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Need help , fastest way to get rid of hemorrhoids?
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>>684332206
Jordan ?
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Scissors.
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>>684332206
Stop getting buttfucked.
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Preparation h
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>>684332206
Hemorrhoid cream. Don't push so hard
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>>684332206
Stop taking it in the ass... Stupid cum blanket
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>>684332333
i actually want to get buttfucked on monday that's why i need this shit gone
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>>684332206
10 arrows to the butthole
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>>684332206
Go to the doctor and get prescription suppositories tbh
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>>684332382
is that better than suppositories? I've just had the worst dietevery these last few weeks and lots of coffee giving me gas etc
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>>684332512
Suppositories > everything else

in my experience
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>>684332206
Use a broom handle to slide them back inside. You're welcome.
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>>684332441
I can promise you that a hemorrhoid isn't going to stop me from fucking boipuss. You're fine.
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>>684332484
Don't think I could spend like €80 just to get rid of them, last few times I just waited them out or stole my dad's suppositores
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>>684332638
hurts like fuck though
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>>684332638
It's spelt boipucci
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>>684332206
Broken glass shards
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>>684332777
Homosexuality is a mental disorder. Please seek help
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Red hot needle nose pliers will take that right off
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>>684332333
>>684332777
if dubs do this >>684332313
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fireworks
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>>684332777
4u
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>>684332934
my girlfriend likes to peg is all
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>>684332934
haha laugh at the retard
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Update found my dads suppositiry stash
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>>684333423
What would happen if i used all 4
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>>684333423
>suppositores
those are for internal hemorrhoids, won't work.
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>>684333745
>make circle on wall
>stand at ~2 m from wall
>aim butt at wall
>try to poop as hard as you can
Fucking cheap darts
Enjoy OP
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>>684333877
you sure? I've used them in the past and they seemed to work. I'll get cream tomorrow just in case
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>>684332206
suicide?
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They'll go away on their own.

Why are they there in the first place? If you're having trouble pooping you should use fibre supplements.
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>>684336430
bad diet lately, I've just been pooping and gassy a lot.
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Im getting surgery for mine in 2 days. Good luck
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wire brush and kerosene
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>>684336970
wow good luck to you, I've had bigger ones before but never opted for a surgery.
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>>684336430
That's bullshit. There's different types, and different reasons
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>>684336751

You should get in there with a rag and gentle soap too.
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>>684337346

I've had them for a while and some are internal. And they get clotted/hurt.
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>>684337388

Oh shit didn't realise there was a doctor in the house.
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>>684337389
been showering like twice per day since they emerged, I'll start washing it before applying the cream
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>>684332206
No shit.
Take an Ice cube.
Rap it in some toilet paper.
Wet it under the sink.
Then place it against your hemorrhoid/ass hole.
It will work.
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thanks for the help everyone, hope none of you get hemorrhoids, it fucking sucks
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>>684338795
how long should i hold it for?
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How do you poo if you have hemaroids
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>>684338795
Hold it there until it melts.
>Repeat.
You might get a boner.
That means its working.
As the ice cools down the blood going into the blood clot.
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>>684339021
they don't block the hole 100%, it just hurts a bit when you need to poop, I think stool softeners are used if they're really bad
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>>684333362
Offended homosexual millenial that knows it is wrong to be who he is detected.
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>>684339238
ok getting ice now
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praise Allah and let a goat fuck you
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>>684339367
its not going to feel good.
But it works.
Trust me.
Kinda of if you get a boner.
Its weird.
You will see.
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>>684339693
I used frozen peas once, I'll let you know if I get a boner thanks
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>>684332206
Mayonnaise and a black man with a large penis. You do the math.
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>>684332206
Push really hard and keep pushing. It will fall out on its own after time
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>>684339964
>>684334225
>>684332972
>>684332825
>>684332631
>>684332313
This is not my first rodeo
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