Fasted ways and easiest to kill myself anons?
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Fasted ways and easiest to kill myself anons?
don't lol
>>767463429
there
>Fasted ways and easiest to kill myself anons?
GOLLY
I HAVE NEVER, EVER SEEN THIS QUESTION ASKED ON /B/ BEFORE NOW
>>767463592
Oh also where it says time in mins is the time for heart to stop, on average they are about a quarter of that for brain to stop
>>767463429
>>767463592
1.7 minutes to die from shotgun to head?
>>767463697the times are for your heart to stop beating, and obviously your heart keeps beating if you die for about a minute or two
>>767463533
Sand person
>>767463691
>when you put the quotes on the wrong image to confuse the uninformed
>>767463592
>Hit by train
>17 minutes
Wut?
>>767463592
Why isn't the gas/helium shit in there that I see shitposted in here on an almost daily basis ?
>>767463592
Image being that poor fucker who survives a shotgun to the head
>>767463429
Why are there so many sad fucks on /b/ who want to kill themselves? Are you just teenagers looking for attention? I don’t get it.
>>767463755
>your heart keeps beating
>if you die
>for about a minute or two
But if the heart is beating you are alive r-right?
>>767464095
Not conscious... that is the important part!
>>767463920
50% of people survive cutting their own throats eek
Explosives are easier to acquire than you might think. They can be made with bleach and some other chemical I've forgotten. Google it.
Nitrogen gas can be pretty easily acquired, or made at home. Google that too.
Mustard gas is extremely easy to make - mix urine and bleach. However, it isn't very quick or painless. There's a reason it was used in chemical warfare.
Given that you're even asking the question, I'll assume you don't have a firearm. If you do, use that. Don't aim at the forehead.
Heroin overdose kills in seconds, painlessly. Unfortunately, you need to look like a druggie and live in a ghetto/low income area, or know people.
And finally, to dispel some myths:
Drinking household bleach won't kill you.
Paracetamol overdose hurts.
Hanging isn't actually that painful.
>>767463907
You gotta wait for the train, dumbass
>>767463907
often people don't die on impact and take some time to bleed out. pic related, he got wedged between the train and the platform. he could never live, his organs were destroyed, but the pressure kept him from dying right away.
>>767464251
Why no aim at forehead?
>>767464546
Because you hit the frontal lobe and you can live without that... as a complete vegetable
of course there has been cases of people slipping with the gun and just chipping skin off their heads
>>767463761
shut up you twat and stay on 4chan
>>767464658
Worked well enough for this bloke
>>767464251
how is hanging not painful?
>>767465682
Bc your neck breaks giving you an instant painless death
>>767463920
EASIEST WAY TO KILL YOURSELF IS SUICIDE
>CAPS LOCK IS CRUSE CONTROL FOR COOL