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ITT:
Bad descriptions of video games.

Rules:
No more than 14 words because fuck you.
Also, greentext.

If someone guesses yours, you lose. Whatever this means.

Let's go
> constantly change make-up and outfit
> blow up guy in a wheelchair
> that cleavage
>>
bumping just once because fuck you
>>
> run fast
> furry porn
> Worst game ever
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>>684322002
Sonic

> also fight with instruments
> grill some steaks
> pet a pig
>>
>This game is awersome
>I love this game
>Flowey is the dead son of toriel and asgore
>>
I have a gud one.
>15 meter test
>dat music
>only normies left running
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>little grill tries to fuck you up
>oh shit nigga a cannibal
>considered one of the best games out there
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>>684323749
Disqualified for breaking rule #1.
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>>684324098
Dead Island?
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>>684324420
>considered one of the best games out there

Nigga no.
>>
>>684324181
Sorry i didnt notice it
>>
>>684321269
>Shit tier trailer
>Same Shit as Last Year
>Dislikes
>>
bumperino
>>
>>684324098
bioshock?
>>
>>684324761
Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare

Topkek
>>
>>684323003
Mother 3/Earthbound
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>>684324098
Bioshock
>>
>>684324778
Nope
>>
>figurines
>only neet beta autists actually play it
>heresy
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>>684324841
No BF1
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>>684324098
Bioshock
>>
>>684324955
>>684324875
>>684324778
God damn. No!
>>
>>684324914
Warhammer
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>>684324875
>>684324778
You guys are retards.

>>684324098
Last of us
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>>684324914
Super Smash Brothers
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>>684325088
No. Not a zombie apocalypse. Has to do with paranormal.
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>>684325077
LOL of course

Next.
>nigger
>tentacles and claws
>kill science man on rooftop to win
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>>684324098
Fear?
>>
>>684325213
Oh, then fear3
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>>684325129
I kekd
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>>684324761
cod?
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>>684325373
>>684325310
Correct Anons
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>>684325302
Dead Island
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>>684325302
Prototype

>tfw never even played it
>>
>mediocre tier
>has run its course
>srsly, 13 expansions?
>another one on the way? Really?
>>
>You wake up
>You don't remember anything
>You have a magic hand
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>>684325721
Wow?
>>
>>684325726
That uncle game forgot thw name
>>
>>684324872
Nope

Tip:
Pic gives it away.
>>
>>684325721
Final fantasy
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>>684325844
I don't know what you are talking about, but no.
>>
>>684325687
LOL. Gj.

Next
>autistic cellphone batmanfag somehow manages to not get arrested
>>
>boss not even 5 minutes into the game
>trolled by the creators
>why is this so hard
>>
>>684325902
LOL no, but totally qualifies.

>>684325799
Yup. Warcraft.
>>
>>684325726
Portal?
>>
>>684325936
Watchdogs. Getting all of your questions right now.
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>>684326012
Dark souls. Git gud.
>>
>>684326012
Dark souls.
It isn't that hard
>>
>>684326012
Demons Souls. Because you wanna be different and not say Dark Souls.
>>
>>684321269
Here's a hard one.
>It's Legend of Zelda
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>little autistic kids record videos of this game
>cringeworthy song parodies
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>>684326176
Super mario maker ?
>>
>>684326176

NINTENDOGS FOR
THE SEGA PLAYSTATION
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>run fast
>change armor
>become demon
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>>684326121
LOL. Ok

Next
>parkour in fps mode
>not fun at all
>lens flare: the video game
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>>684326296
Fnaf. Those parodies piss me off.
>>
>>684326296
Minecraft
>>
>>684321269
>go to work
>do work
>unforeseen consequences

>>684323003
MH4U
>>
>>684326296
Minecamft
>>
>>684326296
Minecraft?
>>
>>684326098
Nope, is a rpg
>>
>>684326378
Mirrors edge.
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>>684326176
Paper mario
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>>684326378
Uncharted as a whole. Fuck that game
>>
>>684326330
Kekd hard
>>
>>684321269
MGS3 fucking obviously
>>
>>684326474
You forgot the not fun qualifier
>>
>>684326326
>>684326330
Nope. I really don't expect anyone to get it
>>
>>684326431
>>684326447
>>684326458
winrars
>>
>>684326446
Correcto mundo

I'm impressed
>>
>young thief
>old homo rapist
>steal jungle beaner shit
>shitty online, not worth it
>>
>>684321269

>latino
>blow shit up
>people now like you
>>
>get matched with russians
>hate russians
>cant play cuz left, cuz of russians
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>>684326474
Gj.

Next
>get a big fucking scythe
>be Irish
>confusing story about demons that makes no sense
>>
>>684326378
Call of Duty?
>>
>>684326709
Just Cause
>>
>>684326709
Just cause
>all of them
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>>684326707
Temple run
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>>684326594
Darksiders
>>
>>684326717

Cs go
>>
>>684326446
HALO 5 LEGENDS
>>
>>684326717
Eve online
Dont fuck with russian on eve
>>
>>684326807
Lmfao
>>
>>684326726
Dante's inferno
>>
>>684326717
Csgo
>>
>jump people like a nigger
>steal like a nigger
>be a nigger
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>>684326717
War Thunder, tovarich
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>>684326679
petting the pig just right or else it runs form you. Il never forget how sad I felt when I showed my affection only to have it run away
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>>684326926
San Andreas
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>>684321269
Snek eater
>>
>>684326926
GTA
>>
>>684326898
Missed this one.

Hint: 1990s game
>>
>>684321269
Shrooms everywhere
So high fireflies talk
Friend is a beaver
>>
>>684326779
>>684326756

yep
>>
>>684326840
This is a joke right? like a stab at how BAD Halo5 is right?
>>
>>684321269
Blood money
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>>684324778
>>684324875
>>684324955
>considered one of the best games out there
>bioshock

Retards.
>>
>>684327110
Mario in the world of lsd shrooms
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>>684327005
>>684327041

Yup.
>>
I got one

>Super Mario Galaxy: Gook Dog Edition
>>
>>684326574
Yep!

> slaves
> pretty gory at times
> hello
> farts
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>>684326717
CSS
CS1.6
CODBO3
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>>684326446
Papers please
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>go to school
>fall asleep
>woah what the hell
>>
>airplanes
>biased russian devs
>everyone better than you is using OP planes
>>
>>684327227
Nah it's Kao the Kangaroo: Round 2
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>>684327316
Lolipop chainsaw
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>>684327287
I like your style. but no it wassent the game its ment for
>>
>hitler giving speech
>his testicles explode
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>>684327353
Again War Thunder, tovarich
>>
>>684327316
Bully?
>>
>>684327353
World of tanks
>>
>>684327396
Snipar
>>
>>684327384
Nope. No apocalypse.
>>
>>684327316
Are you even trying ? Life is strange
>>
>>684327396
Sniper Elite V2
>>
>>684327446
Nope
>>
>>684326984
Feel ya. But on the other hand it always gives you another chance.
>>
>>684326296
Meinkampf?
>>
>>684327507
Kek. Got other Anons somehow.
>>
>be in desert
>get friends killed
>private pyle
>>
>new school
>shoots yourself
>gets cool power
>>
>h-bomb
>long sleep
>ass holes everywhere
>stupid guns
>baseball stadium

easy mode
>>
>>684327708
Fallout 4
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>>684327601
also Hammers or go horm hunterhorns are bae and giant fuck of swords are cancer
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>>684327708
Dick kickem forever
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>>684327634
bullies?
>>
>lets spend time togheter cause we're friends
>OH GOD EVERYONE IS DEAD
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>go back in time to kill hitler
>turns out you are hitler
>kill hitler
>daughter kills you so you don't become hitler
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>press f = pay respect
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>>684327008
>>684327148
see
>>684326574
>>684327251
>>
>a suit crafted for you by your uncle
>frog men
>parkour
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>>684327821
nope
>>
>>684327774
correct
>>
>>684327843
Bioshock in the sky editoin
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>>684327843
This is Bioshock infinite
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>>684327843
bioshock infinite
easy
>>
>>684327862
Ass cred 2
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>throw fire
>drink fire
>roll
>die
>repeat
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>Crybaby
>Fuggin monsters
>Ayy it lives
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>>684326377
Come on you guys didn't even try this one
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>>684327799
Hammers all the way
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