Sup /b/? >be me >got a pretty good life >doing what
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Sup /b/?
>be me
>got a pretty good life
>doing what I want to be doing
>following my passion
>got a beautiful model for girlfriend who also studies at one of the best universities in the world
>have regular awesome sex
>she loves anal
I don't understand /b/!
Why am I unhappy with my gf?
She's very smart, super hot, barely has any body hair!! I literally counted her armpit hair once!! Fucking 14 hairs! She has no hair on her body!
But recently, I've just been unhappy with her... I feel like we don't click... I find her boring.. but the irony is that I now want a completely stupid and ditsy slut who wears heels all the time and makeup... literally the opposite of what I have.
Anybody else have this? Being unhappy when you shouldn't be?
Any advice?
Pic related. The kind of bitch I want now.
>>676962240
Bc youre a fuckin loser
You think you know what you want but once you give up a dope girl like that and settle for some dumbass who will also be boring you'll be full of regret. Also this should've been posted on /r/
not ready to be in a relationsip yet, nothing wrong with that man
>>676962606
/r/ sucks
>>676962523
Confirmed story telling loser faggot.
>>676962240
post a pic of her to show if she's hot
>>676962240
stop watching porn
>>676962832
solid advice
sucks when you find the right person at the wrong time
you'll get over it
keep her around as a friend or whatever
she'll probably get swooped up real quick by another dude
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>>676962240
The grass is always greener on the other side.
If she's hot, and has a good head on her shoulders, she's a keeper. Generally hot ones are batshit crazy or dumb as fuck, and let me tell you, while the ride can be fun... it gets old FAST. Stick with what you got. Find things you both enjoy. Spice things up. Most importantly, stop being a faggot.
>>676963009
I actually thought of this... I think it's ruining me! My libido is through the roof. I literally wanna fuck every girl I see!
>>676962240
KYS, it's the only way.
>>676963049
anything is possible in the future, you may end up with her in 10 years, live in the moment bro
>>676962240
how does she taste?
>>676962240
stop lying to yourself
>>676962832
I've thought this.
>>676963049
Also this. The thing is, I love the girl. I'd be pretty torn up if she got with someone else, but she definitely would get snapped up.
>>676963195
Yeah. I think the problem is I've never had that. I've never done the wild phase and experienced that. Especially now I'm at uni and there are so many girls around. I think I would regret it, but it's something I just keep thinking about
>>676962240
you're a whiney kid, your gf sucks, you tell people "she's very smart" and "she goes to the university" because you're a pile of shit yourself, you're unhappy because you're a moron.
ITT: Buddhism
/thread
>>676964033
Lol, if only you knew
>>676963855
you'll regret it for a while but as long as you keep on banging other girls and stay close to your buds, time cures all
i was unhappy with my perfect gf.
now she fukin dumped me and i feel like shit.
quads for an hero
>>676964553
Sorry bro... that's rough
>>676962977
i used to fuck that girl in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>676964033
"Lol" me anything you want. If you're stupid enough to go to /b/ for love life advice, you're too stupid to actually differentiate stupid people from smart ones. If you're stupid enough to not be able to appreciate what you have, you're a spoiled 1st world brat, probably some white privved trash with his mind overfilled with his ego. Finally, if you're stupid enough to think that "doing what I want to be doing" & "following my passion", then you have no real passion, and doesn't know shit about life. People with real passions are inherently frustrated enough to focus their life efforts on what's really important to them; they're happy enough to have anybody viable enough to spend their lives with them without hindering their development.
tl;dr OP is a fag, as usual.
>>676964958
Whoa dude... relax
>>676964958
when no gf
>>676964553
(stay a while and) listen to the alchemist my friend.
you see her perfect now, from the perspective of who you are atm. one tends to idealise past memories by picking up those details that are important to you now.
you decide what importance you give to the events.
now go, travel to the past and change it!
>>676965479
actually: divorced. A bit of difference, moron. But yeah, "no gf" since I realized that you actually can fuck woman for free without "gf" bullshit. No gf != no pussy, retard.
>>676965437
>posts moronish bait on /b/
>tells people to relax
troll b8 confirmed
>>676966455
I'm sorry your life didn't work out the way you wanted.
>>676966455
unless you can just meet women and sleep with them..?
>>676966966
You're a moron if you think my life didn't work out the way I wanted. Actually, I'm not stupid enough to *want* my life to go any actual way. Probably only americunts are stupid enough for that.
Also, you're neither sincere, sarcastic, edgy nor funny. Try harder next time.
>>676967173
well, yes, but what's your point?
>>676962240
feel you bro, literally the same here
>>676962240
Go do your homework George
>>676967337
I wish you all the best, my friend!
experienced this too before. give it atleast a month. often a phase. see if you still want that slutty makeup gf after an orgasm... it might be a purely sexual desire... making decisions with ur dick ends badly bro
>>676962240
Bimboify here, get her to quit uni, get her to do lip injections, turn her into a dumb little fuckslut
>>676967868
Good advice
>>676967851
a) I don't need the wishes of a complete /b/tard. Put them where the sun doesn't shine, shithead. Life is made by decisions, not wishes.
b) Still neither sincere, sarcastic, edgy nor funny.
>>676964958
/b/ pulls through more often than fags think ya know
>>676968206
I've a motto: "it takes a real retard to benefit from an advice of a retard."
>>676962240
> she loves anal
found the problem. Anal is fun when it is humiliating and degrading. That's how you know the girl really loves you and isn't just using your dick as a butt dildo. Really ride her ass hard. Abuse it. Make her remember it.