How do I hide the fact that I'm Jewish?
I've literally adopted every stereotypical personality trait, and I'm the butt of every joke, meaning no gf.
how was your shabbos, fellow jew?
Dont be Jewish.
>>677439642
get a canister off zyklon-b, go into a closet and open it up with you in it.
theres no way to avoid it. you're a dirty jew, with dirty jew traits. you're covetous and scheming and you should be deleted.
>>677439642
The only way is to, you know. You know.
if you are jewish you have pretty good chances of winning a nobel prize. I would say go for it.
>>677439642
Kill your parents. Get rid of the evidence.
>>677439642
self-loathing jew is also stereotype, you guys cant win
>>677439642
Go hang out with Jews? Find a Jewish gf who is okay with it. Every area has a jewish community somewhere
>>677439968
^this
>>677439982
But I don't even like Jewish girls.
>>677440102
Then your only choice is to deliberately correct your personality. That's a bitch to do but you can do it.
>>677440102
move to boston. convert to catholicism. change your last name to McKinney. Learn how to talk in a boston accent. get into fights a lot. fuck fat potato-faced girls in sweatpants named Keira. Get one of them pregnant. Piss and moan and whine about jesus and god and shit, but then ultimately get an abortion. Never talk to her again.
Also, be piss fucking poor and drink a lot of miller lites. That'll get the jew right outta ya.
>>677440480
But I want to INCREASE my attractiveness to women, not reduce it.
>>677439834
10/10 for the trolling intent
4/10 for the execution
You're caking it on a little thick, faggot, unless you're an actual ebin rebpil in which case this is about standard
>>677440480
also, move to Natick and call every third person you meet a "touchhole"
>>677440584
It will. Just with fat irish girls who yell at their shirtless kids "DALE! DAAAAAALLEE. DALE YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS BACK IN HERE!" though the backdoor screen instead of actually going out and doing it.
>>677440763
I'm totally and completely serious. Partly because it would improve his life, secondly because i want to see some jew that talks like woody allen do a boston accent.
>>677439642
>>677441630
Fuck that's an ugly kid.
Anyone know where I can get an asthma inhalor that looks like a vaporizer or something?
