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How much is on your bank account right now?

Be really honest /b/

Here's mine: €3566,72
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>mfw I don't even have a bank account
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-995,34 and I have a job!
So you are welcome to help out anon. I also deliver.
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>>684252146
>european fag

Mine is $28.637,90
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>>684252146
>3255,50 €

Doin' good I guess
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guess something around 15k eur. i dont check it that often
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ITT: Nobody being honest
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$38.45 to get my wife and I through the week till I get paid on Friday.
And I make ok money, not great... $13.26/hr.
Fucking student debt and credit cards
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$2954 aussie dollars... Have a car for sale for 7k though, so that should boost it up
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>>684252574
you americans never will get that you dont spend money you dont have
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350.000 NOK on a saving account, thats like 37 776,17 EURO.

And 7000 EUROS on my checking account.
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>>684252740
When you can't afford medical bills and basic needs, you've got to borrow.
You don't seem to understand that not everyone gets things handed to them for nothing like you.
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Couple of hundred thousand quid and some change.
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3.76€, I've wasted all my money from my last job and I don't know where to get more since I can't find a new job
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>>684252925
for nothing? thats what i fucking pay taxes for...
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Around 150 EUR, I still hope that'll get me through the month.
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£255,782
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>>684252925
Follow up q. Why? What exactly does your hard earned tax dollars pay for?
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Close to 35,000 in various accounts but have mortgage of $500,000 is it's not impressive at all. I see it more as wriggle room of something goes wrong.
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£400 but all my bills (house, car, utilities) are paid till next months pay already.

I'm half a pay check away from living pay check to pay check :(
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>>684252146
about 600 Canadian dollars
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>>684253132
you can eat 15 days with 150 easy faggot
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2,200$. Not much but I least I have some back up money for a small emegemcey
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3,059 $

what to buy
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31.75
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>>684253249
I'd buy food
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>>684252146
5 000 huezequistan dollars
which is about 1 400 american dollarydoos
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Like 1000$
But I owe rent in a few days fuck
And I have no job so no money coming in
I think I'm just gonna go kill myself

Also just ate two 30mg edibles
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>>684252146
about 1800$ in the bank and 1500$ in cash
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42.200K in savings and 12.344k in checking... just paid off all my CC, utilities and car loan for the month (17k left on that) Im sitting pretty but im bored even though im in NYC
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>>684253188
kek. good thing i got the house for free
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>>684252146

2,449 USD and some odd change. In between jobs. So I'm trying to make it last as best I can.
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>>684252146
£800-ish.
It was 12k at the start of the year, but I just got my first mortgage.
Shit sucks.
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>>684252146
Ive got like a +/- 1000 euros jn the bank. Considering im a student i think im doing good.
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>>684252329
>>684252574
>>684252653
>>684253132
>>684253201

why u fgts all so poor?
I make arround €8500 a month and that's not a lie.
I'm a jr. pilot at Emirates aviation
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Aus fag
25k
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78.89 USD. 21 year old college kid, tire service job. No kids or responsibilities other than gas or my phone.
>blow all my checks on weed
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about a quid got a £110 in my pocket i owe about £1000 to various dealers, fuck em though.
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Around $12,000. Anything in excess of that is devoted to debt and some other projects.
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>>684252146
approximately RM 2000 ~ 3000, exchange rate is shit so USD 500 ~ 750
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>>684252146
Which one?
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>>684253249
how about nothing until you have a little bit money ir else you'll get poor as soon as you have a little chang if you're just looking to spend it
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>>684253379
Thats nice man, every student pilot wants to be you. I wprk with a pilot in my call centre its impossible to get a good job in aviaton.
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>>684253308
also my allowance is about 40 dollars
so it took about 3 years of saving
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>>684253249
Crack and herion
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>>684252146
388€, payday is in a week.

spent over 600 on new clothes yesterday. why are clothes so fucking expensive.
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I have $7 till Monday week :(
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Have ditch da banks, but have like 19 lolis workin 24/7, traps only. When free they draw. Hobbies is rate cocks an others bitches. Like 16782563 a month.
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>>684252146
I have like just under a grand. I got paid on Thursday, paid some bills, bought some weed and a new rig.
>pic relate; my shatter smoking rig
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>>684253536
Your just fuckjng retarded.
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>>684253175
Not for free healthcare!
America is fucked in that regard.
I pay my taxes, and then have to pay an extra 30% of my monthly income for medical insurance that only covers a portion of the medical bills when something goes wrong.
If I get sick, I can't go to the doctor because the co-pay just to be seen is too high.
If it's bad enough that I do go to get medical attention, then it's still going to cost me hundreds if not thousands of dollars that I don't have. And that's after my ok-but-not-great insurance covers their part. Insurance that I have to have by law or I will get penalized come tax season
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>>684253608
what? well, if you say so lol.
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>>684253175
killing brown babies
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>>684252146
Checkings: $88.72
Savings: $10,384.52
and i have $876 cash
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>>684253379
they're all so poor because they don't have oil flowing out of their backyard
do you really think you wouldn't be a desert gypsy if it wasn't for that oil?
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>>684252438
>28.637,90
So you have 28 dollars and 637,90 cents?
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>>684252146
$19,336.
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>>684253379
Kek as junior pilot you earn maybe 3k faggot
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>>684253536
Because you're a europoor and your country doesn't have a goodwill?
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>>684252859
anyone wanna paypal me 4 or 5 euros? I have no money until June 1 and i just have 2 loaves of bread at home
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>>684253175
>you've got to borrow.
>You don't seem to understand that not everyone gets things handed to them for nothing like you

depending the country, here in germany the social-laws give every human the right of medical treatment, there are things you have to pay for yourself, but the basics will always be paid for, that counts for those paying taxes same as those who are out of jobs (kalled hartzer)
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>>684252146
0.07aud :X
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Are you people full of shit or have I not been in the right world these past 23 years?
>23
>Max money I ever had that was mine was 1200e
>had to spend 450 on the rent the same day
>bought a guitar for 350e
>400e left till end of month

still living as a student and I work 4-5 days a week to support myself

Been living like that for 8 years now, all on my own.
3500e just like.. now? Some othet people have over 30k if they aren't bullshitting?
And I have... around 19e until the 20th of May.
Funny thing is... I live in norway
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>>684253770
that sux man...
but not my problem ;)
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Got 15€ that must last till the end of the month. Back again eating potatoes
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Around 2k euros, but weekly payouts tho
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>>684253834
>paying rent
>not living with your parents
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>>684253175
This should be common knowlage but your tax pays for the national debt which your country borrows every year from a private banking institution

Watch this to learn something https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGk5ioEXlIM
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>>684253379
I just said I don't have a bank account.
If that is poor for you then I am very sorry for your lack of reasoning skills.
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>>684253175
military
making rich people richer
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>>684253883
You not got any shite to pawn?
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>>684252146
€85.000,00
Greek fag here, I have 1 property, but I'm poor as fuck. I work my fucking ass off
Hell I'm so damn poor, I work all day everyday, then work all night as well. I don't recommend this lifestyle.
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$0.03
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>>684253911
>acting like you enjoy living with your parents

You'll never understand the freedom of having your own place.
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>>684253945
Old laptop and shitty phone. I dont even have a fridge. Being poor at its finnest
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Around 7000 CHF
I'm 19 and still a student, however I make 24chf/hr when I work on weekends which is pretty good for students in Switzerland
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>>684253681
Sort of my point in a fancy wrap. Broken arm, 13200 $ is a robbery and anally rape by wooden fist all at once. Shitty and fat country.
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>>684253718
ok, let me be more precise

>why are decent clothes so fucking expensive?
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NZD$177

drank like 2.5k over the last 6 months i've been unemployed, so trying to cut back now
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>>684253037
what do you do anon?
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>>684252146
$5045,90 CAD in my chequing account
$68.520,02 in my savings i've been saving for 5 years now
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Saved like a mofo all my life and have £15k (am 18), what would be most profitable investment?
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>>684254146
also i'm 21
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>>684253911
mum, dad, we've got to move. i need to be a parasite on you in my university's city.
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>>684254181
Are you working or studying ?
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>>684253379
It's a lie - fuck off faggot
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>>684254181
Invest that shit man I will soon at 18/19
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>>684254099
if only you lived in a democracy
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>>684254146
>$68.520,02 in my savings i've been saving for 5 years now

you put away $1000 a month. are you shitting me?
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>>684253883
>>684254070
Also iam smoker, since cigarettes are too damn expensive i would collect ends from the street and smoke tobaco instead of rolling paper i use the one from notebook
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>>684253914
Seen the shit, USA is fucked in tha ass and only about 22% have a fucking passport. Nuff said.
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>>684254148
A girlfriend
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>>684254239
Just finished apprenticeship will soon earn around £20k
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$1.2m but I'm about to buy a house and have no job so it will go real fast
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>>684253911
Shit, if you knew my parents, you'd understand why I left when I was 15
>>684254056
Not really my own place, that's like a couple of million in Norwegian KR (min 300.000$ for a house).
I rent for now, but when I'm done with the fucking studies I'll probably save up for a fortress because living like this is exhausting both physically and psychologically
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$87,000 AUD
$33,000 NZD

I still can't afford a house where I live. fuck this world.
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More or less than 200 euros right now in bank acc.
Way over 10k? in misc "items" and valuable documents and collectibles stored around the house that'll maybe sell one day if needed.
Owner of many houses and lands.
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-0,89 eur
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>>684254359
Great.
Saving is something I'd really like to do automatically but I always end up buying stuff (may it be useless like expensive clothing or useful like for example travelling)
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>>684254359
>£20k

not enough to live happily
too much to complain
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-$500 and evicted
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mine is somewhere at 49.000€
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>>684254239
both, i've been working a janitor job since i was 18 and saved basically every cheque that i got mostly for schooling, i'm almost done schooling for heavy duty mechanic and i got 20 grand from my grandpa when he died witch i put in my savings for a house when i get a heavy duty mechanic job.

I also had money being saved from odd end jobs i did when i was below 18.
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>>684252146
€600.000 in my savings account
and thanks to my grandfather
€1200.000 in stock
but I don't feel rich, I wish I still had my grandparents ..damn I loved them..
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>>684254356
I know my life is kinda shit and that's all I got going for me, doing some training every 2 days tho
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>>684254321
I do, still democracy, but ask me in a year and Isis prob will rule and the vegan lesbos will agree. My country is fucked aswell.
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>>684254544
we've got a bloody millionaire in.
quick, ask him anything!
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>>684254345
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>>684254347
Dip shit, this goes for all countries.

There is 2 countries that do not get their money from the private banks (which btw are all owned by the same people). The link to the video explains how the banking system works for every country.

Here is more food for thought https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbp6umQT58A
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>>684254526
oh forgot to add the reason i save almost every penny i make is because that's how i was raised by my parents.
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>>684254356
That would be anything but profitable
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5$ check, 1,060 savings. Starting skewl full time soon so I'm aight. Don't really have expenses. Or a job. Just stalk & videotape ppl for like 150$ per sesh
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>>684254514
Yup possibly near 30k with overtime, shit place to work though...
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>>684254612
I don't feel like a millionaire, I live in a normal house, drive a normal car, own a normal dog, study, work weekends.
I did not earn that money, I did not work for it I just got it. and I'm planning to do something good with it.
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>>684254731
The joke
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>>684254601
good goy fear isis and the feminists not the bankers
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>>684254622
Do you sit on a silver chair? You need other sources. Tax in US goes away, period. You doesnt have open book rules like modern countries.
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>>684253536
I am not financially incapable but I like to dress like a dirtbag and use simple, cheap and comfortable clothing as opposed to good brand clothing. If it is expensive I am sure as hell I wont ever buy it. I also send clothes to repair instead of buying new ones.

It fells natural to me, I dont see me as a fancy guy. And... using expensive clothing would just attract the wrong kind of people in life. Whoever values materials more than anything or fancy clothing, cars and stuff doesn't seem the kind of person I'd like to meet and be friends with
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>>684254553
Don't worry, my life is shitter
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>>684254627
you're good, man.

whish my parents didn't coddle me financially.
making your own money early, and knowing what's really important to spend on is important.
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>>684252146
>$270
Being unemployed is suffering lads.
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>>684252146
Idk like $10,000
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>>684255078
only expensive thing i really bought was a truck after i got my licenses
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>>684252146
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>>684254898
never underestimate the value of the peace of mind you got from that bank account.

youuuuu fucker. jk.
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>>684253379
Your such a poor fag
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>>684254544
:/ idk what I'm going to do when I lose mine. They are the fucking cats pajamas.
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approximately 9250.oo
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>>684254989
Mate just grind for a whole year and try to get on property market or something... That's my plan. I have lost pretty much all friends and no gf but have started training and eating clean. Gl though
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>>684254968
This makes little to no sense. Think before you speak faggot
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>>684252740
You act like this is an American only issue. This is a first world issue. Fuck look at most of the EU. The only people not in debit are rich or to fucking poor to barrow.
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>>684255227
Hardest b8 around
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>>684254927
Lol, think we suffer in same region.
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168.000€ together with my wife. We have one kid and put around 2.500€ asside every month. I don't understand you people are complaining all the time. Stop having a hole in your hand and start working. It isn't hard to save money at all.
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>>684254975
that's lucky, that you've found a social niche that doesn't care about appearence.

>cheap and comfortable clothing
that's the problem, cheap clothes around here always have horrible, uncomfortable cuts and flimsy fabric. three times in the wash, it's basically ruined. not a wise investment, rather a rip-off scheme on the poor.
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Im a pharmaceutic and my accounts are for a like all together 200k millions usd.
Drugs are rentable businnes
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- 7.52 €
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>>684255332
Evaluate...Prove me wrong or fuck off!
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As much as i want to have.
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>>684252146
715,10€ poor i'am
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$121 in the ol' checking account. I don't keep much in there on the off chance my student loan borrowers feel like freezing my account -- which they can do at any time really and without a court order.

I've got $3,700 in a lock box, and I'll be getting paid another $1,000 or so this week...

I guess I'm doing all right.
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>>684252146
142 kg .999+ investment grade atomic number 47 AG silver
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>>684255400
>put around 2.500€ asside every month

that's more than i earn after taxes working 40h/week, lol.
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>>684255513

good one.
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>>684255513
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>684255513
Fucking 10/10
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>>684255498
prove what? The information is there for you to find, it's up to you to find it and make your own oppinion. Don't be an ignorant child
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How old are you people with that much money?
>tfw and never had more than 1k euros
>tfw student life
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>>684252146
Checking: $418.92
Savings: less than $4K
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>>684255513
nice
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800.54
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like, 350 euros? Still an apprentice... so monthly income is 530+350 from parents... it pays the bills and keeps me fed. Life is still cool.
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>>684255569
i earn 2100 plus company car and my wife around 1800. We're both in our mid twenties and earn above the average for belgium for our age. But hey, i don't go around throwing my money through windows.
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>>684252146
$2614.15 in checking
$564.09 in short term savings
$2195.19 in long-term savings
~$40,000 in brokerage account
~$1000 in the emergency savings account my wife doesn't know about
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just under £16,500
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176523 Zars

Not rich but not broke either
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>>684254148
Buying Bitcoins?
Just remember its a ponzi scheme so Get in, get out...

>>684254356
LOL

>>684254731
Agreed.
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>>684255834

i do indulge from time to time. it distracts me from my depession and loneliness.
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>>684255784
Fucking Gianna
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>>684255679
How many of colour, arrested for minor drug possesion are there in your country? Jailed in privatly owned prisons. And follow up, what do they cost per day? Just one pointer.
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>>684255683
31, I have $50k in checking, $10k in savings.
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>>684255936
name one currency that isnt
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>>684253335
Good thing mummy and daddy spoil you. I have no problem earning my
Place in life.
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$15k US, but i'm sitting on 180k of medical school debt, so that hurts.
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I have a problem where I'm way too impulsive to save money, but I try to keep at least $100 every check for emergencies, any emergency over $100 isn't worth it.
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>>684254146
I've got £341:561'24 KAR in my checking
£5886:241'37 KAR in my savings

Of course you've got to convert karaflops to CAD, but we've got about the same amount
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around 2 euro
> eastern europe
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>>684255936
>ponzi scheme

how the hell is bitcoins a ponzi scheme?
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>>684255992
I like to get high like once every three months.
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>>684252146
checking is 130k right now
savings, umm like 400k, i should really know that better
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804.72 kronor
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>>684255513
Kek
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>>684252146
About 100,000 USD I've been in the navy for 4 and a half years and havnt spent a dime
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>>684256129
>£341:561'24 KAR
>£5886:241'37 KAR

the fuck
are these the nuclear weapon codes?
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>>684255992
Then i would advise you to finde a girlfriend. Ok people say they cost a lot of money. But that's not true. If you're both mature enough. Then you'll work toward a future together. Also you don't suffer from loneliness anymore
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30p
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about £1100
could be worse
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Have enough for a rope, chair and maybe a tree if not free.
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$132 australian
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I'm 19 and I don't have a job, but I have made well over $1500 by investing in videogame items in less than 3 months so I'm doing okay
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0,04 $

Fuck all of you richfags
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>>684256084
I don't think I'll reach 1.000$ in the next 4 years
Nice
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2500 EUR, but that is massive in my country
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ik zoek werk iemand een idee. looking for a easy way to make money anyone ideas?
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Around £700
I'm just a unifag though so I don't have the chance to save up much
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>>684256291
i'm relatively good looking, but immensely shy.
which means i only get dumb whores interested in me, who want nothing more than a fling (which i don't do) and girls who are also too shy to communicate their interest.
relationships are weird for me.

but congrats on your setup.
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>>684252438
how does one use commas and decimals
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>>684254148
I'm in exactly the same situation, got a job as a chef now though
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$6200
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>>684252146
0 i need a job
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>>684256526
Relatable post
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$15,000 approximately.
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>>684256459
Syria?
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>>684256576
euro: 12.345,67 €
US: $12,345.67

?

fun fact: euro billions are US trillions
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>>684252146
>about 3€
I cash out after payday
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>>684252146
Like 490 quid
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>>684256662
shy five!
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>>684256696
Somewhere in the Balkans. And its not Turkey
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>>684256244
I bet you're putting that money good use in your savings account earning $100 a year interest?
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About $5,500 in one savings account
$2,600 in another
$600 in checking
$800 in cash lying around my room

Doing alright for a full time college student I guess
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>>684256526
Why are you shy? There shouldn't be a reason for that. If you're relatively good looking as you say, things will eventually turn out right for you. Just talk to woman, they're just people remember everyone has it's own problems and that 10/10 might be out of reach. But you'll never know if you don't talk to them. This is something you can practice. It's not like you have the looks of a garbage truck. Just go outside with friends, and things will work out fine eventually, but you need to talk.
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>>684256480
Doe iets in plaats van 4chan, vluchteling.
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>>684255227
>Google Chrome
>Inspect element
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>>684256180
More dollars than sense. Way to make your money work for you. Ask your parents what you should do with that asap faggot
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>>684256852
>make constantinople great again
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>>684256028
If they are jailed in private prisons then that is not part of the government therefore tax money doenst pay for it. Private prison means it is funded by private investers faggot
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about 15k€ in checking
about 100k€ in long-term saving
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atm $235 but I have about $700 invested and 2670$ in a fund
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>>684256266
It's easy to convert, you've got to think of the : as a double comma whenever there's more than 7 numbers and the ' is like a decimal point depending upon where the : falls in the number. And we omit final zeros. So...

341:561'24 = 3,415,612.4(0)
5886:241'37 = 5,886,241.37

Then you still have to convert the karaflops to USE, CAD or whatever
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$42,000.00

Trying to save up $80,000 by end of next year to start business in Melbourne

Fuck my life, boring as shit I tell ya cos not really living life atm.
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£6.17
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>>684256152
The founder has a massive stash of bitcoins, the moment it bails the whole shit is coming down, and its all about who mined first got it easy so its a ponzi scheme
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>>684257016
>There shouldn't be a reason for that.

oh, if that is so, that changes EVERYTHING!
why am i shy?
why are you bold?
the world is a scary place.
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>>684256480
je mag me pijpen, krijg je een tientje.
Je zus mag voor 30
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I have about $5200 saved.

Am saving up for moving, also for new tires on my car.

That being said I really wish I wasn't poor
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why cant i stamp my feet and have legions rise?
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>>684255936
What about property investment? Will obviously wait until eu referendum first. What do you mean by investing in bitcoins?
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>>684257272
>341:561'24 = 3,415,612.4(0)
>5886:241'37 = 5,886,241.37

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWHAT?
i'm sorry, m8, that makes no sense at all.

also, all i think of when i hear "karaflop" is something something floating point operations.
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>>684257365
I had the same problem. But i had an epiphany, you just need to realise that it doesn't affect your life to be rejected by a woman, or 10 or 100. You just need that 1 person, but it's not going to be served on a silver dish.
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>>684257310
well, if you say it like that...
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>>684253834
Why the fuck have you been a student for 8 years? Either graduate or drop out.

And you wonder why you have no money...
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>>684257202
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>>684252146
like $9,800 in cash, $2,000 in CC debt and $638,000 in liquid assets

houses and property are a huge waste. why are you paying 3.05% to borrow for property when you can pay 1.87% to borrow for stocks? https://www interactivebrokers com/en/index.php?f=interest&p=schedule2
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about 2k BRL$
plus 20k in savings

>also BRL$ is shit currency, almost not worth the paper it is printed on
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>>684257514
buy bitcoins now, wait a couple of months, the value appreciates, the value of your investment has grown, liquify, voila you made money

only important things to look at are the rate of return

and ask yourself will you make more investing in the stock market or just buying currency.

Value of currency changes over time, so buy low sell high. And don't be a retard who sells it too quick even if you think the price is falling, begin by picking the right stocks and you know for sure the price will go back up... its only a question of when. Also don't put all your eggs in one basket and don't buy penny stock if you don't have legit insider info
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about 20k usd. Live in Sweden tho, trying to save for a place to live. Only need about $9 980 000 more.

Feel poor as fuck
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In my pocket? 50 bucks...I have a few houses in Australia and right now I'm taking a massive shit
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>>684252146
GBP ~13500
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>>684257743
Nigga go look this shit up, all the information you desire is there to be found. It's not hidden from the public.
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752,33 € - Not much, but I will get more on tuesday.
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>>684254056
>not being able to handle a difficult situation for a couple of years so you can make the rest of your life better.

I saved almost $30,000 living with my parents for 2 years. Did I enjoy it, fuck no. But it allowed me to be able to put 20% down on a decent house. Now I have my own house. Imagine that..
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No bank account.
No job.
I live in Greece.
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>>684257514
property investment is a tough ball
you need more capital to begin

you could take a loan and used what you have as down payment but its a shot in the foot if you don't have a steady income

also pundicts are saying that property market is like a bubble waiting to burst.

So, if you play property buy when there's foreclosures, that means pick them up from bank auctions
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>1578€
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>>684257202
>>684257988
>mfw the probable reason private prisons exist is because a lot of voters are dumb enough to assume this
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$60kAU
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40k in the bank cause I'm a faggot living in my parent's basement.
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>>684252146
NZD $1.16 in account, $26 cash
weekly dole is coming in on monday
$180 rent, $20 spendable
[spoiler] kill me. [/spoiler]
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$3.1m
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> -$20
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Best friend right now.

$44.31 in the bank
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$72,000 AUD on my bank account and have $100,000 in CBA shares. I'm 22.
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>>684257812
you can get fucked with margin calls
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Norwegianfag here, i used to be rich but got caugh with THC in my blood behind the wheel. 2 monthly pays. aka 6000dollars.
At the moment i have 10 kroners (1,22 $) on my spending account :/
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>>684252146
Euro or two
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>>684258291
And of course i lost my expensive ass license with many classes on it....
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>>684258267
buy raw potatoes and steam it
for taste buy one of those ready made herb and spices and ketchup

Also you can actually boil meat too
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>>684254027
>85000
>i'm poor as fuck
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>>684255683
Im 29.

Own 2,100 sqft house
Car is paid for
$24,000 in checking
Just became eligible for 401k at work so started that last week.

I'very never made much but I'm smart with my money. Lower middle class is ok for me atm.
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-800,00
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>>684254105
Except thrifted clothes aren't actually that low quality, and honestly beggars can't be choosers anyways. Youre poor as fuck. Just go to a GoodWill, it'll surprise you what you can find for under 10 bucks.
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>>684258067
then, just enjoy life!
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>>684258067
you-'re ahead of your time.
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OP here,
Not many richfags here..
But what abot your job?
What do you guys do for a living?
(in new thread bcuz this one is going to 404)

>>684258474
>>/b/thread/684258474
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>>684258083
yeah, but the property market is always a bubble.
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21 yrs old €2148.85
I've got around €5138.55 suppose to be coming through on the first

i'm okay rite guys? rite?
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>>684258028
I bet your $150k house is very 'decent' mate hahaha. Cost 3x what my shed did and I store my shit in there.
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>>684252146
MFW Euros
I have £3000 in bank/savings
£1500 in shares
£30000 paid off on mortgage
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Don't have bank account
About 87k in home
Drug dealer, Compton is a rlly nice place to sell drugs for the monkeys
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>>684258527
all the old clothes here are shredded or shipped to africa.
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>>684258725
>>684252146
Forgot pic
>mfw Euros
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>>684258482
yeah you-'re right. Even if you dont have/earn much, you're way wealthier than you think if you dont have any debt. Most people have debts in western societies, so even if they earn a lot, with the debt it doesnt mean much. Debt is like a chain around your neck. I dont have much (11,000 Euros checking and 17,000 savings) but i have no debts at all. Zero.
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>>684258725
no face when euros?
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>>684258269
Thanks grandma/grandpa
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>>684252146
€1067000.
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Around 1100€. 21y/o and graduating.

Only downside with having money is Finnish welfare system won't give me any money unless I spend it.

650€ of my monthly rent/utilities will be paid by it, also I will be getting more money. Unless I find a job which I would prefer
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>>684258919
thanks Grandad!
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>>684258919
I mean, €10670.00
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Around 3500 € on Account. Around 9k saved. Shiftworking. It's going good I guess ( I'm 28. Fucked up a lot of money in past)
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$1m personally, $200k in my company
but i'm 41, so that's pretty standard amongst my peers.
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>>684258806
It's nice isn't it
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>>684252146
Primary checking: $1942.36
Reserve checking: $0.01
Savings: $890.35
Joint checking: $446.23
Business checking: $10,382.15
Outstanding mortgage: $157,000-ish
Outstanding revolving credit: $13,000-ish
Value of assets (excluding home): $35,000-ish
Value of home: $210,000-ish
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Last robbery i got 7k
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>>684258939
fucking africans, man.
kek to the highest hells.
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$53K.

Only make $15 an hour, but I save most of the money I make.
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16,50
not bad i guess
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>>684252146
All of this will soon be irrelevant anyway. The way society is heading (at least in europe) is that we will all soon have a 'universal salary' meaning that we will all get like, 1,800 euros from the government for free, whether we work or not, as a right. They are already testing this system in switzerland, and parts of Belgium and Holland. This is the future. Its because in the future there just wont be any jobs as technology and 'AI' simulators start replacing real people at white collar jobs (for example: it was possible to be a taxi driver untill uber came along and fucked the whole taxi driving industry. Now all u can do is work for Uber as a lowly paid Über driver. But what do we think is going to happen when self driving cars come along? Then it wont even be possible to have a shit paid Über job as as the company wont need human drivers any longer. This will be replicated in all other industries too. The finance industry is already using more and more super computers to make buys on the stock markets instead of traders. there are some hedge funds where all they have are just IT maintenance people for the servers.) so, at the end of the day, Who cares anymore about any of this?
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I have 13 yo, my mom and dad gave me 170 bucks
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>>684259004
yeah, except that it means not buying anything ever which would put you into debt, like a house or a car....but i can live with that. especially since this:
>>684259416
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>>684252740
Sorry euro cuck, we don't have government wiping our asses and giving us free everything.
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>>684259416
i'll be a space elevator cleaner, i can rub my stiff cable all day.
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>>684252146
£-500 current account with zero interest
£42000 savings account
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>>684259262
You live at home and pay for nothing if those figures are correct
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>>684259037
What did you rob ?
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>>684259416
and ill be welcomed with open arms and live my life happily and breed likewise
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>>684252146
£2 398,81
In my whatever the fuck account, i.e where my pay goes. Got 10k or so in a savings account.

Oh, plus a rich-as-fuck wife, a house, a car and kids.
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American fag in Auzzie here!
Auzzie Accounts:
Checking: $AUD 0.89
Primary Savings: $AUD 1002.08
USA Accounts:
Checking: $ 2.10
Savings: $1006.82
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About $3k USD. All bills paid and fridge and pantry stocked. 80% of this will go into savings and the rest will be for fun/personal projects.
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Around 1000 euros. Saving for a new bike and pc but kinda hard when your job pays 4.3 euros for 4 hours of work. After 4 hours I get about 1 euro per hour.
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>>684252146
$2,391,801.40

$559,000.40 in savings.
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$0.
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>>684252146
just started a new job...economy is really bad right now in my area so i only have like 200 CDN to my name right now...but i did pay off all my bills so atleast im sweet on that end...just gotta wait till my first paychecks roll in then i can start banking some money...times are rough but im surviving!
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>>684252146
How much is that in real money
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>>684252146
about two fiddy
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347,000 SEK, which is roughly $42,000.

Graduating university in 3 weeks hopefully, so I'll probably end up using the money to take a loan to buy an apartment if I can't find a rental one.

Would be better finding a rental one and wait until the housing market crashes and be able to pick up an apartment real cheap and make some money off of that.
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Around 2000€

I'm earning 1,5k€ a month, so I guess I'm kinda doing good?
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Primary checking: $0.00
Secondary checking: $37.65
Primary savings: $795.00
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>>684253379
have fun getting alahu akbared
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>>684259416
thats absolutely bullshit.. I live on holland. Nobody gets shit here
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$2.17 just bought a pc for 1.1k fked my money then car insurance finished me with $2 now i have to make half a tank of gas last another week till i get paid
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>>684260270
This is not you in the pic. No way would a girl this pretty /at this age, be that smart.
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about 3k€
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>>684252146
Chequing -$101.01
Savings $8,460.14
Investment account $3,981.98
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I also have a small amount in stocks and about $1300 in silver.

Just booked a trip to Europe so It's not as much as I had :(
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>>684260394
its an experimental phase, only in small towns or villages for the moment. Its still at the phase where they are testing to see how to roll it out nation-wide. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/26/dutch-city-utrecht-basic-income-uk-greens
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>>684260542
It's not me. I never claimed it was. And usually people don't make that connection when posting pictures on 4chan.
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>>684259766
And have been saving for 5 years...
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>>684257812
You are the reason the great depression happened
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>>684260822
okay, okay, i was Trigglypuffed. My bad.
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Well I feel like a poor bitch.
-4000 bank account
-7600 credit card
-10000 loan
I've been running a few businesses over the last few years and it's hit the skids. Not too worried yet as I've faced worse problems.

I do own 7 properties in London, stoke-on-trent and bournemouth.
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One hundred thirty eight dollars
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>>684260695
kek

It's the media that fucks up the story man...
Some (poor) people in Holland came with the idea to give all people a amount of money, for free. By doing that they could start spending more which is good for the economy blabla...

Funny thing is that these people got a lot of support from (probably also poor and stupid) people across the country so our government had a short discussion about the idea.

Offcourse the outcome of this discussion was that this is bullshit and not going to happen.

And that's probably why it's mentioned on a UK newspaper website. But truts me, this is not going to happen (in Holland)!
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>>684260681
look at these chads.
leave, your light shames us.
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>>684253770
Man you can get a jar of mayonnaise and trhow a party
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>>684260874
$15/hr won't get you shit once you do something with all those savings. No bank will lend you anything when you can't pay it back.
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>>684260977
No worries.

Also, checked.
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