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>>682997348
whats going on here
>>682997793
was there someone in there?
>>682997805
The result of being forced to "share the road"
>>682998650
not a bike cunt but I'd have killed that white car faggot sitting his faggot ass in the middle of the fucking intersection :-)
>>682999276
>that look of utter defeat afterwards
>>682999355
Look guyz, we got a real badass in this thread!
>>682999653
imagination fails you :-)
Why is that little degenerate driven off in a Landrover?
>>682999458
>women
Sick beatz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlY9C6pzxKc
>>682999458
How is she surprised that a Lighter in her Gas Tank causes fire?
>>683000254
Okay, that needs more explanation than none at all.
>>682997543
How to apex too early.
>>683000647
100% chance that the cyclist still blamed the driver of the car. Fucking cyclists man.
>>683000647
road cyclists under all circumstances-
forever relying on the benevolence of a world that they already know is not benevolent
>>683000594
I think the woman is dying of breast cancer.
>>683001004
lol wtf was that blonde chick doing
>>683000647
>I'm catching up on those faggots pretty fast
>Fucking losers, gonna blow right past them
>Here I come fuckheads
Dumbass deserved it.
>>683000594
>cancer
literally cancer
>>682999458
I've seen a ton of these and they always fucking take it out like an idiot.
>>682999928
I see a lot of videos with that short little fuck. Anyone ever put him in his place?
>>682999928
why'd he steal the midget's broom and why is the midget so mad about it lol
>>682999653
i fucking hate seeing black guys fight they always hold their fucking shorts wear a fucking belt
>>683001167
So much going on this webm.
Anyone know the story?
>>683001150
fucking niggers. what do you think happens when you resist arrest?
>>682998266
didn't you see the arm sticking out the window?
>>682997805
Basically an athlete is enjoying is healthy past-time on a road intended for use by all, as several capitalist pigs with gas guzzling autos have road rage and try to intimidate him and run him off the road by driving aggressively close
>>682997348
kek'ed
Mulholland? Funny that I recognized it from all of the motorcycle crash videos.
>>683001372
HEY YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT LITTLE MAN
>>683001150
probably didn't do nuffin
he was smart for not being a bitch ass white knight and leaving immediately to let her deal with the consequences of her own stupidity
>>682998266
do you not see them desperately reaching out at end?
>>682998286
>on freeway
>signals to turn
>doesn't look where he's going or if lane is open
>wonders why he's so butthurt now.
Enjoy your human condition.
>>682998144
That reblacktion
>>682998286
When tumblr meets real life
>>683001187
she went for that woman instinctive fighting where you reach for weaves
>>682997793
Why did this demolish the car? Water is just a liquid, it's not like concrete or anything.
>>683001483
fucking brutal
>>683001696
Typical cyclist
>causes accident
>WHY WONT YOU SHARE THE ROAD!!!!!!
>>682998838
Don't know about you, but I see a whole lot of sweet justice being delivered to this eagerly waiting soul.
>>683001150
BRO HE JUST DRAGGED HER ASS OUT THAT SEAT HAAA
>>683001587
By his place, of course I mean a crib.
>>683000832
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Nope.
>>683000647
There's a turn there brah. He was either staring at the car (first mistake) and froze up (second mistake) or he would have gone off the cliff if that friendly car didn't stop him.
>>683001346
watching this at the drop at 3:30 of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgTKVnbDxv0
10/10
>>682999276
>physics, there's no escape
>>682999458
My car also runs on high octane fire
>>682999458
What is she even trying to do with the lighter?
>>683001070
>>683001309
Holy shit, is that actually what happens when you leave cancer untreated?
Fucking hell.
>>683002065
No way that wasn't set up in advance
>>682998650
Both of these drivers are idiots. The biker for taking off so quickly, and driving through a busy intersection, whether it was a green light or not. And the white car driver for not being aware of his surroundings while stuck in the middle of an intersection.
>>683001839
Get a big bucket of water and pour it on yourself. You can feel the weight hit you, its not much but its there.
Now get a bucket 2000 times bigger than that.
>>683001780
fucking conscientious nigger with the drink save.
>>683001527
oh m fucking god that was RAD AS FUCK
>>683001839
it's still mass, aka heavy.
>>682999458
how can people be so fuckin stupid... that amazes me.
>>683000832
no, tonight we dine on camera man
>>683002285
that wasnt a save it was planned those assholes knew what they were doing lol
>>683001483
Was that a fat white bitch he knocked out just to keep the combo going?
>>683000594
nerve gas
>>683002295
Someone should post the video of that old guy doing this shit while fighting a professional fighter. Didn't go as the old guy planned it.
>>682999928
mfw Wang Wang's real
>>683000594
untreated breast cancer....not even once!
>>683001004
you see her? she's the one always yelling at kids in the park or asking to see the manager.
>>683001919
This makes me sad.
>>683002190
Much like loli/shota threads, if you don't treat it with meds, chemo and Spiderman, it spreads.
>>683002456
even so. Good call saving the drink. Dude probably needed it after getting whiplashed.
is it still non-porn if I can fap to it?
>>683001327
beautiful, more?
>>683000606
>Device works by gyro
>WTF is a gyro?
>>683001696
That wasn't a lane dude, the truck was off the highway, watch the paint.
There wasn't suppose to be anyone on his right because thare was an obligatory turn for the right lane.
that doesn't mean cyclists aren't fags tho
>>683001696
The cyclist didn't change lanes. The truck was in the exit lane and drove up the median between the exit and FWY.
>>683000647
That car did him a favor, not allowing him to ass blast through that piny forest into eternal damnation.
The laugh was on the cat. It was put down to check it for rabbis.
Apparently the woman had taken the cat in before it spazed out when she was trying to protect the dog from it.
>>683001919
Sandwich wasn't made. Don't worry he will leave her alone as soon as she is pregnant.
>>683002502
not a fan
>>683002791
It's like a wrap
>>682998286
Why the fuck are they on the highway??
>>683000647
Think of it this way it was either the car stopping him or a tree branch going through him. Id take the car everytime.
>>683001150
Maybe she'll do her homework on time in the future.
>>683002065
t-rex boxing FTW
>>683001167
I love the dude clapping. Would share a beer with.
>>683002332
Not posting the rest?
>>682998144
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
>>683002332
Centipedes are fucking terrifying.
>>683001327
>pinch the booty
>>682999928
LOL he looks like the fucking batman penguin xDDD Mr. cobblepot is that you?
>>683001839
Try to put your head under a cascade one day. You'll feel the weight of water.
>>683001372
put him in his place? theyre always fucking with him faggot
how stupid are you
>>683000254
Real live version of "THE LAST OF US"
>>683002643
It's not the size of your stick, it's how you use it.
>>683002065
"all of the dinosaurs feared the trex."
- Deadpool
>>682999355
Nope. It's the motorcycle fag's fault for driving like a dick.
And I'm a motorcycle fag. He got what he deserved.
>>683003195
Kid learned that it's not a good idea to fuck with something that has sharp claws.
>>683002241
No, bikers fault 100% for being a fucking faggot biker who thinks they can do whatever they want.
If he was driving a car he would have to wait for the intersection to clear, so why does he think he doesn't have to do the same on the bike?
Why does he try to speed through a blocked intersection like a faggot?
Oh, because he's a fucking fag who drives a motorcycle
>>683000254
Her boobs are really conceptual.
Like Picasso shit.
>>683001327
full video??
>>683000838
I felt so happy when he got KOed
>>683002807
does the M. Bison foot stomp right on his back
>>683001919
Confirmed backstory on that animal attack?
>>683002502
wow, that's one tough girl. Gets punched and burned, does not even flinch
>>682999928
He's got a short temper.
>>683003397
...i dont do centipedes
My favorite webm of the week.
>>683002502
source? Story?
>>683003514
This. I could understand slowly making your way in between the cars in that situation if youre on a bike but trying to haul ass between them? loldumbass
>>683002502
source?
>>683001930
>Don't know about you, but I see a whole lot of sweet justice being delivered to this eagerly waiting soul.
If that was the just punishment, then why did he also get 25-years in prison for attempted murder?
>>683001839
Its water from Flint Michigan - its got a lot of lead in it so its heavy.
>>683002807
Poor kid is going to have flat sandwiches now
>>683002502
Why didn't she just flick/grab the cigarette away? This isn't rocket science people.
>>683002108
Is he stabbing that guy in the face?
Anyone know what this was about?
>>683000647
oh he needs some milk!
>>683001677
the boxing glove is the size of him
>>683003883
He deserved it because of what he was wearing little b
>>683000647
mfw cyclist realizes too late they are approaching a corner at 1000 times the speed of light and then tries to apply the front brakes.
>>682999276
>what is Newton's 3rd law
>>683003514
>implying hes speeding
>implying hes not in cali where bikes can zoom between cars
>implying its okay to block the intersection
biker broke zero laws
car driver broke at least one, if not two
>>682998144
DR. Pepper with every meal
>>683003997
Ken M is that you?
>>683001930
You got that right brotha.
>>683001327
wait who won?
did the spider bite that scorpion?
>>683004243
fuck dogs
>>682997725
wow Brian is shit at driving boats fuck Brian
>>683002937
who are these guys from/ source
>>683001858
Fookin Gaïa is taking back what she gives.
>>683003791
I didn't know squirrels would eat meat.
>>683003031
What's that off of
>>683004243
pedro the dogey whisperer
>>683004023
>Goliath online
>>683004269
Biker was still a dumbass.
>>683001919
How used to this does she have to be for her to act that unfazed by it?
>>683002065
>mfw they're unarmed
>>683004060
Looks like:
a) she was outnumbered and
b) she had already had her ass kicked
Trying to grab the cigarette might have led to bigger ass-kickings. She had already given up.
>>683004018
what game?
>>683001836
Kek. I know the guy in the blue shirt and khakis!
>>683001995
>MMA = Human cockfighting
>>683004269
>biker broke zero laws
>car driver broke at least one, if not two
And yet the bike rider got fucked up
It's good to dream of a reality where a smaller, lighter vehicle does not have to keep an eye on their surroundings and can zip around as they please, but reality does not work that way
>>683004454
Some music video I forget the name of.
>>683004658
niggers dont care about honor they care about winning the fight
>>683001327
Who won tho
>>683004269
He took off too quickly, without a doubt.
>Reckless driving
You can lane split, but not intersection split you fucking tard.
>Reckless driving
It's not illegal to be stuck in an intersection.
>You're a fucking idiot.
Both drivers are idiots, but the biker is more of an idiot than the white car.
Pic related, it's you.
>>683002502
I have a boner but what the fuck
>>683002502
>>683003818
>>683003851
>>683004060
this is in brazil, this chick was supposedly flirting with the boyfriend of this bitch beating her up, in some fucked up zone.
probably didnt react because they would kill her, definitely guns involved
>>683002428
>>683002428
No glasses? What a fucking moron.
>>683004571
no you're a dumbass
don't block intersections ffs, driving is easy, why do people fuck it up so bad?
>>683004592
Based on the cigarette chick's hand in the opening part of the vid, I'd guess they already had their fight and were already treated.
>>683004663
Command and Conquer: Generals and/or Generals Zero Hour. Can be legit purchased in a pack of C&C games on origin.
>>683001696
The fuck was a cyclist doing there anyway? I don't think they're allowed on most freeways.
>>683004658
i hate that they blurred it out when her skirt is lifted up.
>>683001858
n-not traumatizing to the child at all...<_<...n-not a-at all.
>>683002328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgwy9y5ttA
>>683002807
Nice intervention!
I'll assume "CAT" is the bully and the kid on the ground his victim.
>>683003698
Pure adrenaline and shock
>>683003435
If the light went green he had every right to go...its the cars fault.
>>683000997
100% you're a faggot
>>683002502
sauce?
>>682998650
rustled
>>683003283
?????????
>>683004878
>no you're a dumbass
Nice comeback. Situational awareness, anon. Don't drive in front of the dumbass who decided to block the intersection.
>>683001919
You can't knock her out. She's already been fisted enough times to weather that storm.
>>683001150
hahaha look at that the students they act like nothiing is happening lmao
>>683002502
I've read her lips and i'm gonna need a souce
>>683002572
thief and the cobbler
classic
>>683003299
Keep telling yourself that.
>>683005045
Gotta watch out for them child predators.
>>683001527
goes to my mma gym. guy is a freak with his legs you never see them coming.
>>683000838
Fucking justice
>>683002807
Did the orange guy did a double kill ?
>>683004503
>>683004503
Just like any rodent, they eat what they can get.
>>683004870
Brazil is fucking crazy. Anyone have the vid of the cop doing some GTA vigilante-style mission on a bike?
>>683002902
u really read the book bro
>>683005157
notice that you can't feel pain in your brain
also shock helps you get ever the pain of having your skull penetrated
>>683004187
Its a racing bike, you can't break that fast at that speed and fuck off back to 9gaga with that reaction face.
>>683002879
Fucking human trash, I hope that autor of this vid got cancer and died
>>683004725
A nope inside of a nope
>>683001167
Pow right in the kisser
>>683002753
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>683004542
What is this from?
>>683004866
It IS illegal to be stuck in an intersection.
You wait until you are sure you will have room to clear it before you try to make your turn.
>thinking that accelerating "too fast" is a crime
okay hotshot, charge me with reckless driving for accelerating too fast any day of the week and it will get dismissed 100% of the time.
Idiots like you are the reason why traffic happens... uneducated as fuck... i bet you cruise in the hammer lane with your left blinker on as you check your fb
>>683001327
WHO WON
WHOS NEXT
YOU DECIDE
>>682999653
the car moved forward as buddy tried to cut through on a green light, it was dickhead in the cars fault
>>683002807
Anyone got a link to the full video?
>>683005101
Your rights are void if the intersection isn't clear and safe to pass.
In this case, both are at fault.
>>683002457
Hey, you gotta get the combo boost!
>>683004532
Ceaser
no fuck u
>>682998838
what eventually happened? did the cops get tried? i hope that faggot never leaves the pen
>>683002781
that's neat as fuck
>>682999928
fucking fetile alcohol syndrom
>>683005101
he had the right to go
>Car was there
And how'd that work out?
>>683000252
Keeping the peasants in their place. Satisfying.
>>683005101
Yo are right he has the right to go, but he also has to obey the basic rules of the road and not pull out in front of a car and not speed like a fucking moron. He tries to go through s tiny gap at high speed and probably wouldn't of made it anyway.
>>683003791
I was expecting the squirrel to explode after being shot at by some redneck with a caliber .50 rifle.
>>683000647
my canyon, this happens every year. idiots don't read the myriad warning signs leading to it and the grade and degree of the turn are deceptive.
>>682999928
You should hear his voice, had me fucking rolling, it's like Mickey fucking mouse.
>>683004878
>driving is easy, why do people fuck it up so bad?
Why are so many bikers retarded?
I've been riding for about 8 years now and I've met those who are 100% on top of their game and those who don't even know what game they're playing.
>>683005678
>Idiots like you are the reason why traffic happens... uneducated as fuck... i bet you cruise in the hammer lane with your left blinker on as you check your fb
And if he had waited or went a little slower his bike would not be fucked up
Not paying attention will kill you anon, right or wrong
>>683004725
fuck dude imagine a worm that was 4 feet tall and the girth of your cock
it just slides into your asshole eats through everything into your brain and just fucking takes control and kills you in minutes
>>683001919
how to correctly give no fuck whatsoever
>>683003397
This shit is a fucking nightmare. Just burn it.
>>683002295
Wait so that is actually a thing?
>>683003588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb3sBTVcwas
>>683005956
full video it turns into a tiny bat and flies away
>>683003283
fucking kek'd at the filename
>>683006323
And then all that was left...
>>683005286
Huehuehuehue
>>683002254
I am so angry right now.
>>682997348
Wow.... all of my rage
>>683001346
anyone who says wrestling is stupid can suck a fat dick
>>683005678
If the dude were in a car and tried to do the same thing, anyone would call him a retard.
but:
"MUH BIKE CAN FIT, I GO NOWWW"
I'm actually curious about who was at fault here. The driver obviously was stopped in the middle of an intersection, but the biker was obviously retarded.
>>683002753
>>683006181
look at this motherfucker, it can grow to almost 10 feet in length.
>>683005917
he could have made it, he was fed up with idiot drivers that don't know how to drive so he LEGALLY went forward on a green light when he had the right-of-way. You can't tell if he is speeding.
The car was impeding the flow of traffic, and arguably running a red light. That is ILLEGAL.
You can call the moto reckless and stupid all you want, but in the eyes of traffic law, he had right-of-way and the car pulled forward at the last second.
>>683004542
where's that from?
>>683005101
...and yet he ate pavement. It doesn't matter what the car driver was doing. The motorcyclist acted like an impatient child tugging on mommy's blouse. Natural selection, do your thing.
>>683006533
its stupid and its gay
>>683003649
Omg, this band of fucking dipshit.
>>683003737
Grrr I am a wasp!
>>683005533
This gave me a boner. Nice hombres.
>>683003686
literally loling
>>683003031
source?
>>683006840
So is your dad.
>>683002572
FANTASTIC MOVIE
>>683002879
i dont know what i was expecting
>>682999355
i don't think you would, you tubby little shit.
>>683003686
My dump would make a fucking ton of noises.
>>683004682
difference is the cocks are doing something they don't want to do
>>682998144
I just love how the niggers ran but the white guy tried to help.
>>683005827
this seems nice.
>>683005678
>>683004269
>>683003514
>>683002241
>>682998650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMzWbuRMW9U
The video with sound proves how much of a retard the biker was.
>>683002868
>ass blast through that piny forest into eternal damnation
>>683003195
I've trained cats to play ferociously since they were eventually going to become outdoor cats. My arm-cuffs were nothing but bite and scratch marks for months on end. When they manage to slice through the skin where I need stitches, they've graduated. ^_^ This girl got off lucky.
>>683006595
dam nature u scary
>>683002753
its okay, i didnt want to sleep tonight
>>683005468
I HOPE THE AUTHOR OF THIS VID ACTUALLY SAVED THE PUPPY
>>683001150
A.c.a.b
>>682999928
who is this guy
>>683006891
Sailor Warrior Akko
>>682998838
That man was resisting arrest
>>683005678
KEK.
I'm uneducated for advising obeying traffic laws and being aware of your surroundings, and yes it is illegal to block intersections, but like I said IT'S NOT ILLEGAL TO BE STUCK IN THEM. I used caps, hopefully you can understand my point now. And by the way, I don't even have a smart phone, so no, I don't check CuckBook, I drive and pay attention, unlike both of these obviously terrible drivers.
You sure seem boastful of the fact that you just got your drivers' permit. Happy 16th birthday, bud.
>>683001644
Nigga, what the fuck are you talkin' about?
>>683003490
taser to the testicles, bro. Works e'ry time. ^_^
>>683004532
And now Pedro the one-handed.
>>683002807
damn serves that pussy right for using the backpack as leverage against a kid half his size
>>683007403
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>683007171
doesn't sound retarded hes 100% right, and hopefully got paid by the scumbag sitting in the middle of the intersection on a red light.
>>683005726
kek, file name +1
>>683002881
that cat is alpha as fuck
>>683004473
file name lol
>>683003195
fucking kids man
>>683003997
Question originator here; this answer makes the most sense so is probably correct.
>reCAPTCHA was 'pick all images with construction vehicles'
>>683007717
is toy of sexings?
>>683007810
Da fuck grabbed it?
>>683002497
That was the most awesome reality check i've seen. dont have it thouıgh.
>>683007969
>cause accident
>expect payout for it
Yea, not really how that works. Sorta like if you run into a guy double parked, they aren't going to give you money for it.
>>683003283
dat name tho
>>683003031
sauce pls
>>683007421
cucksal baba
>>683003883
Oh, the sweet justice he was receiving was just the appetizer. 25-years in prison for attempted murder was the main-dish. ^_^ Lrn2/b/, will ya?
>>683007717
This is what happens when tentacles get fed up with hentai stereotypes.
>>683003997
10/10
>>683005827
Ive been searching for this Mother Superior video everywhere! Source??
>>683004542
what's that anime called?
>>683002881
>put down to check it for rabbis.
>>683003649
OH SHIT NIGGA SHE JUST GRABBED THE TIMBS
SHE JUST STRAIGHT UP DEAD ASS STOLE A NIGGAS TIMBS
>>683002141
looks like insurance fraud to me. she looks up to see if there is a security cam watching. she didn't want the car anymore so what better way to dispose of it than to fake it burning up in an accident so she can get a new one for basically free?
>>683005827
SOURCE RIGHT NOW
![d4089ee386d0138f[1].webm](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/thumb/1462/581/1462581616098s.jpg "d4089ee386d0138f[1]")
