Waifu Claiming thread
>How would your waifu/husbando react in a violent situation?
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. One claim per anon
>Insult others ruthlessly
>Post fitting, non-sexualized content
>Keep RP to a minimum, ERP non-existent
>Don't be gay, pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Don't be gay
>Pretend you're normal
>Discuss stuff
>All ships must dock and drop anchor
>Stop the hugbox. Declare your love in PM.
>You're in public. Act decent.
>Avoid empty posts/claims. We know you're here. You never leave.
>If you cannot triforce, get out.
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Most important: Have fun!
Dio-sama...
>Piece of shit frog anon ruins everythung edition
a a a a a a a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
>>684363902
well, she was a soldier on her home planet, so probably would attempt to enter it tactically. Although she's a massive fucking ditz so probably would fuck it up somehow
Claiming. What's up guys? How're you?
Wafu Waifu claimed
>Will work for hugs, not beg like a peasant
>>684363902
kagami claimed
>megumins a cutie!!
>>684363883
i will!!!! any flavor!!! i know you just like regular though....ill mail you a 10 lb bag!!! is that all you want???
>>684363902
>How would your waifu/husbando react in a violent situation?
Likely to get intimated and burst into tears.
Asuka claim! Asuka would kick the shit out of anyone in a violent situation
Rikka claimed.
Done with work and ready to chill
How is everyone doing?
>>684363891
I can presume he's doing alright, he hasn't said anything that'd make me think otherwise.
We've been on Terraria to take away this crippling boredom
>radical meme
Think I might go do something
>later
Iowa claim
Hot damn I'm early. What is up nig nogs
>>684364282
Hey Rikka, playing Doom and watching people here be silly
Why is TTP so addicting?
>Best idol claimed
Curie claimed
well Curie in my game usually kills evryone because I gave her a legendary fully upgraded combat rifle/
I wish you people would understand how retarded this thread has become.
claim people still mad? drama is fun
>>684364282
You came at a good time Rikka. How was work?
>>684364208
Yup, thank you very much~
>>684364282
Rikka~ I'm doing great! Will probably play some Stellaris soon
>>684363902
She would toy with them until or if they manage to hit her, then she'd try to kill her opponent brutally and without mercy.
>Not sure if you saw my post Hand
>Good to see you around
>>684364473
kek, mine wears a suit of X-02 and uses a legendary gatling laser
Niggers.
Akiko claimed
I'm not here
>>684364535
>>684364538
Throw a chair and find out who the niggers are
We have a lot of niggers
>>684364634
Yeah, I did. Good to see you around as well, buddy.
>>684364375
Oh great, a decent canvas.
Fukken claimed.
All your waifus are shit.
>>684364282
Doing fine, just got done with studying and dinner, chilling and playing some Dark souls 3. You?
>>684364720
Best character
>>684364586
Is this anime as good as people say it is? I don't know whether to watch it or na
>>684363852
Rest in peace, so you didn't know who I was. Why did you say "gute nacht" to me then two threads or one before if I may ask?
>this time, hopefully, last fubuki claim before I fall asleep
>again, good night everyone
>>684364179
Good. Chillingwith the fam. You?
>>684364208
I want big booty bitches
>>684363902
Well...
>
>>684364282
Hi frenemy!
>>684364375
Is my answer really needed to be said?
>>684364437
Lol I dunno
>>684364911
oh hello thier
>>684364911
I like it. It's just comedy and you have to check out the 2 firsts episodes to see if it's your cup of tea
>Megumin
>>684364875
>filename
>
>>684364420
How is the Doom single player? I have a friend who has it but his opinion is hard to go off of
>>684364548
I did? Well thats great, all I see is some guy bullying Tsuyu and I dont like it. He is a cool guy and he ust wants to have fun no need to kill that.
>>684364586
Fantastic to hear Megumin! Alriiiight have fun, how was your day today? Exciting? Fun? How was it?
>>684364911
I was gonna buy DS3 but then there wasnt a hydra in the game and I didnt want to buy it anymore
>>684365076
Hey frenemy!
>Rikka
>>684363902
best girl claimed!
and she would fuck shit up in her giant robot thats what
>>684364282
Rikka!
>OEWW!
>>684364375
Good evening Miss Bewbsaplenty.
>>684364586
MEgumin!
are you getting telegram?
>>684364897
never change Dio
So, is anyone else here done with finals?
>>684365076
sorry, im.....lacking, in department, i can try my best though!!!
>>684364897
How many waifus have you used as a canvas you monster.
>>684365076
The dick?
>>684364911
Aiz > Hestia
>>684365395
WHY DIDN'T MY FUCKING VIOLENT GIF LOAD HOLY FUCK
>>684365198
The single player is amazing, it essentially plays like the original just faster paced and with really really nice visuals. And I don't get why everyone is shit talking the multiplayer, it's honestly the most fun I've had in a multiplayer shooter in YEARS, takes me back to the Halo 2 days.
>>684365198
Well with anything good there's always going to be people getting butthurt. It's a fact of life. I'm just glad you're here, it's nice to have good people to talk to.
>>684365588
Already claimed her m8
>>684365198
Pretty boring, was raining like crazy outside so no riding done today.. Had some wine and a good feast!
>>684365395
Yeah! It's @MeguminSuperMage
>>684365428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ginx7WKq5GE
>>684365104
Hey
>>684365138
Hmmm, then I might check it out. I'm a little skeptical towards it, but I'll see. Thanks!
>>684365198
At least the game's got Anor Londo dude, it's totally worth the buy
>>684365452
Are we really going to do this again
>>684365072
Wasn't meant to be aggressive if it came like that I mean you could just wrote good night I was kinda confused seeing somebody writing gute nacht :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAMZWToyWVs
>>684365283
How ya doing?
>>684365428
I want me a three hunna pund booty one please
>>684365452
Was going to say niggers from trees by ropes on neck but that'll do
>>684365729
actually my claim post was 9 seconds earlier than yours
>>684365789
w-who am i letting go????
You people fucking suck.
Kill the frog anon
>>684365857
>Anor Londo
>Archers
>triggered
I hope you'll like it friend!
>>684365076
Help me find the answer.
>>684365789
>Let Her Go
Oh that brings back memories
I love you all.
>>684365395
>bewbsaplenty
I like it. What's up.
>>684365568
Dear lord Dio. I knew you liked lolis
>>684365857
Until you get I'm right bb.
>>684366031
Gotta love those windchimes.
>>684366242
Love you too babe.
>>684366041
Sorry m8, but this was my claim post:
>>684364281
>>684365452
Do you remember how many times you've claimed your waifu?
>>684366109
no booty no laifu m8
>jk <3
>>684366204
Good ones?..
>>684366041
>>684366325
How about you two share? I've done it before
>>684366204
Gotta know what it's about first Kek
>>684366242
I always love you Galky
>>684366311
Dubs confirms
>>684366242
same my dude
>>684366492
DIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>684366632
thanks for the check
>Satan
>>684366134
Just before the fucking bonfire...
>>684366629
o-oh!! i thought you were implying i was gonna give you away!!!
>i would never do that no matter the circumstance <3
>>684366632
I suggested that last thread, but anon didnt seem to want to
>>684363902
let's all stay calm and
>>684365602
Thats good to hear then, the single player is what I wanted the most anyways, the multiplayer I feel like it takes way too long to kill people, everyone is a bullet sponge, but thats my only complaint.
>>684365789
Ohhh a feast? What did you eat? Sounds like it would be a fantastic meal.
>>684365857
Who is that? Is he a cool kind of creature? If so then its a maybe
>>684365617
Thats true Kud, I wish everyone could enjoy the fun. Thank you, I love having you hear too, youre really great to talk to and your waifu is adorable!
>>684366031
I am alright, woke up to a phone call and had to go into work 2 hours early but other than that were all good, off tomorrow so its all alright! How are you frenemy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLXj_wH2OoI
>>684366242
I love you too Galko.
>>684366311
my waifu has apparently been claimed. so life is pretty much pointless. aside from that shit is great though i pumped out a jingle in like two days and i should be getting paid for it soon!
>also nice dubs lady
>>684366325
ah piss you win this time.i'll post Shikinami until you leave.
>>684366632
actually we can both get a different Asuka
>we can ship them!
>
>>684366134
>friend
Don't call me friend, pal.
Also, Anor Londo doesn't have its archers anymore, sadly. Rather, they're found before it, and there're lots more (around 6 archers)
And thanks!
>>684366311
You mean that Hestia > Aiz? Also, nice dubs.
>>684366632
Dubs don't confirm cuz he's a fag that thinks Aiz is better than Hestia
>>684366903
We don't need any more scientific research in these threads. Don't incite a lewd riot!
what do you think esdeaths hat smells like if we were together i would keep stealing it and wearing it
>>684367045
Alright, it's 5 am and I just had my 12 game winstreak broken
I think now is a good time to sleep and sober up
Goodnight /waifu/
>>684366968
Idk dude I feel like I'm Nightcrawler with that damn teleporter grenade
>>684367233
Goodnight Aki.
>Kyouko
>>684366629
>Let Her Go
>Good memories
No :(
>>684366632
The Phantom Pain's game play.
>>684367013
Are you the same Asuka anon from like, three threads ago?
>>684367233
later akiko, goodnight don't let the crippling fear of the void bite
>>684366031
you want that ghetto booty??? there's plenty of it around here kek
>>684367013
It's a sad day. Maybe if you're faster next thread you'll get her. Good to know you've gotten something going for you.
>>684367039
Its Aiz > Hestia bud. Don't get it twisted
>>684367233
Goodnight bro. Have cozy restful sleeps
No One Piece claims?
Really?
>>684366833
dubs confirms~
>>684366968
Just had some Chinese Fondue~
>>684367039
I know~ Right now I'm at hallway where Gwyndolin's boss fight used to be
>Don't call me pal, buddy
>>684367353
Sorry D:
>>684366754
The belt thing takes some time to do.
>>684367638
One piece characters are fucking ugly.
>>684367638
One Piece is low tier anime
>>684366754
Got you homie
>>684366892
Oh. Well then
>>684366968
Really slow day. Hanging with fam atm
>>684367013
Or same Asuka anons. Love each other like you love yourself
>>684367039
Oh
>>684366903
Cutest girlie?
>>684367220
:D
>>684367353
>fuggin saved. Das cute
Will see to it
>>684367434
Aw hell yeah!
>>684366968
It's all fun, and it will continue to be. Anything good happen today?
>>684367233
Night Akiko
>>684367675
>TFW Dio will never tag your waifu
>>684367493
No no no no, dude, it's Hestia > Aiz
>>684367664
I'm on NG+ as of now, so far in... eh... the huge tree boss, whatever that one is. Just killed that thing. Have you done pvp?
>Don't call me buddy, lad
>>684367220
>
>>684367675
That's actually a quality Dio belt. You're taking some time into this aren't you.
>>684368065
>one off
was ready to check.
>>684368182
Aiz > Hestia. Like I said man you're getting it twisted
>>684367910
I guess
>>684368046
I didn't realize One Piece was looked down upon. Zoro claimed anyways
>>684367419
yes it is!
>i'm here almost constantly
>what even is life
>>684367493
i think we settled on a form of shared custody. but i;m glad about the jingle too! hows life going for you Miss Bewbsaplenty?
>>684368046
A FUCKIN MEN
>>684368065
I mean i do ship both Asukas so that may be possible
>>684367675
draw me like one of your French girls!
>>684368482
I don't know why but I realy hate this face
I guess I just hate you by instinct.
>>684368182
Noice! I've tried to do some pvp.. I'm a dirty casul scrub tho so I got destroyed
>Don't call me lad, guy
>>684367251
Hmmmm I might try it again, it was the beta afterall maybe they changed something with the full game
>>684367664
>Chinese Fondue
Never have had regular fondue before, whats the difference??
>>684368065
Slow days suck, but the fam is fun, good to hear!
>>684368153
Glad we see it that way.
>Anything good happen today?
Hmmm well I successfully fixed multiple games at work today, so I am proud of myself, my training is complete I am now a game technician haha other than that I just walked around and helped who I could. How about you? Anything happen?
>>684368576
OEWW
>>684368065
;^)
>>684368395
Iowa a cute.
>>684368793
>OEWW
How is life with the patch treatin ya?
>>684368727
>That filename
Listening to Nekrogoblikon while playing Doom is pretty fucking metal, just saying.
>>684368793
I have absolutely no idea~
>>684367664
It's all good, can't run from the past anyways,
>>684368065
Godspeed
>Das cute
Another one
>>684368576
Not that much of an inspiring canvas, so here's a basic one
>>684368395
Sometimes there are small details I just feel like putting effort into
>>684368153
Those are some large tears, anyways you should've thought about it before claiming a filthy loli. It is very rare that I draw on one.
>>684368065
wh-what are you saying?
well... appreciated- you're adorable too.
>>684368482
hmpf!
>>684369009
I like this image. A lot.
>>684369009
Booby Brother.
>>684369044
Its the best.
>>684369088
How the fuck did he do that.
>>684368395
No, dude, you're the one twisting reality. It's always going to be Hestia > Aiz
>>684368695
You can always just use an Estoc and destroy everyone in a few swings. You'll gain the hatred of lots of players (even me) though.
What build do you use?
>Don't call me guy, eh... friend?
Tsuyu claimed.
Hi guys.
>>684368576
Sharing can always be nice so long as the other guy is. Nothing major going on. Just the normal play games and I gotta write a paper but that shouldn't be too hard.
>>684369009
Galko is also a qt
>>684369113
I know the feel bro.
>>684369264
It'll be hard accepting the truth but just know in time you'll learn Aiz > Hestia
>>684367664
>failed satanic trips confirms further
satan will stay away from us kek
>>684369204
>As long as it's secretly consensual.
>>684368793
>fixed multiple games
>game technician
You sound like you have the best job ever! Man I've been an aide for the newspaper here and a delivery driver. Turrible
>How about you? Anything happen?
Wish I could say so. It's been a really boring day, and yet it flew by very quickly.
>>684369075
>Ni-Nico Nico Ni~
hnnnnnnnng
>>684369113
No canvas to work with, right?
I know you don't like that she's a loli but honestly she's older than a lot of the other waifus people have. But it's your choice.
>you'll come around eventually
>>684369508
Consensual rape is the best kind of rape.
>>684369113
sorry I'm not as bosomy as Miss Bewbsaplenty. I'll keep trying
>>684369354
what is the paper on?
>>684369288
Tongue-kun!
>nice dubs
Dont let the waifuless run you off!
>>684369288
Nyehaehey!
>>684368576
so then, I take Soryu and you take Shikinami? I'm cool with this
>>684368395
Dammit!
>>684368576
I like where this is going
>>684368793
Aunt's bday and I'm crowned cheese queen by the kids
>>684369009
Hey, hey now Galky
>>684369075
Stop!
>I love it this so much!
>>684369122
That blush!
>>684369193
Good.
>>684369204
Breast friend.
>>684369354
We're pretty similar.
>>684369824
?
>>684369354
Stop mistreating me. You're raping me by not agreeing with me. Hail Hestia, down with Aiz
>>684369861
Scary
>>684369709
But of course.
>>684369264
Or I could use a Dark Sword!
I'm using exile greatsword with a heavy gem
Can't remember my stats of the bat
>went full circle?
>>684369456
Kek. Satan didn't bless us with is knowledge
>>684369075
sadly, we can't...
>>684369736
Nobody ran me off.
Nothing happened.
>>684369753
Uh, hello I suppose.
>>684370033
>is
>his
>>684369755
I mean i would like to get to post prime waifu sometimes too >.< but i think both
>>684369824
and i are interested in shipping the two Asukas together
>we can even grow Diostaches
>>684370069
ah okay. i ust saw some asshole being an asshole and then you were gone and life was pointless
>>684369861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOBKxUT9Da4
go away satan, you're drunk....
>>684369595
Kek, don't die on me
>>684369824
What's that I hear DJ Khaled? You said "Another One"?
>>684370033
That's why we push on! Until those memories sneak back in kek.
>>684369595
As I've said before, the actual age does not matter when faced with a loli, it's body is the part that defines filth.
>>684369736
Althought I personally have a love for breasts, they are not a specific requirement for a good canvas, the bigger issue is that a full body suit is hard to work with.
>>684369015
Life is sweet and the patch is nice and tight, how about you how is the patch life??
>>684369063
Made me laugh more than it should have, but I mean guess I have to try it for myself!
>>684369288
Hey Tsuyu, love you!
>>684369595
Best job ever? Not really but I try to enjoy it while I am working there, I really want to be a teacher. Newspaper aide? How is that? What is that like?
Yeah time flys when youre doing nothing, those are my days off in a nutshell
>>684369824
Color me confused, but it sounds cute!
Musical QOTT: drop those fucking tunes my dudes, stat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw
>>684369736
Just a research paper. Can be anything and it's due on Monday so I really procrastinated.
>>684369824
You'll get your gets soon.
>>684369939
>blonde
>boobs
>qts
I'd say we are yea.
>>684369960
Excuse me. Check your privilege before you call me out on things like "rape". Up with Aiz down with Hestia
>>684370190
I literally only have 1 picture of Shikinami
>>684370415
>blonde
>boobs
>qt
You called?
>>684370513
yaayy!! i killed satan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOYwWaH9gGc
we need more dank memes kekkles
>>684370393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK1bi4emEkk
>kagami
>>684370033
Dark Sword is awful, true, but I feel the Estoc is even worse ha. Oh, is it nice? I was sorta wondering if I could use it, but I'm more of a fast weapon guy. Currently going to Twinswords (no roll L2 pls), may be using a Katana in the future
>Don't full circle me, pal
>>684370317
Please do no harm towards my person / waifu
>>684370415
Even if you think Aiz > Hestia (which is not true), I believe you've found yourself a competitor that shows to be better than you. Therefore I declare
>>684370756 > >>684370415
>>684370779
GG Kagami, you did it.
>>684370779
Purple loli does it again
>>684370350
I know, and I'll never hold that against you Dio, but you'll come around. They always do.
>>684370246
I like the one where she's embarrassed more but NicoXMaki was my favorite from the get-go
>>684370392
It was interesting. I worked in the sports section, so I met some beat writers and got to go to a bunch of local sporting events. Great job but no pay.
>>684370393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg6XL0qP9q4
>>684370392
Hello Rikka.
>>684370190
Well good for that asshole then..?
>>684370393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIiqC3knH2c
would purge the unclean
>>684370973
>>684370978
does this go on my resume????
>>684370968
Thanks for the compliment.
>>684370393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD6oDnm43HA
>>684370756
>calling all blonde boobed qts.
>>684370968
WOW EXCUSE ME. I'M ACTUALLY TRIGGERED
>>684371112
Don't see why not.
>>684370246
I hope they do~
>one day
>>684370392
It was pretty good!
>I love dat pic
>>684370968
I like heavy weapon, they're so satisfying when you get some heavy hits
>Sorry, I won't circle you any more, buddy
>BUDDY
>>684371112
>off by one
No
>>684369939
Bad Galky! Bad!
>>684370190
Shipmaster likes
>>684370246
I know
>and another one
>I love these maki nico nico nii
>>684370392
Sat down and posted then kids placed girls hair clip on me and called me cheese queen by putting sticky notes on me
>>684370415
Like in that one thread?
>>684371260
>>684370968
i think that's enough you two.
this isn't very
>>684371237
You're more than welcome
>>684371260
WELL EXCUSE ME FOR SETTING THINGS RIGHT
>>684371300
I used to like them, but then I realized I just can't hit anybody with it, since I'm bad. Rip
>DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUDDY TWICE? I'M GONNA MURDER YOU
>>684371471
You better stay out of this, we don't want to hurt you
>Ikaros
bruh
These threads are gay
