ITT: Prove you are white
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ITT: Prove you are white
>>676970282
I'm at work right now.
/thread
>>676970282
Worked 8 hours today and I'm slightly depressed.
>>676970282
I am in possession of a bicycle for which I paid good, hard-earned money for
Delish quinoa, suzan
I fucking hate watermelon.
>>676970282
I don't dance at concerts I just sway back and forth and play air instruments
>>676970371
>/threading your own post
stupid fucking nigger
I proove
im a ski instructor
inb4 black people ski
THEY DONT
I can swim well.
>>676970282
I hate the APE-firmative action, nigger-coddling,
race-mixing apologist libtard Joo Media.
My father isn't a myth spoken about around the campfire.
>>676970931
>Not knowing that it's ok to /thread your own thread if it is a perfect answer.
Newfag.
/thread
>>676970282
I talked to my dad yesterday
>>676970282
I own my bike.
>>676970282
Indian girls have a magnetic attraction to my cock.
My grandfather put niggas in ovens
>>676971518
what dad, you nigger?
>>676971518
nigger
Call the person above me a cuck
>>676971548
Nasty
I can say thanks for the warning officer
>>676970282
Hi there, the name's Chance.
there's a nigger in this thread
I have a small dick
>>676971719
Oven man
My girlfriend cheats on me
I watch ebony porn
>>676970282
I'm not white, you either
Rude
my teeth don't glow at night
>>676970282
I like hockey.
>>676970282
Gosh darn I enjoy boiled chicken.
Um, yo..... yo my brother. I for shyzil, I mean shizzle mean fried chicken.
>>676970282
I'm listening to music that is NOT a monkey screaming how he threw the most poop and poops bigger poops than any other monkey ever had ever seen in their entire lives despite what the other monkeys claim and other monkeys of the opposite sex even have sex with him during their bleeding cycle because he lets those monkeys play with his big poops and all others are inferior to him because of the size of his poops.
Yeah, I'm listening to Metal.
>>676971518
Hey Nigerian.
>>676971877
Found your nigger
>>676972015
>>676970282
School shooting, nuff said
THIS...
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>>676970282
i know how to swim
>>676970282
I don't like kung-fu movies, malt beverages, or shooting dice.
>>676970371
>>676970282
I am not voting for Bernie Sanders
<- There
A cop drove by me and didn't even look at me.
>>676970827
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>676971719
cotton picking ninny nicker
uga uga uga chaka
For all the times I've been pulled over, I've never gotten a ticket. Only verbal warnings.
I wear white socks with my sandals
>>676972926
Found a nigger
Eatin with my dad right now
>>676971402
Just kill yourself
>>676972793
thank you, we will take over from here
>>676970282
I'm from /pol/
I enjoy Nickelback
I go to church every Sunday with my wife Cindy and our two kids Branden and Megan. Afterwords we take our pure bread golden lab Otie on a walk in the park.
My IQ is over 100
I'm proud of my race and actually have TONS of thing to be proud about.
>>676970282
why would u want to prove something that makes others look at you like ur retarded
>>676970282
I am not afraid of local police.
I drive a Nissan Leaf
I've never used EBT cards or food stamps.
>>676971715
Cuck
I didn't have to rape someone to lose my virginity.
>>676970282
id rather stick my dick in an automatic pencil sharpener (in which my white penis fits into)
than have sex with a a sheboon
I don't steal TVs
>>676970749
Bitch please, I have 4 bikes and I saved so much money getting them.
>>676973683
Oh look, it's a nigger. You should call the feelings police and they can get you some watermelon, purple drink, and an old beanbag chair, and setup all you and your little #BLM friends up with a big safe sleep over! You guys can watch movies about nig nogs without any of that nar nar white supremacy. Then you can all whoop and hollar at the screen like the monkeys you are.
>>676970371
on b while at work?
gtfo you cucked wanna be mud
I'm going to kill myself because I'm stressed out. Work is killing me and now I will kill myself.
>>676970282
I have standards.
I was a Mormon.
>>676970282
i have a small dick
>>676973472
be careful man, you're gonna cut someone with that edge
My dad molested me and my brothers
>>676974581
I do it sometimes. I have slow spots.
/thread
>>676974794
Lucky bastard, i could only dream of that sort of affection.
>>676974794
Ohhh, so you're actually Jewish.
>>676973441
only blacks and DUMB mexicans are voting for Sanders...I guess eunuchs are too,
>>676970282
I prefer grilled chicken over fried.
>>676975119
...what?
>>676970282
my life matters
>>676974842
get a decent hard working job then?
lazy fuck
if you have time for b you have time to improve your workstation, write a report, clean/order the mess, go over old data for further understanding etc etc...
not that hard is it?
>>676970282
i know my father
I live in a small town in canada
>>676975119
QUICK HIDE YOUR MONEY
This
>>676975149
Forgot the Jews.
>>676974445
Chimp out fail
I'm also a mormon.
>>676970282
I'm a NEET with an intense sense of self-loathing who lives in his mother's basement. Also, I deive a rapist van.
>>676970282
I don't feel the need to prove I am white, why would I give a fuck? My white privilege card protects me from such things
>>676975530
ah fuck
>>676975453
>>676970282
Do Lebanese count as white?
>>676975755
Also lots of people in my family where ginger btw
>>676975588
>>676975886
I know ginger Argentinians, are they white?
>>676975704
>not caring
>responded anyway
yeah sure... and your ggmother was not a slave bought for her huge tattas... sure...
>>676975378
Actually I take care of a lot. I get paid over 50k a year and what I do directly affects your taxes. I'm actually one of the better employees too. I work 12 hour shifts and am there longer than a lot of other so sometimes things die down a lot to the point I can /b/ on galaxy.
>>676975755
go back to the desert
>>676975378
Yes sir
Thank you sir
Thank you kindly sir
Its so kind you'd let a humble house nigger like my self reside at this residence.
>>676976123
wicked meme
>>676976123
>>676976254
>house nigger
>>676976191
>implying 50k is a figure even worth mentioning
>implying im a stupid ameritard with a nignog president
ohh boiiii nigga
>>676976355
>>676976365
>>676976414
simply out memed
>>676976522
True, you may not be American. I wasn't bragging, but they don't pay you 50k to sit there and do nothing. You have to actually be doing something once you get there, I have a lot of IT/Networking experience/certifications/schooling under my belt that I needed to get the job.
>>676972813
Liberals are against negatively stereotyping any group EXCEPT for whites.
>>676976224
>Lebanon
>desert
pick one
>>676970282
I check my priviledge every day..
..yup, it's still right here.
>>676977074
My Jordans are real
>>676977074
True
been in Berlin last month and got back just with my ID
meanwhile mudslim cannot pass my country's borders
>>676977262
>wasting your money on Jordans in the first place
Nigger detected
>>676970282
My dad bought me this computer
>>676977117
> why not both
>>676977262
>>676977061
True indeed...
yet one has to wonder, and im certain you will see my point - you are in this thread for about 45 mins now, are you not?
sry to say but to a hard worker it appears your argument may be invalid...
>>676977496
actually newfag
>>676977246
>>676977329
Delicous white tears..
>>676970282
I tip waiters and waitresses
>>676970827
It's a decent fruit, though.
>>676970282
Football is not hand egg. You play using your feet.
>>676974581
>>676974842
>>676975378
>>676976191
>>676976522
>>676977061
You faggits are the worst.
i am not a slave
>>676977681
I'm not at work right now, it's one of my days off. I mainly look for greentext story threads when nothing is happening at work. That way I can read something and put it down any moment I need to.
>>676977829
It's okay, I'll be out on my boat later today...
>>676977829
>>676977287
the meme wars has begun
>>676977329
consider the following:
>most whites are christian
>love thy neighbour n shit
>mix with nignogs n other filth
>help their races become less shitty
(arguably making the whole human race more shitty)
>...
>hopefully win
>>676975749
Beavers got his groove
>>676977678
I know who Dean Martin is
>>676977829
move to Africa
I have clean running water
>>676978060
>>>676970282 (OP)
let me quote your sorry lying excuse ass for a sec here
first post you made
>>>676970282 (OP)
>I'm at work right now.
>/thread
now this
>>>676977681 (You)
>I'm not at work right now, it's one of my days off. I mainly look for greentext story threads when nothing is happening at work. That way I can read something and put it down any moment I need to.
i call you what you are - a liar and an idiot
>>676978281
>>676970282
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1459452949345s.jpg
damn i'm so white
>>676972924
Wot ho, sedda ting widda tree bonce! Doon meddle wid tings you doon unnerstan!
>>676977829
I feel sorry for any nigger that's lonely enough to fuck you
>>676974432
you need one bike, what the fuck are you talking about saving money for?
>>676978892
thats pretty aryan dude
>>676977031
The Hulk is a Sanders, disappointed.
I play Runescape
>>676979059
He got them all for free (if you know what I new)
>>676970282
I can drink milk past the age of 3
>>676978255
Oh look, another Jew. The Scooby team has found out your secret you dirty Marxist phallic worshiping Talmud follower. I'm agnostic, but despite how annoying Christians have been from time to time that doesn't change the fact that they have done a majority of the good for the world. You guys have gotten too cocky though, you know a few countries are about to attack your father. You have heard the talk of the plans for the Rothschild, sit and laugh as you do without worry... but you don't understand how or where it will spring from. You won't be able to pull off another WWII this time. We know too much.. you cuck baiter.
I have memories of my 100% white father
>>676978760
He kinda became a fag after his son's well expected lost. Rand=/=Ron
>>676971518
Hello my friend of a black persuasion.
I put sugar in kool aid
>>676971715
Cuck
I just picked up my son from lacrosse practice.
>>676970282
I worked a 10 hour shift today that started at 6am.
>>676971518
But where is he now?
im not outside robbing people
>>676979432
my foreskin is intact, thank you very much!
but why no WWIII? i mean y not let the germans finish what they started? this time they might actually get all of em n some sandniggers will die in the crossfire aswell?
>>676979189
>>676970282
I think I have a valid opinion on business and politics even though I am 19 and never studied either subjects
White enough, OP?
Didn't get a scholarship for a public university
>>676979768
Yea. Really.
>>676978729
Wow, calm your flop n hop titties there before you pop smurf cobolers all over the walls.
This >>676970371
is not me. I was simply trying to give whoever the hell the flapping Vagina wing that may be!
This >>676974842
was my first post regarding the subject sir!
This >>676976191
was my second.
This >>676977061
was my third.
This >>676978060
was my fourth.
I call you the idiot sir. You better untie those titties of you and unfuck yourself.
>>676970282
Like our lord jesus
>>676970282
I am white.
>>676979903
Like I've said in this thread a couple times, I have today off. But I work 12 hour shift 3 days of every week and then I go to 8 hours for my others.
I don't owe anyone money, and I have never been harassed by a police officer.
>>676971847
Chance price?
>>676970282
I fuck Asian women
>>676972251
I've seen some degenerate shit, but this takes the cake so far
>>676981269
This is a tough one, if you are white, that means you would not be lying which would add up, but on the other hand if you were black and put "I am white." a black lying would add up as well. So you have to either be black or white.
>>676980648
how about you try to use some insults any non ameritard can actually understand first mjinjung?
then ill call you a huge faggot for trying to whiteknight for the fag of post 1
and if indeed you are not faggot#1 i call you a stupid prick and a newfag for not stating that you are another anon, as that is just common sense on here
Yes, yes! Fight amongst each other.
>>676981277
My workweek is usually 10 hour shifts five days a week with regular overtime, so 6 days a week
>>676970282
I'm voting for Donald Trump
>>676970282
I don't have to I'm white
>>676970282
Been driving for 3 years and I've never been pulled over.
I'm polish fag
>>676981592
You must be a newfag for not saying I was not a different anon. I'm disappointed in you.
>>676970282
I fap to anime instead of fucking La'Queefsha. I also sunburn easily.
My car has stock 17 inch rims.
police like me
>>676981777
I got pulled over going 65 in a 45 and got a warning.
Get pulled over by police with a gun on me, let off with a warning for speeding at 65 in a 45 zone.
>>676981592
Disappointing in you strong it is.
>>676981906
Keked
>>676970282
i think op is a nigger
1.) Hate watermelon
2.) More than two pieces of KFC's crispy chicken and I always want to puke
3.) I know my father
4.) Even though I did not graduate high school, I made it to grade 11
>>676970282
My Jaguar is in the shop again. I'd sell it but would lose too much on the deprecation.
>>676970282
I have a 401k
If a blind black human and an emotionless white android can get along.....
>>676981859
everyone is a newfag, but only newfags get butthurt over being called one. and i certainly do admit i dont check on every stupid comment to see if the person is the same...
no other arguments there? ah thats to bad i was kinda enjoying this
until we meet again in the dshehenna
>>676971389
/thread
>>676970282
I have the internet and I am on 4chan. That would leave about a .05% chance of nigger.
I'm white because she wasn't the only one who was raped with the new Star Wars. They chopped up my childhood with a lightsaber to make that new movie. God Fucking damnit guys, they completely ruined it.
>>676971518
ok, nigger.
I listen to Chicago.
>>676971715
Cuck
>>676982182
im whiter than snow
>>676981645
many races are.
>>676971518
Talked to him in prison
>>676973500
Well, that about proves it.
I'm utterly alone, but enjoy some Bing Crosby to lighten the lack of human contact in my life.
>>676970282
I can afford the Internet
>>676974581
im at work as well nigga clover works just fine. on breaks.
People aren't afraid to make eye contact with me
My dick is small
+ Spiderman
>>676982393
it's not the pigment. And an android in a show, made by a Jew is not a white Caucasian.
>>676971134
I like this guy
>>676983200
>>676983233
Oooo baby with dubs like that, you make a women go mad! O
Also poster below is a cuck
>>676970282
>proving you're white
>feeling this inadequate
Stop trying to validate yourself using your ancestors and actually accomplish something worthwhile you subhuman vermin.
>>676982948
except the feminist race.
>>676982948
>>676982834
misposted
>>676983498
>>676973500
Love Avatar. Not the movie or Korra.
>>676972670
so edgy
>>676970282
i use my black friends as the proof im not racist
>>676970282
i have a job and bought my bike.
>>676982451
Actually I do have another argument. So let's call me Anon A and you Anon B. Okay so Anon A gets on 4chan.org/b/ and finds a thread that grabs his attention. Say Anon A sees a post he agrees with and wants to show support for the cause of being able to look at /b/ once in a while when at work so that the statistic will rise in conclusion to a shifted belief of the crowd favor of such ideas. So now let's take a look at Anon As intentions and correlations. Anon A sees another anon talk badly into reference of said item to other Anon that commits action. Now since the first random Anon whom stated that they do /b/ at work had made a declaration, Anon A decides that a declaration of exact makeup would be folly. This could make Anon A feel the need to only comment with a supportive statement. Whether or not Anon B felt that the rest of the thread deserved to know if for sure Anon A had not posted the first post on the topic is meaningless because Anon B claimed that Anon A should not get rustled because of Anon B claiming he was a Newfag when Anon B first got rustled because he did not look back to check something he claimed. So in conclusion Anon B was saying Anon A shouldn't get flustered while Anon B was getting flustered by bringing it up. Therefore Anon A is innocent.
i post on 4chan
>>676970282
I smoke marlboro red 100's
>>676983757
rats an roaches are needs in the food chain, and balance of nature. they serve a purpose. i'm on the fence about races; but they aren't need in countries build by white men and women.
movies maybe
I say the word "ask" like it's spelled
>>676971558
my grandmother shot two.
true story.
happen ed i the south.
she went to the local sheriff to tell them about it.
sheriff said, "go on home and don't worry about it".
ah the good ol' days.
i got one of these
>>676970282
I know my dad
Im not allergic to soap.
this is my gf
I live in an all white County in north Georgia
I know the difference between:
There, They're, and Their.
>>676971402
>>676970371
Are you autistic
>>676984845
i don't understand nazi
I'm a 12yr old grill and I don't have 3 baby daddy
I have a morning shift tomorrow, I prefer Guinness to malt liquor, and I never go to party bars.
>>676984454
alot of work for saying you were to stupid to simply say "btw im not the fag from post one" in the first place? or even when you stated the opposite of what said youd call it Anon C (sry but you missed a definition here) wrote?
ohh boiii you do have some issues down there dont you son?
what does /thread mean
>>676985146
you are thin skinned, need armor. fucking cuck.
>>676985196
Try being more white then.
It's a certificate of arian ancestry based on the racial policies of 1935
I don't
Because I laugh at this instead of flinging my poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8
>>676985304
leave tumblrina
>>676985475
Yes.
>>676985496
do you know what html coding is? newfag
>>676985475
Maybe.
>>676985475
I don't know.
I have a clean criminal record and am a productive member of society that is robbed through taxes to support parasites and social justice warriors who hypocritically despise anything white and male yet preach acceptance and tolerance.
>>676985553
Indians are Aryan, Hitler and the Thule Society cult made a blunder.
>>676985475
Can you repeat the question?
>>676985475
You're not the boss of me now.
>>676985475
You're not the boss of me now..
>>676985763
>>676985864
>>676985904
>>676985951
>>676986034
>>676986083
>>676986163
now that is some fine humour
all your work?
>>676985475
And you're not so big.
>>676985475
Life is unfair.
I've worked my whole life since I was 14
>>676986218
aw man i was expecting three dots after
>>676986083
&
>>676986163
>>676986218
pretty average, how´d you know? 185 only
>>676986303
actually its pretty amazing, dont you think?
>>676986195
Why thank you, it was.
>>676986218
>>676986303
>>676986342
Sorry to disappoint. kek
>the most white person in scandinavia
I get sun burned easily.
>>676986551
you really should put that dedication into work and youll soon have a good job!!
>>676970282
I rush to assimilate "urban culture" into as many aspects of my speach, dress and lifestyle as possible while also hating "urban culture" as a concept.
I spew hate to cover my fear of extinction and my anger over white women having low birthrates compared to others.
I have rhythm actually, but people don't realize I dance to the lyrics, not music.
I have no connection to the metaphysical and question whether I have a soul.
I have strong sexual urges towards family members, pets and farm animals.
Pretty sure I'm white.
I ain't got no bike.
>>676986603
Viking blood
>>676987126
of purest kind
im voting for trump
Mexicans devalue neighborhoods. I feel sad when I see my childhood home.
