my gf and i, about to go to a formal roast us
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my gf and i, about to go to a formal
roast us
is her pussy tight?
Neither of you is white.
>>684324555
Hella...
>>684324734
I'm greek if that counts
You look like fucking marin shkreli
Fuck off both of you
Isn't having eachother enough?
Why do you need attention from a bunch of anonymous degenerates?
There are literally millions of subjects you can discuss, thousands of things you can do in your country, hundreds in your city and dozens in your house
There's literally an unending source of knowledge you can achieve together.
You can just sit and hold each other. You can remember your good times.
Not fucking whore for attention on this shithole of a website.
Ask yourselves then, why are you together if you need this kind of attention? Is it love? Or is it the idea of being in love?
There, roasted
Sage
>>684325130
Brutal
i think my grandfather roasted one of those in hiroshma
>>684324380
Nigga you look like me fuck off
Seeing this makes me wish Asians were flooding our country instead of millions of shitskins.
t. Germanfag
>>684325952
99% sure that guy has a small dick. Your gf needs a hung white dude
spit roast?
>>684325130
ROOOOAAASSSTEEEEEED
>>684324380
fine ass girlfriend you got there
>>684325130
this guy's roast is enough for today
>>684326405
6.5 inch ;)
>>684324829
it doesnt faggot
>>684325130
I think OPs aren't replying because they're discussing their relationship over this fucking comment holy shit
>>684324380
Tell her to pop a titty out
>>684326714
Right, small.
>>684325130
Savage.
>>684326915
This
>>684324829
The European nigger.
I think we roasted yall enough in hiroshima
post feet
>>684326915
nah a friend was taking photos
also i'm chinese
>>684325130
leave andrew
>>684327530
You've got the face of a dropped pie.
>>684327530
POO
>>684327530
Dude's staring off into the distance at all those dicks he wished he had instead.
>>684327530
Tits or gtfo
I have the yellow fever. Thanks OP.
>>684325130
>being retarded enough to show you and gf's ugly ass faces
>being a lemony chode
>have nothing better to do with gf than go on /b/ and start an attention whore thread
Gee I don't really think I need to roast you guys, seems you've done a pretty good job of making yourselves look bad.
>>684324380
>>684324829
ellinas eipes?
>>684325130
A gentleman and a scholar.
>>684328933
Fuck off gypsy
>>684328624
>asks for roast on 4chan
>gets offended
10/10 for cringy reply OP 1 or 2.
If the dude wearing the god damn cross earings and the bowtie wrote this then I feel bad for his rather attractive counterpart.
>>684328624
capping for oc cringe
>>684324380
How long until she's a citizen and can dump your ass?
>>684329723
You know what's sad? All jokes aside. She's dating this dude by choice. They're young. They'll break up, likely due to the fact that he wears crucifix earrings.
>>684325130
O.O
Why
>>684327530
Nice bowtie! Whered you buy it at? The bowtie store!!!?
>>684329095
>>684330434
Samefags. That roast was brutal.
>>684330434
>O.O
kill yourself you fucking tumor.
>>684327530
I would stretch your girlfriend the fuck out
>>684325130
jesus
>>684324380
Nice looking gal you got there. Good job. She kind of looks like a cunt though
>>684324743
>hella
Pretty unforgivable verbiage. Btw I've tracked your IP, found your facebooks and now know everything there is to know about both of you.
salud
>>684324380
fuck you and this "roast me" attention whoring bullshit.
tits or gtfo
>>684325952
Only one?
>>684325130
rekt
>>684326128
U mad cuz I got the girl bro?
>>684324380
10/10 would nuke again
>>684331001
Fuck yourself with a rusty truck wrench you lobotomized cum stain
>>684331378
>684331378
guess its the highlight of your Saturday
>>684324380
That's one of the most beautiful faces i have seen,
