A zombie apocalypse began, the object to your left is your only weapon, HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?
Pretty fucked
I have an SKS to the left of me under my bed. And about 700 rounds of 7.62x39 in my closet. I'm good.
>>681970861
Vape. I'm ok.
>>681970861
Starcraft II Collector's Edition James Raynor Dogtag USB drive
>it's cool but I'm fucked
In a zombie apocalypse you're fucked anyway
>>681970861
soviet issue field shovel.
>not bad
>>681970861
An electrical panel. I'm fucked.
Toilet paper. I'm shit out of luck
>>681971282
>>681971061
Fucking /k/ with their slavshit.
mechanical pencil
If well done, I can stab eyes of zombies fast enough then hide somewhere
Well...
>>681970861
My dad
Not bad
>>681971360
Same fam
>>681970861
A door
>>681971502
>>>681970861 (OP) (You)
>My dad
>Not bad
Well i have my dad too but he's 94 yo
A fan
A pillow
Mom's Spaghetti
Anti zombie serum, I guess I'll be ok
a china cabnet. im not sure how fucked i am.
I have an AR to the left of me. Also a bulletproof vest with 180 rounds of ammo on it. As well as a Springfield XDM .40 cal on my right hip. I'm more than good.
>>681970861
S
Well I could give then paper cuts I suppose
>>681970861
A laptop
I could rant on tumblr about how zombies are opressing me or some shit. That'll get em
>>681970861
pillow
very
My bath tub will protect me. I walk down the bloodied streets, littered with body parts of those who failed to prepare. Wielding my bath tub, I effortlessly stave off the advancing undead forces. The sheer heft of my tub makes smashing in the skulls of the undead near effortless.
The undead surround me, closing in step by step. I begin to spin, wielding my tub like a claymore. The zombies drop, one by one, as the momentum of my might tub carries on through the undead horde. Alas, it is not enough! There are too many of them! I take a grenade I found, detach the pin, and throw the explosive straight up. Quicklyn i flip the tub over atop myself, taking shelter underneath. The mighty tub shakes gently as the grenade detonates. I emerge from my shelter, only to find the smoldering remains of the undead around me.
I sheath my bath tub on my back, and walk off towards the setting sun.
>very fucked
>>681971801
>.40 Short&Weak
Fucking pleb
Well....at least I can play some music before the zombies tear my arms off
A long board, weapon and transportation.
>>681970861
i'll beat the shit out of these zombies with that while streaming it live.
Don't even know if this shit is a good weapon or not
I have some chips and a bag of weed. At least I'll be happy for the few hours that I'm alive
ashtray
mah trusty cane
this gonna be a breeze
is there cel reception in the apocalypse?
>>681972677
looks like it would make a nice heavy bat, or one of those sticks that asian people use in martial arts movies if its big enough
My left hand
>not bad
>>681970861
I have my screwdriver. Not much good against the hordes of the undead.
100% fucked
A spoon. Maybe I can tell them there is no spoon, and escape while they try to understand the Matrix.
ohh what a coincedence,
there is juuust my old nokia 3310
so i guess i am fine right lol
undestroyable xDDd so phuny
Oh
Well, i'm fucked.
>>681973464
Yeah Its a little bigger than my arm. I can use it as a bat
Dont know what to do
Bowl with spoon. Definitively fucked for sure.
>>681971061
second
Attack dog. I'll take it
>>681970861
My cat. I could make this work.
An electrical outlet.
>>681974186
>Dog bites zombie
>Dog is infect
>Dog is zombie
>>681974388
Kek
>>681974388
>cut dogs muzzle off
>zombie dog pet
>>681970861
A graphing calculator.
Maybe the Pythagorean Theorem will save me!
>>681974476
>anon get scratched by zombie dog
>anon is infect
>anon is zombie
>>681970861
Im pretty fucked...i have an empty burgerking wrapper next to me.
>>681973552
are you fucking serious? hahaha
>>681974055
use the bowl as a shield and the spoon as the weapon,the spoon warrior
>>681974579
>zombie dog & zombie human live happily ever after
>>681974388
this a movie?
more info
Blue Yeti microphone, ok I guess.
>>681974609
Newfag incoming
>>681971061
>under the bed
And I have a tank to the left of me at the military base near my house.
You're fucked.
>>681974690
It's called I am legend
>>681970861
muh usb headphones, can't even use them on my phone so shit
>>681970861
ATR-2500
not bad
My moms laptop. We're on the couch watching world war z
I'm in a car so a door that's on the hinges I'm fucked
>>681970861
Toilet paper..... Worth it, I do like mud butt
>>681974643
>zombie dog & zombie anon liing happily eve after
>evil humans come
>shoot zombie dog
>laugh at zombie anon
>>681974777
thanks my friend
also, trips überprüft
Is it any object to my left? Or is it nearest one?
Just trying to figure out if I'm totally fucked or fucked.
>>681974055
Same. Bowl of milk no cereal.
>>681974777
I m legend is more of rabid vamps unless they're ginger zombies
Well i got an empty paper bag that was filled with candy.... atleast my end was sweet.
>>681970861
Got a phone, could call the police... Then again I could just play angry birds..
I think I'm gonna play angry birds.
Das good
>>681971360
Well at least you can wipe your ass
>>681975068
>put paper bag on string
>zombies afraid of ghost
>safe
A coffee mug and a yeti koozie. Let's do this
Sitting at work (hunting/fishing store). To my left, a Ruger AR-556. I'm actually a bit excited
>>681974952
Adding to this, here is list of objects starting with closest one.
Half-eaten pizza
Glass of water
Napkins
Pens
Some antibiotics and painkillers
Huge motherfucking roll of blue carpet
Beer bottle. p good
FUCKING PILLOW FIGHT
I BET NONE OF YOU GOT A FUCKING CUSHION 1/3 THE SIZE OF A FUCKING COUCH
COME AT ME FAGGOTS
Hey, look what i've got here
>>681970861
I'm fucked
>>681971360
Are you writing this from the shitter?
>>681975298
Im on a couch. Got pillows for days
>>681975401
>Anon riding bike through city
>zombie femur in front wheel
>anon zombie
Just under 1/4 liter of water in a plastic liter bottle, so quite fucked
>>681975512
Same. The big cushions are to my immediate left, though.
>>681970861
dead af. I have a sock.
A fucking dictionary. I would grammar nazi all zombies to death.
A pillow. Depending on their level of decomposition, somewhat viable. Anyone who's been in a sugar-fueled pillow fight as a kid knows this.
>wall
>Im Donald Trump
>zombies are mexicans
>>681974579
>cut dog's legs off
>have wormdoggo zombie pet
>>681976049
Friend's little bro got KO'd once when we were kids by another one of our friends. He was using the hold-by-the-case-and-twist-it-up method.
>>681975483
Judging by the objects most people here are
>>681971488
Hey! A towel isn't bad at al!
>>681975551
>anon becomes zombie with the best item drop for next survivors passing by
Soup spoon
>>681970861
Bought a katana with a live blade ten years ago, some shotguns in the cabinet with a hunting rifle and 12 years experience in the Army.
I'm OK.
>>681976374
kekd
>>681970861
Honda b-king . . . . Well as long as I have gas I'm straight.
>>681971488
Guess I won't have to return this rental, down to pick up anons who have a weapon / useful resource
>>681970861
I have no left hand, I'm the fuckedest
>>681977372
>implying you wont get killed for the car
It's just a folder full of paperwork. IM COMPLETELY FUCK
>>681977584
>apply knife to stump
win
>>681970861
my ruger and 300 something rounds, 2/3 hollow point, 1/3 piercing. eh, I'm doing alright.
>>681970861
I have a coupon book to my left while sitting on my couch.
>>681970861
Toilet paper
>>681971360
me to :(
old ass .22 rifle
no ammo
naked girlfriend
yeah, we're fucked
>>681976212
Because walls worked so great in World War Z
It's a shelf containing a multitude of items such as
>stapler
>backpack
>crackers
>knife
>rope
>clothing
A pillow. Well at least I'm comfortable.
>>681970861
A wall.
Keep the zombies out Trump Style.
Doing alright i guess
>>681974186
Put dick in.
I've got 2 hard drives. idk if it's good or not, they're pretty heavy I guess.
>>681970861
Bleach
A penny.
I have a trumpet. I can throw the mouthpiece pretty damn hard.
