YLYL thread please, i'm bored
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YLYL thread please, i'm bored
nice webm but i havent laughed, try more OP
Anyone have the pic that has a dude with a man bun and kid with a man bun? It says something similar to "don't ever talk to me, my son, my man bun, or my son's man bun ever again"?
>>677624530
>highly educated
>intellect
Kek
that's mamma luigi to you
>>677623714
American Sniper
>>677625196
I actually lost
>>677624972
all yours my friend
>>677623714
MERICA FUCK YEAH
>>677626193
still trying to get my head around this
>>677623714
>Howtobeanamerican.webm
>>677626580
The guy in the back is holding the guys head like a faggot banana.
>>677625095
WERE GOIN DEEPER
>>677627333
That is the coolest tramp stamp I've ever seen.
Also trips checked
>>677626135
When will fat people learn they aren't beautiful, elegant, or like fit people?
>>677625493
That was fucking close
>>677627333
Why is her ass bumpy?
>>677625904
Moron its not the cashiers fault, they have to fucking ask.
>>677627509
Goosebumps.
>>677627558
Could be..... Or she shaves her ass and now she has razor bern
>>677623714
the point of that webm is to name it "american sniper" before posting it
>>677627650
Wouldn't it be red?
>>677625904
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I TOTALLY LOST HURR DURR NO 9GAG MARK?! WHERE IZ THIS GENIUS MATERIAL COMING FRUM! OMG LOL
>>677627617
That doesn't work unless you post it like 125 more times
>>677624530
lol thats like trying to explain that the sun is actually black and dark
>>677627509
Because some sick fuck went and made a girl's ass out of human skin
>>677627509
Retardation is a many cancerous thing
>>677624901
Almost lost
>>677627314
singaporfag
>>677627986
The sun is considered a black body, so the post must have been onto something.
>>677625493
fuck
I lost
>>677628253
you fucked up
>>677623714
It would've been so much better if that gun fell off the tree and hit him in the face.
>>677627650
Why the fuck would a girl like that need to shave her ass? This isn't Africa
>>677628494
Nope.
>>677627836
thank you for your input anon
>>677628281
explain?
I mean black is a colour that appears when very little light is emitted or reflected from an object, and Im pretty sure that sun emits a fuckton of light every fucking second
>>677627443
Never.
>>677628488
gets me every time
>>677627541
I used to have to ask for i.d.s for EVERYBODY at diamond shamrock, even if they look over 40: Or I'm in deep shit and they watched the cameras randomly for that specifically. Got called names on a daily basis, and we had one customer clearly in his 80s or 90s that used to come in daily and was always so upset about me asking for his ID, even though I knew his name and knew hin quite well. It used to take him forever to open his wallet in order to get his ID out for me so I could scan it every single day so I could make sure it wasn't a fake that time in order to sell him his pack of pall malls. He used to complain so much, saying he is loyal and loves the store and doesn't want to go anywhere else. He ended up going to the 7eleven down the street as they don't ID 100 year old men with walkers and oxygen tanks that clearly have parkinsons. It was really sad to me, and shitty on the management's behalf in my opinion, he made our store so much damn money. He used to ask our manager (who he knew extremely well) if there was any possibility he could please not have to go through pulling out his ID each and every time since he was really weak and with his velcro wallet his ID was very hard to get at. I've offered to get it out for him each and every time but he said he didn't want anyone to have to touch his wallet as it's disrespectful in his eyes. He really was a sweet old man, a veteran, and now goes the extra half block to 7eleven so he won't have to deal with our bullcrap. Can't say I really blame him though.
>>677626332
Lost 15 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY
>>677625620
Fucking lost.
>>677628743
Beautiful to a cannibal.. maybe.
>>677628788
http://prntscr.com/ao20dk
>>677625904
Not sure why but smiled
>>677625196
Lost
>>677628367
l0st
>>677627509
you've never been with a woman, have you?
>>677626193
Australian Jesus
>>677628595
Yes, the filename should be PeriodicTable.gif, faggot.
>>677628957
Would be good if it wasnt thumbnail
>>677629020
got damn
>>677626130
what kind of 48 year old office manager are you?? Get the fuck off 4chan
>>677629056
You should be able to figure it out anyway, faggot.
>>677629065
Make a banana thread and link here
>>677628805
And yeah that's the thing, bit of a book you wrote there but yeah that's basically how it is , was working at speedway when they started having us card everyone instead of people who look under 40 and everyone naturally threw a shit storm. Its a shitty situation .
>>677623714
wtf was his plan? pull his feet up to the same branch he's hanging onto? lol
>>677626849
Top kek!
>>677625196
lost
>>677628805
I really think that if they look well over 30 years of age then you shouldn't have to ID them. Also, I believe you should ID regulars if they're young. I know it seems shitty to ID the same fucking person everyday, but you never know when you're having an off day and you think you might've seen this kid before and let him slide or something along those lines. Or they have someone that looks identical to them, or some noise like that
>>677629154
The joke isn't funny without a punchline, dickwaffle.
>>677624901
chuckled, did I lose?
>>677627754
Sauce?
>>677625196
Lost lmao
>>677623714
https://youtu.be/dZu7_z7SDEQ
>>677628777
Checked!!!
>>677629450
ATTENTION ALL BANANAFAGS! Download the 2016 Banana Catalog now! 2,239 hilarious pictures of everyone's favorite banana and all the copypasta you can handle, all conveniently in one zip file: http://www.mediafire.com/download/auzihtbj5f6yagf/2016_Banana_Catalog.zip
Together we can make YLYL a better place. And as always, thanks for joining us tonight!
>>677629604
Thanks other YLYL banana anon
>>677629681
ugh.. that fat fucking bottom..
>>677625196
lost
>>677627142
how do i shot ball?
>>677629790
No problem, bananon
>>677627509
virgin confirmed
>>677627443
Shut up fat people are still people.
>inb4 fat fuck
>>677626130
good one grandma!
>>677630163
yes, ugly people
>>677630163
being a person and being and being beautiful and elegant dont always go hand in hand feller.
telll me what you think in the comments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkxzgB_tqlw
>>677629200
Way worse when forced to card anybody that wants cigarettes, regardless of age. I'm trying to come up with a way I can write this statement out even longer, but I just can't seem to really think of any way to go on typing without being even more apparent that I'm actually trying to keep your eyes on the page in order to distract you so I can sneak up behind you right now to do... THIS!
>>677627932
lost
>>677628253
Lost
>>677628805
Believe it or not, I actually had this written out 7 times longer, but cut out a bunch of filler and edited it up until I saw fit. Was considering publishing it, but I don't have everything in order to do so as of yet.
>>677630381
omfg! right as i finished reading this my cat knocked something off the shelf in the other room... U gave me a fright sir.
>>677630254
Some people are into fat people. Its nothing bad. Besides we gotta have fat and ugly people to keep the balance and feel better about ourselves.
>>677627650
>razor bern
>>677628456
Your actually works there
>>677624530
lost
I put my no-no spot in a snow cone once when my mom wasn't looking.
>>677629713
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/auzihtbj5f6yagf/2016_Banana_Catalog.zip
I just downloaded this to see what this is, and it's actually legit. Do you have fucking autism anon?
>>677629020
Ty based god.
>>677630734
You don't know shit about english. Back off, noob.
>>677626683
>Short answer: No
>>677624530
Go fuck your pet goats with those cringy infographics
>>677628443
>>677628488
legendary
>>677630069
boner achieved
>>677631221
i hope they both died
>>677628021
kek
very underrated post
>>677627233
This isn't a cringe thread
>>677625904
Wow man,
You know memes
>>677627836
BAHAHAHAH FUCKING LOST WELL DONE ANON
>>677629020
Need to know who this is.
>>677626130
My mom gets these emailed like everyday, and prints them out.
>>677629032
maybe if you hadn't named it Banana12 faggot
>>677630830
I just graduated in electro chemical programming at Havard College Yale, i Aced every semester plus i got an A. Fag
>>677631103
Probably the only time he's ever burned some calories
>>677628553
>1057
>>677631800
find it out yourself you flamer.
jesus...why would i do the work for you?
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>677627836
Mods
>>677623714
https://youtu.be/dZu7_z7SDEQ
>>677631221
Lol flinders
>>677630883
Gotta admit the Goofy girl is pretty hot
>>677632216
Kek'd at poor Carlos
>>677630406
More?
>>677624530
Niceeeee Allahu akbarrrr
>>677627333
I dig the Kirby tramp stamp, but the slut stars ruin it
>>677624698
Made by a ugly 3d fat woman
Stop trying nobody can replace the 2d waifu
They're perfect
And soon will be real
>>677629121
who is she?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw
>>677630301
Nice game, asshole!
>>677628770
out of all things, I lost to this.
It's okay, I am here
>>677631315
Lost
>>677628805
Know the feels bro. Work at a kids themed pizza place that sells beer we have to card everyone. Older people sometimes give us shit about it I usually tell them we can't accept expired ID and we have to check for that as well as age. Worst part is we have a set limit on how much beer people can buy which pisses them off more but it's a kids place not a bar and we don't want people getting drunk and stupid.
>>677624530
>>677624530
this has nothing to do with islam. It is more about culture. Ours is shit. Others value what they have. we don't.
>>677626135
>Thinking you can do the same bodyweight exercises the 70lb middleschooler (You) used to do.
>>677625493
I laughed when I saw it on Reddit yesterday.
>>677626130
I run a meeting at my work once a week and all the old men email me this kind of shit and expect me to pull it up on the overhead and get pissed when i just delete it. Sweet Tender Jesus i hate this fucking humor.
>>677624530
>Muslim civilization
>Pic of Aja Sofia
You retards
>>677633471
damn it
>>677630734
Wrong, it's a subjective predicate and should be a subjective noun. Only true hieroglyphic masters would understand.
LAWYERED
>>677634279
>doesn't close door all away
>kid escapes
>cop drops his gun running after kid
>>677625150
Lol
>>677629020
I was sure it would cut to the banana
>>677625904
>15 years old and first job
>Work at Safeway as a cashier
>you have to go to the front desk to buy cigarettes
>I always work the front desk
>Guy comes in about once a week to buy groceries and smokes
>He looks like he is 30
>He pays for his groceries and then with his hands full of bags he comes to the desk
>BelmontsKingsizepls.jpeg
>Can i see some ID
>He gets angry because he had his money out and now he has to put all his bags down to pull out his wallet
>I do this every time he comes in
>he knows i am doing to be a dick
>Gets to the point when he starts to curse at me and says i ask him because i think its funny
>calls me an ugly little cunt
>Manager hears him and bans him from the store
>Manager lets me go home early that day
>Played Halo 3 all night
>>677630301
I always think "arh fuck not boring snooker" then watch it for 7 hours
>>677632071
Cause heroes come in many forms
>>677634279
america's finest, /b/rothers.
>>677624530
>Islam not built on the conquest of others
hahahah nice one
>>677626683
how does one fuck a cumputer?
>>677631315
Tediore = best
that's not America you fucking idiot
>>677626218
lost
>>677623714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwriDukq1rY
>>677630163
Fat people are on average 13% people and 87% fat.
>>677630163
fuckin loser
>>677630154
>>677630283
>>677630348
>>677630528
Poor samefag nobody wants to spam with you?
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>>677633471
Thanks, Lori.
>>677631031
deviantart in a nutshell
I mean if you want some serious brain-wrinkling cringe, goe to deviantart and browse the mlp and sonic fanart for a while
>>677626282
I hope that autist and his semon demon fucking commits seppuku, I have autism and I don't flaunt it like it's some amazing thing. It's not. Jesus fucking christ.
>>677626218
I didnt lose, but I saved it.
>>677627333
That's actually a pretty cool tramp stamp,. Not trashy in the least.
>>677631103
lost
>>677637101
kindve assisted by the fact that its on a staggeringly nice hind
>>677625196
fuck sake lost
>>677634392
>legit
>>677626339
wp. lost
>>677630406
Why is she wearing cloths??
>>677628553
Shit like this is why I always walk on the opposing lane so I see cars coming.
>>677635183
That's not even in America you fucking dipshit. That's some shithole country in south America.
>>677630597
>Nigger steals the victory
>>677627509
tight jeans irritating the hair follicles on the ass
>>677638670
so america then
>>677629293
underatted
>>677625904
THANKS LORI
>>677639207
No south america u dumbass. America doesn't have cop trucks like that. Its definitely central ornsouth america
>>677630597
black people always stealing shit
>>677625904
I dealt with this shit when I was a doorman at a hotel. My job was to look at everyone's room key card before letting them into the hotel. I can't help it if my manager was looking over my shoulder making sure I checked your card. I still had to see it even if you just showed me 2 hours ago. Fucking company policy
>>677639658
>Its definitely central ornsouth america
so america then
>>677629681
>>Niggers "holla" at her
>>She thinks she's attractive
>>She thinks her ass is anything else but a wobbling pile of fat
Fucking americuck "white" people.
