So, I am guardian of my 12 year old nephew, and every Tuesday I take him to the movies. Naturally we saw Avengers: Infinity War last night and..
wtf, disney. now my fucking nephew won't come out of his room, he keeps screaming at me. What in the actual fuck?
Anyway, look /b/, I'm out of options here. Dubs decides how I explain to him that his favorite character, Spider-Man, is fucking DEAD.
fuck you disney, fuck you.
Tell him that he will be coming back to life later
Tell him that he went in the virgin paradise so he should kill himself to join him
>>767469920
Tell him he can't have his own fucking way all the time.
Don't reward the screaming in any way.
No food beyond the basic necessities until he shuts up and apologises.
>>767469920
i know this is spoilers, but if he dies right, why would they make a venom movie? spidey is dead, where the fuck is taht homecoming story going to? lol
>>767469998
this.
Spidey has ben ded multiple times.
>>767469920
>12
>screaming at me.
Dude...don't tolerate his autism. Make him mow the lawn or do something when he pulls that shit. Fucking 12...fuck bro
>>767470166
The Venom movie has been confirmed it's not set in the MCU. It's a Sony film.
Fuck your nephew!!!
>>767469920
>implying everyone won't come back in the sequel
>implying you even have a nephew
>implying you even exist
He's not dead. Everyone disintegrated is just trapped in the soul stone.
>>767470588
Id like to see a webm or gif of this honestly.
>>767469920
Your nephew is a fucking retard.
>>767469920
>>767470937
>>767470964
>>767469920
>12 years old
>Screaming over a character's death
>When a sequel to Homecoming has been confirmed since Homecoming came out
Wonderful, that's what we need. A new generation of sperglords
>>767471009
Finger his ass and tell him that it's not your fault that spiderman is dead. The jews did it.
>>767470588
It's just Gamora (the green chick) in the soul stone because Thanos (the big dick) sacraficed her. The half of the universe that disintegrated is dead but most characters are going to come back. Probably not Vision and Gamora because they died before Thanos could click. Spiderman is coming back though because there is a little info floating around about an "untitled homecoming sequel"
>>767471211
Maybe he'll come back as a man and they can end the spiderman boy crap once and for all.
>>767469920
He's probably just masturbating like most that age do stop being a retard.
>>767471313
Stark actually calls him "Spider boy" in Civil war
>>767471010
Don't you talk shit about my nephew I know karate you you jerk
>>767469920
tell him he's not dead but instead got teleported to a alternate universe and they will bring him back with the time stone
>>767469920
He's obviously an autismo.
You can try explaining, but gl with that
