How do I summon a demon /b/? Or curse something? Any wickens or wizards out there?
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>>677650552
>/x/
>>677650552
>shameless self bump
>>677650848
Oh yeah I forgot you aren't supposed to post anything on /b/ because it all has another board.
>>677651062
I'll just sit here and watch you guys have a succesful summoning thread on /b/ instead of /x/, then.
stand in front of mirror in dimly lit room and whiper "Come come demon" 10 666 times then u get demon
>>677650552
Wiccans don't fuck with demons be cause they're pussies. Look up Alister Crowley
>>677651182
>more people on /b/
>fewer crazies
>>677650552
I summoned a succubus, you need to meditate on your third eye and ask for one to visit you.
>>677650552
Unless Beelzebub wants something you have, then there's no point in trying to contact him.
>>677650552
suck 12 nigger cocks on a full moon and kill your neighbor's dog. Drink a piss from a raped bull and clap your hands three times. Then you take white sock from your victim and cum in it. After that, your enemy will beg you to stop sucking on them nigger cocks.
Say "Biggie Smalls" 3 times in a mirror.
Easy.... Draw a cirkel and poop in it...
Go on your knees and smash your face in the poop and say: Ohh turdcatcher ohh turdcatcher please catch my turd...
Next time you shit look between your legs in the toilet and the turdcatcher will appear
>>677651380
Aleister Crowley was a hack that nobody liked. He died alone, penniless, and sick. If he were a true magician, then he would be able to rid himself of his misfortunes but he was just some delirious cunt.
>>677650552
>wickens
Use proper spelling, then I might be able to help you.
>>677651421
That's the funniest thing I've read all week. All of you fuckers are idiots.
>>677651388
Oh, really.
>>677651804
Wicken reporting for DUTY
>>677651804
You can't do shit faggot. There is no such things as "demons". You're all just pussies who like to entertain the idea of imaginary things-- perhaps your childhood wasn't so great and thus you never surpassed said stage of life.
>>677650552
Ask this guy right here
>>677651804
Wiccan* I'm sorry senpai
>>677650552
>wickens
Kek. You cant summon a demon or curse people dipshit thats all superstitious nonsense. Enjoy getting advice from some 14 year old landwhale who swears that wicca is some ancient religion even though all historical evidence proves that its a late 19th century invention.
>>677651810
Your ignorance is showing.
>>677650552
Get back to /x/
>>677652061
>tfw you're a fellow reptillian
>>677652035
Nobody on /b/ had a good childhood. You included.
>>677652122
Says the lad who's meditated on his "third eye"
If this isn't bait, then kys. Go back to your succubus. Kek
Its all bullshit
>>677650552
>summon a demon
>Or curse something
Won't work anon. You don't even know what you want. Keep away from magick if you don't have a precise goal and hard work ethic.
>>677652421
My hot aunt would let me fondle her from when I was 9-15 so my childhood was fucking fantastic.
>>677652035
Come on man, just go with it.
>>677650552
I'm a level 30 wizard. Ask me anything
>>677650552
Smoke crack and play with ouiga board. It'll happen.
>>677652191
kys
>>677652629
Alright alright, so this is what you have to do OP. This is the REAL way and the only real way to summon the dark lords demons. Go to a crossroads at midnight in a deserted place, away from people (keep in mind that it must be during a full moon), once you're there draw a pentagram and on each point of the star place a black candle and after this is completed chant "Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse". After changing this s few times the dark overlord will appear. Have fun
>>677652773
never fuck with oujia board, seriously op dont.
>>677652588
>things that never happened
>>677653027
>mfw you think I'll gain some kind of satisfaction from lying on an anonymous image board.
It's a true story lad
T R U E
R
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>>677652990
Yeah don't op it's really really SPOOKY
>>677652971
I'm not OP, I just like seeing how people would go about summoning demons and what not.
>>677652971
/thread
>>677652093
oh how dare you. i'm 38, and I legitimately believe in 'good' - and 'evil'. I think there's demons. I believe they can be summoned. I believe in a 'God', and a 'Devil' - although not the religious ones you creepy christians promote.
regardless, how dare you.
>>677653258
Can't be as spooky as this
>>677653258
I used one once with a buddy, it was kind of disappointing. Is there a specific way to do it or something?
>>677650552
Get married..
>>677653432
>believe
But is your belief a justified true belief, which would constitute as knowledge?
>>677653556
kek
>>677653556
10/10
>>677653556
Now this man sounds like he lost all his hopes. And also like he's married.
>>677653435
666spooku666.2me
There is a belief in local folklore of my country you can summon a devil if you lay in a coffin and spin a needle on a mirror.
>>677653473
Go somewhere haunted probably. That strange ambience in your mom's basement is just BO
>>677653556
Cheer up dad
>>677653258
Faggot. Demons, ghosts, spirits etc are bs. Thought you would be smarter than that, considering you're visiting /b/. Ouija board is a scam, it's triggered by the people who are using it. It's called the 'ideomotor effect'.
>>677653815
>spin a needle on a mirror
Good luck with that
>>677650552
/x/ nigger gtfo
>>677653556
/thread
>>677653840
Haha, how would I know somewhere is "haunted"?
>>677653999
Folklore crap. What did you expect?
>>677653946
http://youtu.be/2h47R69zP_Q
>>677654144
if it runs, it's hunted. believe me. i've seen things.
>>677653946
See how the word "spooky" is emphasized, aka, sarcastically written out.
Fall harder anon, fall harder
>>677651502
>a piss
>>677653258
nah seriously guy shit will fuck up your life if you disrespect it.
>>677654286
Can't tell if misspelled or intended for keks
>>677651502
>>677654346
How much is a piss?
>>677654227
'' Hi, I'm Anon. I believe everything that is written on the internet, especially when it comes from a youtube account called ''Strange Mysterious'' - this guy definitely does not do it for a living thus is 100% trusteable''. You're a fag.
>>677654430
ITT: Get spooked
>>677654577
>that watermark
You must be lynched
>>677654545
seven dollars
>>677654729
How much is seven dollars?
