Faces of /b/ thread
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Faces of /b/ thread
Nice hat bro
Hi
I am slightly autistic.
>>678595414
timestamp?
>>678595414
We know, you're asian
>>678595481
Oh shit, my bad about last thread. Thought you were a guy.
Sup.
>>678595635
sometimes, fam
>>678595664
I'm not wondering what race you are, I'm wondering if you're human or not.
Bored af
I dont want to show my face tho
I cant have that shit leak
>>678595414
Have any pets that you haven't eaten yet?
>>678595912
Why do you look so sad bro?
>>678595998
Chronic depression
>>678595998
Because no girl will ever want him...
e d g e
What's ups guys. Virginia reporting in.
>>678595217
All aboard
>>678596098
Uglyfag detected
>>678596216
Him? >>678595912
It's not nice to call him names. He has chronic depression.
Kill me
Just came from /soc/ whats new?
>>678596355
No I was replying to the other guy
Rate me
>>678596568
Would hang out with /10
Hi guys
>>678596568
5/10
>>678596568
Would hang out with /10
>>678596568
You look like a default character tbh
>>678596091
Ahh well shit bro. Feel for ya man
>>678596681
Hey sexy
1/4 beaner checking in again
>>678596870
1/4th beaner but 100% ugly.
Fuck it, got nothing better to do. Here's a fresh pic, does everyone just use their nice fancy instagram photos or does anybody actually show what they really look like?
Rate this gook?
>>678595481
5/10 would pity fuck and never call again
Where is op from? And name? I think I know you
>>678596870
age?
>>678597021
Sup Matt
Rate my face /b/
>>678595414
Joey?
>>678597125
Not Matt, but close
>>678597039
i guess i'll take it
>>678595664
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR ARMS DUDE?
Rate sister
>>678595664
It looks like you photo shopped the face of a black 10 yo girl onto a white 17 yo white guys body
>>678596568
You seem like a pretty cool guy
>>678597021
Most attractive guy in the thread so far
>>678597512
Saved
>>678597700
Good joke anon
Fuck my life
>>678597800
Have you seen the rest of the guys posted so far? (no offense to them)
>>678597759
If uninflated your cheeks you might be a decent slampiggy
>>678595015
You've got some serious cleavage for a boy.
>>678597759
Would let you suck my dick then move out of state
>>678597878
You remind me of this cartoon character. Can't remember the name though.
>>678597939
None taken. I normally get 4/10 in rate threads on/soc/
>>678597700
Wow thanks, much appreciated.
>>678598031
Fucking lost it.
>>678597939
That cuts deep
>>678597800
>>678597700
>>678597759
piggy nose
>>678597878
You look like and a depressed baby But in a bad way
>>678598212
Someone caught me off gaurd in this one xD
>>678598212
He's very depressed after shooting a bunch of people in OR.
>>678598432
How much did she charge you?
hey x
>>678598432
How much did you pay this asian hooker? $40?
>>678598552
>>678598591
Haha, it was that obvious.
>>678598667
YESSSS
>>678597878
you have kind of an edward norton thing going on
Glad I turned out half decent looking. Hate my teeth, but what can you do?
>>678598843
Probobly has insomnia and started a fite club too
>>678598843
Hmm I see it.
>>678598432
This isn't your damn facebook wall
>>678598943
Why did you take out your face but leave your dads?
>>678598943
Usually people go on this thread to get people's opinions or suggestions. You started off with you opinion of yourself, what exactly are you try to accomplish?
>>678598667
>shitty motel bed spread
>generic hotel curtains
>asian/thai looking woman with no jewlery on
>neither of you look happy
Id say yes it is.
I wouldn't mind banging a prostitute right now, but I don't want herpes.
What's everyone getting into?
>>678597800
Not that I'm salty but where's you picture?
>>678599571
Shit, youtube and thinking about Netflixing a horror movie, you?
>>678599603
>Fucked up nose
>big forehead that hang over your eyes a bit neaderthal like
>receeding hairline
>>678595664
Hello ayy lmao.
>>678597878
Eggy?!?!?!?!
All these normies dont know who you are
Post timestamp
>>678599571
About to go to bed. Felt like having complete strangers judge my appearence during tonight's last scroll through /b/
>>678595015
salutations, fellow faggots
>>678599831
>still doesn't respond with picture
r8
>>678600103
2/10 and I'm dead serious.
>>678599991
jesus fucking christ, on fire in the fucking shower and doesn't think of turning the water on...
probably because the water was shut off last month
>>678599571
waiting for bae to text back
>>678600052
>>678596870
Do your worst faggot. Bring it. Lay it down
>>678600281
Kill yourself.
>>678600103
3/10 at best, wtf happened to your face man
>>678600103
You look like you might be fun hang with
>>678600358
i'm about to
>>678595015
>>678600451
Periscope it?
>>678599724
Pandora, bed, sleep
>>678599943
Yeah same here. Nothing so far.
>>678600463
>listen to nickleback
>smokes
>dirt bikes with friends
>>678600463
WATCH OUT ANON THERE IS A BIKE SNEAKING UP ON YOU
Couldn't find a pen so I used gf phone lol
>>678600589
What time is it there?
>>678600463
>lives with hippy mom
>smoked weed that one time but got too paranoid
>>678600785
u mean ur mums phone KEK
>>678600808
2:30am
>>678599500
Pussy faggot
>>678600896
Oh no wonder, still pretty early here. 11:24pm
>>678600785
>dependent on fat feminist gf for your happiness
>programmer?
>>678600633
you arent far off except for the nickleback
>>678600914
Because I don't want herpes? Okay.
>>678600295
You're just a jealous moot-looking mother fucker that didn't get picked as the "best of the not so great looking people". Stay mad bud.
>>678600996
Yeah. I'm gonna fuck up my sleep schedule for work. I'm normally on bed at 8 cause I gotta get up at 4.
>>678601092
>>678600858
What these ones?
Also
>peronification of the band weezer
>>678600589
I've got 2:25 am
>>678601194
Absolutly correct anon
Is this feminine enough for a trap?
>>678601270
>>678600808
Meant for
>>678601258
>jew nose bug time
>wears alot of makeup to compensate
>mom always bothers you about find in a nice boy
>went to college but it didnt go well
>drinks on the weekends
>>678601349
Looks like a girl to me
>>678601349
not this faggot again.
>if its even him, no. you're not passing. not even close.
>>678601258
tits with timestamp or you're fucking useless.
>>678601194
>YER JUST MAD CUZ
>MAD REASONS MAD MAD MAD IM SO MAD
>STAY MUD BUD LOL
>>678600785
wow thats disgusting.
>>678601215
live alone, used to smoke, dirt bike on the weekends. definately no nickleback. not sure what you mean by
>peronification of the band weezer
>>678600463
>LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
>EVERY TIME I DO ITS THIS FAGGOT
>>678602000
If the band Weezer was a person he would look exactly like you.
>>678601929
Acting like a retarded is not trolling. Different anon.
>>678600103
You look like someone pulled your face downwards in photoshop and never bothered to correct it.
>a mistake
nice selfies you faggots
cancer and saged
>>678602265
Post your face faggot
>inb4 neckbeart fat fuck
>>678602221
Also a different anon.
>thats how fucking retarded you sound right now
Multiple people responding to your bullshit.
>>678602362
such salt.
ITT over-seasoning.
r8 be gentle
>>678601769
Okay ;-;
>>678602561
Your haircut makes you look like frankensteins monster
>>678602561
That's not you but it looks like that guy is a gym rat because of his micropenis.
>>678602730
Frankenstein*, the monster was the doctor
>>678602561
Where did the spamming of this picture originate from?
I feel sorry for the guy
>>678596870
Really fuckin cute!
>>678602163
not sure if thats an insult or not, but holy shit your right
>>678602921
in a thread just like this one.
>i was there
>it was hilarious
m-muh dignity
>>678600295
Sure hairline is lacking but he's got full overhead light that cuts a heavy shadow. Even with your perfect lighting and pouty bitch-boy facial expressions and you still look like fucking shit.
>>678602561
10/10, would run through needle
>>678602561
if you walk into a wall , what hits first your nose or your dick?
>nose
>>678602752
shut up faggot, my dick is 6" hard and thats about average!
>>678603115
I guess it depends on whether or not you like weezer.
>>678603032
Thanks anon
>>678603310
you match your low income surroundings/10
>>678603276
You got nice cheekbones
>>678603375
lol
>>678603145
All the bithes love pouty bitch boy facial expressions lol
>>678603310
out here tryin to get a muthafuckin SCHOLASHIP/10
>>678598432
Image search.
Hey fags, what's up?
>>678604279
hows truck drivin treatin ya?
>>678604279
Is that your mom in the drivers seat also
>just buy a fucking motorcycle and get on with it
Do you play guitar because you look like you could play a mean blues lick
>>678604279
>fat edgy ginger fuck
How many cans of snuff a week /79
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
>>678604279
This is your favorite picture of yourself because its also the picture of you with the most of your face covered up
>>678604574
Fuck off chink faggot
Bonjour queefs
>>678601258
Looks like your nose was broken & you have bad sleep habits but you're still cute.
>>678604827
Thats the only action youve gotton in months
>>678604893
**My life
>>678604788
i used to beat up kids like you/10
>>678604827
10/10 would peacefully graze with
>>678595015
..............……………………………......dank cleavage, bro.......
>>678604827
>mirrored oakleys
yeah that about sums it up right there..
>>678605005
Now you're a washed up jock that has a degree with no actual achievements in life except claim oldfag
rate me faggots
>>678605111
good lord, a mexican whale in its natural habitat/10
Sup mutha lickas
>>678605111
Ooh look at me im a nerdy girl because its the only way i can get a fat nerdy boy to like me
>>678605164
>touched a nerve
didnt take much, did it? shame. explains a lot though.
>>678605140
Oh shit I just noticed that. Eww
>>678605239
terrorist/10
>>678605239
Cool guy would smoke with/10
>>678605341
>implying you I took offense to your "insult"
Get over yourself, don't claim to win an internet argument
>>678605579
*implying that I
Posting through mobile
>>678605579
>not mad
>still talking
sure thing, kiddo.
How bad did my face come out?
>>678595015
>>678605708
oh god, i didnt even think it could get worse.
>>678605738
>has to be mad to have a conversation
>making everything about themselves
Don't be self centered cuck, try again
>>678605810
I can hear your heavy breathing and keyboard smashing, go ahead and judge me for using clover
>>678605762
There she is. How's it going beautiful?
>>678605954
oh my god, you're just proving his point. stop yourself from this shitposting, you butthurt queer.
>>678605762
>major unibrow if you didnt take care of it
>underbite
>your eyes might be pretty if we could see them in this photo
>i usually like girls with short hair but i dont think it really goes with you
>you kindof look like a guy
>decent lips tho
>>678605958
Wrong gender but any good comment is appreciated.
>>678606151
Kill yourself.
>>678597759
You fucking scum bags are rude and mean, people like you should fucking kill yourselves. Your mom should have swallowed you. This bitch is beautiful, as for guy; your personality is fucking disgusting. Do the world a favor and off yourself, video tape it though so I can laugh as the light leaves your eyes.
>>678605762
It's not horrendous.
>>678606123
These guys..
>>678605774
>big middleeastern nose
>is that a black eye?
>thinks hes hard cuz he has tats
>bad angle but you might have an attractive face
>>678606215
Holy shit... I feel gay now. I don't take back calling you beautiful though.
>>678605774
>>678606151
Two in a row to think of me as a grill? Also no underbite here.
>>678606216
You didnt post here for happy lies you wanted truth and i gave it to you
>>678606649
Wrong anon guy.
>>678606419
- haha wrong
- wrong
- interesting opinion
- and thanks haha
>>678605762
so what school are you shooting up?
>>678606304
jesus kid, you cant even stop yourself can you?
>this is why
>this is exactly why you get beat up
>watch this faggot respond 'lol i dont even get beat up fag stop projecting' 'stop pretending you won an argument youre not even participating in'
>watch him keep shitposting defending his own faggotry
>lets see what happens next
>>678606880
Correction: yeah, I got a fuck of a beak on me but wrong ethnicity haha
>>678606880
>fag
>fag
>fag
>still faggot
>>678606823
>implying you're not posting from both your pc and phone
>>678606518
Dude get a buzz cut and take out thise earrings or you be yourself im just some faggot on the internet
>>678606222
>>678606940
>shitposting
>claims you could beat my ass
>being tough on the internet
I'm enjoying this, continue
>>678605368
I ain't no terrorist! Just mexican. >>678605457
Thanks m80 glaze it 420
>>678597878
Pic related
>>678607081
Haha Isn't everyone some form of fag around this place?
>>678607058
You kinda look like nick kroll
What ethnicity than 1/2 thai 1/2 italian?
Hey!
>>678607270
>no one even threatened your safety, you fucking retard.
>being this butthurt
>>678607443
>>678607270
yes.
>>678607534
tits chola
>>678607534
Kindof a pudgy face but decently attarctive
>>678606823
Kik?
>>678607490
I've gotten David Blaine before but never Nick Kroll. . . slightly better though, in my opinion. And no, Austrian and Native Canadian. Yup, Canada Fag here.
>>678607596
>claims I'm butthurt
>"hurhur durr u guyss r meaniess!!11!1"
Beautiful replies guys, lets keep this going
Right this second.
My girl and I
>>678607088
Yo guy, I can see how that can happen but I'm way too lazy to pull that shit.
>>678607877
>my girl and I
ITT shit that never happened
>>678606251
Just a regular chill couple
>both of you are decently attractive
>girl has nice style and the dude looks comfy
>>678607930
I been on /b/ a long time and it's rare to not see a neckbeard I know but it's me.
>>678607817
Don't have one at the moment, sorry.
>>678607899
Now that's a better shot. Your male features are more noticeable here.
>>678607864
>hurr durr u guyz r dum
>not even mad bruh
>NOT EVEN MAD BRUH
>ENDLESS POSTS CLAIMING IT
>GOTTA BE TRUE
>NOT EVEN MAD
>NU UH YOU
>OOOOH TOUGH GUIZ
thats how ridiculous you sound right now.
>>678607877
What's her bra size?
>>678597033
9/10
>>678608051
jesus christ you guys get defensive real fuckin quick.
on that note: you both look like spics and you should post her tits for validation.
>>678607877
Dude is more attractive than the girl
>are thise fake tits?
>>678608283
34 b i think. Dont remember but they aint small or huge. Ive had 36c and thems was biggies.
>>678608242
Top kek my friend
I'm enjoying that you keep coming back for more
>>678608462
It's all good. You two look happy. Good on you mate.
>>678608368
Would if I had a pic she's a super prude about that shit. Makes me erase all the shit I get.
>>678608411
Kek thx and nah they 100% really titty
>>678607899
TITS OR GTFO
>>678608526
same here. im glad we can agree on something you butthurt pussy.
>hypocritical faggot thinks hes superior for shitposting this hard
>tries to pass it off as trolling when it starts going sour for him
nice try. i remember my first thread.
>>678608850
You asked for it
>>678609138
Make a kik you dickbutt
>>678608763
>makes you erase
>whipped this hard
>>678609138
5/10 nipple
7/10 internet culture
Probly underaged
>>678595015
>>678595481
Tits or gtfo
>>678609013
You're really good on this "trolling" thing, shit I wish I was stuck to the internet 24/7 with no life like you
>>678609405
OP is already showing a little cleavage. Be happy for the little things, jackass.
>>678595958
>>678596960
>>678597512
>>678601349
>>678605111
>>678607534
I'd let you suck my dick
>>678609576
>I'd let you suck my dick
>>678605111
>>678605111
>>678605111
>>678595903
Pussy
>>678609229
Downloading it now, i'll tell you when I make an account.
>>678609298
First tattoo, wanted something simple but effective. (20 currently)
>>678609233
Checked
Yeah look at me. No woman has or will ever be able to put me in check. I KNOW I am better than woman and it's something you need to learn kid
>>678609953
Hey they don't have to be tens all the time.
>>678609555
desperation is a stinky cologne, newfriend.
>>678610075
>tfw you re 86 in a nursing home getting a sponge bath and the nurse sees your old meme tattoo
>>678609576
>implying they want to suck your dick
>implying anyone wants to suck your dick
>>678599140
Holy fucking rekt
>>678610289
Yep, that's the exact niche I was looking for.
>>678610277
So how do I become internet cool?
>>678610121
just shut the fuck up and post her tits.
if youre not going to, then why post a picture of the both of you together? to prove yourself to 4chan?
what a useless exchange we just had.
>>678610206
>nice hair
>wierd nose
>nice lips
>shave the scruff
>>678605762
Pretty sure I know you
>>678610492
man up, shut up, and lurk more. faggot.
>>678610206
only faggots get their ears pierced/10
>>678610355
Married, so there's at least one girl that'll do it even if she don't wanna
>>678610376
>quiet timid guy
>likes to read books
>wierd hair
shave the beard thing
>>678610507
got one of them Italian beaks
>>678610720
>i rape my wifes mouth sometimes guiz
>i actually have a wife
ITT shit that never happened
>>678610570
Post your state & I'll confirm if i'm there too.
>>678610630
Thank internet pal
>>678610708
got em pierced when I was into G-unit...which apparently carried on into my early 20's, I see where you're coming from though, if I saw that picture of me with out being me I'd assume pillow biter
>>678610630
i wanna get in on this argument too fuck both of you
>>678610720
>Married
Stopped right there.
>>678611037
why bother? he lost. its done.
>>678610997
Haha g-unit?
>I stay gd up
>if you dont know who i be you betta ask sombody
>>678610997
G-unit?
you've got to be shitting me.
>>678610814
Let the jealousy flow faggot
>>678611037
Mfw
>>678611258
>losing an internet argument
WoAah gUyS I lOst
>>678611258
>>678599682
you look like my ex dude....
>>678611304
jealous of a non-existent landwhale willing to suck a neckbeards dick?
>>678611274
I was like 7 or 8, Lloyd Banks was the father I never had and probably didn't want
>>678611486
Lol ive been there *cringing*
>>678602561
gel your hair up or something...
>>678610075
Threads on the verge of 404 want mine?
>>678611418
my god, he actually responded to me using my own goddamn OC.
this just gets better and better.
>>678611611
Sure
>>678611611
Yes
>>678611673
>proud of OC on a "meme"
Woah brush those cheeto crumbs off buddy, you can take it back
>>678611688
Gtfo faggot & don't be me.
>>678611300
I don't joke about G-Unit cuh
>>678611688
>>678611724
"cthulhulol"
At least I hope that's it.
let it die. you faggots are the cancer that killed this place.
>>678611822
then thats disgusting and you should feel bad.
>>678611833
Mine is "tape.dick"
In case your's is wrong
>>678611789
WHOA, hitting us with FRESH material too!
>cheeto crumbs
>neckbeard
>basement internet dweller
never heard THOSE before. how original!
>>678611902
Only thing I feel bad about is selling my G-Unit Reeboks, and your hairline
>>678612020
>implying I'm trying to be original
yikes my friend, just keep it coming
>>678611815
Wat?
>>678612094
got it. you're fucking with me. thats not really you.
no way anyone is this retarded.
>>678612142
learn how to use this place before you actually use it, sport.
>>678612228
>implying everyone has to be original
>only a fool would take anything here to be real
Okay pal, go ahead and tell me that again
>>678612228
Nah the picture is actually me, but I am fucking with you. Or maybe I'm not and I'm just saying that to protect my pride. You'll never know
>>678612228
I'm not a judge but this guy won
