celeb fap
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
celeb fap
where were you asshats when i tried making a celeb thread an hour ago? it fucking 404'd after 23 pics and i was only one posting
here's one for the bilsonfags if they're around
>>677625307
eww
>>677624648
i have a life outside of /b/ fortunately. who is this grill anyway?
>>677625307
yay chloë
>>677625431
something wrong fagface?
>>677625074
whew, that's fucking money
>>677625491
Ashley motherfuckin' Tisdale
sometimes known as The Tis/Tiz
>>677625807
fuck man, what was she in the previous pic, 16?
>>677623520
https://youtu.be/dZu7_z7SDEQ
Hailee is bringing Selena Gomez home tonight. That's a nice catch. Her clit is already throbbing thinking about where her fingers are going to be in just an hour or two.
The poor girl is completely shitfaced, she doesn't know what she's getting herself into.
>>677625913
nigga she was 23 in that shoot
Ash has always looked younger than her age
21 or 22 in this one
>>677626114
hnnnnnnnnggggggg fuck that is hot
>>677626528
hello there, foot queen of /b/
>>677626587
forgot pic
>>677626258
huh, i'll be damned
post some recent pics tho
>>677626587
feet is the new naked
>>677626587
more like princess. there are alot of princesses. don't know who'd be queen tho
>>677626789
>>677626789
>don't know who'd be queen tho
certainly not Taylor Swift
>>677626691
here she is in 2014, just turned 29, with my other waifu
>>677625807
Known as the tis/tiz he says!
>>677626928
and here is from this january, looking a bit bra-less
>>677626892
wasn't implying that. she's just another princess
>>677626114
...but then once home, Hailee had a bad surprise and the night turned into nightmare
>>677626732
it really is...
>>677626928
>my other waifu
who??
>>677627067
if Selena actually had that, i'd ride and suck her girldick like my life depended on it
>>677627173
you don't know, anon?
>>677626943
yes of course!!
>>677627173
Emily osment, learn to Disney fag
All hail the queen
>>677627684
go suck a dick
>>677627770
You know you love taylor
>>677627684
you upped the wrong pic, anon
>>677626732
haileefriend are you still here?
>>677627469
show me some soles man
>>677627992
Oh holy shit
>>677626587
Have some Ariana grande
>>677628077
nah but sophie's here
>>677628108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVx2i6jGzf8
>>677627992
>>677628108
they are rare with her, looking now because i know i have some
have this while you wait
>>677628194
Have some bella
>>677625539
He prefers men. Black men, specifically. Black men who can ram their warty diseased pus dripping cock into his blood and shit encrusted distended asshole as his putrid smegma coated tiny dick flops back and forth uselessly and he laps greedily at another diseased black cock with his sore covered toothless mouth.
>>677627898
Chloe is overrated. Taylor is 1000× better .
>>677628356
Still looking for sauce on this
>>677628399
>ashley tisdale
>soles are rare
kek
>>677628399
>>677628108
fuck here we go, and i'll have another soon
>>677628477
smartass (2016). not out yet
>>677628432
Taylor is genetically perfect
>>677627427
So much hotter than Cyrus
>>677628572
I agree completely
>>677628544
That would be why I can't find it then
>>677628404
Das it mane
>>677628432
Taylor is shit tier
Pls leave
>>677628701
>>677628634
>>677628763
Taylor is the queen. There's no denying it.
>>677628477
wow, that's wow
>>677628670
she's just real slutty is all, like miley
>>677628862
Drag queen
>>677628572
I don't know about perfect, but at least she has the body of a woman. I will never understand why people are so attracted to Chloes masculine body. She reminds me of spongebob.
>>677628510
ok this wasn't the full sole shot i thought it was but good anyway
>>677627684
>>677627872
>>677628432
>>677628572
>>677628670
/b/ has only 1 queen anon and thats chloe not this trap, are you new here or something or just gay?
>>677628862
Looks like a trap/10
I literally take shits that are more attractive
>>677628910
careful, she was 15/16 in this
>>677628729
yeah, this skeet is fucking money
>>677628701
She is dolphinately maturing well
>>677628503
they aren't? ._.
i just don't notice many
This is a shit tier fap thread
>>677628979
i agree Taylor is only worshipped by homosexuals on /b/ lol like this homo >>677628862
>>677623942
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?
>>677628970
How is she?
>>677628979
>>677629060
>>677629070
>>677629260
I get this in every thread that I post Tay in. How does she look like a trap? She's got a sexy feminine body and a beautiful face.
>>677629273
The chick from weeds, Mary Louise Parker or some shit like that
>>677629105
bella = physically perfect
>>677629155
tampons actually do work well for face periods.
>>677629344
If by sexy feminine body you mean a malnourished 12 year old boy then yeah, you're right on the money.
>>677629349
FUCKING HOT BITCH
>>677629241
Indeed
Boner is kill
>>677629353
Jew nose/10
>>677629344
>I get this in every thread that I post Tay in.
because this is /b/ and its well established here that when people post taytay here its because they identify with "her" very masculine trap like features hence the no tits...no ass....drag queen face
>pic related
>>677629034
people aren't attracted to her body. they are attracted to a movie character she played 6 years ago and can't let go of it even though she grew up ugly
>>677628276
>>677628296
Hailee <3 herself, she needs nobody else
>>677629344
The plank from ed edge and edgy had more curves than that trap does
>>677629226
you're a fag with wasted potential
>>677629344
Sorry bro you just have shit tier taste, probably genetic so can't really blame you
Btw feel free to stop posting that monstrosity thanx
>>677629752
>>677629614
Her stomach sticks out farther than her ass. I am disgust.
>>677629599
don't know what you mean, mango
>>677629344
>She's got a sexy feminine body and a beautiful face.
Not sure if serious or trolling. That bitch looks like a trap. Period.
>>677629506
>that number 2
>hehe
>>677629874
Do you have any side profile or not straight facing pics, I'm not saying her body isn't awesome but her face isn't on the same calibre
>>677629752
be nice anon or i'll have to say mean things about you in this thread
>>677629241
Not enough Taylor Swift
>>677629435
>>677629614
>>677629682
>>677629975
I just don't see what you guys do. I like her ass and tits and figure. She clearly has a 10/10 face that any straight man would fall for. Maybe you are just attracted to different things . Like cock, I bet you love your girls to have that.
>>677629786
She is my queen and I will not stop spreading her until the whole world is at her feet.
>>677629034
>body of a woman
you haven't had much experience with women have you..
>>677626587
Miranda Cosgrove has the best feet ever. No wonder Dan The Man With a Plan was so obsessed with her feet.
>>677629668
pretty girls. such a shame they're lesbians.
>>677630196
>interger
>>677630225
God-like feet.
>>677630130
So you're no better than the filthy goatfucking shitskins over there murdering other shitskins in the name of Allah, cause you're murdering all of our boners with this plank-like skag.
>>677630091
like this?
>>677629630
In other words, they are filthy pedos who need to be gassed.
>>677630130
She looks like a trap... But you can love her whatever you want. Different tastes, bro.
>>677630265
>such a shame they're lesbians.
why? cause you think you'd have a chance if they were straight?
>>677630196
Relative to Chloe you fucking dolt.
>>677630327
Oh Dan...
>>677630379
Sort of, this one hides it a bit as well but you can kinda see what I'm saying, that awkward ledge she's got right there under the sellium like maybe she broke it or something.
>>677630225
he sure was the man for a long time between Zoey 101 and iCarly
though his chode must be feeling a bit dry and not-buried-in-famous-jb-vagina-like lately, if you catch my drift
>>677629842
yeah it fucked up theres just nothing female about her, if it came out that she was born a man id not be shocked for a moment
> I like her ass and tits and figure. She clearly has a 10/10 face that any straight man would fall for. Maybe you are just attracted to different things . Like cock, I bet you love your girls to have that.
ah i get it now you are trolling, you picked the most trap like "female you could find" and decided to post it here to get a reaction, either that or you are just a very confused faggot.
>pic related its your uglyboys face without makeup
kek
>>677628670
Ronald McDonald?
>>677630576
give it up for the king of /b/
>>677630521
She has an ass sir
>>677630611
nope... wth that means?
>>677630620
just to let people know, this post(er) is a autist and this post is copypasta
>>677630731
yeah but he prefers male like ass's like taylors lol
>>677625015
What's this from?
>>677630196
victoria rumour bit did me that shit to funny all hail taylor queen of the average white girls
>>677630378
>>677630425
Have any of you guys actually seen a woman in real life? Cause Taylor would make you jizz your pants if she so much as made eye contact with you.
>>677628634
>implying that whore is hot
But yes si, this girl is hot
>>677630589
would this stop you from giving her the sex?
>>677630620
Ronald McDonald confirmed
>>677630798
well duh...no straight man on /b/ could ever fap over taylor lol
>>677630826
her outfit did push that bum up and out I'll tell you wut
>>677630914
Not into traps, sorry
>>677630798
Had a crush on zooey for a little while, she's cute. Wish she woulda been a little sluttier earlier in her career though
>>677630710
>tfw $180,000 per Icarly episode
Wonder how many times he's fucked her senseless in exchange for that huge paycheck. Poor thing, but lucky lucky lucky bastard.
>>677630997
Quit posting that ugly bitch. There is a containment thread for fags like you. Stay in there
>>677630731
So do men. I feel like you have to make Chloe fall on her face so you can slam her back to defeat her.
>>677630914
Strong with this one, the denial is, a closetfag you must be.
>>677630997
>>677630997
nope it was the arched back and long as fuck heals giving the illusion in SOME shots like she had an ass
>>677630997
Veiled trap fap thread?
Taylor fag should win troll of the year so many hits on that bait
>>677630968
Kek
>>677630966
Fair enough sir, id be a damned fool to turn her down over her nose. I'd sling the rod to her for damn sure.
>>677630751
it means he hasn't engaged in vaginal intercourse using his erect television producer's penis with any teenage actresses of the Miranda, Jennette, Tori, or Ari persuasion in recent times because their shows are ended, and he no longer has access to their dressing rooms
>>677631252
hence the post of her outfit..good job with reading comprehension
>>677626528
Name?
>>677630826
I like how you see the world as black and white. I'm not a taytayfag, I just don't think Chloe is very attractive or feminine.
>>677631292
That sad thing is that it's not bait man he's actually got feelings for the thing.
>>677626587
>foot queen
>posts heels
>>677631426
nah... I bet he still fucks Miranda from time to time. Probably he blackmails her with private stuff.
B L A C K E D
B Y
B o B
kek
Let's get the jimmies rustled itt
>>677631772
Is there some proof of this? Always though he was a pedo but never seen proof
>>677631424
think you could handle her IRL? she is very confident, outgoing, has strong social network/circle and many guys who try to hook up with her.
she is not easily impressed, and you must overcome that before your cock can be slid inside her
Sersh is my vote for Queen, but this isn't a democracy.
>>677631998
Is it?
>>677632004
hey there sassy cutie
>>677631898
Of course not. Ya know, he will be on jail if there was any proof. But it's how Hollywood works.
>>677625955
Underrated as fuck.
>>677631941
I dont find this woman attractive, seems like a generic "attractive" manufactured face
>>677631585
John Cena
>>677631426
>dat DSLs
I bet she gives amazing head.
>>677631941
If you can make a woman laugh you can damn well get them to do anything. Don't come off as a fuckin creep and be confident and you should have a fair shot at least.
>>677631894
oh tay fag is now posting pics of the other trap cara in a troll attempt.....
>>677632116
He doesnt look smart enought to avoid mistakes, but i know money is damn good at saving face
>>677632222
Waste of quads
>>677632060
yup, obvious.
>>677632212
i wish i knew it personally, anon
someone here who has twitter should ask Dan about it
>>677632341
Pretty much. That lucky bastard is living the dream thanks to Viacom's money.
>>677632379
>can see his balls
kek
>>677632117
>>677625955
those vaginal holes prove they'd make a perfect pussy sandwich
>>677632527
Oh well, with that much money and freedom im sure i would do even more, too bad im stuck in a "third-world" country for now
>>677632429
Just go to her college, University of Southern California. Apparently, she is a hardcore cum slut when she is high or drunk as fuck.
>>677632212
can't deepthroat cause she has a massive gag reflex :(
>>677632273
so true
would walking up to her as she is surrounded by her friends and dropping your name and number be a good thing? it would show confidence but she wouldn't know me at all...
>>677632683
Still more feminine than Chloe
more JOEY KING
>>677632356
>it's moby dick by herman melville
>moby what?
>>677623520
Who is the blond?
>>677632809
How do you know lol
>>677632852
She looks like Dr. Smith.
>>677632792
Read a rumor about it, she's all out for everyone apparently
So much bait from same fag
>>677632792
that's the word. i've heard it's more like she gets drunk just to further encourage the many guys at those parties to 'take advantage' of her. they think she's more of a slut that way, and she loves the thought of that.
just my theory anyway as to what makes her horny enough to guzzle so much fucking cum
>>677628572
Genetically perfect? No ass, no tits, underweight and face looks like a possums.
>>677633110
love the cum stain on her ass
>>677632852
hahah no
>>677633108
>>677633119
what? explain for science...
>>677633110
See, the body of a man.
>>677633244
bro you just made me hard as fuck. wasnt gonna fap but now you're making me rethink fappin to that pic
>>677633119
I wonder if being constantly fucked by pedos made her a slut, probably what happened to miley as well
>>677633119
>she gets drunk just to further encourage the many guys at those parties to 'take advantage' of her.
MUH DICK
pls be true
>>677633407
Read a rumor, she likes partying too much, and "goes" overboard, she seems to have a thing for black cock too
>>677632938
Nobody else is posting her so I'm not can't do all the work for you
>>677633429
See>>677633414
Better fap material
>>677633458
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
I think Miranda Cosgrove wrote that pasta. No joke.
>>677632811
No, that's creepy and awkward.
ctrl-f michelle 0
ctlr-f tractenberg 0
>mfw
is this thread even trying?
>>677633620
>she seems to have a thing for black cock too
hopefully. one man can dream
>>677633458
>>677633525
well...
being compelled into sex with many different men old enough to be her father and even grandfather or face losing her contracts and reputation probably created some repressed emotions and self esteem issues
so our little Miranda grows up, goes off to college, no longer bound to anyone, her life fully in her own hands, but suddenly feeling empty, alone, afraid inside
she never had a normal life growing up, she knew only being a squeaky clean teen role model during the day, and being a sexual plaything for her business interests at night. she never established her own sense of self and so continues to fulfill a purpose that was forced upon her at a very young age, it is the only thing she has that keeps her from self harm and destruction
>>677633930
Someone should ask her in twitter or something, maybe shell say something in code that we can report
>>677633414
I would love to steal those flip flops and keep them on my pillow.
>>677634245
>>>/tv/ called. they want their meme back
>>677633414
>>677633429
heard chloe likes the attention her ass is receiving for neighbors 2
>>677633904
>>677634141
now that you mention it
>>677634245
Fuck... that's so hot and sad at same time. Hollywood's dream is so shitty sometimes.
>>677633930
Dream of catching AIDS.
>>677633904
>>677634141
s-shit, i almost just came, fuck
>>677634406
>>677634496
hey boys..
>>677634396
Source?
>>677634351
>something in code
>>677634480
Hollywood aids
>>677634367
Chloe gets off on having her feet worshiped so she'd happily give you a pair
>>677634496
>to non lewd close up
You have problems.
>>677634245
Miranda, are you?
>>677634676
As long as you're a nignog
>>677634630
puffies, nevar forgut
>>677633930
I just want Miranda to cuck me with a horde of horny BBCs.
>>677634743
sorry stud but I'm no Miranda
there is going to shit real fast with these losers posting full clothed literal whos. At least post fakes of these losers. /b/ is so shit now
>>677635031
of course, Miranda lol
>>677635031
Im sure her pusy have been used so much its pretty much a mile-wide
>>677635131
>can't appreciate a beautiful woman
>wants fakes, literally the worst thing in existence
don't let the door hit you on the way out
>>677634676
I've never heard that. But a man can dream.
And fap. Furiously.
>>677635201
Doubt it. The college thing is just a 4chan meme. She is very shy and lowkey actually.
>>677634857
Are she and Bella the puffy queens?
>>677634245
Dude, you are a really good writer. Keep posting shit like that, please.
>>677635362
Expected as much, but one still wonders, child actors are molested all the time and no one's the wiser ( i think i focked up that phrase, shit i'm getting rusted in english)
>>677624794
Ugh so fugly
>>677634676
that she keeps showing them all the time despite the bunions proves she seriously gets off of the attention on them
>>677635582
And i fucked up writting fucked up, i'm a fucking genius
>>677635582
you were doing fine until rusted. rusty is correct
>>677635455
oh i think so
>>677635307
Its a fap thread dumbass
>>677635647
chloe's feet ARE sexy, and to a footfag they are mouth-watering
>>677635918
My queen
>>677635647
Wow, she's completely lacking in the hourglass figure department. She must be related to spongebob.
>>677635793
Thanks for that, i'll take note of it
>>677636045
One can make mistakes , the impotant thing is i am aware of it and try to correct it
>>677635582
Well, I have no doubt casting couch is real.
>>677636436
It's a rought world, money can fuck you up so good
>>677636675
>>677636675
>>677636675
>>677635201
How so?
btw how did ariana become a niger
>>677626640
What the fuck
>>677635269
i only came here to see whats going but but damn man... i had to write... you fucking win
>>677624929
hot
thx
>>677628477
lol ive followed her since babadook and shes fuckign like 15 yrs old kek.
Gotta set of knockers doe
>>677630492
how many lesbian sex tapes have you seen? ... exactly.
>>677634715
fucking nigress
>>677628477
Joey King – Smartass (2016) film stills
https://norandom.com/2016-04-01/joey-king-smartass-2016-film-stills-31980
>>677632356
I bet she never read the book
>>677625519
why has that girl next to her grown a beard?
>>677627067
ROFLMAO LIKE IT'S 1997
![P64ZXGO[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1459/788/1459788558867.jpg "P64ZXGO[1]")
![dQT2g[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1459/789/1459789293628.jpg "dQT2g[1]")
