fat bored virgin here. can take requests if anyone wants
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
fat bored virgin here.
can take requests if anyone wants
Sharpie in the pooper
>>684281368
show timestamped pussy
pass
Show asshole!
Show vag.
>>684281368
lose weight
Vagina please
time to make yourself feel good and don't neglect your anus
show hymen
show that flabby vagina
Proper timestamp, bloatednigger.
>>684281368
kill yourself fat shit
fucking landwhale
>>684281368
go to 9gag and meme yourself silly
>>684281578
agreed
>>68428136
Spread pussy
>>684281613
Beat me to it
this
>>684281368
Belly rub
>>684281368
post your kik/skype
Ass please
Post feet soles please
Pussy pls.
>>684281368
Pop your cherry on video.
>>684281368
Go for a jog you land whale. And quit eating so much. Fucking pig.
>>684281908
Feet/toes tops*
heel in pussy
>>684281368
I'm bored today, I'd hit it. Show us what you can do.
>>684281368
I want my head between your gorgeous thighs.
dammm your body disgust me
sit indian-style and snap a pic of your snatch.
>>684281368
How bad does your pussy stink?
Do you have bacterial vaginosis?
>>684281368
cucumber in the beaver
>>684281368
webm of masturbation
That is not at all what a human body should look like dear god.
>>684281368
hmm why are you choosing to be a virgin faggit
>>684281368
same pic with 'hey mario, is lauren asleep. txt me'
also nice milky skin
>>684281578
working on it
>>684281497
poor lighting sorry
>>684281578
Seconded. Salads and a treadmill, lunchbox. Get to stepping
>>684282190
spread butt
Is this a trap thread?
>>684282190
where are you from?
>>684281368
Get on an excercise regimen and stop eating so much chocolate, you fat cow.
>>684282190
I would eat that ass
>>684282190
>working on it
How much you lost so far?
>>684282190
>working on it
kill ursef, its faster and easier, biggie
Shawna?
>>684282190
why are you choosing to be a virgin fagguet
>>684281368
sad
>>684281368
mexifag here.. i can fuck u if u want..i like landwhales...
>>684281368
P 4 /b
>>684281368
>>684282190
I take no pride in saying this.
>would
>>684281368
liz?
Ur sexy! Timestamp pussy girl.
>>684281368
face
i think I'm in love
Where you from?
>>684282190
I'd give it to you
>>684282463
what am I supposed to do with that?
>>684282190
Show some asshole please
Spread that fat ass nice and wide.
>>684282316
no i just have an unattractive body
>>684282333
east coast
>>684282151
dont think anyone would want to fuck me
>>684281595
here you go
I don't visit B often. But what is the deal with sharpies in the pooper? lol.
Is that like a thing now? It's not really a camwhore thread until we get a sharpie in the pooper? I'm seriously cracking up over this. Someone explain it to me.
>>684282797
niceb8m8
>>684282743
I'd fuck you through and through. Shame Im eurofag
>>684282397
thinking about it but i'd never do it
>>684282505
no
>>684282662
well thanks
>>684282421
dont really interact with straight men a lot due to my social circle and the nature of my job. also i'm just too nervous. i recently went to jamaica and had a few chances but i didnt go for it
>>684282743
If you're bored in Michigan. ill stick it in ya.
>>684282743
Can we see lower portion of face? You could probably meet up with one of us today ayy
>>684282797
Ill explain if you put a sharpie in your pooper.
>>684282743
>Go on fetlife
>Find mature male looking for your body type (there are thousands)
>profit (literally)
For what its worth, if you were in Toronto, I would smash
>>684282190
if you were "working on it" you would be actually getting results. if you actually want to get thin look up pro ana and follow it.
>>684282797
/camwhore_thread
>>684282743
>dont think anyone would want to fuck me
Do girls really think this?
>>684282743
>dont think anyone would want to fuck me
shirley cant be serious, you can literally walk down the street and ask any guy, any guy, and some would probably even do it on the street. your standards are either to high or youre just here for attention whoring.
>>684282971
I'm not baiting. I'm serious (ly laughing myself silly here at how random that sounds - "Sharpie in the pooper") Why is that a thing?
>>684282743
go to a bar. stay late. someone will fuck you.
>>684282743
There are tons of dudes, even attractive ones, that fetishize bbw. You've also got decent complexion. So unless you have a butterface there's no excuse for you to not put yourself out there.
>>684282743
nice fat pussy :D stick 2 fingers in !
>>684281555
Underrated trips
>>684283140
wtf is this?
>>684283132
this. find yourself some thinspo lardass
>>684283177
i dont have high standards. i just want like to find someone who is actually attracted to me not someone who would fuck me just because pussy is pussy. i'm worried that i would just be a joke or a pity fuck to someone. i'm also just very shy. when i do get attention i get nervous and chicken out.
>>684282743
mmm wanna lick your twat
>>684282743
Hey, I live on the East Coast too! What state?
>>684281368
feets pls? :3
Asshole plz
>>684283334
its..... a dude with implants breaking up some weed
>>684282743
Show Pussy when wet plz or asshole
>>684281368
Pussy Fan sign saying "Hi TJewlllz"
>>684283160
Nahhh, they know they can get fucked, they just are mad they can't keep him around after that.
>>684282743
Pee on video.
Two sharpies makes you fucking material
>>684283419
Then fuck some random dudes, build up confidence and experience then find your knight in shinning armor.
Also eat a bit healthier and do some more exercise. You see big changes quite quickly
Are you saving yourself?
>>684283140
Those are some wonky tits
>>684281368
Courtlyn is that you?
>>684283011
>but i didnt go for it
good, nobody likes a dirty coalburner
>>684283686
How about a bunch of VHS copies of Jurassic Park? Or is that just for bleeding on?
>>684283419
>who is actually attracted to me
newsflash, if they weren't attracted to you, they wouldn't be fucking you.
Pussy is pussy even if the chick is hot, guys don't fall in love without sex. You have disneyesque fantasies. You need to shed that and come to reality and get out there, sex is just sex and it always is just sex until you find someone who develops feelings for you. This isn't a hallmark/disney/lifetime bullshit movie. nothing in life is ever like that. Come on to reality.
>>684281368
I recognize your tits, you lard whore.
I know who you are
>>684283467
here you go
>>684282743
bend that fat ass over with some sexy panties on
>>684283923
I would like it so bad
>>684283939
>sexy panties
At that size...
>>684283923
Why do all fatties have that disgusting discoloration around their crotch? Is it because they can't wipe their ass good enough?
>>684283923
Comet?
>>684281368
I know what you can do if you're bored. No, it's not laying around. No, it's not stuffing the fat hole in the middle of your face to ease your boredom. Yeah, you got it...get up and go for a walk. Work up a sweat. Drink some water and mix in a lot of salads so you can shrink that beer gut of yours. I know one of these fat-ass /b/anons are willing to wade through the fat to get to your chub-rubbed holes but most normal dudes won't....
>>684281368
I'll take your virginity, gurl.
>>684283878
I'm fucking serious, she has pretty low esteem so I might as well ask that.
>>684281368
do you find niggers attractive, OP?
>>684283908
nice b8 m8
>>684281368
How's your face? Do you have a cute face?
>>684283923
Have you done other things sexually??
Also settle a big debate around here: do you think you prefer cut or uncut?
>>684283923
i recognize that asshole anywhere
you and i have spoken on kik before, you showed me a bunch of pics that i unfortunately lost.
I looved your body, still do.
My request is to get in the doggy position and spread your asshole as wide as possible.
if you have kik, i'd love to speak to you again.
>>684284097
Friction
>>684283908
I wonder if she was formerly known as cajuncutie18 on tumblr..?
>>684284197
If she's a virgin how would she know the difference?
Gangbang op, who's in?
>>684283923
>>684283923
You live in CT?
>>684284362
aye
>>684284217
>you and i have spoken on kik before
>if you have kik
make up your mind dumb ass. and quit making shit up
feet
>>684284303
A crocheted turd warmer? Why is she fucking a cold turd?
>>684281368
wrrite 4chan with lipstick on your ass cheeks NOW!
Masturbate for /b/ on tinychat
/GET
>>684284389
show dick
>>684284217
>i recognize that asshole anywhere
lol i've made a temporary kik a few times so maybe i've spoken to you. i havent spoken to many people on there
maybe youre thinking of someone else, idk.
i dont have one at the moment though
>>684284192
not in my opinion
>>684284149
i wouldnt use that word but yes i dont have a type when it comes to race..
>>684284120
i dont know why youre acting like you're giving some brand new information here.
>>684283923
More asshole, 9/10 would fuck
>>684284442
she deleted it you dumb fuck, that's why I said "if you still have it"
jesus christ /b/ is full of fucking idiots.
picture of your chest! squirt some lotion onto your sweet tits for added effect!
ive attached a picture for reference.
also, how close have you gotten to losing your virginity?
how often do you masturbate?
what do you find most attractive in a man?
>>684283923
why do you have 2 buttholes?
>>684284442
touché!
>>684283923
Ass spread, finger up bottom
>>684284553
>that's why I said "if you still have it"
but you didnt. youre welcome to double check
>>684284522
oh you have spoken to me, that much is true, your butthole is very recognizable, not to mention I used to fap to those pics you sent me like.. daily.
i miss those pics.
>>684284609
i have a dimple there.
>>684284640
touché again!
>>684284705
Do you I think I could fuck your dimple?
Kik? Snapchat? I'd love to see that body OP.
>>684284705
On the real I'd fuck you if you live in NY
>>684284697
>grabs dick to make it look bigger
doggy style spread your asshole, another pic with a finger/or two in, same angle.
>>684284840
Manlets never learn
>>684284705
Be honest, what did you have removed? Was it a vestigial tail? Or the remote after it got lodged from being sat on for too long?
>>684284697
nice angling to make it seem like youre as thick as a can
not
>>684283923
i had to hold my breath, holy shit that looks smelly as hell
>>684284609
2 buttholes....sounds good...
>>684284705
Me too sometimes I have to be careful to not let poop get trapped in there
>>684284665
Stop lying you virgin beta faglord
>>684284665
well i'm flattered that you enjoyed them i guess.
>>684284951
Top bantz.
>>684284313
shes a virgin, never said she hasnt sucked cock or...literally never formed any sexual aesthetic judgements.
>>684281613
This for sure.
>>684284553
The only fucking idiot here is you Mr pleb
>>684281613
BUMP! WE ALL WANT THIS NOW!
>>684285077
word
well post more so we all can enjoy again.
>>684281368
PROVE HYMEN SHOT PLEASE!
How old are you?
How old?
>>684284665
You're the equivalent to that annoying kid back in high school who lied about having mew on pokemon blue.
>>684284097
Everyone farts multiple times a day. Sometimes its just a little and you wont even notice it.
Usually this isnt a problem but if there is too much fat the gas cant go out and adds to a small gas chamber at the asshole. Due to Friction the gas may be ignited.
>>684285246
i think you're part of a very small minority lol most people want me to fuck off so i prob will now
anyway thanks for your time y'all
>>684285306
And you would be the kid who made him keep doing it by arguing with him about it...
>>684285446
Dont be a cunt.
>>684285446
noooooo!
please don't. I want you here at least, some of the guys in this thread do as well.
fuck the rest and post pics. i guarantee you some of us will fap to it.
>>684284705
i'd fuck ur dimple
All these faggots posting their tiny dicks.
Time for sage
>>684285091
According to her posts in this thread she's never been with a man, ergo she's never seen a dick in person. Sure, she may have an aesthetic preference, but without ever having had one inside her how could she say which one is the more pleasurable?
>>684285446
Please no!
>>684285609
Agreed. Post, and fuck the faggots saying otherwise.
I wouldn't mind helping with your virginity problem
>>684285580
No I was just the kid who was calling that kid out on his bullshit
>>684281368
Face with eyes covered
show feets plox
>>684281368
Eh, I'd stick my tongue in your belly button, vag and ass, OP.
>>684282190
Distrusting, sick, son of a pig.
You look pretty fuckable to me, unless your face is way ugly or if you have a horrible personality. Most of the dipshit nerds ITT talking shit have never fucked a real woman.
Moar asshole plz x
>>684285446
please see
>>684284584
dont go because a few shitposters are here.
>>684281978
Fuck off and leave this girl alone! I'd talk to her anytime, and more, if we got together!
Please hold I piece of paper saying I love Danny and spread pissy next to it
>>684287117
There's a piece of something on your donger
bump! OP come back!
she heard it was chilly outside so she went and got a spoon
>>684284697
>having pabts
You're out
>>684283923
I'd eat that like a black man eats watermelon in July
>>684287353
Hahahaha cotton from my joggers
>>684287117
Dude clean your tiny dick there's smegma on it.
>>684287365
i dont think i'm gonna post any more pictures, sorry
>>684284665
did you send me a vid of you in the shower? bc if so then i remember you
If you're in the DMV area I'm about to get off work we can meet up. I would love to see what those chubby cheeks feel like sliding up and down my cock.
>>684285609
>>684286887
>>684286940
Fucken white knight faggots
>>684282743
Keep it clean and don't be desperate. If you want sex you'll have no problem finding it.
>>684287756
Tiny 8 inch with a piece of cotton from trousers
>>684287909
Department of motor vehicles area?
>>684281368
Betas
Betas everywhere
>>684284522
>I don't know why you're acting like you're giving some brand new information here
Fucking owned
>>684287863
i did lol, it was of me cumming on either my stomach or shower door.
glad you remember me.
>>684288251
>implying you're beta just for fucking fat chicks
>implying there's something wrong with chubby girls
>implying you're a raging homosexual
>>684283662
This. I know I can get fucked but only by fat ugly guys, or else he won't stick around for more than one go, so I don't bother (not OP btw)
>>684281368
Show pussy wit h legs spread open. No hands please
>>684284913
Jesus
>>684284088
kek.
>>684287863
Pic of you fingering your bum plz
>>684283923
Your asshole looks 5/10,your stomach is killing all the stuff just start running or doing aerobics like 1 hour per day in 1-2 years you can maximize your body limits, dont do any diet that is the worst way too loose weight, dont take drugs ( i am an gym instructor and ive seen a lot of people taking drugs at gym or doing a fast diet and all the fat remains ) by the way,dont be so dramatic i was a virgin too :p
>>684288251
i'm aware that the people itt who would be willing to fuck me are probably not much to write home about. but neither am i clearly so
i'll make a kik, which i will probably delete before the end of the day. and i probably wont send anyone pictures lol pointless i know. but if you want to talk (feel free to send me dirty stuff i guess) it's:
clementine338
>>684288640
Show us your butthole then
Was gonna roast you alive,but you keep doing you OP you're aight.
op, can I tongue punch your fart box?
suck on a tit maybe?
>>684281368
Is it because you don't want to have sex or because you've struck out too many times?
Also, would you fuck a black?
>>684289054
some nice tits. love the pink areolas
you're cool op
thanks for delivering
>>684289694
i've never really tried to have sex with someone. i've never been rejected because i havent really tried..
i would have sex with a black guy.
Bad hand of fate when fat girls don't even have big tits to compensate.
Anyway, you could loose most of the weight in six months if you put some effort in - it's really not hard, just a matter of realising that you are literally making yourself fat, and bored, and a virgin, and depressed, on your own, and it doesn't have to be that way.
Thanks for posting a picture of a pen up your ass, though.
You fags ain't shit
>>684290194
Of course you would, everything about you shows you lack the ability to make smart decisions.
>>684290412
i'm just not racist, sorry :)
>>684290222
that is horrible, the face is amazing the body is disgusting and vomit inducing.
>>684290542
Or discriminating when it comes to food choices, health matters, or where you post nude photos...
>not racist tho
>>684282463
Why do people just post there cock in attention whore threads? It doesn't do anything
>>684283923
Very nice i love to lick and put my dick in your ass and pussy
>>684290412
You got mad when she said she would fuck a black guy. You want her.
>>684289054
Soooooo, anal?
>>684290897
I'd do full sex with her
>>684290924
Nah, I just don't want to pay for more single moms and their "choices".
>>684290842
>>684281368
Would bang why not, if shes hygenic and shit I dont care, always wanted to stick my dick in a landwhale.
>>684282190
God I would rail you.
>>684291329
ITT faggots post their cocks for some reason
>>684281368
Id hit that. My standards are in the negatives.
>>684291809
>>684290924
this
>>684291914
high res, low quality
>>684291809
u dont like?
>>684290194
Has anyone ever shown interest? Apart from al these internet dudes posting their cocks?
>>684292277
nice one
>>684281368
I'd fuck you then take you to get a burger and see a movie and then fuck you again. I'd even text you the next day because I would have likely left my sunglasses at your house and we can fuck again and get breakfast because that's the kind of guy I am. Horny, and Hungry.
>>684282743
>East Coast
Anywhere near north jersey? I'd be down to have sexual relations in the missionary positions for the sole purpose of stress relief
>>684292450
i think i said this earlier but since high school i've run in social circles with very very few straight men lol i feel like i barely know how to interact with them
i'm not the type to go to a bar or a party and meet guys. i feel like i havent had many opportunities which i know is my own doing for the most part
but when i was in jamaica i got hit up a lot.
also occasionally in the neighborhood i work in
>>684292835
In Jamaica? You passed up dick capital
>>684292835
Must have helped you seem more confident in this thread than before
>>684293177
She probably did not want to be a fertility queen
>>684293177
yeah i was really nervous. got molested on a beach by a very insistent man which kind of turned me off.
>>684293409
you were molested in Jamaica?
>>684293554
not anything extreme. just a man who was very pushy, grabbed my breasts, had to push him off me, et.c
>>684281368
Where you from OP? I like fat girls
>>684293648
do you go alone or in a group of friends
>>684282743
Near NYC? I'll give it to you on the regular if you want it
>>684293789
group of friends. was left alone for a bit, and that happened
>>684293825
>the thirst is real
>>684294036
Flight: Watch Denzel drink for two hours
>>684294036
Welcome to /b/, summer
Im scared that you would literally eat my dick so pleace lose some weight OP.
>>684294036
lol
>>684293939
Shit. That sucks
Op, if /b/ was to buy you a sex toy, would you use it on cam?
>>684284389
>>684284697
Clean up your fucking room.
>>684293939
Well, I mean, whatever happens with your sex life in the future I guess good luck
>>684281497
This is such a stupid fucking request - why do faggots always ask for this.
How about a dildo, or at least a vibrator.
>>684281368
Care to take a standing photo?
Timestamp spread ass
>>684294933
>why do faggots always ask for this
Holy fuck how new are you?
>>684281368
do situps
also check em
>>684294933
fucking newfag
>>684295018
been here since 2010, shit has always been stupid
>>684294933
>newfag confirmed
It is a /b/ tradition and it won't be altered because a whiny new friend has a problem with it.
>>684295045
With that gut, she'd just build abs under the fat.
She needs to run
>>684282743
I would not want to fuck you
>>684295101
hahah wow 2010.
Came in during the Jessie Slaughter days
You must be soo cool
