Ok /b/, here's my problem.
In a few weeks i have to fly to france with my whole class, but i don't fucking want to.
Any idea how to i can prevent flying to this gay ass country?
>>677646317
take ur medication fgt
>>677646317
Paris?
>>677646317
Fake a bomb alert.
Few ideas:
>an hero
>an hero
>and an hero
>>677646317
crash the plane in eiffel tower yelling "ALAHU AKBAR"
>>677646317
Hero fgt
>>677646317
Oh no I have to take a vacation to another country waaaa
>>677646317
have you tried crying moar?
goddamn what a little bitch
>>677646317
Un problème avec ma douce France ?
Peur des terroristes ?
>>677646317
So mean buddy ! Come to me I would welcome you nicely !
Viens on est bien bien bien bien bien
Easy....when unare at security check just say allah akbar allah akbar. Police take u away. Your class depart and u can come back home.
>>677646317
call sick, or just dont fucking go.
>>677646317
Stupid fuck, getting out of the country and your house is good. You gotta be one twisted little shit to not want to see France.
What are you, 12?
Just call sick, fucking whiny faggot
>>677646837
Yes
>>677647220
Sorry i don't know arabic.
>>677647291
Probably the easiest way, USA! USA!
Also,
> that smear campaign against France because they didn't support the 2nd Iraq war.
>>677646317
Why is France a "gay ass country" ?
Pays de casus
>>677647486
You won't be missing much then
>>677646317
make someone call the airport for a bomb threat
>>677646317
Juat forget to set your alarm the day you leave.
>>677646317
Just don't
Or call a bomb threat on the airport. That always goes according to plan...
>>677647517
Finalement l'OP a raison.
Que cet amerifag reste chez lui, je veux pas le voir à Paris..
>>677647532
they surrender too much
ww2
indochina war
vercingetorix
that other dude
modern muslim immigration
etc.
>>677647532
because all he knows about france is what he's seen in his cartoon shows.
>>677647532
because is populated by sludge eater faggots who talks a shitty language and think they are the best of the world, when they only are retard cunts
>>677646317
shovel a fucking croissant up your ass and say you where anal raped by some niggamudslime and that you have ptsd from that. Then an Hero ofc
>>677647834
he asked about france, not america
Anonymous bomb threat. Easiest solution.
>>677647834
That applies to USA as well
>>677646317
Have you paid for the trip? if yes then why the fuck would you not want to go?
If No WHY the fuck not go a free trip to another country is not going to present itself again
>>677647843
You do realize half of your country is non-white right?
Just bring an isis flag with you, you'll be out of there in no time
>>677647532
>>677646317
Idk about the rest of France, but paris is over rated trash.
What do you mean you are being forced. Elaborate you daft twat
>>677647801
Not OP, you can stay in your gay ass country all you want for all we care. At least the cancer wont spread even more.
>>677646317
Speak in german they will surrender.
>>677647823
>ww2
nigga did you forget about the fucking resistance? brave motherfuckers. LOTS of countries were occupied, how many fought back as hard as france? plus you've got tones of military success before WW2. Vichy regime is pretty much the only reason the french have the white flag stereotype.
>>677647834
But America has been first populated by French, English and hispanic people if I remember correctly, so you're insulting your ancestors, and yourself ?
>>677647823
Some chicken wings?
Shoot me with your gun fgt
>>677646317
Cry more you little fag cunt,i hope your parents beat you.
>>677648190
you remember incorrectly. the spanish were here before pretty much anyone other than vikings. English is a germanic language, and the biggest ancestry group in the US is German.
>>677648190
what makes you think I'm a fucking subhuman yankee?
Stay home stupid american...
(Stupid american : only for op)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuyoelA78nA
hahaha
>>677648408
anti-french sentiment and general whiny demeanor
>>677648190
Yeah but now France is populated with niggers and arabs so OP is right
>>677646317
You fucking kidding me. You are bitching about travel. Fuck yourself. You are lucky your family has the money for travel. Enjoy it and culture yourself. Fuck. Eat some pussy because each country has its own flavour.
>>677646317
Don't go you retard, It's that easy. You don't HAVE to do anything, you can skip it if you wish. Grow some fucking balls, France is a shit cuck country.
>>677648607
No one likes french people, you disgusting cunt.
Only french likes themself.
I suggest you to open your history books and you'll realize that us, the american people exist only thank to the french support.
why y'all talking about america?
>>677648645
yep, not as much as USA but yep, too much arabs and niggers in dat shit country
>>677646317
What is this software?
>>677647564
stoi le romain
>>677649531
Looks like the battle.net launcher
>>677648766
only americans are retarded enough to try switching from french fries to "freedom fries"
>>677649656
Thanks
>>677649584
Fichtredieu je suis repéré
C'est étonant de voir toute cette déjection, feed the trolls
>>677649531
battle.net
>>677648734
Are you literally 14?
Try to make america great again before trash talk
>>677650109
You're not being forced you fucking dummy, you can say no to it. You're completely retarded.
>>677646317
Frenchfag here. Where do you go in France ?
Also, why don't you want to ? Because of your uncultured stupid bias like "hurr durr surrender", or do you have any intelligent reason ?
>>677649689
Which city was stupid enough to be the first to change it, after the airforce one?
Why Baton Rouge, capital of Louisiana ...
>>677650256
It's probably because of all the shitskins you have in your cuck country.
>>677650256
Bro Tip: Don't visit Palace of Versailles anytime soon
>>677650282
possibly true, not something I've heard. and that's the deep south, not france, in case you're confused.
>>677646317
>I-I'm s-scared to go some place I don't.P-Please help me.
Here's some help: grow the fuck up and quit being a whiny bitch.
>>677650256
>Implying you don't hold stereotypes of other countries as truth in your own mind.
Also, it's probably because your social structure revolves around being cucks, not just running away.
Bro Tip: Don't visit Palace of Versailles anytime soon
>>677650316
Not all France is filled with nigger.
Paris is not France. It's just the shithole of France.
Pic related.
>>677650589
pretty sure he asked for an intelligent reason
>>677650316
You realize there are like 3 or 4 times more shitkins in america right?
>>677650671
>Not all France is filled with nigger.
Typical poor french grammar.
>>677650714
Rapefugees then, there you go. And America is also alot larger than the shitty cuck country France.
>>677650714
this. france is 85% white, USA is 63% white.
>>677650589
I actually don't hold such dumb stereotypes of other countries.
> your social structure revolves around being cucks
Are you 8 ?
>>677650773
It's actually poor English grammar by a Frenchman.
>>677647277
Shut the fuck up baguettedick
>>677650773
Sorry for not being fluent in english, but I assume my english is still better than your french.
What is the mistake in my statement ?
>>677650961
Man, all of you French people suck at English, just because you want to "keep" your french language, It's retarded as shit.
>>677651096
I'm American, but keep blathering.
french bitches are easy to fuck
Please be aware to avoid Palace of Versailles
Françaises
>>677651052
i read that in a french voice its siunds funny faggot
>>677651096
>Man, all of you French people suck at English, just because you want to "keep" your french language, It's retarded as shit.
... says the guy using imperial system.
Checkmate.
>>677651052
Not all [of] France is filled with nigger[s].
Ignore the shitposters, he couldn't ask for directions to the bathroom in French.
ITT: americunts being butthurt that their gf would sleep in a heartbeat with the first french they would encounter.
>>677651096
Isn't that what englishfags do kek
>>677650530
I read about it in an article about the Iraq war.
The joke being that "baton rouge" is French and Louisiana is named for the French king.
ITT des obèses américains qui ont le seum que j'ai bouffé masse chatte américaine lors de mon voyage aux US alors qu'ils sont puceaux kek
>>677651318
thanks bro.
>>677650893
I was obviously talking proportionally you numbnut. Of all the western/white countries on earth, yours is the one with the most shitkins of all.
>non hispanic whites
>61.8%
Laughing Out Loud.
dress up as if you are islamic, get a fake tan, and dont shave
wear led pads so they pat you down and put in card board cut outs of knives
so they dont let you in even if you are joking
>>677647277
J'ai ri au "bien bien bien bien" putain j'en peux plus
>>677651704
I'm not even American, sorry fellow french cuck. Also, i was talking about the rapefugees.
>>677651481
I get the joke, but redneck cajuns are a far cry from French. Just like English-speaking Mississipians are culturally distinct from Englishmen.
>>677648135
OP here
Mach ich du hurensohn
Heil Hitler du nutte
>>677646317
Insult a baquette on social media, the French will refuse to let you in. "putin"(Google it)
>>677651975
Sure buddy. You got told, just deal with it.
>>677647220
juste une petite salope qui n'a pas des balles.
>>677647891
>>677648445
OP here
I'm german u cunt
Heil Hitler
it's funny to see all that americans bitches scream like whore in action. but only some of you are stupid and i pray that your friends will kill you
>>677651096
As with native English-speakers, Frenchmen don't have a strong incentive to learn/speak foreign languages.
Most cultural stuff (TV Shows, Movies, Books) are commonly dubbed/translated in French.
French is also widely used in diplomacy, commerce and NGOs worldwide.
Also most stuff coming from North America marketed towards North America population get a french version, literally because Canada.
>>677652260
>implying there's any real difference between the two cultures outside of food and language.
>>677647823
vercingetorix?
>>677649531
Ur moms dick?
aller on va laisser les espèces de petites putes d'extremistes de mes couilles qui soutiennet l'autre pédale de milliardaire de merde
ce qui est pratique c'est que ces sales merdes ne comprennent pas un mot de ce que je dis donc je peux insulter ces connards autant que je veux. bandes de merdes
>>677650316
ah, someone who has not heard that "cuck" is just so last month. what a boring, unoriginal, pathetic, mindless, little toerag you are.
>>677646317
Buy a gun, go in your school and act like a french guy.
>>677650893
yes, edgy teen confirmed - "cuck"? for fucks sake, pick a real insult or gtfo
>>677652714
>>677652951
Back to plebbit
>>677652683
Sauf que Google Trad se démerde plutôt bien avec ton crachat de haine.
Grinch
>>677651096
i live in france - a lot of people speak very good english - far better than my embarrassingly bad french. but i am learning - it is a beautiful language you know.
Google trad c'est peter frer ils compren rien a ce qu'on di juste ecris comme 1 boloss de 14 ans et voila probleme regler, et aufaite OP va te faire sodomiser par ta mere l'obese d'americaine enculer
>>677651231
Kkk /b/ro
>>677647801
Amerloque spotted en effet.
>>677653080
been here longer than you, weaseldick. look, face it, "cuck" was funny for a couple of weeks, but is just boring and stupid sounding now - it was a trend, it peaked, it has passed, now get over it. and come up with something original or funny - ok?
>>677653285
Where do you live ?
>>677653449
>677653449
kek overload
>>677653771
The Lot - between Figeac and Rodez
>>677646317
If you really HAVE to go, fake that you are sick. If you don't have to go, just say you don't want to and don't go. Very simple.
>>677653449
Nice meme
>>677654071
but i have travelled extensively in France - beautiful country, fantastic local foods and customs, live music, art, culture and generally friendly people, if you try to speak a little french - even in Paris!
>>677647823
you can tell which folks don't know about military history when they think of france as the country that surrenders
that's a pleb narrative for people who only know of one war, that being the second.
>>677654071
Oh ok.
My gf lived in Laguiole when I met her back in the days. Nice place. Maybe to hot in the summer for me.
How in the world did you manage to end in this place ??
>>677653449
>3615 FEEL
>>677646317
>>677654248
Fuck off, normie. That's too easy of a solution. Tell them that you'll dominate their country and force a surrender from them. Shouldn't be hard to do.
>>677652260
KEK'd
If there's an ultimate cuck country it's germany. Ah the good times of the 3rd Reich are gone, now you kids are constantly whining for Kinder Chocolade meanwhile Angie is cucking their country to rapefugees organizing mass breeding parties for your women
>>677653285
Haha come on i'm french and most people suck at english -which is fine-
>>677654534
>ultimate cuck country
Sweden spotted
>>677654382
how else - a woman! she works for an aircraft parts company in Figeac, so...
did you get a nice knife?
>>677646317
Why so scared? scared that you might end up in hospital and not being forced into bankruptcy?
>>677654534
i agree with the other dude, sweden is the cuckest country but germany is not far behind indeed
>>677654459
>USA
>>677647823
Hey i'm gonna play a game and mirror with murifags fails ok ?
ww2 -> remember when you fags needed a french guy names La Fayette to win your independance ?
indochina -> Wanna talk about vietnam ?
vercingetorix -> 1/For a country with a 300y history, that's pretty easy to say 2/Does 1812's american failed invasion of Canada rings a bell ?
that other dude -> ??? Ok i'm still gonna mirror : Battle of Antietam.
muslim immigration -> Wanna talk about mexicans ?
Learn your own history, instead of spreading bs on other countries' history that you don't even know anything about.
>>677654534
Fuck u nigger
Also Hitler will rise again and then u r fucked fagit
>>677646317
Lol what a bunch of faggets, they can't do anything without guns lololol.
>>677654534
you still here, edgy teen? still not found a better word? let me suggest "pudenda" rich warm sound and inherently funny, (unlike you, you silly pundendum)
>>677654673
I did, he's in my hand right now.
Do you enjoy french food ? According to me, this is the best thing about France.I fucking enjoy our food.
Also, our landscapes are incredible. Did you travel to Bretagne ?
I love you french mates, falling for b8 when it comes to defend our country.
Bomb the airport fgt
>>677648183
Merci
>>677647823
Lol the only war USA won is the civil war
>Korea
>Vietnam
>Irak
>Afghanistan
The list goes on and on
c'est sur que c'est lourd ce délire de french surrender
>tu crois que Lafayette a participé a deux révolution pour des prune
>tu crois que le maquis c'est un plats japonais, fils de pute
>>677646317
Shout Allah Agabar at the American airport. They will shoot you. If it doesn't work, do the same thing in France, they shove a Baguette up your ads and you'll probably die, caused by inner bledings
>>677646317
Just explain there's too much terrorist attacks and you don't want to die.
>>677655028
Of course the food is great! although i moss the Indian cuisine that you get in the UK every now and then. but truffles, and Truffade and sanglier sausages are hard to beat. I will be in Bretagne in a couple of weeks time - I want to visit Carnac. I often get the ferry to Ireland from Roscokk or Cherbourg so I take in something one the drive up and down each time.
>>677655767
the jews
>>677655716
sorry, roscoff - not used to this keyboard layout yet!
>>677654937
LMAO Cuckerfritz, listen to Angie's breeding recommendation and be a good cuck :
http://louderwithcrowder.com/german-government-website-teaches-refugees-how-to-have-sex/
>>677655442
>>tu crois que le maquis c'est un plats japonais, fils de pute
huehuehue
>>677646317
op - go to france. go to Paris. go to the louvre and find this picture - it is near the mona lisa which is crap - sit in front of it for an hour with your mouth open, because it is five metres tall and fucking overwhelming. then thankk me, because the trip was worth it.
>>677655767
Hitler
>>677655767
We all know the answer dude..
>>677656049
Hitler will rise u jewish cunt
>>677656611
Shit looks like the minions before Kefka in FF6.
Good stuff
Looks like we got a bunch of surrender monkeys here. They give up on everything, including their country that they're surrendering to the filthy mudslimes. Why the fuck would anyone want to visit such a shit hole?
>>677656611
Can double-dubs lie?
>>677648386
In anycase, America was populated with prisoners, mentally deficient people and prostitues from Europe. So objectively your ancestors were simply the scum of Europe that was just thrown away like garbage.
>>677655716
Carnac isn't the best. Go north, landscapes are way nicer !
>>677656049
> cuckerfritz
>>677657496
>Irish
>>677657502
I have been to Mont st Michel, and then along that coast to Roscoff - beautiful place. any specific recommendations?
>>677656049
>http://louderwithcrowder.com/german-government-website-teaches-refugees-how-to-have-sex/
>>677657496
Thats why they called it the land of oppertunity's.. when 300 million people stack their shit up so high, then soon the whole world has to smell it.. and soon our saviors rise to clean us from these shitheads.
>>677657496
You're thinking of Australia. You're probably a dumb eurocuck though so I forgive you for your stupidity.
>>677657438
oh dear the troll is weak with this one. I take it you have never been to France, and seen its thousands of ancient monuments, art filled museums, incredible landscapes from the alps to the atlantic, the causses and the canyons, and never had the food, the drink, the music, the dancing, the sunshine, the lack of idiots with guns...
>>677646317
fucking whiner
either do what you're supposed to do, or figure it out yourself, faggot
Montjoie ! Saint-Denis ! Internautes français bouttont les fdp d'anglophones de ce thread, allez comme pour la Guerre de cent ans !!!!
>>677658483
>implying we didn´t do it with both
>>677646991
Underrated
>>677646317
Tear up your passport. Or "lose it"
>>677658483
ah, the ignorant and unoriginal again - check the history of the US and see - it was the first place the europeans sent their convicts, before Australia - you guys are just an even longer inbred set of criminals and idiots, hence the use of the term "cuck" and the need for guns.
>>677647517
Un Maître Gims pour leur faire mettre le pied à terre
>>677658221
Tregastel
Paimpol
Plouha
PenMarch'
St Malo
Not Carnac. Seriously, it's a toursit spot...
>>677646317
How dare they make you travel and broaden your mind?
>>677647823
kill yourself op. we don't want you in france if you're such a fag
>>677659738
ok, saved those, merci beaucoup. been to st malo - but will still do Carnac - I did archaeology at college many years ago, so it is on my list od must sees, despite the tourists...
>>677646317
kill yourself faggot
we don't want you to come
>>677651975
>rapefugees.
There is actually not a lot of rapefugees in France. They go to the UK or to Germany.
>>677655767
where is katy perry ?
>>677646317
be openly racist about the french. do it a few times around the school and in front of a couple of teachers and they'll ban you from the trip.
>>677651536
lol
>>677660315
cheese eating surrender monkeys is one of my favourites
>>677660446
long bread wankers.
You simply don't go, wow that was hard.
I never went on trips cuz I get sick on everything that moves for too long, i didnt tell em though i just said in advance that i wouldnt go and wouldnt pay the bill either so they better dont reserve for me
>>677646317
Waaaah! Waaaah! I don't want to take a vacation. WAAAAH! I'm so fucking spoiled! WAAAAH! KILL ME I HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER COUNTRY!
>>677647532
Because they eat too much snails.
>>677660446
yeah, quoting Bart simpson is so cool and really cutting.
or then again OP could just go and see something other than his mom's basement. maybe open his tiny mind, maybe fall in love with a French girl and not be such a douchebag (and realise douche is a french word...)
>>677660658
actually, they dont eat many. ok, i know, one is too much, but really, as stereotypes go it is not great. nor do you see frogs legs on the menu very often.
>>677660677
Jeanne, au secours !
>>677646317
kill yourself
>>677652451
ptin cette propagande pro gaulloise ça me dégoute, le siège d'alésia et le génie tactique de jules césar méritent le respect absolu
>>677660526
Rifle-dropping soap dodging turtleneck Clouf-Booters
>>677647291
Maybe will kill him...
>>677661027
Fyi it was Willy
>>677661660
et quelques petites chances pour le favori des dieux
>>677646317
If one of your classmates is called jack, you can stand up in the plane raise your hand and scream as loud as you can: Hi Jack!!
Watch them bitch back home like a baws
>>677661902
i sit corrected, thank you sir.
white flag
best flag
How about getting off the fucking internet and fucking mobile phone and grasping the opportunity by the fucking balls and make it the time of your life?
Since when did kids stop wanting to go to another country? Jesus fucking christ take your nappy off cunt YOUR CLASS GETS TO GO TO FUCKING FRANCE
why hispanics were ever considered White?
>>677651704
where are sandniggers etc. in this table?
>>677656049
White genocide is real. We should not laught at each others, Whites of every Country must unite. Our Countries are now ruled by traitors, kikes and other racial minorities. WE must fix it.
>>677647823
>ww2
won
>indochina war
won
>vercingetorix
true war lord
>that other dude
Typical american education
>>677647891
T O P K E K
O
P
K
E
K
Absolute madman.
>>677648832
only intelligent answer in this thread
>>677663905
>indochina war
>won
totaly not LMAO, riceniggers rekt france son
OP knows nothing about France. Go for the experience and learn things beyond the internet.
Alternate option, sperg out and live in fear fearful timid stupidity and ignorance.
One way to get out of the trip would be losing a limb. Apply tourniquet to leg for ten hours, then report to hospital. They'll save the leg but recuperation will take enough time to avoid school trip.
