Need 50$ for the rest of my rent, What can i do for /b/?
Paypal: [email protected]
sell the bananas
>>767370647
if you can get a 2 liter coke bottle in your ass, I'll give you $50
>>767370789
hell, i’ll give you another $50 if you pour it into your ass. no fakies
I need $10,000 to pay my taxes. Anyone?
>>767370789
Hell, if i had one i would
>>767370647
post head and body shot i will deem you worthy or not worthy. im loaded btw
>>767370896
Wesley Snipes, is that you?
>>767371545
Am I worthy Mein Fuhrer?
>>767372320
no -you look dodgy and sly and are likely a conman.
>>767371717
>>767371956
ты няшa лизaл бы твoи нoжки кaждый дeнь
>>767374080
Плaтитe зa нecкoлькo фyтoв фoтoгpaфии
>>767370647
Why don't you hustle? You look young and healthy. When I was your age and I needed money, I would grab a bucket and a squeegee and wash windows at local businesses. Can you play an instrument? Go out and busk. I have a little folding table and do Tarot readings on the street these days. I make about $40-60 in a 12 hour shift.
>>767372320
your couch looks comfortable. Sell it.
You look like you're lazy and like you'd punch a kid for 20 dollars and run away.
You wouldn't punch a kid, would you? What about for 40 dollars?
>>767374080
Fyy pidaras, Putin tebya nenavidit gryaz pidaras blyat!
>>767374365
Couch is ripped to shit just cant see from the pic, and i've actually never punched anyone
>>767374311
I've been looking for a way to make some cash on the side for a while now, though i dont play any musical instruments. Any other ideas for a side hustle?
maybe if you get this question right
god can do everything right, but can he not be god?
>>767374487
ok i was wrong, sorry. I will send you 1 dollar.
would you like a dorrar anon?
>>767374588
Do you draw? You can do caricatures. You can also make a lot of money doing artwork if you learn some specific skills, like the guys who do outer space drawings with pie plates and spraycans, or the ones who do spray dips. There was a guy around here who made good money with a homemade desk which strapped around his shoulders and a manual typewriter; he'd compose poems on the spot for $5 a pop on the theme of your choice, and tourists loved it as a souvenier.
>>767370647
How much do you pay for rent?
>>767374487
I also may send you 5 dollars but need to know it's actually for rent and not drugz
>>767370647
i just sent you $55, cause paypal usually takes about 10%. its hard to ask for a handout, i know because ive been there. just pay it forward someday when you have the means like i did. just keep your head up and know better days are ahead. good luck and god bless!
>>767374830
nah just kidding! get a job asshole.
>>767374830
Sweet now I can buy my drugs.
>>767374772
That typewriter shit is fuckin brilliant
>>767374773
600 + Utilities
>>767374793
Already have plenty of drugs (tried selling but everyone orders online here)
>>767374896
I do work at a local butcher shop about 25 hours a week, its not much but if i save most of it i can usually make rent, But they took a 2 week break and closed the store so my paycheck was like 80$ so im fucked
>>767375206
There was a time I also always kept an up-to-date permit from the city to do door to door sales so that any time I saw a clearance sale at a store I could buy it all up and resell it. For example, one day I found Army & Navy selling a whole bin of leather belts for 50 cents each, obviously clearing out some old stock. I bought the entire bin and sold then $5 each or three for $10 door to door, then took the profits and bought a whole crate of incense sticks from a wholesaler for about 25 cents a pack. I sold those door to door for 50 cents a pack -- half the price you pay at a dollar store -- and doubled my money. In three days I cleared about $500 from that.
>>767375206
So you're a drug dealer. Why would you want me to give money to a drug dealer? You're literally poisoning people.
>>767375594
Not a dealer, I just smoke weed sometimes damn im only poisoning myself
>>767375679
you just said you tried selling bro...and i said i can give you one dollar if you want but you never answered my message, I can't afford more than one or 2 dollars at the moment anon
>>767375679
maybe i can do 5 dollars...those are your pictures and the email on the first message is your paypal email, yeah?
>>767375823
Yeah, and hey thanks man
>>767375738
I tried selling yeah, doesnt mean anyone actually bought some
>>767375679
anon, i'm not joking, i'll send you five dollars, but you never answered my previous message so I figured you didn't care for the few dollars or thought I was joking...
I'm thousands of dollars in debt and only have 250 in hte bank bro, otherwise i'd give you 50, but i can give you five dollars because i'm on collections and don't have much money, plus i'm sick so it's hard for me to work these days, well harder than before but I still try.
Let me know man, I'll send you 5 bucks. I've had people help me before, I understand times can be tough. God bless you bro.
I collect rent from all my tenants today. 800, 750, 725, 650. I have 2 other deadbeats that dont pay their rent too. Of I'm lucky I get 500 out of em every now and then.
I'll pauly you once I've received the goods.
>>767370647
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>>767375950
ok bro I'll send you 5 bucks...hopefully others will help you too. Good luck brother...I hope things start looking up for you soon...check your inbox and tell me if you've received it in a minute...i'll send it in like 30 seconds.
>>767371717
Nah, I just got nailed, didn't see it coming. Any part of the $10K will help and be appreciated. We all know the IRS needs the money...
>>767372320
>Needs monies for rent
>~1000 dollar phone
Make better choices.
Poasted from my cheap ass phone on Mc wifi because I know I'm a poor fag and don't over extend myself.
>>767375972
Anything helps bro, God bless
>>767375986
And damn hows it feel to be on the other end of my problem haha
>>767376070
Yeah my dad just died of lung cancer and left his houses and his trucking company to me. I was degenerate and failing hard. Now I have a wife that let's me creampie her every day and a new house in a nice neighborhood.
I dont deserve any of it.
>>767376045
>We all know the IRS needs the money...
You gotta do your part to support tax cuts for billionaires.
>>767376070
so your'e Canadian, yeah? I just sent you some money...let me know if you've got it.
It's from Yuri Gagarin West
>>767376144
donate all your money then
>>767376155
Just got it thanks man
>>767376144
Damn, Sounds like you hit the fuckin jackpot my man, Houses as in multiple houses? and a fuckin trucking company lord knows what thats worth
>>767376202
Haha I would but I'm in debt up to my ears now. About 200k including the house and credit cards.
>>767376144
Yes brother. My dad helped me to buy a new car cuz I kept struggling with my old one for years and he's been helping me so much when I failed so many times. I know that feel bro. That's why I wanted to help anon a little as well.
So much of what I have I don't deserve and even though I'm in a bit of debt now in student loans and other things, it's under 10K and I have an OK job so I'm getting by, but I just wanted to help a little because most of everything that I have I don't deserve as well.
I know that feel anon, God bless both of you fellows. Spread some good in teh world and we can make this world a little better hopefully.
>>767376213
You're welcome brother. I've had someone help me before as well with like 40 dollars and I still remember it to this day, and I've had someone once send me a gift card for 100 dollars when I was really down and out like 5 or 6 years ago. I couldn't believe it.
I would like to send you more but I'm trying to get my things in order as well, but maybe in a little time i could help more. Feel free to message me on that email and I may be able to help more in a few months, just right now money is tight.
God bless you bro and one day things will be great for you so don't forget to be a good person then as well! You seem like a nice guy, good guy with a good heart so all the best to you friend.
PSA: if anyone has a rich parent and just can't wait, smoking and vaping does the trick in about 3 years or so.
>>767376387
Hey man if i get this rent money you know damn well im paying it forward once i get paid
>>767376144
You changed your ways after your dad died? He would be proud of you bro. Was he a smoker? Just know that one day you'll meet him again, keep that hope alive. He is smiling on you now anon. Just live your life in a way that he would be proud of. If your dad left that for you he must've loved you beyond measure. That's awesome anon. God bless you bro. Be good to your wife and kids as he was good to you.
>>767376479
Absolutely bro...just buy someone a coffee or give some old homeless guy something...do it whatever way you want bro.
Best of luck to you. I'm gonna head out in a bit so I hope people help you more bro!
I know how alone and bad one can feel in situations like these, but just don't forget that there are people that love you out there, just gotta go out and talk to people and meet them and stay close to the few good people you know...take care.
Rent's Due by 4pm Boys, what can i do in 4 hours to make this money Its already enough that im makin him wait but hes even bumping up rent starting september which is gonna be tough too
>>767376489
I appreciate the reverent words but he left us when we were young, took the money from my mothers inheritance to buy himself a new house to live in. Refused to divorce my mother because of the health insurance. Throughout the 20 year period he did this he only apologised to me once when I was very young. This was him telling me he was sorry. I accepted his apology.
>>767376781
Ah I see bro. I understand for some men it's tough to say sorry. I promise you he might've wanted to say it many times but just couldn't get it through because he thought words weren't enough to actually mean it.
He probably regretted what he had done a ton. I hope you will have peace in your heart anon.
>>767376781
My dad had done the same in some ways, He owned a local welding shop and was making good money, Left my mom and 3 kids for YEARSSSS, came back and tried to be our friend after all that time, Hes still alive out there somewhere. dont really care. At least yours left you something