless nights hand in hand watching the iberian sun rise and set over the waves, have a romantic anniversary, proclaim your devotion to eachother, have a passionate night of long lusted embrace until the morning light hits his face, he awakens to you taking a dump on his face while you run out the door headed back to Nebraska", you take one last tearful gaze at your life together and whisper to the wind "fucking delivered faggot"
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rip his eye out and piss in the hole
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>>676973546
well she's at his house, so she clearly doesn't
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These quads of Julius Caeser say let him live
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>>676965195
dress up as Goliath.
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
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>>676974156
Thats actaully a good plan.
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>>676975305
They're in public you dumb nigger
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>>676974121
roll
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fuck him to death
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Reply, tell him about how much of a cuck you are and how much you'd like to watch him get his dick wet in you gf's aids pussy. Tell him she only fucks bareback and meets niggers from Craigslist every night and fucks them bare.
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slash his tires and cum on his front door knob
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>>676975928

because they're in public she's not gonna suck his knob? i got news for you buddy
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OP is a little bitch. He aint bout that life. Surprised he hasn't fucked YOU yet OP. Man up.
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Kek, your girlfriend is a slut op
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>>676965195
Get a knife and a baseball bat. Proceed to hit him with a baseball bat in the legs to keep him from running (make sure they're broken). Smash his elbows with a baseball bat to break his arms, and slowly strip away the skin on his fingers, with the knife, sort of like fish filet, and cut off each pinky. Cut his wrists and chest so he bleeds slowly. Search for any hot sauce and put it in his eyes.
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>>676976782
Roll for this
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Do it rape him and choke
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>>676976782
Re-roll
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>>676976782
Roll
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>>676976782
Might as well keep rolling until I get trips or quads
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>>676965195
have him bite the curb. stomp the back of his head to break his teeth. jam your dick down his throat til he suffocates
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>>676976782
And a 5th roll
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>>676976782
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Wit me get quads fags
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>>676977599
Nice try faggot
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>>676976782
Pents?
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>>676977727
Gg
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>>676976782
Eh?
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anhero in front of him.
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>>676976782
Get
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Beste broer gooi kk killings
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Break his legs then drop the fucker off a bridge
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>>676976782
Another one
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pour bleach and acetone down his mouth
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OP You need to screenshot the texts and send them to us before you do anything.
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>>676976782
Do it and you're cool
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send a video of you cumming to him
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put a fuse from the guys car engine to his fuel tank
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Squeeze an entire bottle of eye drops into his coffee, then you need to beat his right leg and only his right leg with a baseball bat.
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>>676976782
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>>676976782
Trips/Quads get
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Kill him
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>>676978883
>>676976782
Damn so close
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dont care what you do just make sure theres enough blood for a time stamp and post pics
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>>676976782
C'mon this time
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rape him til he's dead
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>>676965195
i will never get this.
is that an american thing?

why would you kill HIM?
it's your girlfriend thats cheating on you, it's her fault not his
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>>676965195
set up a little 'accident' for the guy
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behold, the quads
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>>676976782
>>676976914
>>676976971
>>676977294
>>676977382
>>676977467
>>676977595
>>676977739
>>676977828
>>676978070
>>676978174
>>676978634
>>676978883
>>676979024
>>676979170
Mfw I've been samefagging for trips quads for this many.
Rolling for this still tho >>676976782
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quads, check em
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kill dat mofo
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quads plox
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9999 quads
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>>676976782
Keep on a-rolling
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kill
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>>676976782
this
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>>676976782
N-word
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>>676976782
This --->
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>>676976782
do it
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>>676965195

Why would you date someone dumb enough to drink that poison?
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do the baseball bat knife thing
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>>676979971
re
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cmon
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>>676976782
Try to get quads
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QUADS EZ
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>>676976782
Holy shit this
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>>676976782
reolling.. But also play something like it's a wonderful world on loop whilst you're doing it.. Don't be angry.. joke and laugh with him as it's happening
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>>676967972

top lel
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>>676976782
I'm QUADS +
Check 'em
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>>676976782
Gotta give em it
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>>676965195
Just walk away
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Curb stomp
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>>676976782
Quads no herpes
If i get quints, OP an hero and leave a message blaming your gurl
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Kill yourself
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Coming in from shit hole London (Croydon) we resolve our problems here with knifes and if you're known and in a gang you'll get gunned down in front of your family. Dog eat dog world here
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>>676980934
Op here, will do but no quints yet
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>>676976782
Everyone must like this so I'm rolling fo this, can't wait for the fish filet
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Insert a long piece of dry ice in pooper
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>>676981113
So close
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quads it is
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Fuck. Murder. Eat.
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Do this
>>676981144
Then do this kek
>>676976782
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>>676976782
Roll for this
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>>676976782
This thing right here
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>>676981668
Off by two, rolling for this guy and the thing he replied to
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>>676981113
What I'm trying to say OP is stab that fucker multiple times in the chest, right thigh and around kidney area only gay niggers stab and slit throats you want to use the appearance as a deterrent
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get the fuck off this site and go fuck him up holy shit dude
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>>676976782
Dis
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Barbed wire baseball bat to the nutsack
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>>676976782
This shit, holy kek
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>>676976782
And we keep rolling
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>>676965195
Fuck him. Make him your bitch. Two girls for the price of one
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Strangle him with a charger!
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Just go over to your GF"s house and get her before he gives he the BBC
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>>676976782
roll
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Put dogshit in his mouth and let him eat it!
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Do anything the fucker deserves!
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>>676976782
rolll
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>>676982126
>he's white
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Ima waste these quads on nothing
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Quads
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>>676965195
make him choke to death on your penis
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Stab him with an icepick
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>>676976782
Mother of kek
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You're an american girl, red headed, eyes blank, living on the freckle on the face of the world.
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>>676982422
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>>676976782
Rawling for this
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Asphyxiation.
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>>676976782
Roll
Also, fart in his face
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Pour boiling water on his eyes
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>>676982583
Reroll
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