So I'm trying to work on my car and my good for nothing
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So I'm trying to work on my car and my good for nothing neighbor asks me if I can watch her kid for the afternoon. The kid always manages to come over anyway so I said yes and now its been a day. She called me and said she lost her purse and if I could just watch her kid for a few more days she would repay me...WTF? Lazy and entitled little bitch. Her bastard kid has never even seen her dad...what am I to do.
Pic very related...
>>677437658
Throw her off a bridge... No one will care
>>677437658
Do NOT fuck her
Do NOT lick her cute little nipples while her petite body trembles
Do NOT rub her smooth little cunt until it gets all wet
Dont do it op
>>677437658
Molest and take pictures post to /b/
become her daddy as in father as in pay the bills
>>677437658
Call CPS or whatever you have in your state. This is child abandonment, pure and simple. Also, you best have someone who can corroborate your story that you never laid a hand on the kid, or you'll be in jail much faster than the entitled whore mother
Go to the police you dumb shit
>>677437658
That kitteh T-shirt is gorgeous, I wonder how it would look on my faggot bod.
>>677437883
Seems like neighbor is working on that
That's what I'm afraid of. Cant do a sit in daddy. She is very obedient and she cleans up after herself so far anyway.
This escalated quickly.
Trade her. Offer her to some dude for a box of dunkin doughnuts and a coffee.
>>677437765
What kind of bridge?
>>677437658
CPS bro. Call em
>>677438056
>>677437844
THIS
>>677437658
Give candys to her
>>677437940
>>677438095
the fuck is CPS?
>>677438184
Child Protection Service
>>677437658
Bump
>>677438184
Child protective services.
>>677438184
Child Protection Services. Here in Florida its called DCF or Department of Children and Family.
She simply don't want her kid around, this shit often happen when parents realize that having a child will MURDER their free time, you need to confront her on this, she see you as a human baby-parkink, don't be a cuck OP
>>677438046
she's ur daughter :D
>>677437658
eww shitskin loli
>>677437658
Call me the police, tell them what happened, and tell the police you no longer are willing to watch the child. The police will take the child and put it with your local social services department until the mom comes back.
That's what I would do. The child is not your responsibility.
If you are concerned about the child's conditions I would call child protective services. Remember she is just a child. She can't help the fact that her mother is apparently a turd.
>>677437844
this
do not rub your penis against her firm hairless body at night
Call the cops
>>677438184
child porn storage
>>677438650
Kek
>>677437879
You are what's wrong with society. POS
>>677437658
just kick it out and tell the mom it died or something.
Op is opening a free daycare. "Cuck's Care"
>>677438786
the fuck is POS?
Be nice to her. Buy her a treat. Poor kid sounds like she has a shit life.
>>677438786
this
>>677437658
got any zopiclone lying around?
>>677438901
This. But don't be a cuck. Call the cops about it if it gets out of hand.
>>677438874
Peeing On Sun
>>677438874
piece of shit
>>677438874
Urban Dictionary man look it up. I'm not teaching today school is out.
>>677438874
penetrative oral sex
>>677438724
the fuck is kek?
ugly mexican kid. would not molest/10
>>677437844
>NOT
fucking casual
>>677437658
It sounds like a trap to me OP, better record her saying she wants you to take care of her on specific dates, or you will face her on court.
>>677437658
Where the fuck are the pics already
Honestly be nice to the little girl, get a female you trust to help you watch the kid, so she can back up you never touched the little girl. If you did touch the little girl KYS POS
>>677437658
Take the fucking thing to the park, and be a good goddamn proxy father. It has a shit life, why not make it worth living for a few goddamn days. If mom is not back by the end of the week, call child protective services.
>>677437844
this
definitely do not drug her and begin the process of open up her tiny holes with your very well lubricated fingers before you cum all over her cute wee face.
>>677438085
cable stay
>>677439188
Google is your friend, newfriend.
>>677439188
stfu
>>677438085
One over a lake, or a river
Dump her in a barrel. Or a trash bag
>>677437658
poor girl... call some CPS... this little child should have a better life then this... make sure shes not hungry or anything. fuck go get her some snack food and stuff. kid prob never gets anything... let her stay at your place for the night and call this woman back. call CPS if she don't return by tomorrow.
PLEASE do not touch her OP...
>>677439188
She is out getting knocked up so you have more kids to watch
>>677438650
made me laugh
>>677439463
What's newfriend?
>>677439468
Wtf is stfu
>>677438874
Prostate oiling syringe
>>677439524
Kek
Poor little girl has no dad and a shitty mother, take care of her OP. If mom isn't back in a day or two call cps.
>>677439468
the fuck is stfu?
>>677439524
Lol
>>677439487
THIS THIS THIS
>>677439524
Lmfao xD
>>677439524
Lol truuuu
>>677438874
Personal Orgasm Supplier
>>677439630
the fuck is Lmfao?
>>677439524
Hahaha
>>677439611
Stop trying
>>677439524
this
>>677439216
and this
just get rid of the thing OP
>>677439524
OP is fucked looooool
>>677439188
A delicious baked good. Usually fallacious
Everyone needs to steal their rape material... They gave you one basically for free why are you complain OP
All of you fags disgust me
Anyway, leave the child at her house
If it burns down, who would really give two shits, expect that the mother will go viral and be dubbed 'Most Disgraceful Mother Ever'
>>677439379
>>677439816
reported
>>677439766
lies
>>677439379
>KYS POS
the hell does that mean?
>>677439798
the fuck is fags
>>677439561
Wtf is a troll?
>>677439592
Thats what a reasonable person would be
>>677439885
Scott?
>>677439487
Could not agree more
Treat her well, let her eat or drink anything under the sink
>>677438005
It wud look gr8
>>677439683
I got a better idea...
Why don't you jump headfirst into a wood chipper
>>677439188
.....dude
Stop being a cowardly faggot and say no the next time. If she shoves the kid to you forcefully anyways and runs off then call child services.
>>677439683
this
we call it the golden ticket, OP
What car you working on?
>>677440067
ur moms car
WTF is wrong with you pieces of shit???
Call CPS and explain the situation. Treat the girl as if she's your own daughter. She's obviously had a rough life.
>>677440061
the fuck is OP?
>>677439683
What an edgy faggot....
It's a little girl for christ sakes! She doesn't deserve this! She hasn't done anything wrong!
>>677440029
>>677439463
>>677439487
>>677439683
Maybe the combination of the two above.
Call whateveryou yanks call the Department of Child Services and inform them that your neighbor has dumped their daughter on you.
Ask the girl where mummy keeps the spare key so you can pick up stuff for her.As cute as the kitty shirt is, she DOES need clean-ish clothing to wear. I'm not sure how you can handle bathing her,as it won't look good if you watched her bathe when she's probably old enough to bathe herself.
CAN WE GET SPODERMAN IN HERE
>>677440027
Good idea. Someone who says shit like this deserves to die.
>>677438901
This.
>>677440211
she's mexican
>>677438786
the fuck are you even doing here? Back to 9fag, faggot
>>677439487
This. Be reasonable. Think of the Feels ;_;
>>677439849
Exactly
>>677440324
So the fuck what? I'm mexican
>>677440239
Fuck....
>>677440273
the fuck is SPODERMAN?
>>677437658
that shirt is so cute omg i want to rub my dick in it while she is showering
>>677440370
HAHAHaHHaHahahahahaha
I'm so sorry
>>677440370
>mexican
gtfo you spic
>>677437658
A few days ?!?
>>677439379
The fuck is KYS?
>>677440370
Then you should understand you're life doesn't matter and even pedos won't accept you.
>>677440483
Can you stop? Please
>>677440530
kan you stop*
>>677440530
Kek go back to tumblr faggot
>>677440370
That's sad
>>677440509
>57
the fuck is pedos?
>>677440633
the fuck is tumblr?
>>677440276
free speech is worth nothing before the SJW cucktard parade these days
>>677440473
Ok you inbred cuck, like i give a fuck what you say.
cp
>>677440483
An edgelords way of spelling kiss. Most prominent in the 90's
>>677440483
Honestly idk what that is without google but on the cool shut the fuck up.
>>677440756
the fuck is inbred?
>>677440370
>>677440785
the fuck is edgelords?
>>677440633
Have you been in this thread for more than 10 seconds? Get some context, playa
>>677439290
Can't stop watching this fucking gif. Dumb bitch was probably on her phone her head is down at the start.
>>677439847
Kek
>>677440705
A type of clothes dryer. Women love these as it gives them more time to bitch about men
>>677440211
are you shitting me?
are you seriously arguing that her moms shithole of neglect is better than a home full of honest warmth, love and cuddles?
you're the most misguided faggot ive ever had to endure here
>>677437658
Post image of girl with timestamp and peace sign or GTFO
>>677440756
Don't mind them, just being niggers cuz ANONEEMOOSE
>>677440810
the fuck is idk?
Take her to the Police and get her the help she needs help that poor girl she must feel so alone in this world
>>677440840
Lurk Moar
>OP here
I just put this nanner in her pooper
>>677440935
the fuck is ANONEEMOOSE?
>>677440962
the fuck is moar?
>>677440813
Your family tree. Well, "tree" is a bit of a misnomer. Family shrub would be more appropriate
>>677440273
>>677441002
It's time to stop posting
>>677440345
Trying to keep pedophiles like you from putting stupid ideas in people's heads.
Why don't you start a suicide thread and be a star today.
>>677439487
Rolling fot this.
Trips and OP does this
>>677441058
the fuck is misnomer?
I'm mexican to op I laugh at all the infidels who have no culture
>>677440827
>>677440509
>>677440473
>Pic related
>>677440925
You can love her and treat her like a real daughter but don't molest her that's fucking terrible
>>677440941
Independent Dismantled Kingdoms.
>>677440851
Got enough context to know you should go back to tumblr
>>677440370
Got any hot sisters/cousins? Love fucking latina girls they give the best head! Pic related, used to fuck Brazilian chick on left. Goddamn she could fuck so good!
>>677441128
I really hope this is bait
>>677441184
>molest
another brainwashed big media moralist
fuck off this is the wrong place for you
>>677441202
You're trying so hard man
>>677441184
> treat like real daughter
> don't molest her
????????????????????????
>>677441135
You've proven the point that you do not have a family tree,but a family shrub. How goes keeping it in your sister instead of in your pants?
>>677441277
Impressive
>>677440925
newfag
This is my Mexican GF
I came here hoping for a loli sex story this is just a dissapointment.
>>677440379
those fat tits though
>>677441230
Latinas are the best son, but I live alone now, my cousins are in mexico and my sisters/brothers are in other states with families. You are sol homes'
>>677441408
Got tits?
>>677441277
Nice
>>677440990
wat? please say this is bait...I really hope OP hasn't hurt the poor kid. Kids like this should be given snacks and taken to a park or something fun like a cinema, treat her nice OP. Don't be a pedofaggot.
>>677441460
Thank you
>>677441128
great Job sjw faggot, keep doing god's work.
>>677438160
sweet
>>677441290
Let me explain I am a full b-tard, but there are some things even 4chan should realize are too far. This poor baby girl hasn't had a good life, she isn't pampered she has a shit mother, no father, not a soul who cares about her in her life. You are going to sit here and rape a child who is already broken? You are not human, stop being such an edgy 14 year old and grow up. This is real life shit, we are trying to prevent another DD.
>>677441666
whats sjw?
>>677438901
rolling
>>677441741
>I am a full b-tard
on the internet nobody even knows you're a dog
but seriously, stop the charade, redditfag
>>677441277
this nigga
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>677441741
children with shit lives are tough. She can take a rape better than a kid from a good home.
>>677441741
Yeah like anybody is going to care about Dora the Explorer here
>>677441741
>thinking this shit is real anyway, lel
>>677441521
Agreed I'm out. Deuces
>>677441666
Bet you're pretty mad satan
>>677441666
Coming from Lord Satan himself
>>677441827
Seriously Jealous Windmill
>>677441316
-Take care of her needs
-Take her to theme parks make sure she has fun
-Be there to talk to when she needs someone
-Protect her from bad people
-Make sure she knows she is loved and not alone in the world
>you can do all of this without touching her privates
>>677437658
Broken families make the best opportunities.
Get yourself a juicy fuck toy.
>>677441038
Lurk moar
>>677441953
Why does everybody keep saying take her to a park why not we hang her at the park
>>677441953
> take care of her needs
a good dicking?
>>677441907
nah, there's no way you'll change people's mind. Some are born faggots, some are born foot fetishists, some are born pedos.
Aint no white kniting gonna change a mental anomality, you fucking idiot.
inb4 faggots dont have a brain anomality because da government says so. lel
>>677441741
>I am a full b-tard
Oh of course, if you say it like that I'm gonna believe you.
>>677439487
Even tho the picture is beautiful, we need to talk about that watermark son.
>>677441844
/thread
take care of her for now Opand don't ask those nerds over here how to handle a kid wouldn't be appropriate
To be honest, heres what you should do:
Child Protection Services are scum of the earth, they do not care about children as much as you think, so don't get them involved.
First, discuss the problem with the cunt. If that doesn't work, Threaten with cops and CPS and shit, let her know you're not kidding
If you adress it that way the kid doesn't have to be in the miserable fuckup of a system called Foster Care where she might have a good life, but most likely she won't.
Treat the kid well, treat the mom like a bitch but don't get the government involved
>>677442197
>>r/cuckoldcommunity
your home awaits.
>>677437658
sell her on the dark web
>>677438650
I jejjed everywhere
>>677441953
Yeah OP take care of her needs
>make sure she takes plenty of baths
>changes clothes regularly
>plays tickle fights
>Has pillow fights
>gets plenty of hugs
>girs to the beach in a bikini and eats ice lollies
>don't forget to rub her down with sun tan lotion and post sun
>>677442422
kek
I swear i can't wait till you all have children, then you will understand. I used to be an edgelord like you but then i knocked up some fat bitch. Having kids changes your perspective.
>>677439524
>>677439591
>>677439717
>>677439666
>>677439717
>>677439630
Samefag, no samefagging.
Samefag, no samefagging.
Samefag, no samefagging.
Either train her to be a merciless killer door hanger with the banana in her butt your call op....were waiting on your desision
>>677439683
>inb4
I was waiting for this anon
>>677440990
bitch this is ketchup shove it up your own butt
>>677437658
If i get bubs this happenes, you be nice to her, bring her somewhere and if her mom dosent come back tomorrow call CPS easy as that
>>677442498
Everyone says this, but tell that to all the parents that pedo their kids or still pedo despite kids. I will personally never pedo or have kids.
Also being weak minded to change because some fat bitch shat out a parasite.
>>677442177
it's too late for this board man.... look at these butthurt sjw comments here
>>677442746
bubs
>>677442498
>Having fat kids changes your perspective.
makes sense
>>677440990
rollin
>>677442498
sucks to be you, im planning to have kids with my current gf and shes cute as hell and thin
>>677442762
autist detected.
thinking pedo is a verb
>>677441481
hell yea
>>677441316
Kek
>>677439683
You took so long to reply anon, wtf
Two choices
One:
>let her be molested by foster parents and have a shitty life...
Or:
>take care of her yourself, and make sure she doesn't get molested
>>677437844
>>677443148
this
>not a single greentext
These threads go completely different usually.
I'm out.
>>677439487
>PLEASE do not touch her OP...
>that watermark
Casual gtfo
>>677443148
3 choices*
>>677443148
Or:
>molest her yourself, nobody will even care
>>677443372
and don't forget, pics or it didn't happend.
I'm the anon that posted- molesting my daughter. And has been from infant to 7 currently and will untill she's 12. I support molesting this girl. You'll never find sexual satisfaction quite like a child especially one that young
>>677443372
DEVIANT
>>677441184
>that's fucking terrible
for who?
>>677443412
there you have it: if there's one guy whose advice should be heard, it's this guy who has been through it all once before.
>>677443517
That little girl with the ripped open snatch, and zero confidence when she hits teen years.
>>677442966
i hope you get cucked, divorced and your children taken away
>>677443639
fucking hell you've got some dark images in your head. closet rapist.
>>677443639
she's mexican that will happen molestation or not.
>>677443411
Nice subs.
>>677442991
>grammar police
>calling other people autist
Who cares if its more sexually gratifying, there's certain lines people shouldn't cross. It's a little girl, i could see if she was a teenager, but come on she probably can't even read or write. How is she going to say fuck me daddy if she doesn't know English?
Put her in school
Wait till 14
Profit
>>677443412
good to know m8, that's exactly what I thought
>>677442953
Underrated
>>677437658
when i was a teenager my god damn good for nothing sister would do that to me, she would want me to watch her kids while she said she was just going to run to the store for a few minutes and then she would be gone all fucking day long, stupid cunt i hate her forever because she was always taking advantage of me like that
>>677443876
we're not allowed to discriminate against the lower classes you come from, so we pick on your grammar instead.
did you get all the chances you deserve in life? we made sure you could.
>>677438901
yeah, give her a sweet lollipop with cream filling
>>677441162
Taco is great culture. Tacotaco-tacoburrito.
>>677443876
Im not who you reply to, but nah man...you're autistic.
What the fuck did you think "pedo" means? How fucking retarded are you?
>>677439847
And nothing happened from your report. Try reading The Boy Who Cried Wolf, it may be an applicable life lesson for you. Good game.
>>677443853
gross
>>677439487
is tickling okay?
>>677444218
>thinks grammar has to do with class
>class
>gentleman detected
Did you show your class by wearing a waistcoat with a dragon on it to highschool?
>>677444511
just let it go man, it's not your fault you have been pedoed as a kid
>>677444511
not familiar with that reference, but let me propose that a lack of grammar has never failed to betray a low social standing
>>677444364
>implying I thought it was proper usage.
>>677444776
take your fedora and stfu.
>>677444776
Prove you are not of low social standing?
>>677444890
Whats a fedora?
>>677444890
mm impotent rage
Think if this kd was you. Give her a break, if she is well behaved look after her as long as its not full time. Teach her about working on cars. She can learn to hand you tools a go grab drinks and stuff. Maybe years from now she will remember you as on of the few decent people in her life.
>>677444933
i don't see how that is relevant or required
>>677444956
What's ****" :^))))))))
>>677444822
pic related, it's you
>>677444956
a linux distribution
>>677445027
Because you are implying you are of high "social standing" which by the way isn't the same as class. So prove , you arent just a lonely neck beard who needs to act superior due to any lack of real friends or social ability.
>>677445017
maybe she can play with his tools
Just be nice to the kid. Call up whatever welfare agency in your state handles this shit, and make it as untraumatic for the kid as possible. This kids life sucks, don't make it any worse.
>>677437658
"help her with her homework"
Call CPS and ask them, not 4chan
You either return her to her mother or you call child services because it aint even your kid. like at all. just gotta simplify your most sane answers.
>>677445199
you can twist my argument all you want, i wasn't the focus of it in any way. all the points have been made and you can start your own argument now, but will have to look for new volunteers who are willing to partake.
poor grammar betrayed your cognitive insufficiency, there's no deflecting from that.
>>677440405
You're trying way too hard man. cool it down a bit
>>677438005
Her t-shirt would look better crumpled up at the side of my bed.
>>677445591
See you are a neckbeard who thinks grammar and over complicated language show intelligence and "cognitive ability". Despite my poor grammar, You still live in your mother's basement, you are a still virgin and you still are forever alone.
>>>/reddit/
Take the kid to the pond and feed ducks. It wouldn't kill you to do something nice for someone, faggot OP.
>>677440990
That's hot sauce. Anuses don't bleed like that. Also I really enjoy hot sauce.
>>677446079
he's trolling you, you fuckin autist
>>677446079
>>677439524
Kek
>>677446083
Ducks do like some kid meat
>>677446083
it's gonna take ages slicing her small enough for ducks to eat
>>677444956
Linux distro mate
