You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a girlfriend.
FAGGOT DO NOT POST DICK PICS ON /B/
>>767467449
because were married
>>767467449
I'm strictly dickly
>>767467449
>2018
>Investing in random roastie
>Not being part of hookup culture while in your sexual prime
>>767467449
I'm asian.
Im single
>>767467449
tiny micro penis incapable of satisfying a woman when they cant get satisfied they just bitch and complain all the time fuck that shit. Women are absolutely worthless in 2018 they don't do shit and expect everything for free.
Have wife
>>767467449
I met the great whore. Through food or sex even airborne everyone is linked to her and her apocalyptic AIDS. Broken rules in Leviticus only God knows even he might not.
So I don't want to touch anyone or anything unclean.
I did brazilianjiujitsu can you keep track how manybtimrs you rolled? My calculator broke. I can't just meet someone and from her birth to her age go like she's a virgin. They all fuck people of different races and they are whores. 1 guy = infinity fucks from this faggot before you get to the second generation down the lineage. The tree is like a fuckin g facebook network
>>767467449
I have a gf but I dont love her.
She is 17 and I am 24.
I just hold her for sex, nothing more.
too busy enjoying life to have one of them cunts ruin it
socially anxious
>>767467449
> must have a gf
i pity people that frame their lives in this way like it's some box to be checked. my answer is i'm obviously not interested in that sort of thing.
I just never look for one. Idk why, my male/female co-workers keep telling me that I just have to go to the right places, It's not like a hot girl is gonna ring at my doorbell and spread her legs.
>>767468051
*tips fedora*
cause my ego is so big that the idea of a woman thinking i need her and reject me IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
>>767468093
my gf doesnt think I need her tho.
She thinks I am nice but also an asshole lel
>>767467661
Investing my ass. Life in prison for not getting the lethal injection are called deals too.
A woman is negative fuck you in everything good in your life. You pick a good one a clean one and only niggers have that they take the piece of shit whore to a shitty shake shack burger.
No one can juggle 3 and keep them clean. Find a clean stripper that just started, do this 3 times juggle them and keep them clean. Handpick a 10 and a virgin. This is the only acceptable thing the greatest players can't do that shit
>>767467449
a fuckbuddy or even a whore is cheaper, so why bother with random girlfriends. Go for the one you are really into but untill you're sure save your money and limited time in this shithole.
>>767467856
Uhh what?
I like guys
>>767468087
no if you're so desperate to live by this antiqued notion of owning a woman just so you can say stupid shit like "hurr this weekend i hung out with MUH GIRFRIEND DURR" or constantly name dropping that you have a gf like somehow you've reached some pinnacle in life, then you're the fedora wearing neckbeard. the overwhelming majority of gfs guys get tired of them and that's why people break up constantly, so having a "gf" isn't such a pleasant experience for most of the time you have one.
the only social interaction that I participate in is telling a cashier that I don't need the receipt
I wear glasses
>>767468299
*m'lady*
Because I want to get fucked in my ass
>>767468299
My gf and I are not like what you described.
Get a partner that fits to you nigga.
>>767468392
eww. get some class about you and maybe somebody fucking would
I'm asexual.
>>767467872
Nobody cares autismo. Question was explain why no gf
Because my gf is a cunt.
>>767468441
so get an asexual gf nigga
Having a girlfriend is overrated, had a girlfriend for 6 years and at first the passion was strong but over time it goes away. Now I've been single for 2 and a half years and am much happier then I was in the last few years of my relationship. Always feels like theres a new opportunity and you don't have to plan your life around another person.
Though having a girlfriend does have its perks as well. Just too much complication, humans are too complex and the current dating culture is pretty fucked. I like to just live my life and meet girls randomly whenever it happens
>>767468480
But I have a gf and she is 17.
Still for me its like not having one because I dont feel anything towards her.
I keep her as my trophy for others to see and for my own sexual pleasure.
>>767467787
length?
>>767468526
where did u meet her?
>>767467787
ur worthless man without a big dick.
sorry you deserve no woman lol
>>767468494
of course this is true because having a gf is only for the lazy and boring and frightened people in the world. fwb makes more sense. gf is trying to claim ownership over a woman's vagina because you're a pussy that can't compete against other men.
>>767468589
A friend.
I also fucked her 15 year old female friend. She fell in love with me but I dumped her ass for the 17 year old.
Its germany, so its legal.
>>767468441
please elaborate your feelings im very curious
>>767467449
>You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a girlfriend.
They all think I'm too good for them and nothing will convince them otherwise.
I don't give a fuck. It's their loss.
>>767468777
>"it's not you, it's me"
Hurrr durrr they must think I'm too good for them
been there , done that, now i just have fuckbuddies, its cheaper and no complications, there are times i wish i had one, but then i remember how i felt when i had one, its just a drag and ultimatley, monogamy is unworkable
>>767468093
this
Years of being a scrawny nerd left a gash in my self esteem. I've grown into myself by now to the point where girls are interested in me but I'm so socially inept that I either miss it or can't believe they actually like me. And even if neither of those is the case, I'll run it over in my head so many times that I'll be paralyzed to do anything. Ladies, you can make the first move! Some guys are really shy and dumb. Hit us up!
Been single for years. Still have sex. What's the point in putting up with women's bullshit when you already get what you want from them?
>>767467449
I literally do not socialize outside of work.
I get up at 4:15am, go to the gym at 5, work out till 6 and go to work. I get home do dinner and dishes, surf and shitpost, prepare my breakfast and luch for the next day, shower and shit and whatever, then i'm in bed 9ish.
Saturdays i'm like a zombie, and sundays i usually just chill and if the weather is nice i drive to my moms and borrow her dog for a 3 hour walk. I work as a bricklayer, so there arent any girls to meet there either. and i dont do social media or dating apps because i could never respect a woman who was whoring online.
>>767469186
Hmm?
They literally tell me I'm way too good for them and they would only drag me down. That's also the exact wording they use.
I always respond that it's my choice and I don't mind, but they promptly take off in what I assume is them wanting me to "chase" them.
But I ain't got time for that. So they can fuck right off.
I'm only interested in girls that mean business. If you wanna chase around - find someone else.
>>767467449
I'm not gay
>>767469673
ye this guy understands
>>767469220
People have changed, culture has changed, monogamy is becoming unworkable. Our grandparents generation used to remain together in monogamous relationships for decades, now people barely get past a few years. I think its a combination of cultural changes but also psychological changes, we are so intoxicated in sex in the media these days, and many studies have shown that the more sexual partners a person has the less likely they are to be happy in a long term relationship.
So were things better before or are they better now? I don't know, it just is the way it is. But I think at this point the only way I would want to be in a monogamous relationship is if I wanted to have kids. And I'm almost 30 with still no desire to have kids, so I don't know if it will ever happen. You have to adapt to the times, and these days people view sexual partners as easily interchangable, particularily young women who are in a dominate position in the sexual game. Have to play the game right if you want to have a happy sex life.
Because I only make 40k a year
Because I have a boyfriend and I don't cheat.
>>767469733
Dubs confirms.
>>767467449
I'm a shitty conversationalist who can't get close to them before I ask them out. It's easier to befriend guys since we relate more.
I had plenty of opportunities in high school, even had my friend tell me that a hot Filipina cosplayer liked me, but even though I was a narcissist, my self esteem with women has always been low for some reason and I assumed he was lying and all the other hints that girls gave me, no matter how blunt, weren't real.
>>767467449
Im an autist
Because I'm too selfish to care about anyone
I'm a kissless fat virgin, so i don't really think that women like me neither as a wallet or as a friend.
>>767467449
Gay
>>767469871
Go to gym
I'm a weak lil coward who's good for nothing
>>767467449
Just a quite Anon, I usually don’t talk to girls I like because I won’t have a chance
>>767469988
Go to gym
I'm not looking for one right now
>>767467449
>4 inch girth
>ugly face
>balding
>weird body proportions despite lifting
>introverted
All my previous girlfriends left because they thought I was boring.
And they're right. I like adventurous, spontaneous girls but I'm neither of those.
>>767467449
to scared to make a move on her, we're good friends and we talk alot but i don't know how to do it
>>767467449
Less to none social activities, don't have any social media. Ashamed and exhausted of previous mistakes and keep explaining people over and over.
no confidence
>>767467449
not looking for one
because bitches be trifling
>>767467938
This exactly
>>767467449
i do, and her dick is bigger than yours
>be me
>be betafag
>gay
>1st boyfriend died in highschool
>2nd bf (more of fwb) skipped town due to Irish mob.
I only care for 2D guys now
>>767467449
Undersized junk and too embarrassed to let anyone see it.
>>767467449
Because I became the girlfriend
>>767467856
/x is that way?------>
>>767467449
Cause vaginas are gay
Because I am the girlfriend
have an 11 cm dick
forever alone :(
I'm a fucking neet
>>767467474
Are you autistic?
>>767468361
careful now, im pretty sure he'll slay you with his katana
It would probably upset my boyfriend.
>>767468634
why are all krauts the same type of degenerate?
Because my wife would divorce me
>>767472600
It propably wouldn't, unless you're a fag.
>>767469709
that actually sounds pretty peaceful
>>767472755
Well im a bisexual male
